We have a lot of tiny factions. Factions that have their own hopes and dreams. Quite frankly, I always thought it was too early for 'mega-factions'. Let's just have our own little wars. Most of us don't give a fuck who we fight, but we do care deeply about how we look on a map.
So I'm thinking friendly little wars. We all try to dominate, and when we realize we can't, we join forces. Then, in a month or eight, we all side up for one side. And then we fight to determine who will own the map. Personally, I think its awesome when people accept defeat and join their victors. Pussy whining 'hate them forever' BS is soooo 'internet'.
Let's all act like medieval kingdoms. No rage quitting (though boredom quitting is a problem). Accept defeat like gentlemen, and accept vassalage. If you 'don't like the guys you gotta work with', then fuck off. You are a pussy whiner, and have no place in a medieval war simulator kinda thing.
So says I!
Bryggan
13K guy
i could always arrange for the democratic election of a new GOBBLIN KING
I am ur huckleberry*****************VOTE GRANDMA GOBLIN**************************Also known as GG*******
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If I must, I will rise to the challenge! If you would have me be your gobblinking I would promise death, fire and destruction across all Calradia. May all the horses be raped, the women torn down, and the houses burned. Our memes would blind our enemies to their own destruction!
Uh, What have you done? Please answer with info pertaining to this strat. not strat 3 or 2 back in the good ole days.I sat all strat doing nothing because I didn't want to do anything- then I got talked into being a 'king in name only', and breed the odd troop or two.
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I see the Gobblins have split their empire up.
I see the Gobblins have split their empire up. To all the ex-Gobblins, I sincerely thank you for staying. Hopefully now the political landscape will be more interesting. And perhaps there will be a need now for mercenary armies, which is what I had hoped to do this strat.
Oh boy smaller factions means we can get back to our shitty little 10v10 100 man battles
It seemed to be heading that way anyways. Except it was 10 vs 10 1000 man battles. But maybe, just maybe, people might stay a little more interested if they have a small faction. And maybe, just maybe, people will sign for whoever has the lower roster if their faction is not involved.
Is this your first day of strat? It has never worked like this, and never will.
The highest roster goes to the biggest/most diverse alliance, pure and simple. That is why Gobblins lost, they had one MEGA alliance...They didn't diversify.
They inbred with eachother like savages.
If I must, I will rise to the challenge! If you would have me be your gobblinking I would promise death, fire and destruction across all Calradia. May all the horses be raped, the women torn down, and the houses burned. Our memes would blind our enemies to their own destruction!
weird, you are bragging arround that we are hummility defeated
well, we had no money, no gear and ylca didn't show up at all
can you tell me how you feel, how you defeated a grp of people who had no gear, no weapons and no command
the only thing thats changed in bruttus posting in 5 years is the fact that i haven't comprehensively owned him in this Strategus yet. But it'll happen soon.
You remind me of someone bruttus..
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Well it seems that some people here don't have a live.
Every post I make, will be downvoted by the same people.
Owel, I did mine job then.
You, uh...know how easy it is to click that "minus" sign? You can do it from a large selection of devices, and it really only takes 15 seconds as long as you aren't on McDonald's (tm) wifi.
And you know how you bring it up a lot? Yeah, that is NOT encouraging people to stop downvoting you. Don't try and backpedal saying you don't give two shits about it. We all know you'd adore getting dozens of upvotes and being supported by the large majority of the community.
btw I haven't downvoted more than a few of your posts(click to show/hide)
ow, wasn't aimed on you.
Just a couple morons that feels themselfs importante, and now that theyre beloved faction is gone, they can drink mine blood :)
Sometimes those people downvote it whille I am thinking that it isn't worth the time to downvote me.
But in reality I am a very nice guy, they don't even bother to know me, they only think they know me just because of these post. :)
But in reality, I really don't care about the downvoting or upvoting, I lost nearly 4 friends that worked in Brussels airport. Thats what I care atm.
On the otherside, well, when I became factionleader, the first week, I slept 4 houres a day, because I was trying to convince everyone what mine intentions where, but in the old day's, if 1 faction was allied with the other faction, Grudges where not importante, you where obligate to help the allied faction, no mather what your personal feelings where. But whats left now in this community, well, the best already left.
I still think that most of your posts and the points contained within are pretty damn stupid, but I regret posting now.
I'm as sorry as I can be on the other side of the ocean rather far detached from recent events, and I dearly wish for those holding responsibility to be hung from lamp-posts and gibbeted in the streets.
And while I understand losing sleep over strat (although I can never justify it, even as I'm doing that gay shit myself)..you might wanna hold back on that. Not because it ain't good for you (it ain't), but because I don't even reckon all that effort you've saddled yourself with is HELPING you on strat. If anything, you're shooting yourself in your own ass over and over doing that.
I've got no fucking clue what you're talking about (very common) "in the old days". Maybe you've got some heavy involvement in strat 1/2 that I don't know about, and maybe you've got EU strat involvement that I'm not aware of. But things have never been as you describe. Unless you're talking about an idealized and romanticized version of actual medieval history, you've never had an alliance so very rock-solid that they would readily wipe someone they consider a close friend. Least not since I've been playing. Likewise, two factions with members bearing long-term or significant grudges wouldn't be strat allies anyway. That shit doesn't happen.(click to show/hide)
There will always be people who downvote you. What I do, is just have a little cry, call my mom, then get a gallon of Ben and Jerry's and watch sad movies in my PJs. Within two weeks I'm fine :D
There will always be people who downvote you. What I do, is just have a little cry, call my mom, then get a gallon of Ben and Jerry's and watch sad movies in my PJs. Within two weeks I'm fine :D
The terrorist attacks are awful and upsetting, but if you were that affected by it you wouldn't be here posting on cRPG forums about strategus diplomacy, so instead of trying to make this thread a pity parade where you're the head float, either stop posting if you actually care or stop bringing it up if you don't. That might be harsh but so is the fact that you are trying to use a tragedy as an excuse for yourself posting badly.
Shit man I don't think I ever remember mentioning the Boston Marathon bombing when that happened or the other events the transpired over the next few days.
You have your topic for the next unban essay now.Go see Mark Whalberg's new movie "Patriots Day" it'll be out in like a year.
What did everyone think of Dawn of Justice?
Vader is Luke's father.
fuck i only upvoted you because i thought you were getting a gallon of sailor jerry's to drown your sorrows at firstYou upvoted communist ice cream. It isn't even GOOD. smh fam
it'll have to stand though
rofl man if I was ever told i had to write an unban essay I would just write the N word like 700 times and quit the game
and this is the 798 other words
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fuck i only upvoted you because i thought you were getting a gallon of sailor jerry's to drown your sorrows at first
it'll have to stand though