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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Arthur_ on March 21, 2015, 09:34:30 pm

Title: So it begins...
Post by: Arthur_ on March 21, 2015, 09:34:30 pm
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Post by: Viriathus on March 21, 2015, 10:25:03 pm
EU2 on conquest.... dont believe the hype
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Post by: //saxon on March 21, 2015, 11:52:30 pm
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Post by: Asheram on March 22, 2015, 12:06:46 am
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Post by: Kadeth on March 22, 2015, 08:58:47 am
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I hit one of those with my car once =^(

rip
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 22, 2015, 07:53:47 pm
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Dude, why are all kangaroos fucking jacked?  I have tried to find an answer in the past but if you google any variation of "kangaroos are ripped" or "jacked kangaroos" you get a million people asking the same question with no answer. They just are. All kangaroos are juiced as hell.
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Post by: BlindGuy on March 22, 2015, 08:03:02 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on March 22, 2015, 07:53:47 pm
Dude, why are all kangaroos fucking jacked?  I have tried to find an answer in the past but if you google any variation of "kangaroos are ripped" or "jacked kangaroos" you get a million people asking the same question with no answer. They just are. All kangaroos are juiced as hell.

YOU try surviving in 'Stralia without being rock hard, mate.
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Post by: Viriathus on March 22, 2015, 08:08:51 pm
Da streets in Australia, crippin, gang violence in Australia





But put this tune on:
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Post by: Porthos on March 22, 2015, 08:13:33 pm
wow this is more epic than the whole gtx/xesta fight was.
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Post by: Jona on March 22, 2015, 08:26:06 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on March 22, 2015, 07:53:47 pm
Dude, why are all kangaroos fucking jacked?  I have tried to find an answer in the past but if you google any variation of "kangaroos are ripped" or "jacked kangaroos" you get a million people asking the same question with no answer. They just are. All kangaroos are juiced as hell.

The answer is obvious, they're all professional MMA fighters, duh.

Quote from: Kadeth on March 22, 2015, 08:58:47 am
I hit one of those with my car once =^(

rip

RIP your car, right? That mofuggah probably flipped you the bird and kept on walking hopping while your car was completely totaled.
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Post by: Macropus on March 22, 2015, 08:28:17 pm
I like where this thread is going.  8-)
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Post by: Viriathus on March 22, 2015, 08:31:11 pm
Kangaroo Crpg, just kangaroos fighting, that would be ballanced for sure.
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Post by: Jona on March 22, 2015, 08:32:46 pm
Quote from: Viriathus on March 22, 2015, 08:31:11 pm
Kangaroo Crpg, just kangaroos fighting, that would be ballanced for sure.

Left click, punch. Right click, kick. No blocking, kangaroos ain't pussies.
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Post by: Viriathus on March 22, 2015, 10:45:07 pm
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Post by: Kadeth on March 22, 2015, 11:42:57 pm
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what's so funny about roos anyway?
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Post by: Bronto on March 23, 2015, 02:29:59 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on March 22, 2015, 07:53:47 pm
Dude, why are all kangaroos fucking jacked?  I have tried to find an answer in the past but if you google any variation of "kangaroos are ripped" or "jacked kangaroos" you get a million people asking the same question with no answer. They just are. All kangaroos are juiced as hell.

I don't know why I researched this but here is your answer. It's all about giving females the D.

"They identified several possible criteria for sexual attractiveness and found the size of a male kangaroo's forearms was a key factor in their ability to find and keep mates.

"Forelimb measurements showed that whereas female musculature growth was proportional to body size, male musculature was overwhelmingly exaggerated," Dr Warburton said.

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Source: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-24/research-shows-link-between-kangaroo-arm-muscles-and-their-fema/4840710
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on March 25, 2015, 01:40:47 am
Quote from: Bronto on March 23, 2015, 02:29:59 pm
I don't know why I researched this but here is your answer. It's all about giving females the D.

"They identified several possible criteria for sexual attractiveness and found the size of a male kangaroo's forearms was a key factor in their ability to find and keep mates.

just like us, jus like humens

rly makes u think . . .
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Post by: Macbeth3 on March 25, 2015, 02:34:09 am
I like roos :3
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Post by: F i n on March 25, 2015, 09:24:01 am
Quote from: Viriathus on March 22, 2015, 08:08:51 pm
Da streets in Australia, crippin, gang violence in Australia





But put this tune on:


lol i prefer the original soundtrack.
Title: Re: So it begins...
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 15, 2015, 06:42:20 am
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on March 22, 2015, 07:53:47 pm
Dude, why are all kangaroos fucking jacked?  I have tried to find an answer in the past but if you google any variation of "kangaroos are ripped" or "jacked kangaroos" you get a million people asking the same question with no answer. They just are. All kangaroos are juiced as hell.

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Post by: Paul on April 15, 2015, 12:49:59 pm
There is no real outer selection pressure like from a predator so nature can go full retard here. Just like with human.
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Post by: Macropus on April 15, 2015, 01:28:07 pm
Quote from: Paul on April 15, 2015, 12:49:59 pm
There is no real outer selection pressure like from a predator so nature can go full retard here. Just like with human.
Except that humankind had to deal with shitloads of predators, which made us develop so quickly in the first place. And human is a wonderful creacture, and the best proof is that someone of our kind invented computers, then someone invented internet, and then chadz made cRPG. Beat that, kangaroos.
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Post by: Bronto on April 15, 2015, 02:35:05 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on April 15, 2015, 06:42:20 am
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OH MY GOD! The best part on that cover, is "how to eat the hooves"! I think I died.