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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Keshian on June 29, 2014, 06:14:17 pm

Title: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Keshian on June 29, 2014, 06:14:17 pm
This is so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes.  To see DRZ and Kalmar Union standing side-by-side-in love again. 

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=1655 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=1655)

Nebun and Grandmom on the same battle roster working together to help acre and astralis.  Even the bros and Mercs as well.  Is this a sign of the apocalypse or a new era of peace and harmony.  No wars, just love in EU!
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Switchtense on June 29, 2014, 06:16:40 pm
I wanna be part of that big group hug! But I don't think I will be at home then :(
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Legs on June 29, 2014, 06:30:08 pm
RIP in pieces my self.

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Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Algarn on June 29, 2014, 06:35:25 pm
Naaaah, that's not because there are some people in opposite factions applying for the same side there's peace. Mercs don't play anymore to strat for my part, and also, we 've never been ennemy with the brotherhood. I don't see your point there  :wink:
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Bryggan on June 29, 2014, 08:34:05 pm
I do get tired of people complaining about battle times for field battles.  When you are presented with a luscious target like Legs, you can't just message him and ask him to sit still for 14 hours so you can have a nice battle time- or make him promise reinforcements won't come.  When Masta Killa hunted me down like a dog, he must have caught me about 7 or 8 am PST, he did not message me asking what my nighttime settings were (fortunately I set mine for my work hours) but instead attacked with righteous vengeance in his heart- 1 km from safety too, dammit.

The Devs believe we all live in our mothers' basements and only need 8 hours of nighttime settings to sleep and can spend the rest of the time playing strat- watching each blink on the map with growing excitement.  It sucks, but what can we do?
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Keshian on June 29, 2014, 08:42:32 pm
I do get tired of people complaining about battle times for field battles.  When you are presented with a luscious target like Legs, you can't just message him and ask him to sit still for 14 hours so you can have a nice battle time- or make him promise reinforcements won't come.  When Masta Killa hunted me down like a dog, he must have caught me about 7 or 8 am PST, he did not message me asking what my nighttime settings were (fortunately I set mine for my work hours) but instead attacked with righteous vengeance in his heart- 1 km from safety too, dammit.

The Devs believe we all live in our mothers' basements and only need 8 hours of nighttime settings to sleep and can spend the rest of the time playing strat- watching each blink on the map with growing excitement.  It sucks, but what can we do?

No tangents please (not about battle time bro) - this is about true love in crpg between the Montagues and Capulets.  Druzhina_Nebun is Juliet and Kalmarunionen_GRANDMOM is Romeo.  Star-crossed lovers between warring families have now found a way to make peace between the families so GRANDMOM can romantically fuck Nebun in the ass the way he likes it.
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: HardRice on June 29, 2014, 08:44:57 pm
No tangents please (not about battle time bro) - this is about true love in crpg between the Montagues and Capulets.  Druzhina_Nebun is Juliet and Kalmarunionen_GRANDMOM is Romeo.  Star-crossed lovers between warring families have now found a way to make peace between the families so GRANDMOM can romantically fuck Nebun in the ass the way he likes it.

Ain't nothin wrong with a little manly loving between two renowned warriors, Kesh.

And I'm pretty sure it was an immense distaste of everyone and anyone friendly to you that drives Nebun to merc for the Kalmars.
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Keshian on June 29, 2014, 08:55:21 pm
And I'm pretty sure it was an immense distaste of everyone and anyone friendly to you that drives Nebun to merc for the Kalmars.

Ssssshhhhh!  You are ruining the romantic mood.  We need to let their love blossom into full manly loving in order to save the european side of the map and make peace a real hope for the future - sealed in lube and assless chaps and pictures of a shirtless Putin.
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 29, 2014, 09:34:31 pm
This is so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes.  To see DRZ and Kalmar Union standing side-by-side-in love again. 

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=1655 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=1655)

Nebun and Grandmom on the same battle roster working together to help acre and astralis.  Even the bros and Mercs as well.  Is this a sign of the apocalypse or a new era of peace and harmony.  No wars, just love in EU!

A genious at work: Keshstradamus

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Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Yarl on June 29, 2014, 09:54:30 pm
but .. I was first 
now it's mainstream :(

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=1629
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 29, 2014, 10:07:01 pm
but .. I was first 
now it's mainstream :(

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=1629

Trendsetter!
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Harpag on June 30, 2014, 01:29:32 am
No tangents please (not about battle time bro) - this is about true love in crpg between the Montagues and Capulets.  Druzhina_Nebun is Juliet and Kalmarunionen_GRANDMOM is Romeo.  Star-crossed lovers between warring families have now found a way to make peace between the families so GRANDMOM can romantically fuck Nebun in the ass the way he likes it.

I'm jealous  :mrgreen:

Keshstradamnus
ftfy  :wink:



Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Nebun on June 30, 2014, 07:33:35 am
Didn't Kesh know, there are no gays in Eastern Europe?
But damn u got fantasies. Maybe you need a boyfriend to get it out of your system :)

You just keep "helping" your friends :) Shit posting on forum will just increase the amount of UIF members willing to merc against you and your buddies or even bring their own armies to NA. Actually your activity on forum got us interested in NA strat.
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Noodlenrice on June 30, 2014, 08:45:09 am
Didn't Kesh know, there are no gays in Eastern Europe?
But damn u got fantasies. Maybe you need a boyfriend to get it out of your system :)

You just keep "helping" your friends :) Shit posting on forum will just increase the amount of UIF members willing to merc against you and your buddies or even bring their own armies to NA. Actually your activity on forum got us interested in NA strat.
damn the love is gone...
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Keshian on June 30, 2014, 09:59:52 am
Didn't Kesh know, there are no gays in Eastern Europe?

Shit posting on forum will just increase the amount of UIF members willing to merc against you and your buddies or even bring their own armies to NA. Actually your activity on forum got us interested in NA strat.


Duh!  Thats the point - http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/squids-declare-war-on-kalmar-union/150/ (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/squids-declare-war-on-kalmar-union/150/)  "I'll use small words so you are sure to understand you warthog faced baboon." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_keWS1i3RA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_keWS1i3RA)

And its okay Nebun, I know its illegal for you to live the way you were born in your country https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFrZfluKDrc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFrZfluKDrc) except when it comes to whips, but in the internets you can blossom into a fresh young princess waiting for your romeo.  (You have always been archer for many years and always will be archer because you can't manual block or melee - hence how you have fully blossomed into gay princess mode of permanent kiting archer)  Also, go jack-off to Putin and relax already bud, its only a game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVDKp4IxHeI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVDKp4IxHeI)



P.S.  Like all extreme homophobes, we know Putin is a closet homosexual.
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Yarl on June 30, 2014, 10:41:46 am
its only a game.


Duh!  Thats the point - http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/squids-declare-war-on-kalmar-union/150/ (http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/squids-declare-war-on-kalmar-union/150/)  "I'll use small words so you are sure to understand you warthog faced baboon." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_keWS1i3RA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_keWS1i3RA)

And its okay Nebun, I know its illegal for you to live the way you were born in your country https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFrZfluKDrc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFrZfluKDrc) except when it comes to whips, but in the internets you can blossom into a fresh young princess waiting for your romeo.  (You have always been archer for many years and always will be archer because you can't manual block or melee - hence how you have fully blossomed into gay princess mode of permanent kiting archer)  Also, go jack-off to Putin and relax already bud, its only a game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVDKp4IxHeI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVDKp4IxHeI)



P.S.  Like all extreme homophobes, we know Putin is a closet homosexual.
lol
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Nebun on June 30, 2014, 11:14:06 am
damn u got pissed off :)) i'll let you be with your psychotic self )
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 30, 2014, 01:24:33 pm
Nebun, Harpag - has any UIF armies already entered NA?
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Harpag on June 30, 2014, 01:59:02 pm
Sure, I told him shut up, but he didn't listen. Now Matey will be pissed at him  :wink:
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Nebun on June 30, 2014, 02:06:15 pm
No DRZ armies there yet, we haven't decided yet if we just merc against them or come with armies.
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Harpag on June 30, 2014, 02:07:37 pm
No DRZ armies there yet, we haven't decided yet if we just merc against them or come with armies.

pussies  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Switchtense on June 30, 2014, 02:28:56 pm
No DRZ armies there yet, we haven't decided yet if we just merc against them or come with armies.

Don't worry, just give us your armies and we will get some nice battles with them :)
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Nebun on June 30, 2014, 02:53:41 pm
Don't worry, just give us your armies and we will get some nice battles with them :)

As i remember correctly u helping squids :)))
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Harpag on June 30, 2014, 03:32:09 pm
Oh yes.

Like a humoungous spider in the shower, it sits there waiting...

enjoy that I rated you as a skinny fly not worth interrupting afternoon nap  :wink:
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Nebun on June 30, 2014, 03:40:15 pm
we coming to NA so it should be like that

Oh yes.

Like a humoungous spiderman in the shower, it sits there waiting...
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Algarn on June 30, 2014, 05:34:41 pm
Oh yes.
Like a humoungous spiderman in the shower, it sits there waiting...

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Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Nebun on June 30, 2014, 05:52:23 pm
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or this
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Matey on June 30, 2014, 07:35:36 pm
Sure, I told him shut up, but he didn't listen. Now Matey will be pissed at him  :wink:

pah, I care not. We have been talking about provoking someone into wiping us out for months now, come along and give us some xp for the time we have wasted babysitting fiefs in the least entertaining strat yet.
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Switchtense on July 01, 2014, 12:50:40 am
pah, I care not. We have been talking about provoking someone into wiping us out for months now, come along and give us some xp for the time we have wasted babysitting fiefs in the least entertaining strat yet.

Go Shogunate on them: Declare war on Druzhina, invade them, then get wiped a few hours later :D Was fun for sure
Title: Re: FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
Post by: Khako on July 06, 2014, 09:39:09 pm
Just come to NA strat and end the shitfest that it is. It's not like you're doing anything in EU anyways.