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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: MURDERTRON on February 27, 2016, 02:50:38 am

Title: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 27, 2016, 02:50:38 am
Shariz City is a rare and unusual luxury fief. Situated right by the beach it has uninterrupted sea views and a private walled keep. Containing room for up to 2000 people to live, it is ideal for family and friends who want beach holidays or relaxed reunions yet is only a few hours away from the EU border!. Child, pet and mentally disabled friendly, with a Blacksmith containing enough PP to be able to Heirloom anything you want; it has been acclaimed by the FCC in their 'What to Do and Where to Go in 2014' Strategus guide, by Kesh who called Nova Shariz 'one of the 50 coolest fiefs in Strategus to own'; and The UIF who have featured it in their 2014 'Top 10 Defensible City Retreats' pamphlet.

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So what are you waiting for? Go make us offers for Nova Shariz now, and it could be yours TODAY!*

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Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Screaming Idiot on February 27, 2016, 02:54:43 am
lol
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on February 27, 2016, 03:09:16 am
I offer you Eeyore, my Half-Dead Donkey.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Drunken_sailor on February 27, 2016, 03:16:10 am
You want to sell it and you cant even clean the front yard?  What a shit hole.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Novamere on February 27, 2016, 03:24:30 am
YOU FORGOT TO MENTION IT ALSO COMES WITH A COMPLEMENTARY WAR WITH HOC!

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Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: arowaine on February 27, 2016, 03:47:47 am
As the general of the brigaydier of the gobblin realm i will take this city GLORY TO THE GOBBLIN

when bird clan will sell it
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: sLaughterino on February 27, 2016, 06:44:46 am
Shocker.  You ninja a city at night and the moment you have to start fighting real battles you try to tuck tail and run.

If you're so eager to bend over, let me find some lube.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 27, 2016, 06:47:39 am
Sorry, are battles when everyone is at work or at 3:44am real battles?
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: sLaughterino on February 27, 2016, 07:02:54 am
Those were guys very new to strat.  You're not.

Or if you're talking about the guys who tried running a blockade at midnight, it's not like we're just gonna be like "Oh okay, it's night time, walk on through."

What's your next excuse?
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 27, 2016, 07:10:26 am
Those were guys very new to strat.  You're not.

Or if you're talking about the guys who tried running a blockade at midnight, it's not like we're just gonna be like "Oh okay, it's night time, walk on through."

What's your next excuse?

10PM PST is prime time.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: sLaughterino on February 27, 2016, 07:13:15 am
10 PM-1 AM on a work/school night.

Yeah, okay.  Plus you had to ninja-roster an AI fief.  How cucked can you get?
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 27, 2016, 07:23:02 am
10 PM-1 AM on a work/school night.

Yeah, okay.  Plus you had to ninja-roster an AI fief.  How cucked can you get?

How do you figure I ninja rostered an AI fief?  I was trying to trick the AI by not hiring?

And again, 10 PM PST is prime time.  Whatever white trash town you live in is not the center of the universe.

PS. If you're not going to bid, get out.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Kelugarn on February 27, 2016, 07:52:32 am
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Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Sparvico on February 27, 2016, 08:00:37 am
How do you figure I ninja rostered an AI fief?  I was trying to trick the AI by not hiring?

And again, 10 PM PST is prime time.  Whatever white trash town you live in is not the center of the universe.

PS. If you're not going to bid, get out.

You can say that's prime time all you want, but it won't make you any more right, just more of a whiny bitch. Just nut up and have some fights, fucking dipshit. I can't believe daruvian was ever able to think you'd make a good addition to the gobblins. You are fucking pathetic.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Artyem on February 27, 2016, 08:07:46 am
You can say that's prime time all you want, but it won't make you any more right, just more of a whiny bitch. Just nut up and have some fights, fucking dipshit. I can't believe daruvian was ever able to think you'd make a good addition to the gobblins. You are fucking pathetic.

It's really not THAT far out of prime time, and I don't really understand how you ninja roster an AI fief anyway.

HoC also has some responsibility to get some fights in.  Seeing as how they want Shariz so badly, they should either buy it or take it by force.  I'd prefer the second option, seeing as how it's a game about fighting over fiefs and what not.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 27, 2016, 08:10:42 am
Plus HoC is the second biggest faction on the map but woefully short on battle count and activity when you don't count the 15 sieges of Alnerda Castle.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Voncrow on February 27, 2016, 08:20:07 am
HoC has the second most attacks of any faction. Not counting Almerra attacks they are then tied for third. If you want to not counts battles though, over 80% of the battles by the Goblin King's faction took less than 40 losses on their side. Good indicator of the quality of battle brought about by the Goblin Horde.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Sparvico on February 27, 2016, 08:29:53 am
HoC has the second most attacks of any faction. Not counting Almerra attacks they are then tied for third. If you want to not counts battles though, over 80% of the battles by the Goblin King's faction took less than 40 losses on their side. Good indicator of the quality of battle brought about by the Goblin Horde.

The lack of opposition is not something most of us are particularly happy about.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 27, 2016, 08:33:52 am
HoC has the second most attacks of any faction. Not counting Almerra attacks they are then tied for third. If you want to not counts battles though, over 80% of the battles by the Goblin King's faction took less than 40 losses on their side. Good indicator of the quality of battle brought about by the Goblin Horde.

LOL NAH KID THAT'S CUTE THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE SHIT TO SAY ABOUT IT AND ALL, BEING A TOTAL NOBODY IN THE FACE OF THE GOBBLIN KING, BUT

THAT IS JUST AN INDICATION THAT MY FACTION IS GOOD ENOUGH TO NOT ATTACK THE SAME AI FIEFS 6 TIMES AND LOSE REPEATEDLY LOL,

JUST CHECK WHO HAS BEEN IN (AND WON) ALL OF THE LARGEST SO FAR NA FACTION V. FACTION BATTLES LOL
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Voncrow on February 27, 2016, 08:58:26 am
It is disappointing that all the other large factions so far are content to play trade simulator for the next few months. That aside we'll see how long you can keep that Cheetoh High going when the North marches down and turn ur Goblin hides into leather goat armour for our noble steeds.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 27, 2016, 09:27:08 am
That aside we'll see how long you can keep that Cheetoh High going

That aside we'll see how long you can keep that Cheetoh High going

how long you can keep that Cheetoh High going

Cheetoh High

This is an affront of the most heinous degree towards His Benevolence, The Dewrito Pope (tm). MTN DEW (tm) flows through our ragged and HFCS-stained veins. NACHO CHEESE DORITOS (tm) fuels (without sating!) our bloodlust and deep desire for SPACE JAM (tm)

Your end would have been swift; now it will be mercilessly drawn-out and painful.

God (tm) help you, and God (tm) help your anuses.

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Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Bryggan on February 27, 2016, 01:27:31 pm
I like to use big fonts and say nothing clever!  Big fonts means I have a tiny penis and must make up for it in other ways!
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Rikthor on February 27, 2016, 02:31:50 pm
As the general of the brigaydier of the gobblin realm i will take this city GLORY TO THE GOBBLIN

when bird clan will sell it

As a former member of BIRD Clan and a direct disciple of the one true God King Partyboy, as well as the Official Historian of the Former LLJK Empire, I will make an opening bid of 1/4 of a Loom Point for this glorious vacation spot. I would ask that those too poor to make a bid please leave this thread alone to the likes of Arrowaine and myself, or others who enjoy prime real estate locations.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 27, 2016, 04:48:30 pm
+1 to OP

Mentioned Kesh


(i dont mind the other big factions on the map being bitch-ass bustas playing trade sim. GOBBLINS for all their talk havent attacked any of them yet, and those factions will probably mostly go AFK due to boredom cos their leaders wont give them any war. But it just means that in a few months time each of those large factions will have like 5 active players and more troops and silver than they know what to do with. That's when strat gets it's 2nd wind and gets good.

In the meantime, the Mighty Dwarven Miners Guild will make those factions hold their manhoods cheap that they were not there, fighting on this day)

We're simply not big enough nerds to give a shit to organize an offensive against the entire map in a meaningful way ATM, particularly when Strat is still so early that nobody owns even their own castles and towns yet. You see, the aim of the REALM is decided by THE GOBBLIN KING, not by random external autists who simultaneously cry that we're a huge super-efficient tryhard carebear faction but also that we're not doing nearly enough.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 27, 2016, 05:37:08 pm
As a former member of BIRD Clan and a direct disciple of the one true God King Partyboy, as well as the Official Historian of the Former LLJK Empire, I will make an opening bid of 1/4 of a Loom Point for this glorious vacation spot. I would ask that those too poor to make a bid please leave this thread alone to the likes of Arrowaine and myself, or others who enjoy prime real estate locations.
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As a retired member of BIRD CLAN and Space Pope to the one true God King Partyboy, along with being best NA Ninja and purging the land of Weaboos, I will recommend that only this man should be allowed to bid on Shariz. In exchange for my nomination he must commit to laughing and pointing at HoC for one minute daily.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Novamere on February 27, 2016, 05:47:04 pm
Ill make a bid:

500k gold and ill make it a massive buy or sell fief open to everyone

No seriously ill put all the PP into pumping out some phat S&D everyday no items or discounts

My offer has a timeline i will not keep it open long
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 27, 2016, 07:29:30 pm
Ill make a bid:

500k gold and ill make it a massive buy or sell fief open to everyone

No seriously ill put all the PP into pumping out some phat S&D everyday no items or discounts

My offer has a timeline i will not keep it open long

Rikthor already made a bid for a quarter loom point, gotta do better than that.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Novamere on February 27, 2016, 08:11:28 pm
Rikthor already made a bid for a quarter loom point, gotta do better than that.

Check steam and we can negotiate
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 27, 2016, 08:26:13 pm
What is the offer exactly? I need to know so I can make a counter offer
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Haramir on February 27, 2016, 11:06:40 pm
+1 to OP

Mentioned Kesh


(i dont mind the other big factions on the map being bitch-ass bustas playing trade sim. GOBBLINS for all their talk havent attacked any of them yet, and those factions will probably mostly go AFK due to boredom cos their leaders wont give them any war. But it just means that in a few months time each of those large factions will have like 5 active players and more troops and silver than they know what to do with. That's when strat gets it's 2nd wind and gets good.

In the meantime, the Mighty Dwarven Miners Guild will make those factions hold their manhoods cheap that they were not there, fighting on this day)


Are you really saying we havent declared enough war already?       Fuck you

And for the scale of the war its not our fault if our enemy's faction disband the moment they lose a battle
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Sparvico on February 27, 2016, 11:41:42 pm

Are you really saying we havent declared enough war already?       Fuck you

And for the scale of the war its not our fault if our enemy's faction disband the moment they lose a battle

We should definetly declare war on one of the 2 30 man factions next though, instead of another 5-15 man faction.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 27, 2016, 11:56:06 pm
To be fair, halitosis instigated the war and the dwarves are kesh loyalists. Both factions had it coming.
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: KaleLord on February 28, 2016, 12:40:18 am

Are you really saying we havent declared enough war already?       Fuck you

And for the scale of the war its not our fault if our enemy's faction disband the moment they lose a battle
Halitrous didn't disband because they lost a battle. It disbanded because JayJ got banned and quit crpg

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Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Froi on February 28, 2016, 11:33:30 am
y did he get banned anyways.  wasnt be buttbuddies with admins since he ran all those events and shit
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Zeus_ on February 28, 2016, 03:07:40 pm
y did he get banned anyways.  wasnt be buttbuddies with admins since he ran all those events and shit

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-jayjrod/

I think jay actually quit after one of his friends pretended to be zlotz to get him banned for TK'ing
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 28, 2016, 06:08:54 pm
Pfff, have i once complained about the size or organisation of your faction?

GOBBLINS are powerful and numerous, because most of the larger factions in NA are either sucking GOBBLIN dick or biding their time

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Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 28, 2016, 07:07:32 pm
The full quote, because the comma is important:
. Quoting only half a sentence changes the meaning.

I'm basically the fox news of forum posting
Title: Re: NOVA SHARIZ FOR SALE
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 28, 2016, 07:08:46 pm
its always the right time to shittalk fox news

t-minus 5 minutes until some unoriginal cunt calls them faux news and thinks hes clever