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Title: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Balikar on June 29, 2014, 02:43:57 am
Squidnaught wanted this thread created.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Noodlenrice on June 29, 2014, 03:29:58 am
I support this message.

I'm degenerating right now. My hands are under and scum is aqui
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Bryggan on June 29, 2014, 05:50:02 am
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on June 29, 2014, 03:25:52 am
Because we not only killed, but brutally murdered the old thread
That thread was deserving of death.  Not like my beautiful army which you destroyed.  Those ticks were my children!  You killed my own heart's blood in front of my eyes!  And what had I ever done to you to deserve that! Besides slaughtering unarmed donkey riding peaceful traders and stealing a shit load of goods.  But other than that (and a couple other battles), I did nothing!

But yeah, shitty thread.  What's with the hate?  Quite frankly, I like fighting the Squids cuz they are cool and I actually like them.  If I truly hated them, I would have rage quit first battle I lost.  But now it's like 'good one, guys, you really got me there'.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Thryn on June 29, 2014, 06:56:46 am
LOlOlOoloLOollOoLOL get DUNKED squids

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Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Holiday203 on June 29, 2014, 08:52:48 am
Rofl baliker I seen shit you've done bro and you know my position.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Jack1 on June 29, 2014, 09:23:49 am
I just want everybody to know that my standards for the squids has been lowered. It is hard to comprehend let alone to watch what I am about to post. you have been warned.

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Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: MURDERTRON on June 29, 2014, 09:37:42 am
Yea, but he also killed a Hospitaller, before being offed by his own teamate, Inglorious.


HES A WRECKING MACHINE
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Holiday203 on June 29, 2014, 10:15:08 am
He's a bot
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Balikar on June 29, 2014, 04:01:28 pm
Guys, this isn't about General Atlantis.. it's about how underhanded the squids are.  ;-)
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: BaleOhay on June 29, 2014, 04:56:00 pm
Quote from: Holiday203 on June 29, 2014, 08:52:48 am
Rofl baliker I seen shit you've done bro and you know my position.

on your knees in front of me?
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Thryn on June 29, 2014, 05:02:14 pm
Quote from: BaleOhay on June 29, 2014, 04:56:00 pm
on your knees in front of me?

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Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Balikar on June 29, 2014, 07:38:40 pm
Quote from: Holiday203 on June 29, 2014, 08:52:48 am
Rofl baliker I seen shit you've done bro and you know my position.

I'll stick to the high ground.  It's something you'd know nothing about.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Quiksilver on June 30, 2014, 02:13:01 am
Quote from: Balikar on June 29, 2014, 07:38:40 pm
I'll stick to the high ground.  It's something you'd know nothing about.
lmao what? you had been asked tons of times your in game name to scared to tell people that you insulted your name. and then you have a shitty time for a battle. I run by your shitty fief constantly without fear of getting attacked because i would slaughter your army XD. High ground that's funny.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Balikar on June 30, 2014, 02:20:06 am
Quote from: Quiksilver on June 30, 2014, 02:13:01 am
lmao what? you had been asked tons of times your in game name to scared to tell people that you insulted your name. and then you have a shitty time for a battle. I run by your shitty fief constantly without fear of getting attacked because i would slaughter your army XD. High ground that's funny.

It wasn't out of 'fear' that I didn't tell you my name.  This is a game.  What's there to fear?

As for a shitty time... can't arrange better.  Think about it.  I know it might be hard for you to do, but think about it.  What was I going to do, write to legs, and tell him:

"Hi legs.  I could have attacked you.  Don't sell the SnD, and don't reinforce.  Meet me at 'x' coordinates so I can fight you at a proper time."

I can understand arranging for a fief attack to be in prime time.  But caravan raiding?  Impossible. 
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Lucinda on June 30, 2014, 02:23:16 am
Slightly confused as to how we are underhanded, are last siege was with us being outnumbered by EU backed by an anti Squid alliance or ASA for short. This is followed by us being hit in times where we have jobs to do. Unfortunately Crpg can not be our most important activity in the day for our lives meaning we are not all able to drop what we are doing to attempt to protect our borders from the EU ASA squad. On a side note anyone who is able to play tomorrow early morning is welcome to sign up and help us defend our borders.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: HardRice on June 30, 2014, 02:32:14 am
Quote from: Lucinda on June 30, 2014, 02:23:16 am
Slightly confused as to how we are underhanded, are last siege was with us being outnumbered by EU backed by an anti Squid alliance or ASA for short. This is followed by us being hit in times where we have jobs to do. Unfortunately Crpg can not be our most important activity in the day for our lives meaning we are not all able to drop what we are doing to attempt to protect our borders from the EU ASA squad. On a side note anyone who is able to play tomorrow early morning is welcome to sign up and help us defend our borders.
It was a joke.

And lol I like to spread blatant propaganda about how I work and I'm a good American citizen fuck those goddamn EU terrorists too man

Quote from: Quiksilver on June 30, 2014, 02:13:01 am
lmao what? you had been asked tons of times your in game name to scared to tell people that you insulted your name. and then you have a shitty time for a battle. I run by your shitty fief constantly without fear of getting attacked because i would slaughter your army XD. High ground that's funny.
oh man so pro so pro

strat is all about equality and fairness, dude, we have to give the Chinese, Aussie, and European communities equal right to play in NA battles, right?

You wouldn't want to be a racist.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Bryggan on June 30, 2014, 02:38:36 am
You are 'underhanded degenerate scum' because the role you play in our game is that of the enemy.  You see, we are the wonderful heroes of the story who stand for all that is good (except for the 13 Knights, who are pagan and worship Tydeus the Nerfer), while you are the evil villains trying to bring freedom and democracy to Strat, which is anachronistic.  And you must have read enough posts to know what people think about historical accuracy here.

And most of us have jobs or school or panhandling during the day.  But caravans and field armies don't stand still.  When I attacked Al Yazid, I wanted Dirk to intercept the lightly armed large reinforcing army.  But unfortunately Dirk is a gentleman and explained that would cause an early morning war, so he just reinforced me.  And I got my ass kicked.  Perhaps I would have lost anyway, but I'm sure Dirk would have won had he attacked.

So tell the Devs to skip nighttime settings and just have battles in 'primetime'.

And maybe a little less EU bashing would have helped your rosters.  Maybe.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Bryggan on June 30, 2014, 02:39:34 am
Oh, and don't tell James we worship the Nerfer.  He thinks we're good chadzians.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Balikar on June 30, 2014, 03:35:49 am
Quote from: Lucinda on June 30, 2014, 02:23:16 am
Slightly confused as to how we are underhanded, are last siege was with us being outnumbered by EU backed by an anti Squid alliance or ASA for short. This is followed by us being hit in times where we have jobs to do. Unfortunately Crpg can not be our most important activity in the day for our lives meaning we are not all able to drop what we are doing to attempt to protect our borders from the EU ASA squad. On a side note anyone who is able to play tomorrow early morning is welcome to sign up and help us defend our borders.

I'm extremely confused.  There are no attacks slated for tomorrow that take place within Squid borders.

Also, I don't actually believe squids are underhanded degenerate scum.  It was more of a rebuttal to something a squid said in another post where he described his enemies in such a fashion. 
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Lt_Anders on June 30, 2014, 03:43:38 am
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Unless if you're posting about how ACRE and Kalmar Union are underhanded degenerate scum or how great the Squids are; Please go make your own thread. Thread closed until "Nebun and Kesh war" or "Soccer my old friends" threads are created. 

By squidnaught.

Also I just found out I caused 2 brothers to get angry at each other (i think? I'm still not sure really) over strat.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Bryggan on June 30, 2014, 03:45:50 am
Quote from: Balikar on June 30, 2014, 03:35:49 am
Also, I don't actually believe squids are underhanded degenerate scum.  It was more of a rebuttal to something a squid said in another post where he described his enemies in such a fashion. 
Hey, this is diplomacy, quit being decent.  Try not to think of the individual Squid players, who are all pretty cool, but think of the faction itself as a big cephalod spreading it's tentacles of evil everywhere.

And why aren't we getting bashed right back?  Come on Squids, use a little imagination.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Noodlenrice on June 30, 2014, 05:08:36 am
I call head tentacle.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Holiday203 on June 30, 2014, 08:50:36 am
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Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: MURDERTRON on July 01, 2014, 05:12:19 am
Balikar aka Moonshine unfriend his brother, ALLDAY, from Facebook over Strategus.

This is are lives.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 01, 2014, 05:29:05 am
I haven't kept up with strat for awhile so imma just guess on most this.

People want to get battles, no one wants to fight friends, and us(squids) have been assholes to people so now everyone has someone to fight.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Legs on July 01, 2014, 05:32:36 am
Quote from: PsychoTwins on July 01, 2014, 05:29:05 am
I haven't kept up with strat for awhile so imma just guess on most this.

People want to get battles, no one wants to fight friends, and us(squids) have been assholes to people so now everyone has someone to fight.

Yeah, pretty much.

And now... it's time to get dangerous.

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Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Keshian on July 01, 2014, 07:00:16 am
Quote from: Legs on July 01, 2014, 05:32:36 am
Yeah, pretty much.

And now... it's time to get dangerous.

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+1  :) :) Cool video - makes me want to watch blues brothers again.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Khako on July 06, 2014, 07:16:04 pm
At least the squids are providing battles on the daily :rolleyes: Who really gives a shit about this strat right now? It's boring as hell.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Bryggan on July 09, 2014, 09:50:50 pm
Ok, I'm moving my little rant from the Brittanic thread to this one.  The drunken one about Acre being at war before the Squids attacked.
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Acre and G-Force only had 4 battles, but both sides were also busy fighting the insidious AI.  In fact I believe that Murderbeards's army was actually a New Durqba liberating army, and no doubt his battle with me delayed that for a bit.

But G-Force and Acre are quite far from each other, and before too much could happen there was the whole marauder thing going on, and Acre decided to stay in the north.  And I guess G-Force figured defeating me
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was enough to avenge for New Ayn Assuadi
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and Al Yazid's caravan.
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Poor Al Yazid had to leave G-Force to get his own revenge later as a Squid
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And then G-Force slowly faded away.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 09, 2014, 09:58:26 pm
Lol you call that a war? When I heard about acre going to war with GFORCE I knew Acre as never gonna send down troops. Not with James in charge. He just turtles and considers his faction a crusader faction lol.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Holiday203 on July 09, 2014, 10:06:59 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on July 09, 2014, 09:50:50 pm
Ok, I'm moving my little rant from the Brittanic thread to this one.  The drunken one about Acre being at war before the Squids attacked.
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Acre and G-Force only had 4 battles, but both sides were also busy fighting the insidious AI.  In fact I believe that Murderbeards's army was actually a New Durqba liberating army, and no doubt his battle with me delayed that for a bit.

But G-Force and Acre are quite far from each other, and before too much could happen there was the whole marauder thing going on, and Acre decided to stay in the north.  And I guess G-Force figured defeating me
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was enough to avenge for New Ayn Assuadi
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and Al Yazid's caravan.
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Poor Al Yazid had to leave G-Force to get his own revenge later as a Squid
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And then G-Force slowly faded away.

You're an idiot, I grow tired of reading your post. Acre and 13k has been in a combined total of 3 actual battles with other factions other than squids. Also Acre had the EASIEST AI fights.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Mae. on July 09, 2014, 10:10:20 pm
Now I want a good clean fight, protect yourselves at all times, stop when you hear the whistle, and no hitting below where your belt should be.. alright?

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Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Bryggan on July 09, 2014, 10:22:05 pm
It was the biggest war of its time.  And James had transferred his fief to another member so he could head down and join in the fun, but then at that time Squids were showing up on enemy rosters without pseudonyms, and war in the north was imminent.  We were told not expect reinforcements in the desert due to that, and to try get back up north ASAP.  Once we got there the blockade was up and the Squid war was in full swing.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Balikar on July 09, 2014, 10:36:46 pm
Quote from: Mae. on July 09, 2014, 10:10:20 pm
Now I want a good clean fight, protect yourselves at all times, stop when you hear the whistle, and no hitting below where your belt should be.. alright?

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Thank you Mae, for bringing some humor to what has become a boring thread. 
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 09, 2014, 10:55:36 pm
Just to clear it up, we had a merc agreement set up with Acre. But James some how forgot ( he told us). And basically said we werent worth an agreement... lol? And thats why we merc'd against Acre.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Bryggan on July 09, 2014, 11:08:02 pm
I did not know that.  Well, just between you and me, I think that may have not been a wise decision on his part.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Bryggan on July 09, 2014, 11:08:40 pm
(Now I wait for Holiday to - that)
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 09, 2014, 11:42:03 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on July 09, 2014, 11:08:02 pm
I did not know that.  Well, just between you and me, I think that may have not been a wise decision on his part.
Lol James started all of this shit and SR has done more in this war so far. Kinda pathetic.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Bryggan on July 10, 2014, 12:15:19 am
So you're saying that if it wasn't for James there wouldn't be any wars in this strat.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 10, 2014, 12:17:36 am
Nah, for sure that smaller war between marauders and desire would have happened. Probably more. Can't predict that kind of stuff
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Artyem on July 10, 2014, 12:20:25 am
Marauders still owe somebody a fief... I wonder who?
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 10, 2014, 12:34:13 am
Quote from: Artyem on July 10, 2014, 12:20:25 am
Marauders still owe somebody a fief... I wonder who?
Who said they weren't being a strat faction at the beginning?
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 10, 2014, 12:55:31 am
RIP the butthole alliance 2014-2014

never forget m8s
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: njames89 on July 10, 2014, 02:55:44 am
Quote from: Wesleysnipes on July 09, 2014, 09:58:26 pm
Lol you call that a war? When I heard about acre going to war with GFORCE I knew Acre as never gonna send down troops. Not with James in charge. He just turtles and considers his faction a crusader faction lol.

Gee I wonder what group of shitheads started attacking us so we couldn't go Crusading... Fucking retard shut the fuck up Wesley. I thought you quit the game?

Quote from: Wesleysnipes on July 09, 2014, 10:55:36 pm
Just to clear it up, we had a merc agreement set up with Acre. But James some how forgot ( he told us). And basically said we werent worth an agreement... lol? And thats why we merc'd against Acre.

We had an unsigned merc agreement, you helped us secure AI fiefs and we did the same for you. Lest you forget how we helped you cap your AI fiefs. Not to mention you guys started signing against us. It is my mistake for not putting it in writing as I actually forgot you were helping us. That was an honest mistake for which I apologized to you. Apparently this makes me big bad James... or perhaps you just say whatever you can on here because you are desperate.

Quote from: Noodlenrice on July 09, 2014, 11:42:03 pm
Lol James started all of this shit and SR has done more in this war so far. Kinda pathetic.

Spewing propaganda doesn't make it true. We contribute to this strat whether you like it or not. Do we assist other factions in the war against you? Yes...
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 10, 2014, 03:20:39 am
Call him Chris Paul king of assists.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Holiday203 on July 10, 2014, 03:33:03 am
Even if you weren't a major ass, your crusades would have been short lived.
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Wesleysnipes on July 10, 2014, 03:33:44 am
So it takes one month plus to organize armies? If  you wanted to crusade it would've taken 2 weeks max. Anyways I did quit but I quit quitting;)
Title: Re: Squids are underhanded degenerate scum
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 10, 2014, 03:51:46 am
Squids and Astralis: Best enemies so far. No one else near the same level of battle status as these two.