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cRPG => Beginner's Help and Guides => Topic started by: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 08:08:17 pm

Title: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 08:08:17 pm
If you really want to slaughter some ass , sign up for my Dojo.  I will teach you how to take fools to pound town and more! 


Sincerely,
NA's #1 dueler
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: Voncrow on September 16, 2014, 08:28:24 pm
Quote from: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 08:08:17 pm
If you really want to slaughter some ass , sign up for my Dojo. 
Cobra Kai?
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 08:33:58 pm
Yes Johnny Lawrence.  Welcome home.  Let us begin with knowing that I own everyone in duels.
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: dreadnok on September 16, 2014, 08:53:19 pm
What does dueling have to do with battle,siege,strat? Jackshit
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 08:54:51 pm
I could teach you how to play those too.  Since you are obviously begging for my training.  I polish you up and make you a fearful warrior in any game mode!!!!
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: Tojo on September 16, 2014, 09:35:03 pm
Quote from: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 08:08:17 pm
  I will teach you how to take fools to pound town and more! 


Sincerely,
NA's #1 dueler

Took your mom to pound town last night in my Dojo.

Sincerley,
NA' s #1 Mother Fucker
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 09:36:22 pm
Jokes on you, I have 2 dads.  BOTH of which are number 2 and 3 duelers in Crpg.  We dominate you.
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 10:01:06 pm
So which dad are you gonna try to fuck Tojo!?!!  Before he turns your ass into a pincushion of love!!!
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: Tojo on September 16, 2014, 10:06:00 pm
Quote from: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 10:01:06 pm
So which dad are you gonna try to fuck Tojo!?!!  Before he turns your ass into a pincushion of love!!!

Well I put my weiner in the Dad that was dressed as a girl. Said his flow was heavy, so we agreed to stick it in the poopshoot.
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 10:07:21 pm
OooooooooooooOooooo. KILLeM
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on September 16, 2014, 10:19:35 pm
how much does it cost

do you provide weapons for training is it BringYourOwnSword?
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 10:24:26 pm
The cost is free.  We start off using a stick and then slowly work up to flanged mace....  Once we have mastered those we shall talk about other weapons!!!!  Rohy and I will supply the weapons!!!!!
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: smals98 on September 16, 2014, 11:33:38 pm
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Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on September 17, 2014, 12:16:00 am
Quote from: oralroberts on September 16, 2014, 10:24:26 pm
The cost is free.  We start off using a stick and then slowly work up to flanged mace....  Once we have mastered those we shall talk about other weapons!!!!  Rohy and I will supply the weapons!!!!!

I'd like to offer my services through your dojo as a master donkey throwing trainer.  It is known well and far across the CRPG lands that I am the best donkey thrower to have graced the servers.
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: Kalam on September 17, 2014, 12:31:21 am
Sure.

If I beat you, though, you'll help me make an instructional video for newbies and oldies who never got it.

If you win, you allow me to use you as a model.
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: oralroberts on September 17, 2014, 01:06:02 am
Sounds fair enough!  NA server?  Or shall we meet in the middle somewhere in the oceanic realm.
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: oralroberts on September 17, 2014, 01:07:45 am
Donkey thrower official Master of Donkey Throwing.
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: Kadeth on September 17, 2014, 05:20:22 am
ur bad m8
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: Viriathus on September 17, 2014, 10:15:32 am
Sweep the leg
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: oralroberts on September 17, 2014, 03:23:45 pm
Nice try kadeth!  I don't even know you nerd
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: Donkey_Thrower on September 17, 2014, 08:12:41 pm
Quote from: oralroberts on September 17, 2014, 01:07:45 am
Donkey thrower official Master of Donkey Throwing.

I shall train a horde of donkey throwers and our lances shall block out the sun!
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on September 19, 2014, 03:13:57 pm
I'm playing this game since years and dont know how to block. Pleez teech mee.
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: Buriza_do_kyanon on October 10, 2014, 06:57:15 am


I pay this man 3 chicken, and pregnant goat.  He still not train me.

I do not recommend his services.
Title: Re: Free CRPG lessons. I destroy everyone in duels. Come to me.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 12, 2014, 02:01:19 pm
Quote from: Goris on September 17, 2014, 05:20:22 am
ur bad m8

Seconded