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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Thalion_Menelvagor on February 23, 2016, 12:41:11 am

Title: Northern Dominion (NA)
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on February 23, 2016, 12:41:11 am

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Out of the blood soaked tundra of the war-torn north has arisen a new faction, the Northern Dominion. We will be a shield to the northern peoples. We will offer a home to many clans or free folk. While other's flee we shall stand and fight. This is our home, this is our right. Long live the Northern Dominion!

As such, it is our first act as a new realm to bring you this glorious battle against the Gobblin hordes for all NA to enjoy. Repel the invader!

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Allies:

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Merc Agreements:

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13th Knights

Enemies:

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Gobblins, and any other cunt muffins who want to have a go.

Claims:

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Nova Ismirala castle & village, Nova Slezkh castle & village, Nova Curaw, Nova Radoghir, New Sumbuja, Nova Rebache, New Tilbault Castle and New Tadesmesh

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Members:

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High King  - Thalion
King of House Boar - sJimmy
Vicereeve - Mr. Blue
Battlereeve - Finnian Tiercel

Warriors & Tradesmen:
Bariz
Scab
Donaldson
xbow_pete
Greagior the Celt
Eldar_Guard
Buttbean
Ermax
Ornalf
Sigi
Sir Lord Gentleman Snuffy

Title: Re: Northern Dominion (NA)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 23, 2016, 12:44:22 am

reserved for future shitposting

Title: Re: Northern Dominion (NA)
Post by: Sparvico on February 23, 2016, 02:16:19 am

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE BALLS ON THIS GUY

Title: Re: Northern Dominion (NA)
Post by: Novamere on February 23, 2016, 02:44:04 am

Ill read it soon and edit this post!

Title: Re: Northern Dominion (NA)
Post by: Bryggan on February 23, 2016, 03:11:51 am

Thirteen Knights give Complete Roster Support Free of Charge due to the kindness the Northern Dominions showed to me during my brief madness... though seriously, the bloody vegetation in this game is really trying to kill me.

Oh, I left ND due to differences Thalion and I had concerning my systematic destruction of foodstuffs.  I was gonna declare war on them because, as a wise man once said, if you aren't with us, you are against us.  But then Thalion told me that letting the peasants slowly devour the enemy was better for morale.  Eating your enemies seems kinda sick to me, but at least I now know we are on the same side.

So yeah, we offer full merc support.  I refuse to eat my vegetable enemies, but I don't hate them for their 'cultural differences'.  I'll stick to Gobblin meat, thank you.

Title: Re: Northern Dominion (NA)
Post by: kasMVC on February 23, 2016, 03:53:51 am

Good attack ty for not being pussies !

Title: Re: Northern Dominion (NA)
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 23, 2016, 04:20:49 am

fake ass northern empire

Title: Re: Northern Dominion (NA)
Post by: chesterotab on February 23, 2016, 05:21:29 am

This all feels vaguely familiar...

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/the-advent-of-the-gobblin-king-is-at-hand/msg863603/#msg863603

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Quote from: Thalion_Menelvagor on September 24, 2013, 05:31:45 am

The roar of battle was deafening on the walls of New Reindi Castle. These were no mere Goblins, clad in animal skins and rusty mail trying to overwhelm the defenders alone. These Goblins were prepared, no doubt well armored by secret forges well below the earth and strengthened by dark and evil magics.

“We cannot hold,” Thalion shouted above the cacophony of mauls beating down on shield and helm. “Yet our banner must not fall, even if it must retreat from the field!”.  Finnian who was still beating down a heavily armored Goblin that had just broken through the line of shielders turned around sharply. “If we lower the banner, the garrison will lose heart! We must fight on!”

“Fight on we must, yet we cannot lose a relic of Beleriand into the hands of these knaves,” said Thalion making a dash for where the banner flow only to be knocked sideways by a large maul wielding Goblin. Thalion raised his shield, knowing it would do little good yet the second blow never fell. Looking up Thalion realized the mighty dwarf Radsvid had struck down the beast.

Nodding his appreciation Thalion rose to his feet and ran shakily towards the banner and proceeded to lower it and quickly fold it up, tucking it into his belt to keep both hands free. “Over the wall, all their attention is on the gate house now, we might be able to…” an arrow whizzed by clipping Thalion’s helmet. “Curse these Goblins!”

“Go Elf, don’t stand on the battlements talking, using air that can be used instead for swinging a weapon!” said the stout dwarf. Thalion nodded and with a few of his retinue made for an overlooked ladder and so out and away from the castle. As he descended the ladder Thalion caught a glimpse of Finnian and Radsvid, elf and dwarf, fighting back to back shortly before they were covered over by a new tide of armored Goblins….

The battle even ended with some spawn camping too, just like old times.

Title: Re: Northern Dominion (NA)
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 23, 2016, 06:37:03 am

Quote from: MURDERTRON on February 23, 2016, 04:20:49 am

fake ass northern empire

Strat 2 is the greatest round.

Title: Re: Northern Dominion (NA)
Post by: Thalion_Menelvagor on February 23, 2016, 07:48:03 pm

The only thing that is fake in here is your "hair"

Quote from: MURDERTRON on February 23, 2016, 04:20:49 am

fake ass northern empire