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Title: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: the real god emperor on April 18, 2015, 08:11:38 pm
1 Euro is about 3₺ ;

In outer İstanbul;

Eat 3 simits
Eat a portion of börek
Eat chicken döner
Eat çiğ köfte
Travel in city with a bus
Have 6 bottles of water!
Go to a Pc cafe
Buy smuggled books
Buy smuggled cigars
Take a shit in a public restroom
Buy 3 loafs of bread.

Fill this thread
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Christo on April 18, 2015, 08:15:34 pm
stay home
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: the real god emperor on April 18, 2015, 08:19:17 pm
stay home

Do you live in Dubai
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: [ptx] on April 18, 2015, 08:27:48 pm
Have a beer.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Xant on April 18, 2015, 08:39:22 pm
On a somewhat related note, 1 euro = 1 dollar, pretty much. When the fuck did that happen? Was checking the dollar price for GTA 5 and was like "ok, 28 dollars, so it's gonna be like 35 euros" but no, was 29 euros and change.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: WarLord on April 18, 2015, 08:58:50 pm
1 Euro? Nothing. You literally can't buy anything with 1 Euro.
Oh wait, you can buy a poststamp, only 62 to 85 Cent.
So, what can you do? Send a letter to someone. Thats pretty much it.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Casul on April 18, 2015, 09:10:19 pm
lower Austria, Danube

1/4 chicken döner...
2-3 bread rolls
(click to show/hide)
1 cheeseburger
about 0.7l fuel
pretty much a busticket to the city (in average)
4 water bottles, 0.5l
as warlord said, max 2 poststamps
1 scoop of ice cream.
newspaper on sunday


Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 18, 2015, 09:23:54 pm
On a somewhat related note, 1 euro = 1 dollar, pretty much. When the fuck did that happen? Was checking the dollar price for GTA 5 and was like "ok, 28 dollars, so it's gonna be like 35 euros" but no, was 29 euros and change.

Yeah I had no idea they had become almost equal. Weird.

That means that here in New York state (not City), you can buy:

2 lbs of bananas
three postage stamps (suck it warlord and cassia!!!)
5 piece pack of gum
1/3 lb of hamburger meat
disgusting 24oz can of 8% ABV beer
pasta (enough for 5-6 servings)

things you cant buy for $1 that others have listed:
newspaper ($4.00 or more)
cheeseburger (even mcdonalds burger is $1.50)
chicken doner ($6 or more for something like that)
bus ticket ($2 minimum)
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Leesin on April 18, 2015, 09:33:42 pm
72 pence... value range products in big supermarkets lol
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: DonNicko on April 18, 2015, 09:34:59 pm
In Russia you can live 5 days for 1 euro. Oh now euro/rubble is going down so only 4 days
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Son Of Odin on April 18, 2015, 10:16:08 pm
stay home

Pretty much what you can do with 1€ in Finland.. You might get a coffee for 1€, but not necessarily :D.

Have a beer.

Oh goddamit... If only...
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Miwiw on April 18, 2015, 11:04:50 pm
Uhm.. not much,

a bottle of water, cheap water!
3 to 4 (if cheap) Brötchen, usually 25c per otherwise you take old ones

Not a beer (at least 1,20€ if you're really lucky, otherwise around 1,60€), not a bread (3-4€), not a Cheese Burger (usually 1,35€), not a chocolate bar (should be over 1€)

Oh, you could beg! Or if you live near a McDonalds you could get a Hamburger.
ya, no coffee. At least not proper coffee

1 Euro? Nothing. You literally can't buy anything with 1 Euro.
Oh wait, you can buy a poststamp, only 62 to 85 Cent.
So, what can you do? Send a letter to someone. Thats pretty much it.  :mrgreen:

Will be difficult if you're not prepared. You need paper and a pen as well to write a letter. Or a postcard and a pen, but postcards are above 1€ :P
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Algarn on April 19, 2015, 12:06:50 am
You can get a baguette for 0.90, unless it did go up again.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Kafein on April 19, 2015, 12:10:28 am
On a somewhat related note, 1 euro = 1 dollar, pretty much. When the fuck did that happen? Was checking the dollar price for GTA 5 and was like "ok, 28 dollars, so it's gonna be like 35 euros" but no, was 29 euros and change.

Even though yes now euro almost equals dollar, euro used to be stronger, not weaker (28 dollars would have been 24 euros and change). Anyways video game prices already applied this equivalence (thus shafting europeans).

With 1 euro I can buy any one thing in most snack distributors i.e. potato chips.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Vibe on April 19, 2015, 12:12:42 am
ur mom
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Gravoth_iii on April 19, 2015, 12:25:17 am
Nothing really, buy a small can of beer maybe.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Christo on April 19, 2015, 12:41:06 am
cry
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Gurnisson on April 19, 2015, 12:58:47 am
Exchange it for some norwegian money.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: LordBerenger on April 19, 2015, 01:20:21 am
You can get a baguette for 0.90, unless it did go up again.

Id rather have a croissant
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: pogosan on April 19, 2015, 01:29:27 am
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Nightmare798 on April 19, 2015, 03:50:29 am
A hot dog
Packet of low grade condoms
Few snacks
Public transportation (except taxi)
Bottle of brand cola
Extreme sale basket things like old movies and bad video games
A pair of socks
A liter of gas
One shot of vodka
3 bottles of low grade beer
4 rides on those big toys in supermarkets.
One roll of duct tape (FUCKING MANDATORY)

Many other things, but its late at my place, and I have no other ideas.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 19, 2015, 04:44:44 am
You guys have 1€ stores like we have $1 stores, right? Where everything is shitty or old almost-expired stock and it's all 1 dollar?

Things I buy from the dollar store:
mexican peanuts (covered in chili and lime)
no-name energy drink
shitty all-purpose cleaner
sponges for doing dishes
lil plastic toy dinosaurs (for witchcraft jr)
dog treats
canned vegetables
glass cups

Things the dollar store sells that I will NEVER buy:
frozen clam strips
clothes
condoms
pregnancy test
no-name AA and AAA batteries
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: POOPHAMMER on April 19, 2015, 06:57:21 am
I cant do shit with 1 euro in my city I tried this and they just looked at me funny and wouldnt take it
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Xant on April 19, 2015, 07:11:02 am
(witchcraft jr)

Things the dollar store sells that I will NEVER buy:
condoms
Bad experiences?
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Beauchamp on April 19, 2015, 12:16:36 pm
1 dollar or 60 rubles :)
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: the real god emperor on April 19, 2015, 12:30:35 pm
ur mom

i crieded
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: lombardsoup on April 19, 2015, 01:34:34 pm
You guys have 1€ stores like we have $1 stores, right? Where everything is shitty or old almost-expired stock and it's all 1 dollar?

There's a dollar store in my area that actually restocks on a regular basis and has a selection beyond what you listed.  There's even fresh produce.  Kinda scary.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: jtobiasm on April 19, 2015, 01:45:18 pm
owt from quid shop
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Miwiw on April 19, 2015, 01:51:39 pm
You guys have 1€ stores like we have $1 stores, right? Where everything is shitty or old almost-expired stock and it's all 1 dollar?

Ye, but the 1€ shop in my city is selling most stuff for more than 1€. They dont really care about their name.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Richyy on April 19, 2015, 02:40:38 pm
In Israel 1 Euro=4 shekels, i can buy a gum.... fucking jews
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 19, 2015, 02:54:15 pm

(witchcraft jr)

Things the dollar store sells that I will NEVER buy:
condoms

Bad experiences?

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Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Torost on April 19, 2015, 03:41:13 pm
8 plastic grocerybags from the supermarket.
or maybe a potato or two.

nothing drinkable , not even water. No candy or gum.

Oslo
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Kalitorian on April 19, 2015, 04:11:47 pm
One beer in my local Biergarten (literally it means "beer garden" = place where Germans and Austrians go to get drunk outdoors)
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Nightmare798 on April 19, 2015, 06:38:04 pm
Bad experiences?

They seem to blow up more frequently than before when you try to inflate them and use as baloons...

8 plastic grocerybags from the supermarket.
or maybe a potato or two.

nothing drinkable , not even water. No candy or gum.

Oslo

What the ever living fuck? You cant even buy bottled water for one euro? What the heck is the average pay around there?
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Bittersteel on April 19, 2015, 06:50:38 pm
They seem to blow up more frequently than before when you try to inflate them and use as baloons...

What the ever living fuck? You cant even buy bottled water for one euro? What the heck is the average pay around there?


1 million dollars
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: the real god emperor on April 19, 2015, 07:38:02 pm
8 plastic grocerybags from the supermarket.
or maybe a potato or two.

nothing drinkable , not even water. No candy or gum.

Oslo

Well, you can always go to the fjords and lick some ice

#yolo
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: AwesomeHail on April 19, 2015, 10:29:07 pm
3 cigs at a local coffeeshop
2-3 low class chocolate bars
one packet of stroopwafels
multiple kinds of cookies and candies
two cans of cheap bear (last time I checked it was like 50 cents per 0.5L can)
something else to drink
chips

Hilversum, The Netherlands
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Jona on April 20, 2015, 01:25:46 am
(Excluding tax, assuming 1EUR= 1USD)

- Anything at a local dollar store
- Plenty of cheap produce at the grocery store, as well as smaller items like yogurt, individual snack bars, etc.
- A bottle of water/soft drink if you're lucky, although those usually cost $1.20 - $1.50.
- A cheap toothbrush/ other chintzy supplies that are decent for traveling so you can just toss them after you're done
- A bag of chips/other small snack to go with lunch, although like bottles of water those are usually a little over a dollar

Troy



Edit: Just googled it and it turns out that 1EUR is equal to exactly $1.08, and I've got 8% sales tax where I live, so you can neglect my first statement.  :)
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 20, 2015, 05:04:00 am
You can buy a lot for 1 dollar, if you know what to look for.

Man, from 1.6 to 1.08 exchange rate. Oh how EU has fallen.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Nightmare798 on April 20, 2015, 05:14:40 am
You can buy a lot for 1 dollar, if you know what to look for.

Man, from 1.6 to 1.08 exchange rate. Oh how EU has fallen.

Works for me, EU falling means I can purchase more for less.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 20, 2015, 11:41:14 am
1 euro?

A glass of free water.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Casimir on April 20, 2015, 02:22:49 pm
two cans of cheap bear (last time I checked it was like 50 cents per 0.5L can)

dis da shit u want

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Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Vovka on April 21, 2015, 11:12:39 am
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 :P
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Falka on April 21, 2015, 05:55:20 pm
You can buy a lot for 1 dollar, if you know what to look for.

Man, from 1.6 to 1.08 exchange rate. Oh how EU has fallen.

Weaker euro -> european products are cheaper -> bigger export. Sounds good to me.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Siiem on April 21, 2015, 06:34:40 pm
Apply for bankruptcy, join ISIS, exact vengeance on the jews.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 22, 2015, 02:22:39 am
Apply for bankruptcy, join ISIS, exact vengeance on the jews.

pls dont post my facebook upates here

thx
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Leshma on April 22, 2015, 02:36:30 am
Pfff, ALL THE FREE WATER I CAN DRINK!

Water isn't free, it costs money to purify it. Those who give it out for free without hidden agenda are last living communists on this planet.
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Tagora on April 22, 2015, 02:37:53 am
Water isn't free, it costs money to purify it. Those who give it out for free without hidden agenda are last living communists on this planet.
I KNOW THE WATER IN AMERICA IS FREE AND IT HAS FLUORIDE IN IT WHICH THEY USE TO CONTROL OUR THOUGHTS
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Vovka on April 22, 2015, 01:33:16 pm
I KNOW THE WATER IN AMERICA IS FREE AND IT HAS FLUORIDE IN IT WHICH THEY USE TO CONTROL OUR THOUGHTS
  I heard that America is so rich that in certain states they even adds natural gas and petroleum products in drinking water and absolutely free of charge for the residents!
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: FleetFox on April 22, 2015, 04:36:35 pm
  I heard that America is so rich that in certain states they even adds natural gas and petroleum products in drinking water and absolutely free of charge for the residents!

Yeah man, great for party tricks i heard, putting a lighter to a running tap :D
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: lombardsoup on April 22, 2015, 04:41:03 pm
  I heard that America is so rich that in certain states they even adds natural gas and petroleum products in drinking water and absolutely free of charge for the residents!

In all seriousness its not bad, unless you're in California where the population can't properly manage their water supply  :lol:
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 22, 2015, 11:53:49 pm
When I go to a place, say 'water plz', get water and don't get charged money for it, that water is free within the terms of what 'I' can do with 1 EUR in my city.

Once again I congratulate a point that would otherwise be excellent if it were in any way related to the topic.

By the same logic, you could piss into your own mouth "in your city for 1 EUR."
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: the real god emperor on April 23, 2015, 11:51:05 am
'What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?'

There is no reason why pissing in your own mouth doesn't fit that criteria. Unless you need to buy a cup to do it cos you aren't that flexible

Or you can piss into air and open your mouth upwards

No cups no back hurts
Title: Re: What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
Post by: Tore on April 23, 2015, 06:40:04 pm
>What can you do with 1 EUR in your city?
stick it up ur ass