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Title: ERMAHGERD STER WURZ!!!!!!
Post by: Bronto on October 20, 2015, 01:02:46 pm
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Post by: Torben on October 20, 2015, 01:26:06 pm
fug u that title made me laugh so hard.
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Post by: LordBerenger on October 20, 2015, 01:32:18 pm
I hope The Emperor is in it. Maybe as a ghost or a voice trying to corrupt one of the Jedis/Good guys.
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Post by: Vibe on October 20, 2015, 01:46:53 pm
 no katarn/10
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Post by: Xant on October 20, 2015, 02:27:00 pm
no katarn/10
So that's 10/10?
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Post by: Voncrow on October 20, 2015, 02:42:35 pm
http://www.mangapanda.com/star-wars
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Post by: Vibe on October 20, 2015, 02:45:40 pm
So that's 10/10?

wow rude
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Post by: Moncho on October 20, 2015, 02:46:31 pm
No Jar Jar, 1/10.
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Post by: Leshma on October 20, 2015, 03:17:04 pm
There's Jar Jar behind the camera:

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About Katarn... he's not canon. But he may come back next year if they are smart. You know, that other SW movie without Jedis, not this crap for children. For some reason that other movie has much stronger cast and doesn't involve thousand years old Harrison Ford (last time he reprized iconic role as centenarian, things didn't went well).
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Post by: cup457 on October 20, 2015, 04:06:08 pm
movie seems like shit tbh, disney gets a  hold of it instantly changes to strong wmyn lead and black guy protagonist even though it doesnt make sense lore wise, unless the empire recruits people under their rein and doesnt produce more clones?, but fuck this gay movie shit not gonna do that
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Post by: Angantyr on October 20, 2015, 04:28:55 pm
Hm, where's Luke? Is he one of the dark Jedi we see perhaps? Wonder if they will use parts of the Dark Empire storyline, where he explores the dark side and returns as the greatest Jedi who ever lived, destroying ATAT walkers with an idle gesture, rebuilding his father's fortress with a thought etc.
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Post by: WarLord on October 20, 2015, 05:46:51 pm
Empire always recruited people to be Stormtroopers

Not in the first ~ 10 years after the empire was proclaimed ;)
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Post by: Leshma on October 20, 2015, 05:56:01 pm
*And why does black character have to be anything to do with Disney? The prequels had literally legions of identical black clones, and the original trilogy had Lando motherfucking Calrission, the coolest guy ever.

These two aren't ordinary characters, they are political statement. Strong female character and black skinned sidekick (or its other way around, not sure about that). Neither of them would be an issue if they had anything else going for them. They are typical Disney muppets you can see in any show on Disney television.

And don't bring Lando into this. Billy Dee Williams is incredibly charismatic, he doesn't deserve to be put into same sentence with John Boyega. Boyega's biggest quality is that he sometimes looks a bit like Denzel Washington. But he's far from it. And for some reason he has that stupid look on his face in every scene I've seen so far in Force Awakens trailers.

Rogue One will have Forest Whittaker. He isn't young anymore, but he's one of the best black actors in history. No one will question that choice or saying how they put him in the film just because he's black.

Maybe I'm completely wrong and Boyega proves to be great actor but highly doubt he'll show any of that under JJ Abrams and in fucking Star Wars movie. Actually I wish he gets big, because it seems that recently there isn't many young and promising black actors like we had in the past few decades.
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Post by: cup457 on October 20, 2015, 06:31:28 pm
if they are all clones then he cant be black because boba fett? wasnt. also token black guy is old as fuck. they are just trying to attract black audience members and say look we arent racist xD xD. now that jj abrams took over (he not that good tbh) hea infusing all his anti white male shit into it. i just want to see a non political movie pls. and the whole cuck theme is annoying. black guy with white girl (even if it isnt romantic cmon).
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Post by: Xant on October 20, 2015, 07:18:51 pm
A white woman with a black man? Even though it's not romantic? WHAT THE FUCK?!!??!?!?!!?
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Post by: Angantyr on October 20, 2015, 07:25:34 pm
Side note, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher? Not exactly 5 star performances. They're good in Star Wars in a way cos it ruined their careers and they did nothing else, so they just look like the characters.
Mark Hamill is by far the best voice actor for the Joker, amazing performances every time.
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Post by: LordBerenger on October 20, 2015, 07:25:39 pm
Racist white kidz on the internet is such a surprise.
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Post by: Angantyr on October 20, 2015, 07:58:57 pm
Found this on set picture of Luke and he still looks like a Jedi Master, so no Dark Empire storyline.

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 (http://s1292.photobucket.com/user/Christopherrolf/media/original_zpscquyqilg.jpg.html)
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Post by: Bronto on October 20, 2015, 08:28:14 pm
Lol at the complaining about there being a black guy and a woman! Return of the Jedi had fucking pig people, why aren't they in this?!?!?!? Fucking JJ Abrams pushing his antipig agenda! Leave it to Disney ruining this, i bet they sing songs in it too. Typical Disney etc etc....
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Post by: Angantyr on October 20, 2015, 08:33:41 pm
Rogue One
Hadn't heard about this before now. Could be interesting.

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On May 7, 2014, Iger further confirmed at least three standalone films would be released within the next 10 years. Iger said the plan was to release new core films every two years from 2015 with a standalone in-between

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Lucasfilm announced on April 19, 2015, that filming would begin in mid-2015 and the plot will revolve around a group of rebels on a mission to steal the Death Star plans; director Edwards stated, "it comes down to a group of individuals who don't have magical powers that have to somehow bring hope to the galaxy." Additionally, Kathleen Kennedy and Kiri Hart confirmed that the standalone films will be labeled as "anthology films". Edwards stated that the style of the film will be similar to that of a war film, saying, "It's the reality of war. Good guys are bad. Bad guys are good. It's complicated, layered; a very rich scenario in which to set a movie."

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On July 7, 2015, Birth.Movies.Death reported that Darth Vader will appear in Rogue One, but not as an antagonist.
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Post by: Sir_Hans on November 04, 2015, 08:32:23 pm
There's Jar Jar behind the camera:

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About Katarn... he's not canon. But he may come back next year if they are smart. You know, that other SW movie without Jedis, not this crap for children. For some reason that other movie has much stronger cast and doesn't involve thousand years old Harrison Ford (last time he reprized iconic role as centenarian, things didn't went well).

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Post by: Oberyn on November 04, 2015, 08:46:17 pm
Check it out, a Jar-Jar theory that will make you not hate Jar-Jar:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

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Post by: Bronto on November 04, 2015, 10:16:38 pm
Check it out, a Jar-Jar theory that will make you not hate Jar-Jar:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

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Post by: Duster on November 05, 2015, 02:54:57 am
Check it out, a Jar-Jar theory that will make you not hate Jar-Jar:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

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This is what I now choose to believe.
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Post by: Rhekimos on November 05, 2015, 10:29:22 am
Lucas is the biggest troll in movie history, confirmed.
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Post by: Oberyn on November 05, 2015, 10:33:50 am
That's really the biggest hole in the theory, imo. That George Lucas supposedly came up with it. Let's be honest, Jar-Jar was exactly what he seemed, nothing more than a hackneyed insert to sell toys to kids, like 99% of the retarded CGI characters in the prequels. After so many years you'd think one of the animators working on him or any of the hundred yes-men/women nodding emphatically at every morcel of shit coming out of Lucas's  mouth would've mentioned something about Darth Jar-Jar. Still, it's nice to think about, a prequels plot that wasn't either dull as fuck or kiddie fodder.
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Post by: Bjord on November 05, 2015, 02:38:39 pm
Check it out, a Jar-Jar theory that will make you not hate Jar-Jar:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

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Post by: Jona on November 05, 2015, 04:21:46 pm
Makes you wonder if JarJar was truly banished from Gungan society for ''Crashin' De Bosses Heyblibber'' (JarJar is the only one who tells us this is why he was banished), or whether he was genuinely banished for being the frickin' Galactic Anti-Christ.

I feel like they might not have accepted him back so readily if the former was the case (although I guess his super sith mind-control could explain this).

in a deleted scene in episode 3 he 'accidentally' helps create the rebellion.

Is this scene on youtube or anything?
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Post by: Bronto on November 05, 2015, 07:06:20 pm
My main problem with the first three movies (episodes I-III) is the over use of CGI. It's like George Lucas went full retard when he found out to use it and just put so much of it in them all. Fucking robot armies, lightsabers EVERYWHERE it's like Oprah was handing them out, and all the shitty looking sets packed to the brim with creatures and shit that wasn't even necessary.

Even if this Jar Jar theory would be correct, he's still a dumb looking character and is annoying as fuck. "Meesa mastamind behine da whole ting n now you know meesa gonna use a da force lightnin now. Prepare ta die." Should've kept him like this and not added any CGI. Just bad ass black man wearing the hide of an animal he skinned:

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Post by: Jona on November 05, 2015, 10:03:11 pm
Let's be real here, IF we are willing to believe the rest of this theory, I think that it is within the realm of possibility that he actually sounds like a relatively normal gungan (perhaps with a voice similar to the head honcho's for added badassery) and he was just using his "meesa retarded" voice to fit in with his other drunken escapades. If he can act like a fool and actually be pulling the strings to everything, then I think he could definitely adopt a fitting goofy voice when necessary, and in reality have a regular one.
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Post by: Bronto on November 05, 2015, 10:45:55 pm
What if, like Yoda (in the proper trilogy) he suddenly talks normally when he's serious?

I'm not afraid!
Ohhhh... You will be... You will be.


Prequel Yoda woulda said something retarded like 'Afraid will you be'. That's why i always preferred the idea that Yoda was just talking funny whilst he was in crazy swamp-dwelling mode, sadly the prequels ruined that regardless of how awesome the JarJar theory could make them.

I totally agree.

But let's roll with it. IF, as Jona said, the theory is proved true indeed, they've got to make him not sound like a bumbling idiot. However, JJ Abrams said he was going to put Jar Jar's skeleton in one of the scenes as an "easter egg" and to finally put to rest that Jar Jar was indeed dead, in an interview he did with Vanity Fair.

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Post by: Rando on November 05, 2015, 10:59:34 pm
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WE STAR WARS NOW
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Post by: Bronto on November 06, 2015, 12:30:38 pm
So I found this gallery (http://thechive.com/2015/11/06/these-foreign-star-wars-posters-are-interesting-to-say-the-least-27-hq-photos/) surfing the web. What the fuck you guys? Our American poster versions weren't good enough for you? Worst one by far is this one:

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Post by: [ptx] on November 06, 2015, 01:24:28 pm
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Were those things even used anywhere?

Also, that site...:
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Post by: Rhekimos on November 06, 2015, 01:47:07 pm
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Post by: Bronto on November 06, 2015, 02:07:54 pm
Not sure, just thought they were so weird!

As for the site, stumbled across it trying to find more Star Wars related images and I would not click on any of the adds. Sure boobs are tempting, but they probably have as many viruses on the site as most of those slam pieces would IRL....
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Post by: [ptx] on November 06, 2015, 02:38:51 pm
I wasn't referring to the boobs in general, i was referring to the bottom left ad in particular. Pedo much?
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Post by: Bronto on November 06, 2015, 02:49:18 pm
Didn't even notice it, my eyes went straight to Kate Upton's boobs and all their glory.
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Post by: Duster on November 06, 2015, 11:29:07 pm
I wasn't referring to the boobs in general, i was referring to the bottom left ad in particular. Pedo much?

Clearly ads based on your search history
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Post by: Jona on November 06, 2015, 11:59:27 pm
Semi-new stuff:

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Post by: Asheram on November 07, 2015, 01:17:43 am
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Post by: Kafein on November 07, 2015, 01:29:41 am
So I found this gallery (http://thechive.com/2015/11/06/these-foreign-star-wars-posters-are-interesting-to-say-the-least-27-hq-photos/) surfing the web. What the fuck you guys? Our American poster versions weren't good enough for you? Worst one by far is this one:

You ever watched African or Asian television? That shit is better than shrooms.
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Post by: Bronto on November 07, 2015, 04:22:38 am
Dude I totally feel you. I used to get all fucked up and watch this Asian show where the people had to make themselves into awkward poses as a wall came at them at a rapid speed in order to avoid getting knocked over. Weird and hilarious at the same time!

Edit: I'm drunk and have posted a lot in these last ten minutes. I love you all and hope you enjoy your weekends
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Post by: //saxon on November 07, 2015, 03:13:12 pm
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Bastard sword lightsaber, i wonder what a glaive lightsaber would be like.
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Post by: Xant on November 07, 2015, 05:23:02 pm
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Bastard sword lightsaber, i wonder what a glaive lightsaber would be like.
What makes that a bastard sword, you reptile?
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Post by: //saxon on November 07, 2015, 07:26:21 pm
They have gone with a cross guard style, if that lightsaber isn't inspired by a 14th century sword, which it most defiantly is..call me blind.

How that is even practical is questionable anyway. Looking at the other films, I'm intrigued to see how he fights with it because i can only see someone stabbing themselves with the guard in the middle of a spinning Jedi backflip left/right combo. Ironic death by something that it's soul purpose is to only protect the one who carries it.
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Post by: Christo on November 07, 2015, 07:59:36 pm
should have gone with this
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or this

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Post by: Xant on November 07, 2015, 11:11:47 pm
They have gone with a cross guard style, if that lightsaber isn't inspired by a 14th century sword, which it most defiantly is..call me blind.

How that is even practical is questionable anyway. Looking at the other films, I'm intrigued to see how he fights with it because i can only see someone stabbing themselves with the guard in the middle of a spinning Jedi backflip left/right combo. Ironic death by something that it's soul purpose is to only protect the one who carries it.
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Post by: Bjord on November 07, 2015, 11:19:12 pm
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You also missed "it's (should be its)" and "soul purpose".
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Post by: //saxon on November 08, 2015, 01:19:31 am
Being an aesthetic god, i press one key and it's like i'm emitting an electromagnetic pulse from my finger tips.
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Post by: Bronto on November 09, 2015, 02:38:01 pm
Another one. I just can't even.....I'm such a nerd....I don't even care, I pray to all the gods, please make this movie awesome....

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Post by: Rhekimos on November 11, 2015, 05:17:43 am
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Post by: Bronto on November 11, 2015, 11:13:44 am
Dude, that's hilarious!!
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Post by: Asheram on November 29, 2015, 01:04:42 am