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Title: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 29, 2016, 06:21:04 am
I HEREBY DECLARE OPEN AND TOTAL WAR ON
THE KINGDOM OF PEARS.

WE HAVE BEEN PROVOKED BY PEARS SIGNING UP AGAINST US INNOCENT GOBBLINS IN FORCE FOR OUR ENTIRELY JUSTIFIABLE AI FIEF ATTACKS. THEY HAVE FALSELY CLAIMED THAT WE "ATTACKED THEIR CLAIMS". WELL PEARNOOBS, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A TRADING SIMULATING FACTION SHOULD BE IN THE BUSINESS OF MAKING CLAIMS.

I HEREBY DECLARE AROWAINE CAPITAINE DE FREGAYTE OF THE GOBBLIN OFFENSIVE AGAINST TRADE SIMULATING PUUTIES IN THE WESTERN THEATRE.

BY THE WAY THE FOLLOWING IS TO ALL OTHER MAJOR FACTIONS: YOU ARE BIG FAT FUCKING PUSSIES FOR NOT DECLARING WAR ON ANYONE AND SITTING IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENTS JERKING YOUR DICKS IN A CIRCLE. I HAVE TAKEN THIS RESPONSIBILITY ON MYSELF TO DECLARE WAR ON NOOBS AND INTRODUCE THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITNESS TO STRATEGUS 6. YOU ARE WELCOME PLEBEIANS.


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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:22:20 am
Super big my old friends ecks dee.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 29, 2016, 06:23:10 am
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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Crazy_Eddy on January 29, 2016, 06:23:38 am
Pear it is boys. Time to teach these tree growers the force of the GOBBLIN EMPIRE.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:24:14 am
Quote from: Crazy_Eddy on January 29, 2016, 06:23:38 am
Pear it is boys. Time to teach these tree growers the force of the GOBBLIN EMPIRE.
Enjoy the show laddies truly enjoy the show xD.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:27:09 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 29, 2016, 06:21:04 am
YOU ARE BIG FAT FUCKING PUSSIES FOR NOT DECLARING WAR ON ANYONE AND SITTING IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENTS JERKING YOUR DICKS IN A CIRCLE.


Btw im calling hax cuz you're spying on us in our down time.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: kasMVC on January 29, 2016, 06:29:10 am
My friend wants to know what anime your avatar comes from
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Crazy_Eddy on January 29, 2016, 06:30:38 am
Quote from: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:27:09 am
Btw im calling hax cuz you're spying on us in our down time.

Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:31:33 am
Quote from: kasMVC on January 29, 2016, 06:29:10 am
My friend wants to know what anime your avatar comes from
The Heroic Legend of Arslan where pars is from lol.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Crazy_Eddy on January 29, 2016, 06:32:18 am
Quote from: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:31:33 am
The Heroic Legend of Arslan where pars is from lol.

My friend wants to know is it any good?
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: mcdeath on January 29, 2016, 06:34:07 am



Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:37:47 am
Quote from: Crazy_Eddy on January 29, 2016, 06:32:18 am
My friend wants to know is it any good?
Hmmmm #1 Historical Anime in the past 2 decades, so yeah I'd recommend it.

http://www.watchdub.com/english-dubbed/the-heroic-legend-of-arslan-episode-1/

there you go fam.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Duster on January 29, 2016, 06:38:35 am
AW SHIT GOBBLIN KINGDOM STEPPIN UP

Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on January 29, 2016, 06:39:10 am
Quote from: Crazy_Eddy on January 29, 2016, 06:32:18 am
My friend wants to know is it any good?
It's a worth while watch, reminds me of total war and crusader kings 2 in anime form. As wierd as that sounds...
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: KaleLord on January 29, 2016, 06:39:42 am
Quote from: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:37:47 am
Hmmmm #1 Historical Anime in the past 2 decades, so yeah I'd recommend it.

http://www.watchdub.com/english-dubbed/the-heroic-legend-of-arslan-episode-1/

there you go fam.

"Historical"
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:40:20 am
Quote from: Dynamics_BRD on January 29, 2016, 06:39:10 am
It's a worth while watch, reminds me of total war and crusader kings 2 in anime form. As wierd as that sounds...
More reminds me of MnB heroes that you help reform their kingdom top kek.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: KaleLord on January 29, 2016, 06:48:26 am
Quote from: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:40:20 am
More reminds me of MnB heroes that you help reform their kingdom top kek.

Arslan is a dumb lil cunt
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:49:16 am
Quote from: KaleLord on January 29, 2016, 06:48:26 am
Arslan is a dumb lil cunt
Y u say such mean things to meh.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: KaleLord on January 29, 2016, 06:51:36 am
Quote from: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:49:16 am
Y u say such mean things to meh.

Not you. You're just a wannabe. Arslan in the anime is a dumb lil cunt.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:54:44 am
Quote from: KaleLord on January 29, 2016, 06:51:36 am
Not you. You're just a wannabe. Arslan in the anime is a dumb lil cunt.
That's why he has narsus and Daryun.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Crazy_Eddy on January 29, 2016, 06:55:56 am
Quote from: Dynamics_BRD on January 29, 2016, 06:39:10 am
It's a worth while watch, reminds me of total war and crusader kings 2 in anime form. As wierd as that sounds...

Oh yeah well i am not interested it is for a friend and i didnt ask you dynamdicks.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Drunken_sailor on January 29, 2016, 06:57:08 am
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i am not interested it is for a friend

a classic excuse.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on January 29, 2016, 06:57:24 am
Quote from: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:37:47 am
Hmmmm #1 Historical Anime in the past 2 decades, so yeah I'd recommend it.

http://www.watchdub.com/english-dubbed/the-heroic-legend-of-arslan-episode-1/

there you go fam.

This, uh....friend, you know, that we all share...he wants to know if there's a subbed version. This mutual friend isn't keen on watching shit-pleb dubbed chinese cartoon.

This friend thanks you in advance.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: KaleLord on January 29, 2016, 06:58:10 am
Quote from: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 06:54:44 am
That's why he has narsus and Daryun.

Ye he has good advisors but he's still a dumb lil cunt
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Drunken_sailor on January 29, 2016, 06:59:52 am
This thread is now a closet anime fan thread
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 07:00:36 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on January 29, 2016, 06:57:24 am
This, uh....friend, you know, that we all share...he wants to know if there's a subbed version. This mutual friend isn't keen on watching shit-pleb dubbed chinese cartoon.

This friend thanks you in advance.

http://www.animegg.org/series/arslan-senki-tv
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Drunken_sailor on January 29, 2016, 07:03:13 am
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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Not_Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 29, 2016, 07:13:40 am
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on January 29, 2016, 06:59:52 am
This thread is now a closet anime fan thread
wrong its a ahegao discussion thread.



Who wore it better?
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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 29, 2016, 07:18:33 am
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Hmmmmm No ecchi hentai here.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: mcdeath on January 29, 2016, 07:48:03 am
Jesus fucking christ. I'm glad we are going to war with you you gross fucking tentacle porn loving freak.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: kasMVC on January 29, 2016, 07:58:53 am
If only actual asian girls looked like hentai
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Not_Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 29, 2016, 08:03:48 am
Quote from: mcdeath on January 29, 2016, 07:48:03 am
Jesus fucking christ. I'm glad we are going to war with you you gross fucking tentacle porn loving freak.

here u go mcdeath she should be right up your ally
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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: mcdeath on January 29, 2016, 08:18:13 am
Quote from: Not_Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 29, 2016, 08:03:48 am
here u go mcdeath she should be right up your ally
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Why? Because she has a red Sox hat shirt and hat on? If anything a puck slut would be my speed becuase those boston hockey chicks are wild. At the same time they are all bat shit crazy. I'd avoid any native bostonian girl if possible tbh.

Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: sLaughterino on January 29, 2016, 08:25:32 am
Every person on this thread deserves to die.

Holy shit this thread is a mess.

fuck you all.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Novamere on January 29, 2016, 03:51:38 pm
Daruvian bring me some silver to Ehlerdah and ill go to war hahahaha otherwise me and my 5 guys gotta keep doing these fucking gay trade runs  :(
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: mcdeath on January 29, 2016, 04:05:22 pm
Quote from: Novamere on January 29, 2016, 03:51:38 pm
Daruvian bring me some silver to Ehlerdah and ill go to war hahahaha otherwise me and my 5 guys gotta keep doing these fucking gay trade runs  :(

Hows about I bring yous some dis dick
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Novamere on January 29, 2016, 04:09:14 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on January 29, 2016, 04:05:22 pm
Hows about I bring yous some dis dick

Ok but u gotta bring some gold too
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: mcdeath on January 29, 2016, 04:18:45 pm
I aint payin to get my dick sucked nigga wtf
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Novamere on January 29, 2016, 04:39:19 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on January 29, 2016, 04:18:45 pm
I aint payin to get my dick sucked nigga wtf

wo wo wo I aint gay nigguh!
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: xxkaliboyx on January 29, 2016, 05:05:00 pm
Is this the thread for anime recommended list? Looking for sub genres of "soapy bottoms"
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 29, 2016, 06:08:46 pm
I'm happy with how this thread is turning out.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Jona on January 29, 2016, 08:16:29 pm
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on January 29, 2016, 07:32:57 pm
I enjoyed FLCL, Berserk, Attack on Titan, Ghost in the Shell, Paranoia Agent, Big O, and Cowboy Bepop, please recommend me an anime.

Yes there's a great one called 'Kill Self Immediately Cuz Weaboo.' I think almost everyone here just give it a shot. Is breddy gud :^)
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: njames89 on January 29, 2016, 08:45:27 pm
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on January 29, 2016, 07:32:57 pm
I enjoyed FLCL, Berserk, Attack on Titan, Ghost in the Shell, Paranoia Agent, Big O, and Cowboy Bepop, please recommend me an anime.

You might enjoy death note
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: chesterotab on January 29, 2016, 09:25:13 pm
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on January 29, 2016, 07:32:57 pm
I enjoyed FLCL, Berserk, Attack on Titan, Ghost in the Shell, Paranoia Agent, Big O, and Cowboy Bepop, please recommend me an anime.

Hi yes hello. Not that a gentleman like myself would watch Japanese mind control programs, but I hear Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood is amazing. Please watch it.

your buttslots better get ready to get GOBBLIN dunked on
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Tiger on January 29, 2016, 09:27:25 pm
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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Malaclypse on January 29, 2016, 09:29:37 pm
Quote from: chesterotab on January 29, 2016, 09:25:13 pm
Hi yes hello. Not that a gentleman like myself would watch Japanese mind control programs, but I hear Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood is amazing. Please watch it.

Quote from: njames89 on January 29, 2016, 08:45:27 pm
You might enjoy death note

I'd second these. Might enjoy "Samurai Champloo" but I'd be surprised if you hadn't already heard of it or seen it. "Steins Gate" doesn't have as much action as most of these but you may dig it. "Mushi Shi" is a pretty chill anime I got into- a wandering mushi-master has strange encounters in the manner of "Kung Fu", mushi being strange, pre-biological life forms that are basically everywhere all the time and god help you if you can see/hear them and can't tune them out lol. Might be into "Neon Genesis Evangelion", there are a few different versions and it's pretty much like a bad trip.

Vote for Trump, make anime real, make America irate again!

Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: ANGLO_SAXON on January 29, 2016, 11:22:20 pm
i will kcik your green ass you sitnky goblin prepare for battle bitch
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Duster on January 30, 2016, 12:25:10 am
Quote from: ANGLO_SAXON on January 29, 2016, 11:22:20 pm
i will kcik your green ass you sitnky goblin prepare for battle bitch

I think you're in the wrong thread, this is about anime.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: mcdeath on January 30, 2016, 12:42:45 am
Quote from: Duster on January 30, 2016, 12:25:10 am
I think you're in the wrong thread, this is about anime.

I think you mean this thread is about basement dwelling mouth breathers who are attracted to drawings of Japanese girls
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: njames89 on January 30, 2016, 12:47:32 am
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VS.

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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: ANGLO_SAXON on January 30, 2016, 12:59:01 am
prepare to eat shit and die fools
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 30, 2016, 02:21:01 am
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Ummm sir

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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Schoi on January 30, 2016, 04:36:27 am
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Spongebob is my favorite anime
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: fallinup on January 30, 2016, 04:49:00 am
Quote from: Schoi on January 30, 2016, 04:36:27 am
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Spongebob is my favorite anime
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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: BaleOhay on January 30, 2016, 07:52:00 pm
Quote from: mcdeath on January 29, 2016, 08:18:13 am
Why? Because she has a red Sox hat shirt and hat on? If anything a puck slut would be my speed becuase those boston hockey chicks are wild. At the same time they are all bat shit crazy. I'd avoid any native bostonian girl if possible tbh.

Is it the dumb accents that turn you off to them?
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: mcdeath on January 30, 2016, 08:13:27 pm
ftp://
Quote from: BaleOhay on January 30, 2016, 07:52:00 pm
Is it the dumb accents that turn you off to them?

Dam, thats ice cold
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: BUS_STOP_14 on January 30, 2016, 08:38:25 pm


Fuck its a bunch of weaboos and a bunch of Warhammer 40k Nerds...

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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Froi on January 30, 2016, 11:20:46 pm
go back to warsword conquest single player mod you 40k muslim fucks

i will now begin a vote to change despotate to the skaven rat mooslam empire.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Legs on January 31, 2016, 12:21:01 am
ITT:

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Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Westwood on January 31, 2016, 02:33:10 am
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bruh that righteous neckbeard is buying warhammer fantasy chaos knights not 40k get your shit right smh
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Bronto on January 31, 2016, 02:34:49 am
Quote from: mcdeath on January 30, 2016, 08:13:27 pm
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Dam, thats ice cold

I thought Bales burn was wicked smaht.
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: Crazy_Eddy on January 31, 2016, 04:26:59 am
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uh legs a pal of mine wants to know where this is from...
Title: Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING DECLARES FIRST OPEN WAR OF STRATEGUS SIX
Post by: BUS_STOP_14 on January 31, 2016, 05:14:26 am
Quote from: e_wstwd on January 31, 2016, 02:33:10 am
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bruh that righteous neckbeard is buying warhammer fantasy chaos knights not 40k get your shit right smh

And you correct me *facepalm*