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Title: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 29, 2014, 08:34:09 am
Well this game has a pretty interesting culture and community, there is truly no doubt about that. So I'm posing a question or two to you guys that both regard NA cRPG culture/community:

If you had to pick only three cRPG players to represent the entire NA cRPG community who would you choose and why? Lets just imagine that there's a terrible apocalyptic event that Yahweh launches on us because he got fucking sick and tired of us listlessly playing video games and just generally being shitty people. Like I don't know, he floods the earth in massive tidal waves of shit, and it drowns everyone EXCEPT for three cRPG players you get to choose to put in an underground bunker to re-emerge 5 years later and rebuild cRPG society IRL.

or if you're not digging that because you're an unimaginative cunt, i challenge you to find and post the single best screenshot to concisely sum up all of cRPG's culture

maybe the best poster will win a loom point or something, or maybe not because that kind of ruins the point of celebrating our culture and just makes this a pathetic loom grubbing contest. i don't know.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Ragnar_Ulfson on June 29, 2014, 08:38:33 am
Anyone else but you, you're garbage.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on June 29, 2014, 08:39:39 am
fuck you ulfson you fucking queefmaster
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Legs on June 29, 2014, 08:46:04 am
cRPG in a nutshell:
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Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: HardRice on June 29, 2014, 08:57:10 am
I'd choose spookisland.

Have him write up something like his ban essay and God will leave.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Artyem on June 29, 2014, 10:17:45 am
Smoothrich, Sandersson and Arowaine.

Maybe Kesh, just for the mayhem.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 29, 2014, 08:44:57 pm
Yahweh launches on us because he got fucking sick and tired of us listlessly playing video games and just generally being shitty people. Like I don't know, he floods the earth in massive tidal waves of shit, and it drowns everyone EXCEPT for three cRPG players you get to choose to put in an underground bunker to re-emerge 5 years later and rebuild cRPG society IRL.

The last part doesn't happen because I rigged the bunker to slowly fill with cement after the doors have sealed and locked themselves.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 02, 2014, 06:35:58 am
jesus christ this thread went down quicker than a crpg addict on an underage boy
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Ramza on July 02, 2014, 06:54:47 am
Sauce and Mae - Number of players would dramatically increase every 9 months.
Canary - To put the cRPG children in timeout if they misbehave.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Lemon_ on July 02, 2014, 07:07:25 am
Spookisland- enjoys pissing off/on others
Testicleez- Actually tries to have fun
Knightmare- Spergy tryhard who's only goal in the game is to win, not have fun. AKA my old friend
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: imisshotmail on July 02, 2014, 07:15:01 am
both the best single image, and the 3 best players to represent NA cRPG -

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Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: EyeBeat on July 02, 2014, 07:58:15 am
If you had to pick only three cRPG players to represent the entire NA cRPG community who would you choose and why?

Jeez I wonder if this has anything to do with Daruvian being upset about the Allers decision still.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 02, 2014, 08:01:59 am
wtf r u even on about m8 gob that to me mug see what happens

I was never even upset about it, it was more of a general "eh, thats pretty gay guys".
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: mcdeath on July 02, 2014, 01:52:06 pm
Spookisland- enjoys pissing off/on others
Testicleez- Actually tries to have fun
Knightmare- Spergy tryhard who's only goal in the game is to win, not have fun. AKA my old friend

You can't pick Testi because fun is a bannable offense. Why don't you look at a map for once and learn the rules.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Bronto on July 02, 2014, 02:06:23 pm
You can't pick Testi because fun is a bannable offense. Why don't you look at a map for once and learn the rules.

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Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Lord_Ulrich on July 03, 2014, 02:57:35 pm
I would be a daft cunt if I failed to vote for Lord_Ulrich.  So clearly, Lord_Ulrich is my choice.  I am sure there are two others who are worthy, but they mean less than nothing to me.
Sincerely and most grandiosely yours,
Lord_Ulrich                                                                                                                             
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Switchtense on July 03, 2014, 03:01:38 pm
I would be a daft cunt if I failed to vote for Lord_Ulrich.  So clearly, Lord_Ulrich is my choice.  I am sure there are two others who are worthy, but they mean less than nothing to me.
Sincerely and most grandiosely yours,
Lord_Ulrich                                                                                                                             

You may pull your thumb out of your ass now.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Sharpe on July 03, 2014, 03:34:53 pm
Piss of Ulrich, no one likes you, except maybe yourself and the other 2 alternate versions of your ego.

And to represent the almighty American community you have to pick Smoothrich, Kaoklai, and Kirby.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Lord_Ulrich on July 03, 2014, 04:06:16 pm
Your foolish and dishonourable lies mean less than nothing to me, you ignorant disgusting sow.  Everybody with a brain knows that
I care not about such things.
Fuck off and die. 
Lord_Ulrich
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Switchtense on July 03, 2014, 04:26:41 pm
Piss of Ulrich, no one likes you, except maybe yourself and the other 2 alternate versions of your ego.

I would not go that far to be honest. I assume his mother likes him as well. Even though probably only because of social obligation.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 03, 2014, 05:22:48 pm
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Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on July 03, 2014, 09:42:02 pm
Well this game has a pretty interesting culture and community, there is truly no doubt about that. So I'm posing a question or two to you guys that both regard NA cRPG culture/community:

If you had to pick only three cRPG players to represent the entire NA cRPG community who would you choose and why? Lets just imagine that there's a terrible apocalyptic event that Yahweh launches on us because he got fucking sick and tired of us listlessly playing video games and just generally being shitty people. Like I don't know, he floods the earth in massive tidal waves of shit, and it drowns everyone EXCEPT for three cRPG players you get to choose to put in an underground bunker to re-emerge 5 years later and rebuild cRPG society IRL.

or if you're not digging that because you're an unimaginative cunt, i challenge you to find and post the single best screenshot to concisely sum up all of cRPG's culture

maybe the best poster will win a loom point or something, or maybe not because that kind of ruins the point of celebrating our culture and just makes this a pathetic loom grubbing contest. i don't know.

Considering the apocalyptic circumstances.....  I would have to say myself.... and two random women lol (if there are 2 women playing this mod.) 

The human race is at stake and you want me to sit in a bunker with two fat, hairy, CRPG playing dudes?  WTF?  I'm not struggling for butt hole dominance.  I'll take my chances with the girls. 
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: LordLargos on July 03, 2014, 09:46:41 pm
If you wanted the cRPG community to survive.
-San: He;s pragmatic and seems to be of reasonably high intellect.
-Jona: He's intelligent and good at planning.
-SpookIsland: The man embodies cRPG culture and posses a higher skill with words presenting persuasive opportunities. 
If you want the cRPG community to go down in flames and perish with the rest of the world.
-Kaoklai: The furthest thing from level headed; he's also lacking in optimism and would sweep any man aside to ensure his best interests. 
-Kirby: He posses no positive traits and would surely drive the remaining survivors further into insanity thus resulting in a swift death by Kaoklai's hands.
-Plumbo/Vebb: Both of these shitlords are equally matched in their ability to whine, consume ungodly amounts of supplies, and create quarrel between their fellow companions.
P.S.
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Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 03, 2014, 11:52:01 pm
The human race is at stake and you want me to sit in a bunker with two fat, hairy, CRPG playing dudes?  WTF?  I'm not struggling for butt hole dominance.  I'll take my chances with the girls.

Agree, it would be much better to be trapped in a bunker with two fat, hairy CRPG playing chicks.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Jona on July 04, 2014, 12:48:14 am
Agree, it would be much better to be trapped in a bunker with two fat, hairy CRPG playing chicks.

Haha, after reading his quote I was gonna pretty much say the same thing. There is probably no difference in terms of attractiveness between any girls that may be around and the hoards of greasy, hairy, stinky guys.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Dionysus on July 04, 2014, 02:19:16 am
The human race is at stake and you want me to sit in a bunker with two fat, hairy, CRPG playing dudes?  WTF?  I'm not struggling for butt hole dominance.  I'll take my chances with the girls.

Rumor has it that in his bunker, Addy Hitla didn't swallow cyanide, but instead some Viagra for crazy "end-of-the-war" sexy times with Eva Braun. Unfortunately for him, the erection lasted for more than four hours and the Red Army was closing in, so you know the rest.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Sharpe on July 04, 2014, 03:05:56 am
Your foolish and dishonourable lies mean less than nothing to me, you ignorant disgusting sow.  Everybody with a brain knows that
I care not about such things.
Fuck off and die. 
Lord_Ulrich

You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: LordLargos on July 04, 2014, 09:24:52 am
You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries
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Ouch, Sharpe s pulling out all the stops on this one.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: HardRice on July 04, 2014, 10:07:15 am
Haha, after reading his quote I was gonna pretty much say the same thing. There is probably no difference in terms of attractiveness between any girls that may be around and the hoards of greasy, hairy, stinky guys.

You know, it always shocks me when I see what people who play crpg look like irl.

I'm always expecting amazingly obese people with horrid hygiene but everyone here just looks... Normal
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 04, 2014, 10:27:39 am
Bob - Represents a fun social butterfly. Draws in fans. Has fun. Compare to the XD of folks like JesusChrist, Mango, Testi, Pakus. I hate fun, personally.

I hope you don't mean me, because that would be very rude to shit talk me in game and then compliment me on forums ;]
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Switchtense on July 04, 2014, 10:37:42 am
I hope you don't mean me, because that would be very rude to shit talk me in game and then compliment me on forums ;]

To be very fair, you are a fucking pest ingame.

If you are on the enemy team I seem to die only to you.
If you are on the same team you always seem to steal my kills.


Apart from that I am sure you are a nice person with friends, a nice family, an average job, occasional constipation and an addiction to a virtual prison called cRPG.
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 04, 2014, 10:49:04 am
To be very fair, you are a fucking pest ingame.

If you are on the enemy team I seem to die only to you.
If you are on the same team you always seem to steal my kills.

Isn't that the plan?  :wink:

Apart from that I am sure you are a nice person with friends, a nice family, an average job, occasional constipation and an addiction to a virtual prison called cRPG.
Loner, a girlfriend, no job but in college, and rest is true  :P
Title: Re: NA cRPG Culture Thread (fuck off europe)
Post by: Switchtense on July 04, 2014, 11:58:45 am
Loner, a girlfriend, no job but in college, and rest is true  :P

Well I guess I was somewhat close :D