Apply for the Dwarves, the highest scorer will get his butt touched by Kesh.
I will call in sick at work for this!
Sorry m8 I h8 to deb8 but this aint the Holy Crusade or Brede would have told me.
he used the misunderstanding as an excuse to go to war with us.
How dare he go at war without a proper honourable casus belli? I hope he gets at least -5 stability, the little dwarf prick.people like him ruin strat :?
people like him ruin strat :?
What you do not consider is, that this time our army has the most advanced gear one could imagine.
The finest steel from our dwarven forges.
The sturdiest shields made from mountain wood.
And the strongest warriors raised deep inside the mountains.
And dont forget me, Renay and Eirik's new armies. Those will need to be destroyed as well.
Ow yeah, thats possible, because your army was lightly armed when you enterd mine village, its possible that you got some gear and silver from Heskey from his failed siege.
Do not worry, when you get it, you will be destroyed, just like those 3 other army's and prolly just like those 2 other army's that are waiting to attack .
We have spotted them; don't worry:)
For now, we still have the advantage.
And for info, what your faction did, its still considert a dick move.
You attack a small faction, that is trying to build up the relations with other faction
+ the fact is, that the entire time, your faction was building up the army's to attack US, not the Gobblins.
We have more troops lost to the gobblins then your faction did, so just stop the crap and telling to the people that the community wants this, because this was obviously planned way before.
Nah, we actually planned a big invasion into Gobblin lands, but the war was over by the time we arrived there. So we needed a new target. Where is the fun in sitting around and having peace.
Bullshit, you did nothing, only talking to your allies what you where planning, but hidding the truth
We planned to attack you when you joined Gobblins, not before, not after.
Now I see that you are taking mercs from mine side also away
Funny, cause we lost a bunch of mercs and some anonymous guys show up on your side. If you are talking about Tristan, he just wants to balance the roster, we never asked him to join us.
you attacked us, by using a dick move, possitioning your army's + you had already plans to whipe us out, even before James made the decision to joun the Gobblins.
We never positioned our armies anywhere, Heskey declared war against james and then we moved to attack you. And as I said before, we planned to attack you when you joined gobbs.
You all are bragging about how good your gears are, and that we are no threat, and came under the Yoshi's, that is a mistake you made.
Nah, it's simply the truth.
We lost around 1750 troops, what not even had oure best gear on it, whille you braggers lost 3008 troops, with what you all called the best gear to offer.
Yes, that is what happens when you have 40% more people fighting for your side.
You where complaining about merc support, I give you a tip
Make your promises true and show up for your allies battles.
We have no allies.
Something what I did BTW.
We have a life.
Another thing
I give you all prediction
Yes, Whippe out Acre, yes, please do that, so that Acre don't play annymore, but that is the plan right?
We never said we wanted to wipe out Acre, just want a war with them.
Sure, because when we are whipped out, les merc support and lesser people that play's crpg.
Right now We started to play with just 6 people, now the last week we expanded our rosters a bit, not nearly enough for recruiting on time.
We started with 2 players.
So to those dwarfs, prepare for it, because I have the same thoughts, and whille you think your winning, with in a month, the dwarf faction don't excist anymore.
We welcome the challenge.
If you do not enjoy being at war with us, you should stop promising us bigger and better battles cos that really gets us pumped!
You all are bragging about how good your gears are, and that we are no threat, and came under the Yoshi's, that is a mistake you made.
We lost around 1750 troops, what not even had oure best gear on it, whille you braggers lost 3008 troops, with what you all called the best gear to offer.
Thank you for the confirmation that our well placed propaganda is working perfectly fine.
You where complaining about merc support, I give you a tip
Make your promises true and show up for your allies battles.
Something what I did BTW.
Been there done that. We sign for friendlies whenever we can. It is just sad to see people wanting proper wars, yet only signing for the defence because it obviously is more convenient to play.
Yes, Whippe out Acre, yes, please do that, so that Acre don't play annymore, but that is the plan right?
Sure, because when we are whipped out, les merc support and lesser people that play's crpg.
Right now We started to play with just 6 people, now the last week we expanded our rosters a bit, not nearly enough for recruiting on time.
So if you lose you just rage quit?
And in all seriousness, why would you even play Strategus if you whine about quitting in case you lose your fiefs?
This is literally a game about medieval war. In a war, it might happen that you do not win. If you started playing without thinking about feeling so bad about losing that you'd quit, maybe this is not the right game for you.
So to those dwarfs, prepare for it, because I have the same thoughts, and whille you think your winning, with in a month, the dwarf faction don't excist anymore.
Quite the contrary my agitated friend. The Dwarves will cease to exist only when we wish. Losing our fiefs will not only leave us unimpressed, we will also be able to strike from the shadows. Without frontline there is no chance you will be able to fight back.
Basically this.
Our realm is the entire mountain, we can come from anywhere and if we have no fiefs you will have no target against which to retaliate when we ambush your traders, raid your fiefs and generally keep your faction busy.
Bassecely, you are cowards,
You attack a smaller faction, where the most troops are helping out for a clean up.
You are bragging about allot of things, and please just stop that crap, allot of other factionleaders are trying to get sentence in your small heads to stop this war.
And about saxton, sure, he tells me also everything, when I unblock him from steam.
BassecelyBasicallyBassecely, you are cowards, EDIT:Dear god, how did such a blatant typo happen to me D: EDIT2: Nevermind, forgot that this was a quote :D
You attack a smaller faction, where the most troops are helping out for a clean up.
In case you have no noticed it yet, your faction is bigger than ours. I know maths is not everyone's slice of bread, but I am happy to help you out whenever you are struggling with your homework. Just hit me up.
Even if we attacked when we had negligibly more people in the faction, please do not tell me that you would, under no circumstances, never ever, not in a million years, attack a faction that has one or more fewer members than you.
You are bragging about allot of things, and please just stop that crap, allot of other factionleaders are trying to get sentence in your small heads to stop this war.
Why on earth would we stop this war? This game is about war.
And you yourself said, that you would never negotiate peace if you were at a disadvantage. Neither will we. So, after a minute or two of thinking about that correlation, both our factions will never negotiate peace since one faction always will be at a disadvantage.
Basically, if you are so damn certain you will stomp our armies with ease, why are you so concerned about us being the bigger faction and our claims of having amazing gear -which we do-?
And about saxton, sure, he tells me also everything, when I unblock him from steam.
Mine faction is maybe bigger, but that is because we had many new recruits, trying to fit in to crpg, recruits that will leave the game when were gone.
So after skimming through all of these random post that kinda look like an interview, I decided to see which faction was indeed bigger. So after some clicky clicky, it appears to be like this:
Acre/Holy Crusade/whatever: 14 members listed with 5 fiefs
Dwarves/Short guys: 10 members with 4 fiefs
So pretty much, don't bitch about being a small faction when you're both small factions. Oh, and Bruttus, you have more people than the Dwarves. So adjust your next posts to bring this fact up instead of claiming to be smaller still.
So after skimming through all of these random post that kinda look like an interview, I decided to see which faction was indeed bigger. So after some clicky clicky, it appears to be like this:you can also check when those members have arrived.
Acre/Holy Crusade/whatever: 14 members listed with 5 fiefs
Dwarves/Short guys: 10 members with 4 fiefs
So pretty much, don't bitch about being a small faction when you're both small factions. Oh, and Bruttus, you have more people than the Dwarves. So adjust your next posts to bring this fact up instead of claiming to be smaller still.
He could at least put some effort into his bullshit.
How many mouseclicks did it take on crpg.net to 100% prove that Bruttus doesnt have a fucking clue?
you can also check when those members have arrived.
When strat started, we where with just 6 people.
Since I started the faction, many came back recently, with the lastest 2, just earlyer this week
I'd say about 4 from the character screen. Well 7 to look at both factions.yeah, thats why I rect 4 army's of the dwarfs
As someone who has led factions of less size than that, quit trying to make excuses and just get some fights for the community dude. We've all seen these same excuses used countless times and you're not fooling anyone.
yeah, thats why I rect 4 army's of the dwarfs
Don't forget, Every move that I made, even with trolling is on purpose.
If you are being that retarded on purpose I suggest you stop doing that, because we are doubting your mental well being.
Also, its a fact that those new people haven't brought annything yet,
Let me guess, it is basically only you who is active on Strat. The new ones have not done anything, and the old ones are inactive. How close am I?
And btw, I received no help from army's outside mine faction.
I am fighting allone, but everything is set.
How inspiring. We should start a faction and do everything ourselves rather than getting troops and lots of gear from mysterious little helpers, such as Kesh or UIF.
Wait, are you Grandmom in disguise by any chance?
You made your choise to attack us with a dick move, telling that the community wants this war, what extually is an excuse to brag on the forums that you finnaly destroyed Acre.
You Dwarfs are so focust to destroy us, and disrespect us, and ofcourse you hate us with all your guts, that you come and attack us with shitty gear.
Hey, pickaxes are op! And would you just throw bad gear away rather than putting it to use? The main goal of this army was to drive you up the tree. I'd say that it fulfilled its purpose down to the very end.
And you keep claiming that our intention from the very start was to claim victory over Acre. And that we hate Acre so much, that we do everything possible to show that, for instance by attacking with crappy gear. We just wanted another war after Gobblins and you happened to be at our doorstep.
You should go see a shrink mate. You clearly are a paranoid turd. As Heskey said quite a few times, I will repeat what he said, just a bit slower for you to understand.
We. Liked. The. New. Acre. Before.
Now. You. Went. Batshit. Crazy. And. Showed. Us. That. The. New. Acre. Is. Just. As. Retarded. As. The. Old. Acre.
Was that easier for you to understand? If not I will try to get a hold of a translator for you. Cicero would be good since he speaks retard pretty fluently.
I hope that the people that merc's for you and show up, finnaly realising what crappy gear that they get.
Yes, because the last bit of our very starting gear is literally everything we have. *Sarcasm off
There is for now 2 battles that you won against us, maybe 3 if you consider that lame attack from a faction that suddenly decided to join the war against us.
1 battle was attacking an unarmed army, and Tahlberll, I don't consider it as a lost battle, yes we lost that village, but we rect your army in it.
If you consider Tahlberl a victory, then our attack last night definitely was a victory for us as well. We did not waste any gear, you did. Quite a lot considering the set up of last nights army.
I must say, you try and keep twisting the reality to your liking, while being completely oblivious to any kind of facts and not even considering that you might have made even the slightest mistake at any point.
You also continuously dig up old arguments that we have proven wrong numerous times, yet you ignore that as well and bring them up two posts later again.
Are you honestly this fucking autistic?
Switch's entire army cost under 10k silver to equip. And it was a troll army.
How much silvers-worth of gear did you spend to defeat it? If you used up even 15 of your Ritterbruder Armor and nothing else, that's still over 10k silver.
Well... that is unless the current cRPG bug struck again and all of your gear remains inside Chide unchanged regardless of what happened in the battle.
Not yet,
But if that changes i'll be as amazed as everyone else. We'll all take screenshots proving that Acre was able to click 'attack' on the map.
Unless of course it was a miss-click and your guy meant to hit 'enter fief'.
Then you have noticed that the attack was cancelled, because the dude misclicked it.
I gave the order to retreat, and explained what happend.
Maybe these people will react and will back me up.
for the rest
This going right now :)
I posted stating that the only time he would ever attack something on the map is by miss-clicking, just in general. What's confusing is that I think Bruttus' attempted to ripost my post by stating a specific incident where they fucked up and miss-clicked, then selected 'cancel attack' on the map.
That fucking told me, lol.
Lots of flame going on mate i think i would like to pick a side please some one swaaaay me!
yeah, thats why I rect 4 army's of the dwarfs
Don't forget, Every move that I made, even with trolling is on purpose.
Also, its a fact that those new people haven't brought annything yet,
And btw, I received no help from army's outside mine faction.
I am fighting allone, but everything is set.
You made your choise to attack us with a dick move, telling that the community wants this war, what extually is an excuse to brag on the forums that you finnaly destroyed Acre.
You Dwarfs are so focust to destroy us, and disrespect us, and ofcourse you hate us with all your guts, that you come and attack us with shitty gear.
I hope that the people that merc's for you and show up, finnaly realising what crappy gear that they get.
There is for now 2 battles that you won against us, maybe 3 if you consider that lame attack from a faction that suddenly decided to join the war against us.
1 battle was attacking an unarmed army, and Tahlberll, I don't consider it as a lost battle, yes we lost that village, but we rect your army in it.
**A pigeon courier arrives at all the major cities**
A CALL TO ARMS:
The dwarves are a proud and stubborn peoples.
Normally not considered evil.
However, we believe these dwarves to be direct decendents of the Duergar. (aka Dark Dwarves).
They have been attacking the innocent and weak denizens of Calradia at will.
They have lied and murdered their way across the lands.
Join us today at 6PM East to repel their evil onslaught.
The Holy Crusaders never wanted this war and strife, they never thought their lands and people would be pillaged and ransomed so callously by a recent ally.
Only since the great goblin armies have been quiet have they turned their bloodthirsty eyes on our lands. Who next will they betray and attack.
The dwarves offered pseudo 'peace' on the condition that we surrender our lands and honor to their tyranny.
Man will not bow down to goblins, nor will they be quelled by these filthy little beasts.
(Please sign responsibly; try and balance the rosters everyone.)
We are all looking forward to these tremendous strat battles.
Thank you dwarves for spicing up strat while the Gobblins lay in wait and strengthen their armies, albeit it may still be a bit too early to waste our collective resources.
Gryphter has the right attitude. You should take that as an example, Bruttus.
Yeah, thats why I noticed How popular your Ninja Clan is in EU.
Maybe thats the reason why you decided to come to NA.
Can we go back to witty meme duels please?