Do you honestly think the first spoiler will get you anything?
You have just found a mysterious key! Nobody knows what lays behind the barred doors until you open them. Maybe it is the biggest treasure you have ever seen, maybe it is a pile of dust. SECRET KEY: I WANNA BE RICH! Winner: -
Do you like cookies? Yes? Great! Me too :D Here, have 5000 cRPG gold! Key: Thank you oh generous Switch for this incredible gift! Winner: -
Did anyone mention bacon? Because with these 15000 cRPG gold you can buy lots of it! :D Key: I am gay. Winner: -
I am running out of ideas what to say :( Key: I am bored Winner: -
I am [a]ttacking!
Switchsense is gay
Nope.
Oh there is something? Wait, just more spoilers :(
Wohoo! You have just found 10000 cRPG gold! Key: I have won!! :D Winner: -
Nice try.
[H]ello
You are seriously not bored yet? Wow, I actually am bored as hell creating this crap here. Take 5000 cRPG gold :) Key: Papercut Winner: -
I am getting confused by all those spoilers.
Aren't you getting confuzzled?
This is pretty much a dead end. Press Alt+F4 to continue.
Congrats! Here is 5000 cRPG gold for you! Key: I needz money! Winner: -
Ui fancy! Orange text! That means it is a MYSTERIOUS KEY! :D Get a terrific price, or maybe nothing. SECRET KEY: Don't mind me. I am just cleaning. Winner: -
Congratulations! You have just won 5000 cRPG gold! Key: Give me zhe moneyz! Winner: -
Hooray! You just got yourself 5000 cRPG gold! Key: I want moar! Winner: -
You have encountered a minotaur. Go to prison. Do not pass "Start". Do not collect 5000$.
You might want to grab a beer and some food. This can take some time.
Woooow! Yet another mysterious key! Do you dare to redeem it? SECRET KEY: gib loomz! Winner: -
You might wonder what the hell you are doing with your life. Unfortunately I cannot answer this for you, but as compensation you can have 5000 cRPG gold! Key: I shaved for this shit? Winner: -
Watch out! A sith! You may either put up some futile resistance or join the Dark Side and continue.
Gotta hurry, I'm getting hungry. 5000 cRPG gold if you bring me a sandwich! Key: Have a sandwich Winner: -
Took a while to get here huh? Key: y u do dis? Winner: -
Wise bunny say 'Meet girls in park' - good. 'Park meat in girls' - better. Take this small gift of 5000 cRPG gold :) Key: wise bunny very wise Winner: -
Ohhhhh! A mysterious key! What might be hidden within its treasure? SECRET KEY: I WANNA KNOW WHAT IS HIDDEN HERE! Winner: -
Keep searching, you will eventually find something :)
Woop! Woop! You have won 10000 cRPG gold! Key: I am poor :( Winner: -
Secret doorway. To open press Windowskey+L.
Let's get this over with. 5000 cRPG gold for you :) Key: Less than expected, but meh. Winner: -
Hey, I just met yo You have won 10000 cRPG gold :D Key: I like turtles. Winner: -
It is time for a mysterious key! Don't you think? SECRET KEY: I am just here for the drama. Winner: -
You have yet reached another milestone in the history of opening spoilers! Enjoy those 5000 cRPG gold coins! Key: You look like a duck Winner: -
Yay! You have just found a message that looks like a key, but actually isn't. So you better keep opening those spoilers :)
Luke! I am your father! That makes me legally obligated to pay alimony. So here, take those 10000 cRPG gold. Key: visitors can't see pics , please
register or
login Winner: -
How many prices are out there already? Ehh don't care, take these 5000 gold coins! Key: I'm bad at maths. Winner: -
I am getting a bit confused. Take my gold, 5000 to be precise. Key: Let's make a deal you can't refuse. Winner: -
You want loomz? You can have them! SECRET KEY: I want loomz! Winner: -
5000 gold Blah? Key: Blah Winner: -
Bit bored yet? 5000 gold compensation for you! Key: This is pretty lame Winner: -
Take these 5000 cRPG gold and stop wasting your time. Key: Okay okay! Winner: -
Are you happy about these 5000 gold? Key: Yay! Winner: -
Sorry, nothing here. Move along.
mmmm bacon
Moar mysterious keys! SECRET KEY: I like licking batteries
SECRET KEY! SECRET KEY! SECRET KEY! What will you get? SECRET KEY: Moo! Winner: -
Press Alt+F4 to recieve these 5000 gold. Key: Alt+F4 Winner: -
What was first, chicken or egg? 5000 for the answer! Key: The egg. Winner: -
You have encountered a minotaur. Go to prison. Do not pass "Start". Do not collect 5000$.
You wanna help me finish this? Takes ages :(
Watch out! A sith! You may either put up some futile resistance or join the Dark Side and continue.
Yay! You have just found a message that looks like a key, but actually isn't. So you better keep opening those spoilers :)
mmmm bacon
Eurgh. Nothing again.