in b4 the lusty argonian maid and the sultry argonian bard
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid
TES lore of mystery, if children cannot die why are the lands so sparsely populated? A land of zero infant mortality.
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid