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Title: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 12:05:00 am

The Holy Order of the Gay God

The Holy Order of the Gay God is a sacred religious organization dedicated to spreading the worship of the one and only true god: the Gay God.

We are a Strategus faction in NA. Our members are allowed to remain in whatever clans they like as Missionaries of the Gay God so that they may better spread our Holy message. Below is a link to join our faction.

http://strategus.c-rpg.net/send_action.php?action=joinFaction&id=542

Our current objective is to gain Brothers and Sisters to fill our ranks so that we may have strength for Strategus 6 where we can revitalize the community by imbuing them with the holy and gay strength of our deity. We shall forcefully take a fortress on the Strategus map to utilize as a Gay Monastery, and expand our influence throughout the realm until the religious demographic of North America is shifted to the worship of the Gay God. We will align ourselves with believers and use our influence to destroy heretics. If you are interested, please fill out the Application in one of the spoilers below and post it as a reply to this thread.

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Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 12:05:25 am

Reserved.

**Praise be unto the Gay God.**

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: jasonjay543 on October 27, 2014, 12:24:02 am

Yeesh! Count me in gaiz! I got my denim satchel and I'm ready to mingle :)

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 12:27:12 am

Does anyone want to give me a free castle for Strat 5?

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Apollo on October 27, 2014, 12:29:30 am

Name:Apollo
Gay? (Yes/No):
Why do you want to join?: I like men.

I, Apollo, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: bensai on October 27, 2014, 12:34:38 am

Name: Assington
Gay? (Yes/Yes): Yes
Why do you want to join?: Because all my eLife I've been misunderstood, been an outcast. I would like to be surrounded by the cock munching, sweaty bodied brethren.

I, Assington, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

I have land to give to the Gay God; however, conservative heretics are sieging them.

My army is strong
as is my schlong
I will do what must be done
In the Gay kingdom to which i cum

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: jasonjay543 on October 27, 2014, 12:36:23 am

Name:
Gay? (Yes/No):
Why do you want to join?: I need a home for my new pants and shoes and I figured since the closet in my master bedroom is stuffed that I could use a new place to mingle and jingle!

I, Sentinel, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Phantasmal on October 27, 2014, 01:13:01 am

Me too hungover. Me like clan of gay god. Me join, yes?

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 01:14:15 am

My son, you must post the holy vows in order to join. Now I am going to get drunk too and play cRPG.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 01:41:10 am

ALL APPLICANTS WHO HAVE SAID THEIR VOWS HAVE NOW BEEN ACCEPTED AT THE FOLLOWING RANKS (PROMOTIONS WILL COME SOON FROM WORK 4 THE GAY GOD IN BATTLES AND SPREADING HIS HOLY NAME, 4 NOEW THESE 4 U R RANKS):

Sentinel -- Knight
Assington -- Knight
Apollo - Serf

ty 4 reading

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Johnson_ on October 27, 2014, 01:45:00 am

pls make me honorary member. i swear to suck dick as long as i live.

p.s. 2 gay to copy application template 8-)

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 01:49:30 am

Johnson accepted as Missionary (Honorary Member)!

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Kartoffel_Salat on October 27, 2014, 02:46:23 am

Name: Panda
Gay? (Yes/No):
Why do you want to join?: because i love the gay god

I, Panda, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Phantasmal on October 27, 2014, 02:49:58 am

Name: His highness, Phantasmal_Astralis
Gay? (Yes/No): Yes
Why do you want to join?: to rampage around the map to space jam remixes.

I, *Phantasmal*, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 03:08:17 am

New Brothers and Sisters accepted into the Holy Order of the Gay God!

Phantasmal -- High Priest
Potato Salad -- Squire

praise be unto his gayness

ALL MEMBERS FEEL FREE TO WEAR YOUR RANK IN YOUR FORUM PROFILE OR IN GAME IF YOU SO DESIRE.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: MrPink44 on October 27, 2014, 03:18:34 am

Do I need to really apply? Or just say MY LIFE FOR THE GAY GOD! and let you plug me 3 or 4 times while I give you a handy. imgay plz gib archsbishop of anal title to me.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Artyem on October 27, 2014, 03:49:15 am

Name: Artyem
Gay? (Yes/No): Yes
Why do you want to join?: To crush the enemy of the gay god in sweaty shirtless combat.

I, Artyem, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on October 27, 2014, 04:09:55 am

Stupid. Like you!

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 07:15:48 pm

Are you offering the order a Gay Monastery for Strat 5?

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Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Screaming Idiot on October 27, 2014, 10:26:33 pm

What is your religion's stance towards bisexuals? :wink:

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 27, 2014, 11:27:40 pm

Name: Sandersson
Gay? (Yes/No): Yes, very
Why do you want to join?: hello i am gay yes

I, my old friendtron9000, solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

I would like to request the rank of Reverend, as held in the first crusade against heterosexuality in the world of persistence.
I can only pray (on my knees of course, hue) that future crusades are more successful than our first.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 11:35:18 pm

Quote from: Screaming Idiot on October 27, 2014, 10:26:33 pm

What is your religion's stance towards bisexuals? :wink:

As Archbishop of the Gay Church I am proud to say that we accept bisexuals so long as they can yearly prove their homosexual commitment to their vows and the Gay Church. That is, we will regularly test you for gayness. So long as you pass the tests (Holy Gay Trials, we call them) you may become or remain a member.

Go in His' Gay name, brother. Blessings upon you.

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Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 11:39:15 pm

Quote from: HESKEYTIME on October 27, 2014, 09:53:30 pm

Strat 5's nearly over, come take Tulga.

If i cant find the owner to transfer it, then i'll keep the roster empty, unlike our inactive faction you may get to use our gear and troops before strat ends.

I pray for Strat 6 to be worthy of our attention.

I am on my way now to consecrate the City of Tulga. Once claimed its new name shall be The Gay Monastery. Hail, gay friend... HESKEYTIME, for your service to The Holy Order of the Gay God in our time of need, I declare you a Missionary of the Gay God. You are an honorary member of our Gay Order now.

Praise be unto his Gayness, amen.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 27, 2014, 11:46:02 pm

NEW MEMBERS ACCEPTED

HESKEYTIME - Missionary (Honorary Member)
Artyem - Knight
Sandersson - Priest (You may go by the anal(lol anal)ogous title of Reverend, my Brother.)
Mr. Pink - Priest (You may go by the name Pecker Priest if you so prefer.)
Havelle - Knight

Ranks are subject to change to accommodate the Gay Church's needs at any time.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 28, 2014, 01:38:21 am

Quote from: Daruvian on October 27, 2014, 11:46:02 pm

NEW MEMBERS ACCEPTED

HESKEYTIME - Missionary (Honorary Member)
Artyem - Knight
Sandersson - Priest (You may go by the anal(lol anal)ogous title of Reverend, my Brother.)
Mr. Pink - Priest (You may go by the name Pecker Priest if you so prefer.)
Havelle - Knight

Ranks are subject to change to accommodate the Gay Church's needs at any time.

Praise be to the ~~based~~ Gay God, brother.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on October 29, 2014, 05:23:55 am

Now with a link added that when you click it it makes you apply to the Holy Order of the Gay God on Strategus! Here it is!

http://strategus.c-rpg.net/send_action.php?action=joinFaction&id=542

Keep in mind if you click this it will make you leave your faction and apply to the Holy Order of the Gay God!

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: HarryCrumb on October 29, 2014, 06:24:16 am

well fuck me, i accidently joined this group of bundle of stickss

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 29, 2014, 11:56:50 pm

Quote from: HarryCrumb on October 29, 2014, 06:24:16 am

well fuck me, i accidently joined this group of bundle of stickss

The Gay God works in mysterious ways, my son.

You're in a better place now.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Tojo on October 30, 2014, 06:38:01 pm

I cant tell if you are poking fun at HG or not, but +1

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on October 30, 2014, 06:39:51 pm

Quote from: Tojo on October 30, 2014, 06:38:01 pm

I cant tell if you are poking fun at HG or not, but +1

The Gay God is not only the one, true God of cRPG, he is also a jealous God. Even so, while He does not approve of your worship of a false deity, He will not compel his disciples to mock you for it.

He will only punish you with righteous sodomy.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: BlindGuy on October 30, 2014, 07:16:36 pm

If I was NA I would totally join, I can totally "Get behind" a gay god :mrgreen:

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: cup457 on October 31, 2014, 06:19:49 am

Name:Cup457
Gay? (Yes/No): yes
Why do you want to join?: i love dicks

I, Cup457 , solemnly vow that I believe the Gay God to be the one and only true deity in Strategus. I will study and fight alongside the Holy Order of the Gay God, for they are my Brothers and Sisters. I will spread His name to every corner of the Strategus map, and fight for the sake of His righteousness. I will destroy any heretics who attempt to stain his name. Now begins my gay watch. It shall not end until my death or until I can no longer serve the Gay God.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Relit on November 15, 2014, 05:22:22 am

Not a single good piker in this clan. Therefor. Shit clan.

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: chesterotab on November 15, 2014, 05:48:15 pm

I too like men

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on November 15, 2014, 06:12:01 pm

Quote from: Relit on November 15, 2014, 05:22:22 am

Not a single good piker in this clan. Therefor. Shit clan.

hello relit i am right here duh :^)

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: SP1N on November 20, 2014, 05:18:29 am

Quote from: Relit on November 15, 2014, 05:22:22 am

Not a single good piker in this clan. Therefor. Shit clan.

^

Also, chester, l2triforce you summermy old friend

Title: Re: The Holy Order of the Gay God: -- Now Recruiting -- -- NA --
Post by: chesterotab on November 20, 2014, 07:43:14 am

Quote from: SP1N on November 20, 2014, 05:18:29 am

^

Also, chester, l2triforce you summermy old friend

I dont think my computer can make triforces. I followed an online guide on how to make one, but all it accomplished was corrupting my windows installation and filling my bedroom with chlorine gas. Didn't get any triforce or cool crystals like the guide said I would.

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