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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: LEKIS on October 16, 2014, 08:42:04 am

Title: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: LEKIS on October 16, 2014, 08:42:04 am
Looking for an American wife.

keeping it short:

between 20-38 y old.
In Texas or some "hick" state.
Figure doesn't matter that much
TaTa's doesn't matter that much
Badonka donk is a +
Know how to make Mac'n'cheese
Own 1 or more guns.

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Leave a message of why I should pick you.

XOXO

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Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: LEKIS on October 16, 2014, 01:41:38 pm
Feels like there aren't any texaneers or hick chicks in this forum.
Maybe i should try the "Smokey and Hannah the horse: Stop the illegal imigrants from mexico"game forum. :'(
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: Bittersteel on October 16, 2014, 03:43:29 pm
I thought you were moving to Shanghai which leads me to believe that you're gonna sell your potential wife over there...
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: Zhyang on October 16, 2014, 04:19:11 pm
Where is the joke?
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: lombardsoup on October 16, 2014, 04:21:14 pm
Quote from: Zhyang on October 16, 2014, 04:19:11 pm
Where is the joke?

The OP himself is a joke
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: LEKIS on October 16, 2014, 04:35:54 pm
you're hurting my feelings :'(((
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: Kafein on October 16, 2014, 06:11:08 pm
Quote from: Halfdan_stenman on October 16, 2014, 08:42:04 am
Figure doesn't matter that much
TaTa's doesn't matter that much
Badonka donk is a +

disgusting person



or black guy
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: LEKIS on October 16, 2014, 06:34:08 pm
Quote from: Halfdan_stenman on October 16, 2014, 04:35:54 pm
you're hurting my feelings :'(((

bonus
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: LEKIS on October 16, 2014, 11:02:58 pm
Quote from: Kafein on October 16, 2014, 06:11:08 pm
disgusting person



or black guy

So for you it is the opposit?

12 year old



Or a virgin


Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: Tovi on October 16, 2014, 11:07:15 pm
Choose her old and rich. But it's quite rare among cRPG players.
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: lombardsoup on October 16, 2014, 11:11:34 pm
Quote from: Tovi on October 16, 2014, 11:07:15 pm
Choose her old and rich. But it's quite rare among cRPG players.

He has bulldyke "female" crpg players to choose from, at least
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: LEKIS on October 16, 2014, 11:32:19 pm
Quote from: lombardsoup on October 16, 2014, 11:11:34 pm
He has bulldyke "female" crpg players to choose from, at least

Remember the criteria above :)
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: Dooz on October 16, 2014, 11:34:06 pm
she's not looking for you
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: LEKIS on October 16, 2014, 11:36:17 pm
Your nick is perfect!  :((((
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: Dooz on October 16, 2014, 11:39:20 pm
thank you
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: Clockworkkiller on October 17, 2014, 04:56:55 am
Hi!
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: lombardsoup on October 17, 2014, 05:13:06 am
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on October 17, 2014, 04:56:55 am
Hi!

And there's your match.  Have fun you two
Title: Re: Looking for an American wife.
Post by: LEKIS on October 17, 2014, 07:54:30 am
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on October 17, 2014, 04:56:55 am
Hi!

Hello!