I watched through all these like a week ago, think theres 5 parts total. Oxhorn is a genius.
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: Umbra on June 27, 2015, 01:30:11 pm
Some at the top of my head
Jebem ti mater (I fuck your mother) Jebo ti pas mater (May a dog fuck your mother) Odi u picku materinu (Go to your mothers cunt) Steram te u tri picke materine (Ill make you go to tri cunts of your mother- with haste) Bog te jebo (God fucked you) Jebo sliku svoju (Fuck your own picture) Jebeni/a + Kretenu, budalo, idiote, debilu, imbecilu (all variations of extremely fucking dumb) Mollys favourite - Jebo ti Alah mater (Alah will fuck your mother) Isusa ti Krvavog (Bloody Jesus) Pedercino (bundle of sticks) Seljačino neodgojena (Literal translation is unmannered peasant, its used when someone is being an obnoxious cunt) Tovar (Means ass, as in the animal, derogatory term inland people call dalmatians) Jel te stislo pičko? (Is your asshole tight you cunt? It means: Are you scared?) Šupčino (you are an asshole) Šupak, Šonjo (craven, coward) Puši kurac (Suck my dick) Puši kurac jebena pederčino (Suck my dick you fucking bundle of sticks) Nabijem te na kurac, or Nabijem te for short (I will impale you on my dick)
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: Sharpe on June 27, 2015, 02:15:00 pm
Thundercunt Fuckhead Cockface Cuntermen (Specific to my area, means uneducated white trash)
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: Umbra on June 27, 2015, 02:29:35 pm
Honorable mention: jebem te u tri silosa zita, u svakom zitu tri picke materine.
I fuck you in 3 silos of wheat, in every grain there are three cunts of your mother.
Thats a lot of your mothers cunts.
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: WarLord on June 27, 2015, 02:36:38 pm
Hurensohn - Son of a whore :lol:
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: Clockworkkiller on June 27, 2015, 07:14:08 pm
Jebem ti mater (I fuck your mother) Jebo ti pas mater (May a dog fuck your mother) Odi u picku materinu (Go to your mothers cunt) Steram te u tri picke materine (Ill make you go to tri cunts of your mother- with haste) Bog te jebo (God fucked you) Jebo sliku svoju (Fuck your own picture) Jebeni/a + Kretenu, budalo, idiote, debilu, imbecilu (all variations of extremely fucking dumb) Mollys favourite - Jebo ti Alah mater (Alah will fuck your mother) Isusa ti Krvavog (Bloody Jesus) Pedercino (bundle of sticks) Seljačino neodgojena (Literal translation is unmannered peasant, its used when someone is being an obnoxious cunt) Tovar (Means ass, as in the animal, derogatory term inland people call dalmatians) Jel te stislo pičko? (Is your asshole tight you cunt? It means: Are you scared?) Šupčino (you are an asshole) Šupak, Šonjo (craven, coward) Puši kurac (Suck my dick) Puši kurac jebena pederčino (Suck my dick you fucking bundle of sticks) Nabijem te na kurac, or Nabijem te for short (I will impale you on my dick)
80% of these are my fetish
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 28, 2015, 04:12:03 am
FILHO DA PUTAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: mcdeath on June 28, 2015, 04:28:13 am
My favorite phrase when someone won't shut up is "yeah, keep opening your cock holster"
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: JennaHaze on June 28, 2015, 01:03:53 pm
ibne, top (my old friendot)
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: Vovka on June 28, 2015, 03:07:32 pm
ahah love dat minus from xant :lol:
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: Xant on June 28, 2015, 03:39:56 pm
. Filho da puta - Son of a bitch . Vai pró caralho - N/A . Merda - Shit . Vai apanhar no cú - Go get ass fucked . Puta que te pariu - "whore that gave you birth" . Vai-te foder - Go fuck yourself
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on July 02, 2015, 09:57:58 pm
Schattenparker (A pussy. Literary a guy who is parking his car only in shadowy places, so the inside won't be too hot when he gets back in.)
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 03, 2015, 03:44:17 pm
Quebec French profanities (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_French_profanity), known as sacres (singular: sacre; French: sacrer, "to consecrate"), are words and expressions related to Catholicism and its liturgy which are used as strong profanities in Quebec French. Sacres are considered stronger than the foul expressions common to standard French which center on sex and excrement (such as merde, "shit"). For other French-speakers sacres have no meaning at all.
baptême: "baptism" calisse (calice): "chalice" calvaire: "Calvary" ciboire: "ciborium" or "pyx", receptacles in which the host is stored crisse (Christ): "Christ" maudit: "damn" osti (hostie): "host" sacrament (sacrement): "Sacrament" simonaque (simoniaque): from the sin of simony tabarnak (tabernacle): "tabernacle" viarge (vierge): "the Virgin Mary" mauzus (moses): "Moses"
Mon tabarnak j'vais te décalisser la yeule, calice: Décalisser means "to fuck up something"; yeule comes from the derived noun gueule which refers to an animal's throat or maw, in a harsher way. The whole sentence means "Motherfucker I'm gonna fuck you up as fuck".
Criss de calice de tabarnak d'osti de sacrament: Expressive of extreme anger.
J'MEN CALICE!!!: Denotes extreme apathy, similar to English "I don't give a fuck". J'men calice des politiciens.
Osti de tabarnak de calice: Very strong expression of anger. Can also be used as a descriptive phrase expressing anger or derision: Osti de tabarnak de calice, c'est pas possible comment que t'es cave.
Osti d'épais de marde!: Expression of anger aimed at someone, épais is used as a derogatory term meaning "idiot". Osti is used to convey extreme anger and de marde which means "of shit" is used to place emphasis on the idiocy of the person it is aimed at.
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: Umbra on July 06, 2015, 03:42:18 pm
Last post was profanity, now for some curses:
Dabogda ti konj krvavim qrcem na majcinom grobu sestru jebo. ( I wish a horse would fuck your sister with a bloody cock over your mothers grave) Dabogda ti djeca hodala unatraške. (May your childern walk bakwards) Dabogda te policija crtala kredom po autoputu. (I wish the police drew you with chalk on the highway) Daboda ti kuca bila na CNN-u. (Remnant from the war - I wish your house was on CNN. Implying it was destroyed)
Dabogda te majka u cevapu prepoznala. (May your mother recognize you in a cevap (http://www.magazin.ba/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/domaci-cevapi.jpg)) Dabog da ti se svinje ugušile od smrada u kući ( I wish that pigs choked on the stink in your house) Dabogda ti vatrogasci oko kuće kolo igrali ( May firemen dance around your house ) Dabog da plaćao einsteinove račune za plin ( I wish you payed Hitlers gas bills)
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: Kafein on July 07, 2015, 09:23:04 pm
Schattenparker (A pussy. Literary a guy who is parking his car only in shadowy places, so the inside won't be too hot when he gets back in.)
I understand why this is a German word and not say, a Spanish one.
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: Utrakil on July 07, 2015, 10:28:07 pm
same goes for " Warmduscher". [someone who showers with warm water]
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: Macropus on July 08, 2015, 12:00:42 am
"Down" actually has been a pretty much russian word for many years now, it means "A guy with down syndrome", "Idiot", "Stupid guy". Not sure if it's used in the same way anywhere else.
Title: Re: The great thread of swear words
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 08, 2015, 02:40:08 am
I remember hearing an anecdote about an English speaking guy who visited Turkey. His friend/host took him to a market to sample all kinds of Turkish food, and the English speaker saw some lovely looking perfectly ripe peaches. He said to his friend (in English) "Can we get some peaches to have with dinner?" and the Turkish guy got super freaked out and kept saying "You can't say that word here! It's a very bad word! Don't say it again!" The English speaker had no idea what bad word he said.
The Turkish word piç sounds almost exactly like the English word "peach." It means bastard, and "bastard" is a much stronger insult in Turkish than it is in English. It's up there with motherfucker and cunt (American/British cunt, not Australian cunt. that's a whole 'nother cunt). The English "bastard" is so tame we barely even use it any more.
Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this, Turk forum buddies. I don't remember all the details of the story 100% but I checked google translate and piç does mean bastard in Turkish at least :)
I remember hearing an anecdote about an English speaking guy who visited Turkey. His friend/host took him to a market to sample all kinds of Turkish food, and the English speaker saw some lovely looking perfectly ripe peaches. He said to his friend (in English) "Can we get some peaches to have with dinner?" and the Turkish guy got super freaked out and kept saying "You can't say that word here! It's a very bad word! Don't say it again!" The English speaker had no idea what bad word he said.
The Turkish word piç sounds almost exactly like the English word "peach." It means bastard, and "bastard" is a much stronger insult in Turkish than it is in English. It's up there with motherfucker and cunt (American/British cunt, not Australian cunt. that's a whole 'nother cunt). The English "bastard" is so tame we barely even use it any more.
Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this, Turk forum buddies. I don't remember all the details of the story 100% but I checked google translate and piç does mean bastard in Turkish at least :)