Are you a professional artist?
schoi can you draw my fursona? will pay $1000 for comssion
I wish to commission a high quality piece of artwork, it is to be a noble sketch of Barack Obama's face, he must also have a very large nose.
I will gladly pay a small loan of a million dollars for your work.
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I went to see a movie by myself once, a couple came in and sat a few seats away from me and I had earphones in but no music playing just so it looked like I was having fun and stuff, so they must have assumed I couldn't hear anything.
The guy whispered to the girl, "Look at that guy sitting by himself, he must have no friends if he's coming here alone."
The girl didn't make a sound but then I heard a SLAP so she must have hit him pretty hard, I could hear him whimpering as he walked down the steps and out of the room. I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around to see her looking down at me, she held out her hand and I steadied her as she climbed down into the seat next to me. I took out my earphones and she leaned in close to me, gently feeling her breath on my neck she whispered into my ear, "You know it's okay if you come to the movies alone but you might want someone to come with you next time as it gets quite sad when Han solo dies in the new Star Wars film." I spat out my bubble gum in shock and asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend but she said, "No, it looks like you'll be masturbating HAND SOLO tonight, buddy!" as she jumped up into the air and spread her wings and flew out of the air conditioning unit on the ceiling. It was really weird, why would you pay to see a movie and then leave before it has even started?
Due to your outstanding work so far I wish to commission another piece which will also be paid for with a small loan of a million dollars.
This time I want a picture of Donald Trump, his hair is the main element which must be perfect.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginBeautiful, I shall add it to my collection, the small loan of a million dollars is en route.
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is it just me or is Leshma´s renown massively changing per post?
http://forum.melee.org/and-all-the-other-things-floating-around-out-there/star-citizen/1155/?topicseen
even forum seems to be confused
Not just you, it's always changing.ah, good then
ah, good then
btw your tip looks like stalin(click to show/hide)
How are you a king with only 83 infamy
How are you not trying to I love you if you're a furmy old friend
Pic of me irl with my bowl cutYou better see a doctor it looks like your weewee has a tumor. And it appears to be sticking out your backside. :P
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Penis size is enlarged by 10,000 cubic meters for this drawn representation so it can be viewed by the naked eye.