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Title: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: POOPHAMMER on December 01, 2014, 11:00:35 pm
thanks
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Post by: Mae. on December 01, 2014, 11:02:14 pm
pls
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Post by: affare on December 01, 2014, 11:10:50 pm
plz
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Post by: Grumbs on December 01, 2014, 11:12:25 pm
No. NA need to get cultured on EU
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Post by: lombardsoup on December 01, 2014, 11:30:10 pm
Keep em down
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Post by: Leshma on December 01, 2014, 11:41:08 pm
This was rather anticlimactic. NA servers down yet we can't get more than 60 players on either EU1 or EU2.
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Post by: lombardsoup on December 01, 2014, 11:46:00 pm
This was rather anticlimactic. NA servers down yet we can't get more than 60 players on either EU1 or EU2.

You had fun you lying sack
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Post by: POOPHAMMER on December 02, 2014, 12:07:17 am
They have been down for like 12 hours now

if this was EU they woulda been back up in 5 minutes
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Post by: lombardsoup on December 02, 2014, 12:13:59 am
So why is it down?
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Post by: Algarn on December 02, 2014, 12:17:24 am
North American people should get their server back asap, most european players can't stand the ammount of caps american people use, and the anti european trash they write.
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Post by: Svenypoo on December 02, 2014, 12:20:17 am
anti european trash hue
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Post by: Sharpe on December 02, 2014, 12:22:23 am
North American people should get their server back asap, most european players can't stand the ammount of caps american people use, and the anti european trash they write.

We gotta spread our ideals of freedom somehow.
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Post by: Algarn on December 02, 2014, 12:28:39 am
We gotta spread our ideals of freedom somehow.

Your ideals of freedom and democracy were born in Greece, and then got developped by a lot of europeans philosophers, it ain't yours therefore. Even your genes are Europeans, I always laugh when I see cut scenes from Fox News trying to demonstrate how Germany/France/Great Britain/any other european country is shit cuz not America, whereas their fucking ancestors were europeans.
Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: Svenypoo on December 02, 2014, 12:29:46 am
Your ideals of freedom and democracy were born in Greece, and then got developped by a lot of europeans philosophers, it ain't yours therefore. Even your genes are Europeans, I always laugh when I see cut scenes from Fox News trying to demonstrate how Germany/France/Great Britain/any other european country is shit cuz not America.

but they are
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Post by: ecorcheur_brokar on December 02, 2014, 12:30:14 am
Some cop fired at their server? Or some NA kid that got bullied on crpg?
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Post by: Kenji on December 02, 2014, 12:30:55 am
Your ideals of freedom and democracy were born in Greece, and then got developped by a lot of europeans philosophers, it ain't yours therefore. Even your genes are Europeans, I always laugh when I see cut scenes from Fox News trying to demonstrate how Germany/France/Great Britain/any other european country is shit cuz not America, whereas their fucking ancestors were europeans.
Well looks like someone can't take lighthearted jokes from fellow Americans :mrgreen:
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Post by: Algarn on December 02, 2014, 12:32:07 am
I should stop writting, since otherwise, this thread is going to turn into a massive EU vs NA epeen mesuring contest. And yes, I tend to take everything in a serious way, can't help it.
Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: Bronto on December 02, 2014, 12:35:42 am
I should stop writting, since otherwise, this thread is going to turn into a massive EU vs NA epeen mesuring contest. And yes, I tend to take everything in a serious way, can't help it.

That's because you're European and lack sarcasm identification skills.
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Post by: njames89 on December 02, 2014, 12:37:41 am
Nice one bronto. Get em where it hurts.
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Can has NA servers?
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Post by: Svenypoo on December 02, 2014, 12:38:13 am
That's because you're European and lack sarcasm identification skills.
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Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: lombardsoup on December 02, 2014, 12:58:04 am
Some cop fired at their server? Or some NA kid that got bullied on crpg?

NA servers haven been lost due to recent riots

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Post by: Konrax on December 02, 2014, 01:01:12 am
MOD IZ DEAD

Till I don't have to play with EU trash
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Post by: Teeth on December 02, 2014, 01:07:09 am
USA USA USA USA USA
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Post by: Leshma on December 02, 2014, 01:09:39 am
You had fun you lying sack

I'm always having fun in cRPG, even when I'm raging. Especially now, with my new char. It might be silly underpowered but it's hilarious.
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Post by: Dezilagel on December 02, 2014, 01:12:15 am
The taste of FREEDOM is a sweet one.

I for one love this  :D
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Post by: Grumbs on December 02, 2014, 01:12:39 am
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Post by: Leshma on December 02, 2014, 01:13:06 am
MOD IZ DEAD

Till I don't have to play with EU trash

Newmy old friend. Best cRPG experience was everybody playing on the same server. Especially when Goon Brigade arrived and started spamming chat with their LLJK bullshit.

Too bad real world physics suck ball. Don't you just hate ping differences? Life would be much better without them.
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Post by: Jack1 on December 02, 2014, 01:17:55 am
Fox News represents USA's opinion


lolol
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Post by: blizz on December 02, 2014, 01:24:14 am
*Makes "The Revival" update*

Weeks later shuts down all NA servers...


Good jobs guys... You dun goofed.
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Post by: HardRice on December 02, 2014, 01:39:06 am
fun in cRPG

lol sure
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Post by: lombardsoup on December 02, 2014, 01:41:15 am
Fun until someone forgets to pay the server bills
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Post by: WarM4chine on December 02, 2014, 01:46:07 am
Can I haz NA server? Iz it going back on at all?
Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: POOPHAMMER on December 02, 2014, 01:46:40 am
Can I haz NA server? Iz it going back on at all?

They decided to stop paying for the NA server and put the money towards MBG
Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: Voncrow on December 02, 2014, 01:48:27 am
Newmy old friend. Best cRPG experience was everybody playing on the same server. Especially when Goon Brigade arrived and started spamming chat with their LLJK bullshit.

Too bad real world physics suck ball. Don't you just hate ping differences? Life would be much better without them.

Wrong, best experience is the peasent wars when we all lost access to our accounts and we were all poll banning each other. Good times.
Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: Konrax on December 02, 2014, 01:55:27 am
Newmy old friend. Best cRPG experience was everybody playing on the same server. Especially when Goon Brigade arrived and started spamming chat with their LLJK bullshit.

Too bad real world physics suck ball. Don't you just hate ping differences? Life would be much better without them.

If there was no ping mass players would quit from EU because they can't touch this FREEDOM.

'MERICA

(Just for the record I am just going along with the A-typical american rant / jargon to blend it, they actually hate us canadians.)
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Post by: Jaren on December 02, 2014, 02:13:47 am
So... Is this an open invitation for NA to poopsock your EU servers?

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Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: Sharpe on December 02, 2014, 02:20:13 am
Your ideals of freedom and democracy were born in Greece, and then got developped by a lot of europeans philosophers, it ain't yours therefore. Even your genes are Europeans, I always laugh when I see cut scenes from Fox News trying to demonstrate how Germany/France/Great Britain/any other european country is shit cuz not America, whereas their fucking ancestors were europeans.

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Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: POOPHAMMER on December 02, 2014, 02:22:55 am
Guys lets just stop with with the whole EU versus USA thing its pretty stupid

Because we all know USA is better anyway why even debate it
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Post by: Svenypoo on December 02, 2014, 02:23:59 am
Why don't we get EU and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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Post by: Keshian on December 02, 2014, 02:28:44 am
Reset NA strat battles till tomorrow same time please.  I didn't care much about na servers neing down other than the 7 na strat na battles (though i even hardly care for that - mod iz ded).
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Post by: Motormouth on December 02, 2014, 02:58:23 am
What if we put a server with a solar panel on it, a large Back-UPS and host a server in the center of the pacific ocean so everyone has shit ping to make it equal?

There's also a lot of usually-empty servers on the browser.. what if those were trimmed?
Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: POOPHAMMER on December 02, 2014, 03:15:43 am
NA IS BACK

GOD BLESS AMERICA
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Post by: Svenypoo on December 02, 2014, 03:23:46 am
THANKS OBAMA
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Post by: Konrax on December 02, 2014, 03:44:12 am
PRAISE BE TO MOD!
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Post by: ArysOakheart on December 02, 2014, 09:19:36 am
Just play on the Chinese server, you'll do about as well as they do.
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Post by: Moncho on December 02, 2014, 09:51:29 am
Obligatory pic in any thread where Muricans brag about their country:
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No wonder loads of Muricans play cav, poor horses though
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Post by: Jack1 on December 02, 2014, 05:49:41 pm
Obligatory pic in any thread where Muricans brag about their country:
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No wonder loads of Muricans play cav, poor horses though
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Post by: lombardsoup on December 02, 2014, 06:01:14 pm
Entire Detroit Public Lighting system is down, gg murican infrastructure

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2014/12/02/power-outage-prompts-evacuations-detroit/19777159/ (http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2014/12/02/power-outage-prompts-evacuations-detroit/19777159/)
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Post by: Sandersson Jankins on December 03, 2014, 05:31:54 am
All heil hail God-King Lord Emperor Obongo, Ruler of Healthcare
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Post by: Smoothrich on December 03, 2014, 09:29:57 am
Someone recently played me that viral clip from the liberal hack's Aaron Sorkin's new show The Newsroom where the guy lists off stats and other countries saying shit like "Belgium has Freedom. France has freedom.." etc etc trying to deny American exceptionalism.

All I kept saying back to her while obnoxiously talking over the clip while I chugged cheap boxed wine was "wow one country after another that America spent billions of fucking dollars and millions of men liberating from the fucking chocolate chip cookies and then giving endless credit loans and business cooperation to rebuild the completely destroyed economies of the entire fucking continent (except the poor souls that were reconquered by unquestionably evil communists)

I mean seriously that's what it is. The greatest accomplishment of Europeans as a people in the past hundred years was the fucking Third Reich. America single-handedly rescuing and rebuilding the entirety of Western Europe, as much as we could up to Western Germany (the now thriving heart of the continent) isn't even in the Top Ten of reasons why America is the greatest country in human civilization's history.

I'm as cynical of a patriot as there is, distrust both the government and corporations, think obese people are disgusting, american sports are stupid, guns should be extremely regulated, Christianity is a cancer, and so forth. And even I cannot deny that America is something special.

To quote Jesus himself, "You are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hidden." Sounds like freedom, hope, and liberty. Sounds like these United States of America.

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Post by: Kadeth on December 03, 2014, 10:43:59 am
roflmao
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Post by: ecorcheur_brokar on December 03, 2014, 05:48:20 pm
The day when EU server will be down:
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Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: Jack1 on December 03, 2014, 08:52:10 pm
roflmao

You have no right to speak since you eat yeast poop(vegimite).



Here's a list of reasons that Europe sucks nuts.

itler
Mussolini
Communism
Socialism
Naz is
Their food
Their toilets
Their pansy ass cars (most people over there drive Renaults, Fiats and other cheap go-cart versions of actual cars)
Terrible weather
Catholicism (While most of the Catholics I know fuck and drink just like the next nice guy, Catholicism has been responsible for a whole lot of murdering and genocide and closed mindedness, which I don't hold Catholics personally responsible for, but I do hold the religion itself as being responsible for it.)
European films
The Spice Girls
Two World Wars
The total devastation of America, Africa and Asia as a result of European Imperialism (If you don't know what I'm talking about, for the love of god, read some history)
I'm sure there's plenty more that I'm forgetting right now.



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Post by: chesterotab on December 06, 2014, 02:38:44 am
insulting euro food is pretty low. Italian food is top tier
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Post by: LordBerenger on December 06, 2014, 02:10:45 pm




Here's a list of reasons that Europe sucks nuts.

The Spice Girls



Pls dont hate on Spice Girls or Backstreet Boys or Kurt Cocaine or WWF/WCW (Long Live 90s).





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Post by: Sandersson Jankins on December 07, 2014, 01:16:42 pm
guns should be extremely regulated

woah woah woah there tiger, slow down
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Post by: Switchtense on December 07, 2014, 01:30:41 pm
Here's a list of reasons that Europe sucks nuts.

itler
Mussolini
Communism
Socialism
Naz is
Their food
Their toilets
Their pansy ass cars (most people over there drive Renaults, Fiats and other cheap go-cart versions of actual cars)
Terrible weather
Catholicism (While most of the Catholics I know fuck and drink just like the next nice guy, Catholicism has been responsible for a whole lot of murdering and genocide and closed mindedness, which I don't hold Catholics personally responsible for, but I do hold the religion itself as being responsible for it.)
European films
The Spice Girls
Two World Wars
The total devastation of America, Africa and Asia as a result of European Imperialism (If you don't know what I'm talking about, for the love of god, read some history)
I'm sure there's plenty more that I'm forgetting right now.
Colonising America

:D
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Post by: Sharpe on December 07, 2014, 04:30:13 pm
You forgot this picture Jack

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Post by: Jack1 on December 07, 2014, 07:23:06 pm
:D

You forgot that native 'muricans did it first.

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Title: Re: pls bring the NA servers back up
Post by: Smoothrich on December 08, 2014, 11:01:48 am
insulting euro food is pretty low. Italian food is top tier

Italian food is generic Mediterranean styled trash.

Italian-American food however is probably the best in the world.
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Post by: Jack1 on December 08, 2014, 03:22:13 pm
Italian food is generic Mediterranean styled trash.

Italian-American food however is probably the best in the world.

Best food in the world = Wisconsin fried cheese curds.