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Title: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Ocera on September 17, 2015, 12:10:03 am
Here is a little guide on how to not invoke the wrath of knightmare/mure

1. Do not interact with him while he is fighting this will result in him TW/TK'ing you
2. Do not nudge him this will result in him Raging/tw'ing you.
3. Do play your best at all times and do not let him down by death this will result in Trolling/Raging
4. Do not Stand behind him at all...EVER!! this is important cause he is a platecrutching mauler of some kind this will result in him TW/TK'ing you.
5. Do not call him out at any point this result in a unrelenting hurricane of abuse..Becuse mad.

Follow this 5 simple rules to enjoy our NA_1 & Strat experience, Else he will Ruin your day and/or Ass.

 :twisted:
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: _Zetan_ on September 17, 2015, 03:41:05 am
LOL
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Albus on September 17, 2015, 04:18:32 am
As someone who hangs out with him in TS all the time, I can confirm that this is true.  :lol:
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Novamere on September 17, 2015, 04:21:43 am
O god this made me laugh who is Ocera though?
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Nightingale on September 17, 2015, 04:42:38 am
Someone that interacted with you while you were fighting, nudged you, didn't try hard enough, stood behind you, and asked why you tk'd him.
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Novamere on September 17, 2015, 05:01:20 am
Quote from: Nightingale on September 17, 2015, 04:42:38 am
Someone that interacted with you while you were fighting, nudged you, didn't try hard enough, stood behind you, and asked why you tk'd him.

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on September 17, 2015, 05:05:35 am
Just do what I do and hit him with your own maul from behind  :wink:

Also I'm pretty sure thats Nathan/McSanders. Or some Acre guy
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Novamere on September 17, 2015, 05:50:00 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on September 17, 2015, 05:05:35 am
Just do what I do and hit him with your own maul from behind  :wink:

Also I'm pretty sure thats Nathan/McSanders. Or some Acre guy

haha i bet after all the rage i throw in acre TS
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: njames89 on September 17, 2015, 05:59:53 am
It is funny the amount of times I have said "Don't worry hes like that to everyone"
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: chesterotab on September 17, 2015, 08:01:57 am
I think Knightmare is a pretty cool guy. Eh threatens people online and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Novamere on September 17, 2015, 08:44:28 am
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hahahahaha omg i always wondered if someone took screenshots of all my shit talk and rage and QQ and all that hahahahaha thank you chester!
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on September 17, 2015, 10:01:11 am
Quote from: chesterotab on September 17, 2015, 08:01:57 am
I think Knightmare is a pretty cool guy. Eh threatens people online and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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Knightmare is the shit talker I want to be some day
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Macropus on September 17, 2015, 12:42:06 pm
Sounds like an NA improved version of Xesta.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: cup457 on September 17, 2015, 03:51:10 pm
ive been shit talking since 2012 and it seems people just ignore me now
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: woody on September 17, 2015, 05:53:59 pm
I only ever encountered him in a strat battle where he teamwounded and killed me several times whilst somehow maintaining, until I muted him, a constant stream of abuse about arsehole nubs teamhitting him. Either he was trying to be funny or he has a major malfunction.
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Zeus_ on September 17, 2015, 05:55:59 pm
Quote from: woody on September 17, 2015, 05:53:59 pm
I only ever encountered him in a strat battle where he teamwounded and killed me several times whilst somehow maintaining, until I muted him, a constant stream of abuse about arsehole nubs teamhitting him. Either he was trying to be funny or he has a major malfunction.

Obviously people who shit-talk are serious 100% of the time.

Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: BlackxBird on September 17, 2015, 05:57:15 pm
really many ppl do that. Those are the tryhards who want to get every kill they can have. They don't care about teamhitting others, more like it is they walk in their way lol. And when there are like 4 teammates beside them they fucking go yolo and dance around the enemy xD. I did not really watch knightmare playing already, but it sounds like he is one of them :D

happens to me a shitton of times also, when Im like I got intelligent teammates around me who try to let the big badass str whore one hit him instead of hiting him as a agi whore 5 times :D
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: _Zetan_ on September 17, 2015, 06:02:55 pm
Quote from: chesterotab on September 17, 2015, 08:01:57 am
I think Knightmare is a pretty cool guy. Eh threatens people online and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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LOL I just pissed myself laughing lol
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Novamere on September 17, 2015, 06:05:36 pm
Im sure this thread has given so many people laughs, i almost peed my pants reading it the first time i laughed so hard haha. The best part about this is i have never been ban threaded for the shit i say and i think its cause literally 100% of the community knows im just a hardcore ragging QQing pussy bundle of sticks and i dont actually mean any of the stuff i say so they just think its funny as shit, Especially in teamspeak.
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: pogosan on September 17, 2015, 06:35:17 pm
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Utrakil on September 17, 2015, 06:47:46 pm
Quote from: pogosan on September 17, 2015, 06:35:17 pm
It's hanged, not hung.
where is your english from?
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: pogosan on September 17, 2015, 06:50:37 pm
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Utrakil on September 17, 2015, 07:02:49 pm
I guess today I learned something new.
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Nightingale on September 17, 2015, 07:17:49 pm
Quote from: pogosan on September 17, 2015, 06:35:17 pm
It's hanged, not hung.

proper or not hanged doesn't sound or feel right in comparison.
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Bronto on September 17, 2015, 07:23:11 pm
Quote from: Nightingale on September 17, 2015, 07:17:49 pm
proper or not hanged doesn't sound or feel right in comparison.

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Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: ARN_ on September 17, 2015, 07:24:05 pm
Rekt him on na1 and on a strat battle, he told me to kill myself. He is like the mutated American love child of Xesta and GTX.

10/10 would rek again
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Novamere on September 17, 2015, 08:03:08 pm
Quote from: ARN_ on September 17, 2015, 07:24:05 pm
Rekt him on na1 and on a strat battle, he told me to kill myself. He is like the mutated American love child of Xesta and GTX.

10/10 would rek again

Lies i have never heard of this guy let alone die to some EU scrub, its impossible.
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 18, 2015, 01:29:07 am
Quote from: Nightingale on September 17, 2015, 07:17:49 pm
proper or not hanged doesn't sound or feel right in comparison.

get hang't bithc
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Horns_Archive on September 18, 2015, 03:28:09 am
I had a solid 20+ chat picture of max/knightmare/whatever raging his tits off. Sadly, twas lost when I got black out drunk and corrupted windows. GG Bacardi.
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: njames89 on September 18, 2015, 03:43:12 am
Quote from: Horns on September 18, 2015, 03:28:09 am
I had a solid 20+ chat picture of max/knightmare/whatever raging his tits off. Sadly, twas lost when I got black out drunk and corrupted windows. GG Bacardi.

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REST IN PEACE SWEET COMPY

Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 18, 2015, 06:03:53 am
HEY PLAGUE NICE AUTOBLOCK M8
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Novamere on September 18, 2015, 04:09:35 pm
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on September 18, 2015, 06:03:53 am
HEY PLAGUE NICE AUTOBLOCK M8

Even now that i dont autoblock anymore im still 100000000x better then your shit ass, that says alot bro.
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Havelle on September 18, 2015, 06:58:01 pm
Quote from: Novamere on September 18, 2015, 04:09:35 pm
Even now that i dont autoblock anymore im still 100000000x better then your shit ass, that says alot bro.

Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Smoothrich on September 18, 2015, 07:30:37 pm
anyone who has 5000 hours played in warband as a pubstomper 2hander who knows no clan but their own and no team but the winning one can relate to the crybaby OP's slander towards knightmare. tk'ing pussy pikemen trying to "help" by killstealing their teammates with teamwounds in the back and trolling the naive pubbies in chat trying to communicate in any way besides insulting their own team is all ways that keep us focused on maximizing KD potential in the half a map we play before alt+f4ing in disgust to play better games or do drugs/have sex IRL. RIP SpookIsland etc
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Novamere on September 18, 2015, 07:31:47 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on September 18, 2015, 07:30:37 pm
anyone who has 5000 hours played in warband as a pubstomper 2hander who knows no clan but their own and no team but the winning one can relate to the crybaby OP's slander towards knightmare. tk'ing pussy pikemen trying to "help" by killstealing their teammates with teamwounds in the back and trolling the naive pubbies in chat trying to communicate in any way besides insulting their own team is all ways that keep us focused on maximizing KD potential in the half a map we play before alt+f4ing in disgust to play better games or do drugs/have sex IRL. RIP SpookIsland etc

hahahaha thank you for gracing us with your presence and post  :D
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Novamere on September 18, 2015, 07:33:32 pm
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My kid can beat up your kid
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on September 18, 2015, 07:35:46 pm
Quote from: Smoothrich on September 18, 2015, 07:30:37 pm
anyone who has 5000 hours played in warband as a pubstomper 2hander who knows no clan but their own and no team but the winning one can relate to the crybaby OP's slander towards knightmare. tk'ing pussy pikemen trying to "help" by killstealing their teammates with teamwounds in the back and trolling the naive pubbies in chat trying to communicate in any way besides insulting their own team is all ways that keep us focused on maximizing KD potential in the half a map we play before alt+f4ing in disgust to play better games or do drugs/have sex IRL. RIP SpookIsland etc
Hey Smoothrich Canary is back now, maybe you guys can finally have your duel
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Rando on September 18, 2015, 08:30:52 pm
Knightmare is a little extreme on this type of shit - but he isn't that way for no reason. I can't even remember how many times we had to shout "DON'T FUCKING STAND BEHIND THE MAULERS" in my few strat battles. People constantly get in the way in this game, and it's very tempting to just tell people to fuck off if they aren't actually helping.
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on September 19, 2015, 06:10:38 am
Quote from: Novamere on September 18, 2015, 04:09:35 pm
Even now that i dont autoblock anymore im still 100000000x better then your shit ass, that says alot bro.

I wasn't even playing (or maybe playing but not paying attention to anything) when you were autoblocking, I just say that shit because you're always like "no dude I never autoblocked :^)"

probably never gonna do it again, it isn't worthwhile unless you're backpedalling through text tbh

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Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Ocera on February 03, 2016, 05:10:35 pm
Well considering Crpg is becoming alive again, just a little bump for a heads up to the new players when they meet Novamere/Fatmere.
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: POOPHAMMER on February 03, 2016, 06:31:27 pm
Quote from: Havelle on September 18, 2015, 06:58:01 pm

uploaded 13 days before your post

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alright which crpg player is this come clean now
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Novamere on February 03, 2016, 09:30:55 pm
haha
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Delson on February 05, 2016, 09:36:31 pm
Quote from: Malevolence on February 03, 2016, 06:31:27 pm
uploaded 13 days before your post

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alright which crpg player is this come clean now

Its knightmere duh, or Timothy
Title: Re: How to Teamplay with Knightmare
Post by: Dionysus on February 05, 2016, 11:10:59 pm
Quote from: pogosan on September 17, 2015, 06:50:37 pm
http://grammarist.com/usage/hanged-hung/

Not original source of this particular knowledge for me though.

Ah, prescriptivism. The climate change deniers of language. The difference between "hanged" and "hung" is a distinction of a verb categories in Germanic languages. There are weak verbs (regular verbs) and strong verbs (irregular verbs). When Germanic language speakers change the tense of these verbs, weak verbs get a (dental) suffix similar to -ed, and strong verbs undergo a stem vowel change known as Ablaut (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_strong_verb), or apophony (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophony). The verbs notoriously switch categories over time, and it's a process which has been happening for more than 2,000 years. Funny thing is everyone still understand each other just fine.

P.S. Reading this thread made me realize that I'm Knightmare, so I'm going to do a serious reevaluation of my life and will hopefully not kill myself.