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Title: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: elvis1325 on March 27, 2016, 03:57:44 am
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In response to previous dwarven aggression against our poor afk Yoshis, we are taking the initiative against the barbarian scum. As you can see a dwarf under the name of "Ninja_Renay" attacked our Yoshi brethren while they were on holiday and cited "stealing s&d" as the reason, this was not possible due to the fact that HeadHunter_Yoshi was on holiday and Lysander_Yoshi doesn't even play Crpg. Such cowardice and betrayal will not and cannot be tolerated, therefore we seek reparations for the injustices done to the Yoshi people.
More news shall be reported from the front as it develops.

- Taril the Minister of Propaganda Truth

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Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: Sparvico on March 27, 2016, 04:20:35 am
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Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on March 27, 2016, 05:08:53 am
I know I wasn't the only one that saw big cock in one of those tabs.
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: BaleOhay on March 27, 2016, 05:28:52 am
Bet you are wondering just how big
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 27, 2016, 09:11:06 am
Quote from: Dynamics_BRD on March 27, 2016, 05:08:53 am
I know I wasn't the only one that saw big cock in one of those tabs.

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Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: Bronto on March 27, 2016, 04:11:29 pm
So when headhunter was the only person in our fief our S&D just magically disappeared? Hate when that happens.....
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: elvis1325 on March 27, 2016, 07:19:32 pm
Quote from: Bronto on March 27, 2016, 04:11:29 pm
So when headhunter was the only person in our fief our S&D just magically disappeared? Hate when that happens.....


See thats the flaw in this entire accusation:
1. When someone trades, they don't stay in a fief. Generally they move on to sell or buy in another area.
2. This assumes that the only players on the strat map are Yoshis and Dwarves, because apparently neutral and other traders do not exist.
3. If apparently HeadHunter was the one that "stole S&D", then for what reason did you attack Lysander Yoshi?

So yes you are correct that Bush did 9/11, there is a chocolate chip cookie base on the moon, and Yoshi clan stole your S&D in an effort to undermine the economic integrity of the Dwarven nation in order for Yoshi Clan to attack them while they are weakened.

Regardless, now glorious Yoshi conscripts must give their lives in defense of our people yet again. When will the attacks against our people end?
 


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Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: Casul on March 27, 2016, 07:50:02 pm
far right tab tho
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 27, 2016, 07:54:47 pm
Quote from: Bronto on March 27, 2016, 04:11:29 pm
So when headhunter was the only person in our fief our S&D just magically disappeared? Hate when that happens.....
I'm actually like 75% sure that was Cassander and not a yoshi lmao
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: Bryggan on March 28, 2016, 01:40:25 am
WAIT!

Why declare war so quick?  For a small percentage*  I will happily represent you since this was an unjustified attack
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We'll figure out the amount of men lost, the gear lost (probably peasant gear, but it has its value too), the value of the trade goods stolen (sell price, not buying price), time lost, punitive damages, emotional scarring, etc.

I'm thinking 600,000 silver would be a reasonable settlement.  After my cut, and the court costs and some administration fees, you could be taking home around 100,000 silver!

True, I tried that with LCO and it didn't work, but I'm pretty sure it was because they were all quitting at the time.  So think about it!
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: elvis1325 on March 28, 2016, 01:53:26 am
Quote from: Bryggan on March 28, 2016, 01:40:25 am
WAIT!

Why declare war so quick?  For a small percentage*  I will happily represent you since this was an unjustified attack
 *
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Well I can't beat those rates considering you are the only strategus lawyer, but it is a bit late. We have decided that the reparation cost is a random village. OUR GLORIOUS HOMELAND THAT WAS STOLEN FROM US MANY DECADES AGO. LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN YOSHI!
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: Sparvico on March 28, 2016, 02:00:52 am
Quote from: Bryggan on March 28, 2016, 01:40:25 am
WAIT!

Why declare war so quick?  For a small percentage*  I will happily represent you since this was an unjustified attack
 *
(click to show/hide)
.

We'll figure out the amount of men lost, the gear lost (probably peasant gear, but it has its value too), the value of the trade goods stolen (sell price, not buying price), time lost, punitive damages, emotional scarring, etc.

I'm thinking 600,000 silver would be a reasonable settlement.  After my cut, and the court costs and some administration fees, you could be taking home around 100,000 silver!

True, I tried that with LCO and it didn't work, but I'm pretty sure it was because they were all quitting at the time.  So think about it!

I think you got lost in this war game on your way to Capitalism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalism_(video_game))
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: Cassander on March 28, 2016, 02:18:27 am
Depending on when the snd was "Stolen" it could have been me all strat i have stolen goods from enemies and friends, that's what happens when the whole map doesn't allow trade.
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: BaleOhay on March 28, 2016, 02:58:22 am
Can we just find out how big the cock was? it is the only thing remotely important in this thread.
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: Albus on March 28, 2016, 03:03:59 am
Quote from: BaleOhay on March 28, 2016, 02:58:22 am
Can we just find out how big the cock was? it is the only thing remotely important in this thread.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=big+cock&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj82M3el-LLAhURy2MKHQYnAG4Q_AUIBygB&biw=1366&bih=643 Take your pick
Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: elvis1325 on March 28, 2016, 03:51:32 am
A GREAT VICTORY FOR OUR IMMORTAL CHAIRMAN AS WE HAVE RECLAIMED NEW URLUBAN! THE PEASANTS REJOICE AS THEY ARE LIBERATED.

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Title: Re: EU SCUM GETS CUCKED IN RESPONSE TO UNWARRANTED ATTACKS AGAINST DEFENSELESS YOSHI
Post by: Yoshi on March 28, 2016, 04:14:08 am
Also, now that the village is liberated, Ulburban is a free trade zone. Access to S&D is a right for all law abiding American citizens.

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