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Title: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on September 24, 2015, 05:12:11 pm
Cmon, forget what I said about peace, lets start hating and get some nice big strat battles underway over the nxt few weeks please!

Ye bunch of panzy ass, yeller teethed, pimple necked, meat mustache, eau de toilette stinkin, cape wearing, tube steak guzzlin M-fErs!

Hopefully we get some nice even rosters for everyone involved... no joy to be found in outmercin or being outmerced, I just want everyone to have a good time on both sides and tear some shit up!
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: BlackxBird on September 24, 2015, 05:49:27 pm
you are in a faction with 20K troops and one fief. Didn't you already notice who's turn it is to attack? :D
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on September 24, 2015, 09:12:21 pm
you are in a faction with 20K troops and one fief. Didn't you already notice who's turn it is to attack? :D

Everyone stares open mouthed at Blackbird... Gryphty starts scratching their chinfuzz and lookin around.

"Daz iz gooten point."
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Schoi on September 24, 2015, 09:40:53 pm
Yes, please have more battles, tired of running around in NA1 and then getting couched, then shot to death by throwers and +3 crossbows.

And please fix EU, tired of running around in EU1 and then getting spammed by some AmoX dumbass
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Kalp on September 24, 2015, 10:19:43 pm
Yes we demand, gib. gib.

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Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: njames89 on September 24, 2015, 11:17:32 pm
There is no doubt Acre and HCE have done more than their share in this round of strategus. If you wan't more from us then perhaps break up your mega alliance that is over 80% of the map and is carebearing  :lol:

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No doubt your combined alliance has a massive amount of troops and silver. Perhaps you should should fight with them? We owe you nothing.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on September 24, 2015, 11:41:50 pm
There is no doubt Acre and HCE have done more than their share in this round of strategus. If you wan't more from us then perhaps break up your mega alliance that is over 80% of the map and is carebearing  :lol:

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No doubt your combined alliance has a massive amount of troops and silver. Perhaps you should should fight with them? We owe you nothing.

Excuse me, Derchios is owned by the free Skindinavian Army, and they have never attacked your shitclan of boobies
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on September 25, 2015, 12:04:55 am
Excuse me, Derchios is owned by the free Skindinavian Army, and they have never attacked your shitclan of boobies
He's right you know, he attacked Rando's shitclan of boobies and Asstrails but not Gaycre
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: njames89 on September 25, 2015, 12:33:29 am
Valid point actually. Initially I believed Anders was with us against EU and Rando was, thus my confusion.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Sir_Hans on September 25, 2015, 02:33:56 am
They need a game mechanic to penalize people who sit around with millions of silver and thousands of fully equipped troops. And make it more rewarding for those who risk everything they got on a risky or balanced attack.

This dry spell of no strategus battles is fucking lame. How am I supposed to retire once a week with no strat xp?
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 25, 2015, 04:03:26 am
They need a game mechanic to penalize people who sit around with millions of silver and thousands of fully equipped troops. And make it more rewarding for those who risk everything they got on a risky or balanced attack.

This dry spell of no strategus battles is fucking lame. How am I supposed to retire once a week with no strat xp?

Give me enough actives and I'll make a war. I got plenty of targets I would gladly hit.

Sadly, I have to work with like 5 guys. It's hard to wage a war against all but like 1 faction(currently) with that number. Can hold the castle though, but not much else.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Sir_Hans on September 25, 2015, 04:53:12 am
They could just let us besiege castles and force occupants to sally out, call for nearby reinforcements to attack the besiegers, or endure starvation (loss of troops and maybe gear to) due to the blockade.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Taser on September 25, 2015, 05:27:14 am
Give me enough actives and I'll make a war. I got plenty of targets I would gladly hit.

Sadly, I have to work with like 5 guys. It's hard to wage a war against all but like 1 faction(currently) with that number. Can hold the castle though, but not much else.

W0t? 5 guys is enough to hold the castle, make trade runs and have at least 2 people with an army outside the castle provided all 5 are active.

You only need 1 to hold a castle provided you have sufficient troops and gear.

Not saying you can take on the larger factions and necessarily do well overall 1v1 but you can do more than just hold a castle with 5 men. If you want to fight another faction, you'd have to work with other people. Just the way it goes with the number of people you got going on.

They could just let us besiege castles and force occupants to sally out, call for nearby reinforcements to attack the besiegers, or endure starvation (loss of troops and maybe gear to) due to the blockade.

It would be nice to have an option to do more in sieges to have more give and take. The option to have a sally and push the time ahead 6 hours so you might be able to surprise your enemy and take his camp (this would be lame though but if it was done right, might make things more interesting). Or let the sieging army try to starve or purposefully disease the population via water/food supply until a sally or a reinforcing army breaks the siege. But that's a bit beyond the ability of strategus.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Vovka on September 25, 2015, 01:54:14 pm
They need a game mechanic to penalize people who sit around with millions of silver and thousands of fully equipped troops. And make it more rewarding for those who risk everything they got on a risky or balanced attack.
This dry spell of no strategus battles is fucking lame. How am I supposed to retire once a week with no strat xp?
I was sure that there is such a mechanism and it is called "the end of the round," but it does not work  :P
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Lt_Anders on September 25, 2015, 03:48:53 pm
W0t? 5 guys is enough to hold the castle, make trade runs and have at least 2 people with an army outside the castle provided all 5 are active.

You only need 1 to hold a castle provided you have sufficient troops and gear.

Not saying you can take on the larger factions and necessarily do well overall 1v1 but you can do more than just hold a castle with 5 men. If you want to fight another faction, you'd have to work with other people. Just the way it goes with the number of people you got going on.

I'm the only "true" active. The others require like a hour of prodding to get 1 troop transfer done. Hence why we haven't done shit. Plus mortal bro's are playing mortal.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on September 25, 2015, 05:21:40 pm
Thats it, fee fii foo fum, I declare war on ur bum!

So I had a talk with my Chain of Command about the current state of strategus.. Apparently blackbirds numbers may be a bit exagerrated, and we believe this is all just a holding technique for us to slip up and sally out so they can strike in the darkness of night.

As such I would like to officially extend my sincerest regrets that we will not be able to play into your sly underhanded rogueish techniques of war...

Apparently the Art of War can be loaned out at any local library.

*spoiler alert*  We may be planning a silly strategus battle for the community.... Sure it would waste precious troops and gear but we'd like to support the community and end this drought sooner rather than later.

Donkeys, Monks, Rocks are going to be some of the main items (ya'll dig what weze throwin down?)  (Hobo wars!)

I'd just like to say *tears start forming in his eyes* - I love everyone crazy enough to play this aging game... it has been an honor and a priviledge to die at your hands people.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: njames89 on September 26, 2015, 01:07:41 am
Donkeys, Monks, Rocks are going to be some of the main items (ya'll dig what weze throwin down?)  (Hobo wars!)

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Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on September 26, 2015, 01:16:31 am
Why not just provide actual battles for the community instead of garbage XP battles that just waste time and resources? You could take the same silver and troops and attack a castle or something and provide for the game.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Schoi on September 26, 2015, 08:28:44 am
Why not just provide actual battles for the community instead of garbage XP battles that just waste time and resources? You could take the same silver and troops and attack a castle or something and provide for the game.

Yeah guys instead of land battles Tristan wants us to do disadvantage vs advantage siege XP battles instead.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on September 26, 2015, 09:45:46 am
Yeah guys instead of land battles Tristan wants us to do disadvantage vs advantage siege XP battles instead.
Field battles are boring as hell unless you're cav compared to sieges. If I wanted to do that I'd just join NA1.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: njames89 on September 26, 2015, 10:39:49 am
Don't come asking the faction defending their last 3 fiefs against a massive carebear alliance to provide battles.

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Though I do forgive you. In your situation, if I lacked the courage to fight like a man I might to the same.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: njames89 on September 26, 2015, 07:57:12 pm
That's a bit rich coming from you Heskeytime.

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Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: njames89 on September 26, 2015, 08:32:38 pm
I mean complaining about Acre has got to be the dankest meme of all no?
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: njames89 on September 27, 2015, 03:17:02 am
 :lol: Sure thing...
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Taser on September 27, 2015, 03:22:28 am
I'm the only "true" active. The others require like a hour of prodding to get 1 troop transfer done. Hence why we haven't done shit. Plus mortal bro's are playing mortal.

I can answer thee now.

Nvm then. Yeah if you're the only active and the other 4 are only active when you tell them to give troops to the castle, then I understand. I know that feel bro. At least being the only active member.

Hue.






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Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: MURDERTRON on September 30, 2015, 07:15:11 am
WHERES KESH
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on September 30, 2015, 08:05:32 am
I can answer thee now.

Nvm then. Yeah if you're the only active and the other 4 are only active when you tell them to give troops to the castle, then I understand. I know that feel bro. At least being the only active member.

Hue.

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What did you get muted for?
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Taser on September 30, 2015, 08:38:02 am
What did you get muted for?

Same things you and mcdeath got warnings for. Someone watching diplomacy and decided it was high time to enforce the rules cuz lulz. Either that or they dislike Hank hill and propane.
Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: ArysOakheart on September 30, 2015, 10:20:31 am
Same things you and mcdeath got warnings for. Someone watching diplomacy and decided it was high time to enforce the rules cuz lulz. Either that or they dislike Hank hill and propane.

Quit fucking up strat discussions with you your slaghorn fuckery. I hope i get a warning for this.

Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on October 02, 2015, 03:46:37 pm
As you are walking through the Strategus General Discussion halls you glimpse Gryphter out of the corner of your eye, sitting in a dark and sinister shaped church confessional, his knees to his chest, hair and clothes disheveled, covered in feces and other foul substances.. he rocks back and forth whispering to the shadows.

"Strat.....M..MM....More....Strat.."

His head cranes and twitches in your direction when he senses you looking at this desperate and depraved sight.. his blood shot eyes lock feverishly upon your own as a dangerous looking twisted smile reach his blistered lips.

"What Do Now Friend!?"

Title: Re: We Need Strat Battles - End the Drought
Post by: njames89 on October 02, 2015, 08:57:01 pm
James remarked that Grypther was a fuckin beauty, he then turned to Prince Matthew and spoke "Smokes now, let's go" as he snapped his fingers and gestured towards the prince.