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Title: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Warborn304 on February 24, 2016, 06:26:33 am
Our Glorious Supreme Leader of 6+ Years and counting, may his soul and vessel continue on another 6 decades.

The Glorious and Supreme Leader Bonesaw hereby declares war on said peasants of BIRD clan. Though formally retired of all strategus politics, his heart strings are pullled to duty that defends the women and children of the Hounds of Chulainn and the Green Regime. You have attacked Nasal-Tron, and anyone foolish enough to be affiliated with the scum plebeians who dare side with thee are to be valiantly attacked.

All warriors of the realms of men are welcomed in open arms to stand beside us. We're going to march to our deaths, as per HoC standard. We are going to see our enemies driven before us and hear the lamentation of your women. We will pay the iron price. You shall not attack us and our innocent civilians without repercussions. At this point in time you have summoned the entire wrath of said Green Regime to be summoned upon you, may Supreme Leader Bonesaw show mercy upon your souls.

We shall meet on the battle field.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Mustache on February 24, 2016, 06:28:04 am
Long Live the Beast in Almerra!!!!
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Built on February 24, 2016, 06:32:35 am
Grobi Uzkul! Skrund Kazak! Dawi Dar Grobi Kazak!

This dwarf stands with you, I hope my brothers will follow!
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: sLaughterino on February 24, 2016, 06:33:59 am
They may have struck the first blow.  But by Almerra, we will strike the last!
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: BoneSaw on February 24, 2016, 06:36:55 am
Our Glorious Supreme Leader of 6+ Years and counting, may his soul and vessel continue on another 6 decades.

The Glorious and Supreme Leader Bonesaw hereby declares war on said peasants of BIRD clan. Though formally retired of all strategus politics, his heart strings are pullled to duty that defends the women and children of the Hounds of Chulainn and the Green Regime. You have attacked Nasal-Tron, and anyone foolish enough to be affiliated with the scum plebeians who dare side with thee are to be valiantly attacked.

All warriors of the realms of men are welcomed in open arms to stand beside us. We're going to march to our deaths, as per HoC standard. We are going to see our enemies driven before us and hear the lamentation of your women. We will pay the iron price. You shall not attack us and our innocent civilians without repercussions. At this point in time you have summoned the entire wrath of said Green Regime to be summoned upon you, may Supreme Leader Bonesaw show mercy upon your souls.

We shall meet on the battle field.
This message is approved via high command!
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: CaptBob on February 24, 2016, 06:39:13 am
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GIMME THAT GOBBLIN SHIT TIER BLOOD, FUCKING PLATE JUNKIE SHIT ASS FUCKS 1V1 ME FT7 YOURE ALL DEAD HERE COMES THE GREEN REGIME
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 24, 2016, 07:33:35 am
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GIMME THAT GOBBLIN SHIT TIER BLOOD, FUCKING PLATE JUNKIE SHIT ASS FUCKS 1V1 ME FT7 YOURE ALL DEAD HERE COMES THE GREEN REGIME

We are also green.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: CaptBob on February 24, 2016, 08:47:30 am
Shit...well can you guys plz change your color?
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Zorak on February 24, 2016, 09:46:39 am
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Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: arowaine on February 24, 2016, 09:49:37 am
I heard you guys receive second castle free from sjimmy is that true ?
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 24, 2016, 09:50:17 am
I heard you guys receive second castle free from sjimmy is that true ?

They also got one free from Knightmare
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: CaptBob on February 24, 2016, 09:51:10 am
I heard you guys receive second castle free from sjimmy is that true ?
pls come back when all ppl wearing Occitan banner aren't shit
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 24, 2016, 09:55:10 am
pls come back when all ppl wearing Occitan banner aren't shit

You do realize that HoC was never close to Occitan right? Until Acre came around HoC was literally the worst group of people in crpg. Don't act like you are some special faction now that more than half of the population has quit playing this shit game.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: arowaine on February 24, 2016, 09:55:41 am
pls come back when all ppl wearing Occitan banner aren't shit

for your intell its frisitan banner and not occitan banner but guess you can't read shit !

stop smoking weed it will help your healt. You probably spent to much time with that bear when you were young, guess your mom had no choice but to buy you a teddy bear cause you had no friends!


Velucan Empire
Total killed: 115347
KDR: 0.68
(Due to Bug: 1600)
Last Updated: 5/25/13

Hounds of Chulain
Total Losses: 52867
KDR: 0.59 (Net Change: -0.02)
Last Updated: 11/26/13

vs

Les Chevaliers Occitans
Total Losses: 133130
KDR: 0.85
Last Updated: 10/16/13
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: kasMVC on February 24, 2016, 09:56:27 am
for your intell its frisitan banner and not occitan banner but guess you can't read shit !

stop smoking weed it will help your healt

Niggas is smokin yo
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Duster on February 24, 2016, 10:08:17 am
pls come back when all ppl wearing Occitan banner aren't shit

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Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: arowaine on February 24, 2016, 10:16:51 am
Daym, those 2013 stats that you had saved on your computer make you look like a badass

well stat are stat come from a old post just saying its there on the forum :)
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Froi on February 24, 2016, 10:33:00 am
Am I the only one that thinks that music is kinda nice to listen to?
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: CaptBob on February 24, 2016, 10:35:03 am
Am I the only one that thinks that music is kinda nice to listen to?
pm myself or bonesaw for a full playlist of melodies that sound nice to the screams of gobblin scum.

 :lol: at these weak ass french shits with their 3 year old k/ds acting like they hard when they know ill give em some flinstone vitamins, rub dey feet and rape em'. gtfo out of here before i hop on darren wilson and arrest some of you illegals trying to send your weak patrick swayzie express in here. take that canadian kush back you aint getting our smokes ricky


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Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: sLaughterino on February 24, 2016, 10:54:46 am
They also got one free from Knightmare

I heard you guys receive second castle free from sjimmy is that true ?

Knightmare one was 'free' ish.  It was just a random gift, which we definitely made up for.

The Jimmy one was traded for, and not even our second castle.

Stop sucking off the rumor vine and listen to some proper propaganda tunes you smarmy dirtbags.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 24, 2016, 10:56:16 am
Knightmare one was 'free' ish.  It was just a random gift, which we definitely made up for.

The Jimmy one was traded for, and not even our second castle.

Stop sucking off the rumor vine and listen to some proper propaganda tunes you smarmy dirtbags.

I got two things to say to you.

1. You suck at shit talking

2. You aren't even good enough at crpg to be shit talking
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Lt_Anders on February 24, 2016, 01:58:08 pm
http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/the-great-na-war-losses-to-date/

We were reminiscing about days of strat past in TS earlier.

Shit. That was fun then. Watching the wars, drama and who was better in strat 4.

Also, havelle, you're not allowed to use your comments on that. You Downvoted it like a cunt(you and ohilliac, but he's been a bitch ranged for years)
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Haramir on February 24, 2016, 02:41:23 pm
for your intell its frisitan banner and not occitan banner but guess you can't read shit !

stop smoking weed it will help your healt. You probably spent to much time with that bear when you were young, guess your mom had no choice but to buy you a teddy bear cause you had no friends!


Velucan Empire
Total killed: 115347
KDR: 0.68
(Due to Bug: 1600)
Last Updated: 5/25/13

Hounds of Chulain
Total Losses: 52867
KDR: 0.59 (Net Change: -0.02)
Last Updated: 11/26/13

vs

Les Chevaliers Occitans
Total Losses: 133130
KDR: 0.85
Last Updated: 10/16/13

I seem to remember that we were severly outgeared for at least half of the conflict, then you start to whine about our guys in plate with maul that we looted from you.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Novamere on February 24, 2016, 03:31:06 pm
For the record my castle to HoC was total randomness i wanted gear but then realized i didnt want to hold some shitty sand n__ger castle and then realized it gave me god damn muslim saracen gear not scottish shit lol!
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: xKhanxSandman on February 24, 2016, 03:52:01 pm
Long Live the Supreme Leader, Bonesaw!  Don't make me dust off my sword and shield to defend my Brothers - The Hounds of Chulainn!

If you need an extra sword, Bone, you know how to contact me.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 24, 2016, 04:57:03 pm
How many more sons and daughters must we lose before we learn to live in peace?
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Froi on February 24, 2016, 04:59:14 pm

around 52
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Lt_Anders on February 24, 2016, 05:01:26 pm
I'm guessing Kesh was playing that round, considering all the factions you chose to mention have a negative KDR.

Just look at link havelle posted. FCC was one of a few(very few) that had a KDR >1
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Keshian on February 24, 2016, 05:18:15 pm
Just look at link havelle posted. FCC was one of a few(very few) that had a KDR >1

Personally I am more proud of the fact we had lost almost 300,000 troops by that point.  Thats some darn tootin' good fightin!
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 24, 2016, 05:56:51 pm
It's not hard to farm that many troops when you are Multiaccounting and using duped gear and gold.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Keshian on February 24, 2016, 06:09:48 pm
It's not hard to farm that many troops when you are Multiaccounting and using duped gear and gold.

Huh?  When have we ever used duped gold or gear?  We were the original bad-asses that attacked castles and cities and still got positive k/d instead of using tens of millions of gold gotten from a glitch involving the dresses.

Believe me, I did most of the organizing of gear and we never got a single piece of duped gear or gold - so go look in your faction mirror before you start accusing us of something you have no proof of.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Lt_Anders on February 24, 2016, 06:31:03 pm
Strat 4's only "duped" gear was from the dress price change which someone bought 9999999999 and sold them all for crazy money.

Their might have been other stuff, but that's so fucking long ago who cares.

Wonder if it'd be fun to do the chart again for strat 6?
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Keshian on February 24, 2016, 06:33:11 pm
Strat 4's only "duped" gear was from the dress price change which someone bought 9999999999 and sold them all for crazy money.

Their might have been other stuff, but that's so fucking long ago who cares.

Wonder if it'd be fun to do the chart again for strat 6?

That would be awesome!  I loved watching the stats.  Also, they do a map of changing territories/fiefs  on EU that is pretty epic!
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: arowaine on February 24, 2016, 07:11:32 pm
That would be awesome!  I loved watching the stats.  Also, they do a map of changing territories/fiefs  on EU that is pretty epic!

yeah stat are fun, we must bring back more old players to the game if at least the fucking launcher would work properly and stop being bug maybe many would come back.<

ps: we are all waiting for mele battle ground of fucking mount and blade 2 QQ
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: cup457 on February 24, 2016, 07:21:14 pm
M&B2 preditected 2016
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 24, 2016, 09:55:25 pm
Strat 4's only "duped" gear was from the dress price change which someone bought 9999999999 and sold them all for crazy money.

Their might have been other stuff, but that's so fucking long ago who cares.

Wonder if it'd be fun to do the chart again for strat 6?

There was a ton of duped gear.  And if you checked the renown, the recipients were fairly obvious.

As far as FCC goes, the only duped gear I was aware about came from my battle with Artyem.  We both received duped gear, then Artyem gave me some of his gold from duped gear, I left FCC and started doing EXP battles.  There are certainly other tactics that FCC used that were questionable, and some were hilarious.  But I honestly don't believe they used any duped gear.

Oh, and the lions share of Artyem's gear that did end up getting duped was from him attacking a random who has tons of free dresses.  Sometime between that guy buying the dresses and actually getting attacked, the devs changed the Strat price from free to something, which Artyem then sold for millions.

I'm not staying any of this to call people out, but there were for a fact, tons of duped gear and some factions didn't report the bug or ever admit to getting it.  In fairness, the duped were all related to the battles happening on patch days, and weren't planned or purposely recreated.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 24, 2016, 09:56:00 pm
Sorry double
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Artyem on February 24, 2016, 10:01:58 pm
Strat 4's only "duped" gear was from the dress price change which someone bought 9999999999 and sold them all for crazy money.

Their might have been other stuff, but that's so fucking long ago who cares.

Wonder if it'd be fun to do the chart again for strat 6?

When strat 4 first started a lot of items had a price of 0 silver, so there were a lot of people running around with millions of stones / tunics / sticks / whatever.  Somewhere along the way there was a patch that increased the prices of the dresses (as you said) and we attacked a Chinese dude in our village who had hoarded millions of them before the price change.  Kesh was actually in TS with us when we realized how much gear we took from him and just how much it sold for.

I basically ended up giving silver to anybody who asked for it, and it really wasn't a secret that we were sitting on enough money to fund every faction on the map for the rest of strat.  I still find it funny that Kesh makes it sound like we deliberately duped millions of dresses in anticipation for the price change, or that we hoarded it all to use against FCC.

Honestly though, my biggest regret of strat 4 was giving over 35 million silver to Pistachio because he didn't do SHIT with it.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Lt_Anders on February 24, 2016, 11:18:32 pm
Alright so consensus is to start more stat tracking. I think Friday I'll go ahead and Start the glorious STRAT 6 GREAT NA WAR STATS. (FUCK EU).

SO look forward to that come Friday.(Oh and don't kill TOO many people,I don't want to do to much work  :twisted:)
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: njames89 on February 24, 2016, 11:21:32 pm
Please do. Those war record threads are awesome.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: sLaughterino on February 25, 2016, 12:38:55 am
I got two things to say to you.

1. You suck at shit talking

2. You aren't even good enough at crpg to be shit talking

k.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Screaming Idiot on February 25, 2016, 01:02:10 am
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Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Noodlenrice on February 25, 2016, 02:22:32 am
Buncha Nerds
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: CaptBob on February 25, 2016, 03:00:33 am
Uhh so I meant BIRD clan and nasaltron, gobblins are still alright.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 25, 2016, 03:47:34 am
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 25, 2016, 10:21:07 pm
Prediction:

HoC will fight terribly but has more resources than the BIRD CLAN. They'll drive the small faction out, stroke their penises while giving each other high fives and gloat about their minor victory.

BIRD CLAN will regroup somewhere else and quickly go back to what they were doing previously.

Eventually an equal sized faction will come along and wipe out HoC, they'll go back to being vassals for some other clan.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: KaleLord on February 25, 2016, 11:03:38 pm
Prediction:

HoC will fight terribly but has more resources than the BIRD CLAN. They'll drive the small faction out, stroke their penises while giving each other high fives and gloat about their minor victory.

BIRD CLAN will regroup somewhere else and quickly go back to what they were doing previously.

Eventually an equal sized faction will come along and wipe out HoC, they'll go back to being vassals for some other clan.

Incorrect.

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Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Kelugarn on February 25, 2016, 11:05:21 pm
Just make sure to leave BIRD CLAN CAW CAW CAW BEST CLAN with enough resources to host experience battles.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 25, 2016, 11:58:20 pm
Incorrect.

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Are you referring to the villages and players I sold to Gobblins for looms?  That's right, I brought slavery to Strategus because I'm good at business.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: njames89 on February 26, 2016, 12:15:04 am
The Trump RP is strong.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 26, 2016, 01:44:27 am
Prediction:

HoC will fight terribly but has more resources than the BIRD CLAN. They'll drive the small faction out, stroke their penises while giving each other high fives and gloat about their minor victory.

BIRD CLAN will regroup somewhere else and quickly go back to what they were doing previously.

Eventually an equal sized faction will come along and wipe out HoC, they'll go back to being vassals for some other clan.

So... what you're saying is...

Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 26, 2016, 05:16:48 am
So... what you're saying is...


Aint nobody got time for that shit.
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: Jaren on February 27, 2016, 12:27:43 am
Are you referring to the villages and players I sold to Gobblins for looms?  That's right, I brought slavery to Strategus because I'm good at business.
If this is true, fuck yeah.  8-)
Title: Re: Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw!
Post by: CaptBob on February 27, 2016, 04:29:59 am
Are you referring to the villages and players I sold to Gobblins for looms?  That's right, I brought slavery to Strategus because I'm good at business.

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