cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: PoisonedTail on October 23, 2015, 03:57:59 am
Title: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: PoisonedTail on October 23, 2015, 03:57:59 am
So there I was, playing the magical and non cancerous mod called Crpg. I joined Na1 and began to feel a burning sensation tingling on my skin. It was in fact, radiation..... The tryhards were on....... To balance out the radiation poisoning, I took off my main equips and ran around, brocoding anyone I saw. Some would swing at me, others would run around with me. One round, I began following Pollux. We spotted someone and soon enough, we had an enemy peasant who wanted to join up with us. Suddenly, I smelt something...... That smell..... What is that ungodly ratchet smell??????? I turn around to see Daisy (aka Malevolence) galloping on his pony. His unwashed neckbeard flowed with the wind. The trail behind him dried the grass and killed the flowers. The air began to wreak like doritos as well. Due to a Mountain Dew baja blast overdose, his lance completely missed the peasant. As a result, his pony rammed into the wall bringing it to a halt. Enraged I shouted, "H0W DAR3 U @SSULT MEH FWIEND!!!!" I raised my shaft (sword shaft that is ;)) and repeatedly bashed his head in. His flowing neckbeard no more...... Before I could react, Malevolence used his level 80 dorito warrior powers and banned me.
Free Tim 2k15.... Thank you for your precious time.
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: HungryNBroke on October 23, 2015, 04:11:58 am
Good post, but you have the admin wrong.
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: POOPHAMMER on October 23, 2015, 04:12:25 am
You are sorely mistaken about who Daisy is.
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: PoisonedTail on October 23, 2015, 04:16:30 am
Oh I was on NA1 when it happened, but I am not Daisy.
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: Voncrow on October 23, 2015, 04:39:20 am
Malevolence was on at the same time as Daisy? Looks like Malevolence is multi-accounting, time to ban him. (even though that's only bannable for strat I'm pretty sure)
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: Schoi on October 23, 2015, 04:44:40 am
get rekt phag0t l0l dum nigkr
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: HungryNBroke on October 23, 2015, 05:41:32 am
So there I was, playing the magical and non cancerous mod called Crpg. I joined Na1 and began to feel a burning sensation tingling on my skin. It was in fact, radiation..... The tryhards were on....... To increase the radiation poisoning, I took off my main equips and ran around, brocoding anyone I saw. Some would swing at me, others would run around with me. One round, I began following Pollux. We spotted someone and soon enough, we had an enemy peasant helmetless ninja who wanted to join up with us. Suddenly, I smelt something...... That smell..... What is that ungodly ratchet smell??????? I turn around to see Daisy (aka Hungry) galloping on his pony. His unwashed full beard flowed with the wind. The trail behind him dried the grass and killed the flowers. The air began to reek like a dumpster as well. Due to a lack of bathing, his lance completely missed Kiora since he is terrible at cav. As a result, his pony rammed into the wall bringing it to a halt. Enraged I shouted, "H0W DAR3 U @SSULT MEH FWIEND!!!!" I raised my shaft (sword shaft that is ;)) and repeatedly bashed his head in. His flowing full beard no more...... Before After I could had reacted,Hungry used his level 80 gutter warrior powers and banned me.
Free Tim 2k15.... Thank you for your precious time.
Don't worry though, I fixed it for you.
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: Zeus_ on October 23, 2015, 07:02:23 am
So there I was, playing the magical and non cancerous mod called Crpg. I joined Na1 and began to feel a burning sensation tingling on my skin. It was in fact, radiation..... The tryhards were on....... To balance out the radiation poisoning, I took off my main equips and ran around, brocoding anyone I saw. Some would swing at me, others would run around with me. One round, I began following Pollux. We spotted someone and soon enough, we had an enemy peasant who wanted to join up with us. Suddenly, I smelt something...... That smell..... What is that ungodly ratchet smell??????? I turn around to see Daisy (aka Malevolence) galloping on his pony. His unwashed neckbeard flowed with the wind. The trail behind him dried the grass and killed the flowers. The air began to wreak like doritos as well. Due to a Mountain Dew baja blast overdose, his lance completely missed the peasant. As a result, his pony rammed into the wall bringing it to a halt. Enraged I shouted, "H0W DAR3 U @SSULT MEH FWIEND!!!!" I raised my shaft (sword shaft that is ;)) and repeatedly bashed his head in. His flowing neckbeard no more...... Before I could react, Malevolence used his level 80 dorito warrior powers and banned me.
Free Tim 2k15.... Thank you for your precious time.
=( I was that poor person that the neck-beard admin tried to couch. You saved me 10/10, but I'm not a peasant. Hungry broke my heart by trying to kill me and it was a betrayal that left me stunned. Tim was punishing him for not following the rules of BRO CODE.
This man is my hero and embodies the spirit of BIRD CLAN. LOVE AND PEACE, BUFF LADDERS.
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: PoisonedTail on October 23, 2015, 07:52:02 am
=( I was that poor person that the full-bearded admin tried to couch. You saved me 10/10, but I'm not a peasant. Hungry broke my heart by trying to kill me and it was a betrayal that left me stunned. Tim was punishing him for not following the rules of BRO CODE.
This man is my hero and embodies the spirit of BIRD CLAN. LOVE AND PEACE, BUFF LADDERS.
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: Asheram on October 23, 2015, 09:39:14 pm
No no no, you must be mistaken.... I was banned for a day.... I was bored.
Everyone should take note of how this man handled his ban. He made an amusing forum post without denying his transgressions (for the most part) and accepted his punishment without (much) complaint.
10/10
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 26, 2015, 05:45:41 pm
Everyone should take note of how this man handled his ban. He made an amusing forum post without denying his transgressions (for the most part) and accepted his punishment without (much) complaint.
10/10
I can't give him a 10/10 unless he has a ridiculously funny ban thread with blatantly incriminating screenshots and the peanut gallery loudly proclaiming his guilt or innocence.
8/10.
Title: Re: Free Tim 2k15
Post by: imisshotmail on October 27, 2015, 07:17:41 pm
I can't give him a 10/10 unless he has a ridiculously funny ban thread with blatantly incriminating screenshots and the peanut gallery loudly proclaiming his guilt or innocence.
So there I was, playing the magical and non cancerous mod called Crpg. I joined Na1 and began to feel a burning sensation tingling on my skin. It was in fact, radiation..... The tryhards were on....... To balance out the radiation poisoning, I took off my main equips and ran around, brocoding anyone I saw. Some would swing at me, others would run around with me. One round, I began following Pollux. We spotted someone and soon enough, we had an enemy peasant who wanted to join up with us. Suddenly, I smelt something...... That smell..... What is that ungodly ratchet smell??????? I turn around to see Daisy (aka Malevolence) galloping on his pony. His unwashed neckbeard flowed with the wind. The trail behind him dried the grass and killed the flowers. The air began to wreak like doritos as well. Due to a Mountain Dew baja blast overdose, his lance completely missed the peasant. As a result, his pony rammed into the wall bringing it to a halt. Enraged I shouted, "H0W DAR3 U @SSULT MEH FWIEND!!!!" I raised my shaft (sword shaft that is ;)) and repeatedly bashed his head in. His flowing neckbeard no more...... Before I could react, Malevolence used his level 80 dorito warrior powers and banned me.
Free Tim 2k15.... Thank you for your precious time.