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Title: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Macropus on November 08, 2015, 11:26:28 am
Not a baseball one.

And I have no idea where it came from to end up in my room, on the 19-th floor in Moskva.

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Post by: LordBerenger on November 08, 2015, 11:44:40 am
Let it bite you and you will become the Russian Batman. Davaj davaj )))))))
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Post by: Macropus on November 08, 2015, 11:52:18 am
Let it bite you and you will become the Russian batman. Davaj davaj
That was indeed very tempting!
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on November 08, 2015, 11:56:10 am
One of these bastards once appeared in my flat at 5th floor. I don't see why a bat wouldn't visit the 9th floor.

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Post by: Butan on November 08, 2015, 12:03:48 pm
Make it your slave pet.
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Post by: Bjord on November 08, 2015, 01:00:24 pm
Awesome, keep it.
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Post by: Christo on November 08, 2015, 01:31:07 pm
you should become Blyatman  )))
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Post by: darmaster on November 08, 2015, 01:35:00 pm
ukrainian spy? maybe it came from sharm el sheikh? maybe it's vovka's pigeon? who knows
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on November 08, 2015, 02:39:53 pm
Bats are pretty cool
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Post by: [ptx] on November 08, 2015, 02:45:54 pm
It has people hands!
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Post by: Latvian on November 08, 2015, 05:01:34 pm
you should occupy it for 60 years
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Post by: Tibe on November 08, 2015, 05:06:24 pm
Heh, cant say im suprised. Soviet Batman IS a thing. Exept his name is Batmankoff! :lol:

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...and apparently so is Soviet Superman.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Xant on November 08, 2015, 05:24:39 pm
Does he kill people? He looks like he kills people.
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Post by: WarLord on November 08, 2015, 06:48:15 pm
So, what did you do ?  :mrgreen:
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Post by: pepejul on November 08, 2015, 07:26:04 pm
It was a female... he fucked her to death !





Are you sure ?

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Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Leshma on November 08, 2015, 07:30:34 pm
Let him take a bite. There's a chance you'll develop fear of drinking water. Awesome stuff, at least that's what I'm heard.
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Post by: Casul on November 08, 2015, 08:26:16 pm
~~ Meanwhile in Russia ~~
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Golem on November 08, 2015, 09:58:58 pm
I found a mouse in my room myself today. Almost caught it also when it crawled into a box of chocolate, on my table.
EDIT: Would love to keep it as a pet, that is if the dog doesn't eat it.
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Post by: pogosan on November 08, 2015, 10:57:45 pm
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Macropus on November 08, 2015, 11:17:54 pm
So, what did you do ?  :mrgreen:
My dad, being a good soviet pioneer boy (he's 81), made a call to a zoo and asked what we should do, so they told us to stick the curtain together with the bat out the window and let it fly away. And so it did.
I didn't actually know bats live in cities like that, or maybe this one was just a stranger.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Golem on November 08, 2015, 11:34:59 pm
I bet it tastes like chicken. Everything exotic tastes like chicken.
Wow, what the hell man.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Leshma on November 08, 2015, 11:48:58 pm
Tastes like rat cause that's what it is.
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Post by: pogosan on November 09, 2015, 12:45:27 am
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Post by: Vovka on November 09, 2015, 06:05:46 am
My dad, being a good soviet pioneer boy (he's 81), made a call to a zoo and asked what we should do, so they told us to stick the curtain together with the bat out the window and let it fly away. And so it did.
I didn't actually know bats live in cities like that, or maybe this one was just a stranger.

OMG you are such a pussy! what have you done! You can tame it and make attacking noisy neighbors and drink their blood! I hope she managed to wake up atleast at a time when you threw it out the window  :)
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Post by: Son Of Odin on November 09, 2015, 06:18:13 am
you should become Blyatman  )))

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Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Macropus on November 09, 2015, 06:21:30 am

OMG you are such a pussy! what have you done! You can tame it and make attacking noisy neighbors and drink their blood!
I know, but I don't want to make my bear jealous, that's his job.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Ujin on November 09, 2015, 12:21:53 pm
you should become Blyatman  )))
nice one
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Post by: pepejul on November 09, 2015, 02:23:52 pm
Tastes like rat cause that's what it is.

Liar... bats aren't rodent ! They are more like Hedgehogs or shrews !

Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: BlackxBird on November 09, 2015, 02:40:26 pm
Actually bats often live in cities (though not the same bats that live in forests for example). Usually in those ventilation holes just under the roof.

in my neighbours house they were nesting right under the roof. They fucking had to destroy half of the roof to gettem all outta there.. cuz they were not allowed to kill them, the state was protecting that kind of bats from extinction... #germany..
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: BlackxBird on November 09, 2015, 03:00:05 pm
That's only fair, I mean look at their little hands, they're nearly people!

a year later they nested again. So same work again  :lol:
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Leshma on November 09, 2015, 03:08:29 pm
Most likely fruit bats, won't find vampire bats in Russia/Germany unless its someones imported pet on the run.
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Post by: Oberyn on November 09, 2015, 04:27:36 pm
I have no idea if any of the bats listed as native to german area are bloodsucking, but I have to assume there must be at least one species. The characterization of bats as bloodsucking vermin predates european colonization of faroff lands.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mammals_of_Germany#Order:_Chiroptera_.28bats.29
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edit: Welp, looks like Leshma was right for once, vampire bats are native only to the Americas. Just being a generally nocturnal creature and looking pretty gross was probably enough to give bats a sinister reputation, without any of the bloodsucking thing.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Leshma on November 09, 2015, 05:41:40 pm
Some would say they look incredibly cute:

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Welp, looks like Leshma was right for once

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Post by: Asheram on November 09, 2015, 09:25:51 pm
Train it to do tricks.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Oberyn on November 10, 2015, 12:26:53 pm
Some would say they look incredibly cute:

It's a rodent with wings. I'm sure a lot of people think rats are super cute too. They don't exactly have the best reputation in pop culture though. Modern city people are just suckers for melty, mamal eyes. 
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: pepejul on November 10, 2015, 03:25:30 pm
NO IT IS NOT A RODENT !!!!

LOOK TEETH !!!

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Like hedgehogs :
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insectivora are not Rodents !!!

http://slideplayer.com/slide/1702454/

Look what rodent are :

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Bats are definetly not rodents.... nevah....

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Stop saying this please....
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on November 10, 2015, 03:42:27 pm
Bats are not flying mice; they are not even remotely related to rodents. Bats are such unique animals that scientists have placed them in a group all their own, called ‘Chiroptera’, which means hand-wing. Bats are grouped with primates and lemurs in a grand order called Archonta. (https://batworld.org/myths_facts_page/)
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Tiger on November 10, 2015, 03:49:59 pm
Just to let you know, bats are one of those animals that are likely to have rabies.
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Post by: Paul on November 10, 2015, 04:02:59 pm
Western sanctions are working. Russians back to living in caves.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: pepejul on November 10, 2015, 05:17:06 pm
Bats are not flying mice; they are not even remotely related to rodents. Bats are such unique animals that scientists have placed them in a group all their own, called ‘Chiroptera’, which means hand-wing. Bats are grouped with primates and lemurs in a grand order called Archonta. (https://batworld.org/myths_facts_page/)
In the name of biology THANK YOU !!!
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 11, 2015, 06:44:19 am
I'm not gonna make a huge post with wikipedia links, but bats are cool. They eat shitloads of insects that bother you every day. For fuck's sake, they are mammals that truly FLY (rather than glide, lots of animals can glide). That is rad as hell.

Bats in the US have been devastated by white nose syndrome in the past few years. It is a fungal infection that grows on the nose and wings of hibernating bats. Millions of bats have died, and it's a big fucking deal. Government conservation groups have closed caves infected with the fungus. Not to keep humans safe, but to keep the shit from spreading to more bats.

On the other hand, bats in Africa have been found to be the reservoir for some really nasty bacteria and virii.

My last apartment had bats roosting in the attic. Several got into the apartment over the years, and one was injured by my cats and would not live if released. I put it out of its misery with a large rock, and still have the dried corpse. For religious use only.
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Post by: Sir_Hans on November 11, 2015, 06:47:45 am
...white nose syndrome...

hue hue
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on November 11, 2015, 07:23:45 am
Several got into the apartment over the years, and one was injured by my cats and would not live if released. I put it out of its misery with a large rock, and still have the dried corpse. For religious use only.

Picture or it didn't happen. With a timestamp.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 11, 2015, 06:22:59 pm
Picture or it didn't happen. With a timestamp.

soon as i get home m8
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 12, 2015, 01:35:35 am
Picture or it didn't happen. With a timestamp.

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Post by: Utrakil on November 12, 2015, 01:40:47 am
Best sourcerer in c-rpg!
You should go visit Benin or Togo. You will love the Voodoo markets.
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Post by: xxkaliboyx on November 12, 2015, 04:07:46 am
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Where in the fuck do you live? Tijuana?
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Post by: Ikarus on November 12, 2015, 04:15:01 am
+1 for actually delivering

Witchcraft really stands for his name

you savage lol
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Post by: darmaster on November 12, 2015, 04:48:00 am



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Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Jona on November 12, 2015, 05:53:41 am
He can also time travel a day in the past, apparently.  :P


And how exactly do you even store a dead bat so it doesn't decay or smell really bad?
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on November 12, 2015, 07:15:19 am
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Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Kafein on November 12, 2015, 09:15:27 am
Why the hanged man card? You have pits in your basement and you left pennies on the other side?
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Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on November 12, 2015, 09:30:50 am
And how exactly do you even store a dead bat so it doesn't decay or smell really bad?

Undead don't decay idiot.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Mr_Oujamaflip on November 12, 2015, 11:05:41 am
you should become Blyatman  )))

Not gonna lie, I basically cried with laughter at work after reading this.
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Post by: Butan on November 12, 2015, 12:02:14 pm
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Filfy rich m8


Btw since noone asked:

candle + dead bat corpse + cards + 6 dollars = curse?  :P
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on November 12, 2015, 12:51:41 pm
Filfy rich m8


Btw since noone asked:

candle + dead bat corpse + cards + 6 dollars = curse?  :P

Damn, how did you know it's a candle?.. I wasn't thinking about it until now, but I unconsciously presumed it was a deodorant. Now when I looked carefully on it, I do admit it would be strange to have religious images printed on it, but they like this sort of thing in US, right?
Doesn't look like a candle at all...
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Post by: pepejul on November 12, 2015, 02:20:55 pm
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Post by: Son Of Odin on November 12, 2015, 02:42:02 pm
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Are you trying to summon up Fallen? Because that's how you summon The Fallen Brigade :D
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: pepejul on November 12, 2015, 02:56:34 pm
For fallen it is a pig needed, not a scorpion !  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Son Of Odin on November 12, 2015, 02:59:18 pm
For fallen it is a pig needed, not a scorpion !  :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Christo on November 12, 2015, 03:07:16 pm
WITCHCRAFT being Ozzy confirmed
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 12, 2015, 05:09:33 pm
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yessss
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Post by: Leshma on November 12, 2015, 07:30:15 pm
Filfy rich m8


Btw since noone asked:

candle + dead bat corpse + cards + 6 dollars = curse?  :P

It's not 6 dollars, but 222. It's an angel number sequence, numerologists see it as way for angels to communicate with you. If I'm not mistaken 222 means that you are on the right track with you thoughts, ideas and actions. You're not there yet but angel want to give a signal that you're going in right direction. Something like an angel giving you a slight pat on your back. For example 777 means that some miracle has happened to you and will keep happening, imagine an angel giving you a high five.

Dunno about other signs.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Leshma on November 12, 2015, 07:32:42 pm
WITCHCRAFT being Ozzy confirmed

Dude, dat bat still has head on his shoulders.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 13, 2015, 02:06:42 am
Dude, dat bat still has head on his shoulders.

I aimed for the neck when I crushed it with a stone, so it might only be connected with skin.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 13, 2015, 02:11:01 am
Why the hanged man card? You have pits in your basement and you left pennies on the other side?

The Hanged Man facing up represents restriction/suspension OR sacrifice/letting go of something.

the 9 of Blades upright portends anxiety, despair, or nightmares.
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Post by: xxkaliboyx on November 13, 2015, 02:33:18 am
Damn, how did you know it's a candle?.. I wasn't thinking about it until now, but I unconsciously presumed it was a deodorant. Now when I looked carefully on it, I do admit it would be strange to have religious images printed on it, but they like this sort of thing in US, right?
Doesn't look like a candle at all...

That is a typical candle in a Spanish Catholic home found in The U.S., Mexico and South America. That is "Our Lady Virgen de Guadalupe". Famous in most Spanish people households.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 13, 2015, 05:15:09 am
That is a typical candle in a Spanish Catholic home found in The U.S., Mexico and South America. That is "Our Lady Virgen de Guadalupe". Famous in most Spanish people households.

Latin American Christianity is almost polytheistic with how much importance saints and other holy figures get. I guess Eastern Orthodox Christians can get like that with saints too but I don't really know a lot about it.

I'm in the northern US, but even up here you can get latino and voodoo/hoodoo/voudon/etc. religious loot without too much searching. Just gotta hit up the right corner store down in the hood. There's a little Indian grocer right next to an Indian restaurant near me, and they have all kinds of magico-religious shit on the wall behind the register for sale too.

~magic is all around us~
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Paul on November 13, 2015, 08:36:59 am
It's not 6 dollars, but 222.

Why would one need to summon the lowliest possible outsider when having more than 10 dollars? Hiring the next best bum off the street would assure a better performance in whatever needs to be done.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: ecorcheur_brokar on November 13, 2015, 05:17:47 pm
And how exactly do you even store a dead bat so it doesn't decay or smell really bad?
Freezer allow a good conservation, I had a woodpecker that my cat brought stored there for 5 years, then finally gave up on stuffing it but it was still in perfect state.

If you go to Indonesia, you should visit the island of bat right next to komodo islands. When sun goes down, the fruits bats leaves their caves and you see thousand of them leaving their cave for 1hour. Their flight is really majestic and they are really big.

Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Macropus on November 23, 2015, 07:26:39 pm
So yesterday it came back, flied through the window leaf at night when I wasn't sleeping yet. For some minutes I tried to make it fly back away, but it only flied in circles and made weird noises sounding like a fucking bycicle.
Finally I found an IKEA cardboard box and caught it. IKEA the best.

The sound is very quiet for some reason, turn your volume on max.
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Post by: Son Of Odin on November 23, 2015, 07:58:46 pm
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Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Asheram on November 23, 2015, 09:22:04 pm
It probably has a nest with young'uns somewhere near or in your room. That or its messing with you ;)
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Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Angantyr on November 23, 2015, 09:29:26 pm
How can you be sure it's the same?
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Post by: Macropus on November 23, 2015, 09:37:21 pm
How can you be sure it's the same?
I recognized her face!
Nah, I really don't know, just assumed it's the same one because (I hope) there aren't many of them around.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Son Of Odin on November 23, 2015, 09:51:18 pm
I recognized her face!
Nah, I really don't know, just assumed it's the same one because (I hope) there aren't many of them around.

You wouldn't have to assume anything if you killed it the first time. Go full Ozzy on it!
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Post by: Hirlok on November 23, 2015, 09:58:36 pm
Freaking cute. We have some here as well, but they are very shy and prefer to live in a hollow tree... :D
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Post by: pepejul on November 23, 2015, 10:23:43 pm
It is echolocation signals.... she's just "looking" room with her ears..

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Post by: Sir_Hans on November 25, 2015, 08:49:47 pm
I was driving boat last week and I swear I saw a bat flying over the ocean... about a quarter mile to a half mile from nearest coast.

I pointed it out to crewmember and he said maybe it was a moth, but it would have to be some monster sized moth... Thing looked like it had a wingspan of about 6 inches.

No doubt a new species of sea bat that sleeps in underwater sea caves w/ air pockets and then surfaces and flys to land to prey on insects only to fly back into its sea cave.
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Post by: Macbeth3 on November 26, 2015, 12:57:20 am
There's a group of bats living somewhere near my backyard. No idea where they are coming form, but in late spring and summer, I can often see them flying around at dusk. Never saw them during the day, and the night is of course too dark.

It has been like that ever since I've lived here.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 26, 2015, 03:09:52 am
I was driving boat last week and I swear I saw a bat flying over the ocean... about a quarter mile to a half mile from nearest coast.

I pointed it out to crewmember and he said maybe it was a moth, but it would have to be some monster sized moth... Thing looked like it had a wingspan of about 6 inches.

No doubt a new species of sea bat that sleeps in underwater sea caves w/ air pockets and then surfaces and flys to land to prey on insects only to fly back into its sea cave.

There are a handful of moths with wingspans nearing or going past 6 inches in several continents, even northern areas that have heavy winters. It could have been a moth, or a bat. Either one is strange but I wouldn't put it past either of them to wander off the coast and get lost at sea.
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Post by: Sir_Hans on November 26, 2015, 04:02:39 am
There are a handful of moths with wingspans nearing or going past 6 inches in several continents, even northern areas that have heavy winters. It could have been a moth, or a bat. Either one is strange but I wouldn't put it past either of them to wander off the coast and get lost at sea.

No that's crazy. Seabats for sure.

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Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 26, 2015, 08:00:50 am
the biggest I've seen IRL is a cecropia moth. They seem HUGE AS FUCK in person, but there are larger moths out there, even here in my temperate climate. Don't need a rainforest to get monster bugs.

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edit: a moth that large represents a huge investment of effort and energy on the moth's part. I always let big guys go in the wild with a habitat matching their species. They're a rare thing, and letting it die is like starving a lynx to death for the sake of keeping it.

Fly on, blind sailor. Seek your lady of the night...
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Sir_Hans on November 26, 2015, 08:50:25 am
This is the one I found upon researching giant moths in my location :3
Ascalapha Odorata
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I've seen many of them but only really small ones, usually inside houses.
We have so many birds here that I bet they all get eaten before they are ever able to grow this large large.

I still think it was a bat I saw because of its movement how fast it dropped inbetween flaps of its wings, but it's just a hunch... I really didn't get a really good look at it, was driving about 20 mph and it caught my eye  as it flew over boat and back towards shore.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Mr_Oujamaflip on November 26, 2015, 08:54:23 am
Did you let it out, Macro?
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 26, 2015, 09:09:31 am
I still think it was a bat I saw because of its movement how fast it dropped inbetween flaps of its wings, but it's just a hunch... I really didn't get a really good look at it, was driving about 20 mph and it caught my eye  as it flew over boat and back towards shore.

Yeah moths at top speed are still really slow. If it was a bat, maybe it was skimming nocturnal bugs like gnats and shit over the water surface.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Macropus on November 26, 2015, 07:03:10 pm
Did you let it out, Macro?
Of course! Now it lives in our entryway.
Title: Re: Found a bat in my room today
Post by: Son Of Odin on November 26, 2015, 07:13:08 pm
Of course! Now it lives in our entryway.

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