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Title: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on September 19, 2014, 03:45:56 am: In collaboration with world famous producer Kurllz, a friend of donkeys everywhere and fellow donkey enthusiast, The Federal Burro of Information in association with DonkStar Productions would like to present a new WIP song geared towards all you donkey enthusiasts in the community.
https://soundcloud.com/kurllz/donkey-trap-wip

Also, we are seeking sick rap lyrics so if you think you can add something to the song, you will get credited as well as the choice to lay down some tracks.

All accepted submissions will be rewarded with One donkey fact. Donkey facts are non transferable!
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Jacaroma on September 19, 2014, 04:26:09 am: Amazing
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: lombardsoup on September 19, 2014, 04:31:15 am: Stop being lazy and come up with a whole line of products (and then go bankrupt after realizing this only caters to a niche of a niche market)

This shit needs marketing and PR teams
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Behemoth_ on September 19, 2014, 04:42:41 am: I can spit some mad rhymes if you need a urban poet
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on September 19, 2014, 04:44:47 am: Quote from: lombardsoup on September 19, 2014, 04:31:15 am
Stop being lazy and come up with a whole line of products (and then go bankrupt after realizing this only caters to a niche of a niche market)

This shit needs marketing and PR teams
All the way to the top!

Quote from: Behemoth_ on September 19, 2014, 04:42:41 am
I can spit some mad rhymes if you need a urban poet
Post a few lines here or PM me if you want. We plan on getting billboard top 100 with this shit
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Mallets on September 19, 2014, 05:36:15 am: So dope! Like donkey dope!
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Dooz on September 19, 2014, 06:37:13 am: perfect donkey drops
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Vengt037 on September 19, 2014, 06:45:56 am: Aint got no riding, but I ride them asses all day,
Load an xbow in the saddle hear my ride bray,
See them heroes in they coursers blowin by me,
"What's the hurry," I just tap on my 'rear horse' key,
You so athletic, it's pathetic lookin like a blur,
But the fact is that you just another foot soldier,
Aint spendin skill points on a way to get from here to thur,
And please remind me what's the upkeep on dat destrier?

Hook:
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.

Boom! Verse 2, somebody has to keep it going.
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on September 19, 2014, 07:40:14 am: Please post the backbeat so that people can record themselves, I want to hear Vengt try his heart out. He could be a future star.
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Viriathus on September 19, 2014, 10:44:04 am: now make a video!
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on September 19, 2014, 04:28:49 pm: Quote from: Vengt037 on September 19, 2014, 06:45:56 am
Aint got no riding, but I ride them asses all day,
Load an xbow in the saddle hear my ride bray,
See them heroes in they coursers blowin by me,
"What's the hurry," I just tap on my 'rear horse' key,
You so athletic, it's pathetic lookin like a blur,
But the fact is that you just another foot soldier,
Aint spendin skill points on a way to get from here to thur,
And please remind me what's the upkeep on dat destrier?

Hook:
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.

Boom! Verse 2, somebody has to keep it going.

Haha that is awesome! I'll send you a link to the raw donkey beats.

Also as promised here's a donkey fact:

Donkeys are sometimes used to guard farm animals as they are less skittish than horses and will totally fuck coyotes up!
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Donkey_Kurllz on September 19, 2014, 05:29:38 pm: This new genre is ground breaking work in the both the Donkey and Trap industry. So much progress has been made but it's only a glimmer of what Donkey Trap has in store for all of us.
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Penitent on September 19, 2014, 05:31:37 pm: Fuck you mista I'mma-donkey-archer
Shoot and stick ya before-my-departure
Some say "my old friend0tt" some-say-I'mma-leecher
Cuz I make stacks and I'm-obsessed-with-keister
Fear my long eared steed and FEEL MY SHAFT
Pullin' my bow and SHOOT YA IN THE PANTS
The only thing better than PENETRATING my old friendS
Is bumping and riding on MY OWN ASS

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(It's about archery and donkeys...not some kind of weird double entendre. Come on people...)

Edit:
Hook:
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.
I'm on a donkey bitch. I'm on a donkey bitch. You on the ground bitch steppin in my donkey shit.
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Donkey_Kurllz on September 19, 2014, 05:47:17 pm: Quote from: Penitent on September 19, 2014, 05:31:37 pm
Fuck you mista I'mma-donkey-archer
Shoot and miss ya before-my-departure
Some say "my old friend0tt" some-say-I'mma-leecher
Cuz I make stacks and I'm-obsessed-with-keister
Fear my long eared steed and FEEL MY SHAFT
Pullin' my bow and SHOOT YA IN THE PANTS
The only thing better than PENETRATING my old friendS
Is bumping and riding on MY OWN ASS

(It's about archery and donkeys...not some kind of weird double entendre. Come on people...)

Double entendre.... sounds French.

FACT: Donkey's hate the French
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Penitent on September 19, 2014, 09:43:42 pm: Well I think my lyrics are very clever, and so does my mom.

No one can touch Vengt037 on this though. That's doooope!
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 20, 2014, 04:26:49 am: visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: lombardsoup on September 20, 2014, 04:36:53 am: No bitches? No Hennessy? No currency and precious metals all over the place?

WHAT IS THIS
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on September 20, 2014, 09:57:52 am: Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on September 20, 2014, 04:26:49 am
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hahahaha that is awesome
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Falcom on September 20, 2014, 04:17:13 pm: This mastering make me cry
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Falka on September 20, 2014, 05:27:34 pm: nvm :oops:
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Dooz on September 20, 2014, 11:09:18 pm: Quote from: Falcom on September 20, 2014, 04:17:13 pm
This mastering make me cry

more like slavering

oops
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Vengt037 on September 22, 2014, 05:21:26 pm: So fuck what you heard about my speed
I still get there before you do,
And fuck what you heard about my steed
I hex you with that donkey voodoo.
Donkey this and donkey that
I go donkey tit for donkey tat,
Stackin gold coins like a laundromat,
Cuz my upkeep only a fourth a dat,
So what’s s’word about ya girl?
Make her arch her back in my donkey worl,
She axe you, “boy, where my Vengt at?”
But she already know I’m onna donkey bitch!

I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!

Defend the flag!
I’mma get there first
I da best!
You da wurst,
I leave on my donkey
You leave in a hearse
Cuz you only been livin in my donkyverse.
Forsooth! Knave, get thee gone,
I might dismount right up in ya spawn,
Drop some AFK’s, QQF and I’m gone,
Then I go bananas like donkey kong,
Ghostin, with that donk retreival,
Just like my flow my game medieval,
Jumpin over fools like eval knieval,
We bout dat donkey swag,
Now where my donkey people at?

We ridin' donkeys bitch. We on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: NejStark on September 22, 2014, 05:27:34 pm: Put a donk on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Penitent on September 22, 2014, 05:48:29 pm: Quote
Drop some AFK’s, QQF and I’m gone,
Then I go bananas like donkey kong,

Daaaaaaaaamn

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Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Jona on September 22, 2014, 07:16:41 pm: Is it bad that I don't know what the QQF voice command is?
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Penitent on September 22, 2014, 07:22:28 pm: Quote from: Jona on September 22, 2014, 07:16:41 pm
Is it bad that I don't know what the QQF voice command is?

It just means you haven't played much cav. It's the whistle used to call horses. :)
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Jona on September 22, 2014, 08:00:43 pm: Ahhhh, right. I knew that. I was thinking too hard about it, assuming it musta been a new voice command like "[F]uck You!"

Anyways, since Vengt insulted HoC's honor lastnight in battle, I figured I should at least indulge him, for I am not one to back down when challenged. Here is my (inferior) attempt at this here rap battle thingy:

I'm 36 'n 3, strength crutch supreme,
But agi my old friends be cryin when they chokin on mah steam,
Donk's so fast its hooves scorch the ground,
Yo, fuck that stupid hedgehog,
Donk's dah fastest beast around.

They say that donkies ain't bred for war,
But I'll be laughing as mine spreads your gore,
8 charge damage, bitch, let's see yah block it,
Milanese plate gonna do nothin to stop it.

Oooooh, you think you're scary with your long spear?
Tryin to rip me a new one, as you rear?
Haha! Take that, bitch! Throwing lance in your dick,
You can try and patch it up, but surely it's split.

That's what happens when you mess with me n mah crew,
Flee now with your life, let that be a lesson for you.
You've got no manhood left, you fuckin rookie,
So surely you won't mind when people call you a pussy.
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: AwesomeHail on September 22, 2014, 08:07:04 pm: someone please make a song of this :P
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Penitent on September 22, 2014, 08:34:14 pm: Here's the bridge:

We ridin' donkeys bitch. We on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!

Donkey shit, mud pies, scattered 'round like land mines
Crooked teeth, dull eyes, hear my donkey's battle cry:
"HEE-HAW", or does he neigh? Doesn't matter, anyways,
Long ears, munching hay, riding bareback all day.
4k gold, yeah that's all, jumpin' off they castle wall
Ain't no shit, mah beast on call -- Hell yeah that donkey break yo fall!

We ridin' donkeys bitch. We on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Vengt037 on September 22, 2014, 10:02:34 pm: Quote from: Penitent on September 22, 2014, 08:34:14 pm
Here's the bridge:

We ridin' donkeys bitch. We on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!

Donkey shit, mud pies, scattered 'round like land mines
Crooked teeth, dull eyes, hear my donkey's battle cry:
"HEE-HAW", or does he neigh? Doesn't matter, anyways,
Long ears, munching hay, riding bareback all day.
4k gold, yeah that's all, jumpin' off they castle wall
Ain't no shit, mah beast on call -- Hell yeah that donkey break yo fall!

We ridin' donkeys bitch. We on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!

Props. You've come far in the donkey rap game. I remember when you were just a come upper, making your way. Now you're spitting dope donkey rhymes like an OG.

Guys, I seriously cannot stop rhyming about donkeys. I think I need help or something.

NA1 it’s a donkey stack.
In the saddle or bareback
Donkey thrower or xbower
Your class don’t even matter jack*,
We primetime you second fiddle,
We donkey charge straight up the middle,
Haters laugh, cuz my ride is little,
But we break them haterz off like peanut brittle
When the multi triple, we bout dat,
My donkey ate yo straw hat,
You say my ass look so fat,
but you know it aint mine I stole that,
Swagger as we canter by
You staggered cuz we so fly
Ladies-hop-on-and-they-aint-never-hoppin-off,
Cuz we donk 4 life,
ride or die!

I'm on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!
I’m on a donkey bitch. I’m on a donkey bitch. You on the ground, bitch, steppin in my donkey shit!

* A “jack” is another name for a male donkey. Females are referred to as “Jennys" and/or "Jennets.”
Title: Re: DonkStar Productions Presents: Donkey Trap
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on September 30, 2015, 07:03:01 pm: In light of the new donkeys being released, I am bumping this thread!!!

Also great work on lyrics guys!