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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: BoneSaw on March 26, 2016, 04:13:24 am

Title: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: BoneSaw on March 26, 2016, 04:13:24 am
                     First off a moment of silence to honor the works of a fallen King and hero of the old days, may this warrior's spirit find it's way to the halls of heroes! Rumors of his demise have reached Pyongmerra and there's a mixed emotion in the palace. Stories from local merchants tell tales of the Gobblin king being killed by his own generals or finally losing his battle to anal syphilis, we may never know...Either way my generals and I applaud him and the energy he brought to the political arena!!(tho my generals are in hot water for losing four villages, they still applaud.)
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       Let it be known that the Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn shall always fight like crazed fanatics to protect our sovereignty and way of life. Long live the Green Regime!!!
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Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 26, 2016, 07:37:24 am
pls i am just farmer
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Screaming Idiot on March 26, 2016, 02:31:11 pm
pls i am just farmer

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Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: fallinup on March 26, 2016, 05:02:57 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfSz0bQzZuM
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Jarl_Onurb on March 26, 2016, 05:29:48 pm
is this supposed to be a shitpost? no even close.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: BoneSaw on March 26, 2016, 06:18:05 pm
is this supposed to be a shitpost? no even close.
More so a show of respect post, try it sometime.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Novamere on March 26, 2016, 07:33:52 pm
Wait what? Daruvian quit? What the fuck i dont play or get on for a week cause of spring break and a bunch of shit starts happening..................Someone fill me in please.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 26, 2016, 07:50:15 pm
Wait what? Daruvian quit? What the fuck i dont play or get on for a week cause of spring break and a bunch of shit starts happening..................Someone fill me in please.

Daruvian realized how much he loves Kesh and decided to join the FCC to provide moral support for Joe, whom is writing an erotic novel.

The book is truly the only notable thing being done this round.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: bensai on March 27, 2016, 01:39:05 am
Wait what? Daruvian quit? What the fuck i dont play or get on for a week cause of spring break and a bunch of shit starts happening..................Someone fill me in please.

DARUVIAN_GOBBLINSHAMELORD lost faith in the cause of spergal eradication. he abandoned his duties 2 his gobblin men and fell to the likes of CHAOS while venturing in the northern realms.

many gobblins lost valuables and armies during the website meltdown on tuesday and lost faith in strat

in other words there are now tons of former gobblin fiefdoms ripe 4 the taking by a young, gay upstart like myself
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Drunken_sailor on March 27, 2016, 04:21:58 am
Ive been out of the loop for 2 weeks any one have a TLDR of the gobblin schism?
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 27, 2016, 04:25:21 am
Ive been out of the loop for 2 weeks any one have a TLDR of the gobblin schism?
website went down made daruvian not want to play anymore cuz they lost like 3k troops.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Westwood on March 27, 2016, 04:31:13 am
Ive been out of the loop for 2 weeks any one have a TLDR of the gobblin schism?
Daruvian said something about Strat being gay, decided he wanted to do something other than GOBBLIN REALM. That's really all that happened. There's been a slow trickle of people leaving Strat, sure, but no mass exodus just because Daruvian wanted to change things up.

Like really he isn't even himself leaving, just doing something even more gay than GOBBLIN. Calm down.

All the freakout at nothing speaks volumes to the collective mental capacity of the community.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Keshian on March 27, 2016, 04:42:48 am
I'm pretty sure no one was freaking out.  Just asking what happened.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 27, 2016, 05:43:53 am
website went down made daruvian not want to play anymore cuz they lost like 3k troops.

HA! I've got you now! I've just been WAITING for someone to post that so I can autistically charge in and correct someone.

Right so basically in order to obtain even rosters (in terms of numbers, we were fortunately blessed with some really scary heroes), Daruvian, Artyem, Arowaine, myself, and assorted other nerds were absolutely required to begin recruitment at least 2-4 hours in advance of the battle. Not only in this tedious, but mercenaries in this life-supported portion of an already-dying mod are a finite resource. What I mean by that is this; many of our most skilled mercenaries do NOT enjoy NA1 anymore. Some of them don't even really like strat battles. But in order to compete, we were forced to play 10+ people down, or sperg out to these reluctant e-knights every single battle.

And not just the big ones! Hell, we never really got the good chance to have many big ones, anyway. We'd have to sperg out to these poor folks for the shitty 1k+ vs >500 lightly armed troops because the opposition would show tons of people regardless of their gear level.

I'm praying and hoping fervently that the population of the mod will increase or at the very least cease bleeding nerds left and right because of the launcher fix, and indeed because of the dissolution of THE REALM.

But to say that anyone in our faction quit over 3k heavily armed troops being lost is at best an oversimplification, and at worst completely false. Our economy was extraordinarily more lucrative than any other NA faction, I am confident to say. We could've absorbed the blow given to us by higher powers than ourselves rather easily. We wouldn't even be forced to wait around- at least 1.5k heavy/shiny troops could have been equipped and sent out within a day of the server shitting itself.

Our dear former leader had been posting for a week or two about being fairly bored with strat- not something to crucify a nigga over. He'd been completely absent from decision-making and logistics for the same period of time; all coordination had been taken care of by Arowaine, Artyem, Sparvico, and myself. Oh, and I musn't forget the good ERWINGOML for his passion and initiative against HoC fucking shits, current regent Chester's meming, along with Damatacus' brilliant independent moves.

fuck i accidentally started tugging dicks back to my point

Oh yeah my point was that you were wrong and I guess I pretty much explained that

Basically with the coupled dupe-bug and server holocaust, alongside the severe drought of population, he concluded that strategus wasn't at all worth the time, effort, concern, or stress. He didn't see any more benefits to reap.

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Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 27, 2016, 05:51:27 am
He said a TLDR version Sandy so yeah it was oversimplified lol
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 27, 2016, 05:57:29 am
He said a TLDR version Sandy so yeah it was oversimplified lol

oh sry, that actually WAS my TLDR version

you wanna hear the unabridged version? :^)
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Drunken_sailor on March 27, 2016, 06:26:40 am
oh sry, that actually WAS my TLDR version

you wanna hear the unabridged version? :^)

I think I would be scared to read it.  :shock:
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Westwood on March 27, 2016, 06:50:13 am
I'm pretty sure no one was freaking out.  Just asking what happened.
When I said that I was talking about those other threads where people were all "oh woe is GOBBLINs" "knew u were pussies" "what will happen 2 strat now" "cum on don't leave" etc. not the guy asking the question in this thread. All that hyperbolic stuff like what Tristan was saying literally right before me.

Sorry you misunderstood.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: BaleOhay on March 27, 2016, 04:59:45 pm
I boiled down Sandy's post... It reads: strat is hard when you are leading a faction, even when you have a position of strength and greater resources. GG to all involved.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 27, 2016, 05:33:54 pm
sometimes people come up to me in the street and they ask

oh don't you feel bad trash talking those internet people so rudely, Daruvian?

and I look em square in the eye

And I tell em

any community so autistic that they can't believe someone would get tired of autistically intermingling their life with a 24/7 competitive video game riddled with bugs, server issues, and a dwindling and increasingly aspie playerbase and would whine about someone getting less involved

deserves to be told how trash they are

and probably they should be sterilized just in case autism/assburgers is genetic

and they smile and they look back at me and they say

"the holocaust was exaggerated"
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Taser on March 27, 2016, 05:38:38 pm
oh sry, that actually WAS my TLDR version

you wanna hear the unabridged version? :^)

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Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 27, 2016, 05:54:04 pm
here is a line graph explanation of one reason why i stopped being a big boss

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Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: imisshotmail on March 27, 2016, 07:41:12 pm
When Bannerlord comes out you will be able to spot other cRPG players from the aura of autism radiating from them, a special sixth sense we have gained over these 5 years of degrading into abhumans by playing this disgustingly bad mod.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Tiger on March 27, 2016, 09:42:27 pm
"The empire, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus it has ever been"
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 28, 2016, 03:13:54 am
When Bannerlord comes out you will be able to spot other cRPG players from the aura of autism radiating from them, a special sixth sense we have gained over these 5 years of degrading into abhumans by playing this disgustingly bad mod.

I hope that we all band together to infect that game with our special blend of autism. Let us recruit more people into Hell.  :twisted:
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Kelugarn on March 28, 2016, 06:40:11 am
We will drive away all of Bonerlord's population with our spectrum of disorders and then claim it as our new home.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Saxton on March 28, 2016, 08:37:15 pm
We will drive away all of Bonerlord's population with our spectrum of disorders and then claim it as our new home.

Just say autism, its okay, all the cool kids are saying it.
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: blizz on March 29, 2016, 01:42:53 am
Just say autism, its okay, all the cool kids are saying it.

autism
Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on March 29, 2016, 03:28:31 am
The Northern Dominion sends off its tribute to The Gobblin King as well. A worthy foe. The bards shall sing of the battles that raged over the northern lands. Arys, cue the Blind Guardian!


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Title: Re: To the fall of the Gobblin King, my friend and arch nemesis...
Post by: darmaster on April 01, 2016, 02:28:44 am
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