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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Ganner on June 09, 2014, 09:34:55 pm

Title: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Ganner on June 09, 2014, 09:34:55 pm
For unknown reasons, bastards The Coorporation have decided to attack my free trade fief of New Rindyar Castle.  This can only be seen as a declaration of war on all free peoples. Come rally to the defense of my castle and our own free lands. Wenches for all.


Corporate scumbags, you know not what you are unleashing.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Goretooth on June 09, 2014, 09:54:53 pm
a free fief for them it seems
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Apocalyps on June 09, 2014, 10:16:54 pm
It is suck like hell, when sb. is attacking You without any reason. But I think you're just unlucky, becouse most EU not UIF factions leave to NA.
free trade fief I diod same in EU, only 1 village where you could sell/buy free...
I was under attack  3 times, all defense by me/or my lucky. They're attacking at suck time for You, lets attack them at suck time for them.
It is NA world, you can kick Us(EU imigrants) back to EU...


Next Strat We need to do Union of Free Trade Area city/village/castle
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Bryggan on June 09, 2014, 10:22:00 pm
Nice battle time.  Students and the employed need not apply.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 09, 2014, 10:24:40 pm
Hey, you don't get to fuck with Ganner! Only we get to fuck with Ganner! You have my spear arm and shield, Ganner.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 09, 2014, 11:49:20 pm
Nice battle time.  Students and the employed need not apply.

A battle fought by Old Worlders, NEETs, third-shifters, and those with a day off. It'll be one for the history books.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on June 10, 2014, 01:17:10 am
Hey, you don't get to fuck with Ganner! Only we get to fuck with Ganner! You have my spear arm and shield, Ganner.

And my Axe!

Who are these bastards?
A battle fought by Old Worlders, NEETs, third-shifters, and those with a day off. It'll be one for the history books.

But when 500 armed dudes show up and retake the castle with the badest roster NA has ever thrown at a wall...
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: HardRice on June 10, 2014, 05:07:56 am
Get the fuck out of our goddamn Strategus map, ya damn Europeans.

Im gonna laugh when DRZ wipes you off the NA map as well.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: arowaine on June 10, 2014, 05:32:37 am
For unknown reasons, bastards The Coorporation have decided to attack my free trade fief of New Rindyar Castle.  This can only be seen as a declaration of war on all free peoples. Come rally to the defense of my castle and our own free lands. Wenches for all.


Corporate scumbags, you know not what you are unleashing.

we will defend you and your honor ganner NONE SHALL FUCK WITH YOU.

note: we will also help cause we are against carebear kesh puties heh
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Gawin on June 10, 2014, 05:39:50 am
I will defend you for a blowjob
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Yoshi on June 10, 2014, 09:13:14 am
Damn Euromy old friends tryin' to take away our freedom again.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Switchtense on June 10, 2014, 11:51:51 am
Get the fuck out of our goddamn Strategus map, ya damn Europeans.

YEAH! GTFO! :D


No but seriously, I never had a problem with Bro's. In fact I like Chris and one or two other Bro's (Don't know the rest :D)

But attacking a way smaller faction, also at such a ridiculous time for the defender is just despicable.

You could have at least attacked at a decent NA time to make things fair.

Even though I am fellow EU scum, I will gladly help you defend your castle Ganner.

If you go to NA, then you should at least respect the NA community.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Mr.K. on June 10, 2014, 04:34:27 pm
It is my personal view that attacking the small time independents is a dick move, especially at a bad time and without provocation. However, the Coorporation has helped the Kalmar Union a lot in the past and I'll advice our members to stay neutral in this fight.

The EU players on NA side are not a block and Kalmar Union at this time is neutral to all factions involved in this "war".
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on June 10, 2014, 04:38:32 pm
Apparently these guys have never seen Rindyar before.  It's probably the worst fief to attack.  All it takes is a couple ladders for defenders and you're completely unable to enter using ladders.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: CALAMARI on June 10, 2014, 04:54:04 pm
It is my personal view that attacking the small time independents is a dick move, especially at a bad time and without provocation. However, the Coorporation has helped the Kalmar Union a lot in the past and I'll advice our members to stay neutral in this fight.

The EU players on NA side are not a block and Kalmar Union at this time is neutral to all factions involved in this "war".

Internal reports from The Republic of Squids Network of Global Monitoring, ROS-NOGM, show that the Carthage_Nymerrrrion army was created and launched from New Shulus between 9AM and 7PM Sat 6/7/14. 
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: ARN_ on June 10, 2014, 05:04:27 pm
Internal reports from The Republic of Squids Network of Global Monitoring, ROS-NOGM, show that the Carthage_Nymerrrrion army was created and launched from New Shulus between 9AM and 7PM Sat 6/7/14. 
Well report from Arn says that the army came form the EU side and yes sure they passed by our fief Shulus but we have nothing to do with it. I guess they are taking that castle for the simple reason that it was thier first in eu and they had their core land around it, as said before Kalmar stays neutral in this war.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Keshian on June 10, 2014, 05:14:15 pm
we will defend you and your honor ganner NONE SHALL FUCK WITH YOU.

note: we will also help cause we are against carebear kesh puties heh

Don't worry we will be fighting on same side now!  Arowaine loves FCC and Kesh now!  Yeah!
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Switchtense on June 10, 2014, 05:22:55 pm
Don't worry we will be fighting on same side now!  Arowaine loves FCC and Kesh now!  Yeah!

Does that mean that literally everybody loves FCC and Mighty Kesh now?
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 10, 2014, 05:47:18 pm
Internal reports from The Republic of Squids Network of Global Monitoring, ROS-NOGM, show that the Carthage_Nymerrrrion army was created and launched from New Shulus between 9AM and 7PM Sat 6/7/14. 

Aaah, the exact and cunning ROS-NOGM - an organisational Sherlock Holmes apparently - a 10 hour timeframe, really? Tell me Sherlock, how far can you travel in 10 hours on the stratmap?

No, Bros fled EU, they came by this way, since their former lands was in the north of EU which other way could they take?
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Ganner on June 10, 2014, 06:16:32 pm
The battle has been rescheduled to friday, if you have signed up please double check you can make the new time!  Thanks everyone for the support of free independent kingdoms!
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: CALAMARI on June 10, 2014, 06:25:47 pm
The report indicates that the Army value of New Shulus spiked to nearly 9,000 the suddenly fell to the high 5,000's. Shortly afterwards two armies left New Shulus; First an Acre trading army and then Carthage_Nymerrrrion. Troops were distributed to both as a prior report shows both parties dramatically smaller upon entering the village. Kalmar Union has strong ties to both Acre and Principality of Reyvadin. All these factions are in cahoots and seek to cause disruption of harmony amongst all free nations through unscrupulous practices.     
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Mr.K. on June 10, 2014, 06:50:10 pm
The report indicates that the Army value of New Shulus spiked to nearly 9,000 the suddenly fell to the high 5,000's. Shortly afterwards two armies left New Shulus; First an Acre trading army and then Carthage_Nymerrrrion. Troops were distributed to both as a prior report shows both parties dramatically smaller upon entering the village. Kalmar Union has strong ties to both Acre and Principality of Reyvadin. All these factions are in cahoots and seek to cause disruption of harmony amongst all free nations through unscrupulous practices.   

lol. Your spy network is failing :) Maybe rather than watch the numbers, just send a diplomat here, I'm sure we'll be gentle with him or preferably her!
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 10, 2014, 06:52:55 pm
The report indicates that the Army value of New Shulus spiked to nearly 9,000 the suddenly fell to the high 5,000's. Shortly afterwards two armies left New Shulus; First an Acre trading army and then Carthage_Nymerrrrion. Troops were distributed to both as a prior report shows both parties dramatically smaller upon entering the village. Kalmar Union has strong ties to both Acre and Principality of Reyvadin. All these factions are in cahoots and seek to cause disruption of harmony amongst all free nations through unscrupulous practices.   

Nymerrion was never in Shulus, as I am sure your intel would say since he can see my village from New Bhulaban, and no other army left here bigger than they came except for our own guys. We assembled our shit here and sent traders back to EU - 4 of them if you like to know each with 1500 troops - its a dangerous place you know.

Now, go play detective somewhere else
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Bryggan on June 10, 2014, 07:15:27 pm
The battle has been rescheduled to friday, if you have signed up please double check you can make the new time!  Thanks everyone for the support of free independent kingdoms!
Still at an impossible time. 

I originally welcomed the Euros here, thinking more armies meant more battles, plus they came here to have fun which was unavailable in Europe.  Now though, I see by attacking the small independents at horrible, horrible hours, they are not here to have fun, but to make our lives miserable.  Should this attack go on, the 13 Knights (another small clan) declare war on these trolls.

My advice to them would be to accept this as a loss, ally themselves with a warring faction, and take fiefs from larger enemies with allied support.  Without Ganner's Love Shack of Debauchery, where will I get my... er, special individual needs met?
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: phnxhdsn on June 10, 2014, 07:46:05 pm
For people saying 'euros/Eu's' in being general I'd just like to clarify that Mine, Switch's and Heskeys Faction are not affiliated with this attack despite sharing a similar colour on strategus and both being EU scum and that we would never attack Ganner :) Us being a small clan ourselves, And i think the more factions the merrier so smaller is better! ;)

We shall also be bringing some hopefully exciting battles to Na soon!
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Keshian on June 10, 2014, 10:11:57 pm
Still at an impossible time. 

I originally welcomed the Euros here, thinking more armies meant more battles, plus they came here to have fun which was unavailable in Europe.  Now though, I see by attacking the small independents at horrible, horrible hours, they are not here to have fun, but to make our lives miserable. 

Please don't generalize.  It would be like if Wardens of the North attacked Ganner at bad hour and then assuming that all NA including Occitan and Super Friends and DSE all attack at horrible hours.  Each EU clan is unique and most are very much open to having battle times that are good for eu and na if they are fighting on na side.

Its actually not a bad thing to have a fight over Rindyar, its not like any NA faction was going to attack it - so now we have an extra battle we wouldn't have had.  Battles are good - and NA seriously lacking in them except for what Squids and DSE intiate.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Bryggan on June 10, 2014, 10:15:10 pm
My apologies.  I assumed the European refugees had formed just one faction.  That, and you all look the same to me.

Ok, welcome Euro-Warriors, except for the Euro-Scum Corporation.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: GRANDMOM on June 10, 2014, 10:17:29 pm
My apologies.  I assumed the European refugees had formed just one faction.  That, and you all look the same to me.

Ok, welcome Euro-Warriors, except for the Euro-Scum Corporation.

Thankyou Bryggan, we all look the same except for some of us, and others cant swim
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Switchtense on June 10, 2014, 11:00:19 pm
We chose orange because at the time it was not used in NA.
Now that Coop is coming to NA we will make sure to choose another colour to not be associated with them. (They had orange way before us)

No matter what we attack, we (HBMRAF) will always try to make it NA prime time, or maybe a wee bit earlier so we can play as well. 8ish PM EST is usually the time we try pick if we have a choice. (+/-)
I understand for some it is still too early (especially western coast guys) but there is no way Heskey, Phoenix or I would ever give our consent to attack at such a ridiculous time as Bro's.

I am really curious about how many mercs they will get. Surely not many NAs. And a 130 ping roster will not get them this castle. So they basically cut their own flesh with this attack.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Bryggan on June 11, 2014, 01:50:52 am
Its actually not a bad thing to have a fight over Rindyar, its not like any NA faction was going to attack it - so now we have an extra battle we wouldn't have had.  Battles are good - and NA seriously lacking in them except for what Squids and DSE intiate.

And the 13 Knights.  What the 13 Knights initiate.  It looks like you forgot to mention the 13 Knights.  Because the 13 Knights initiated several battles, and plan on initiating several more.  Now that our faction Displaced Knights and Second Sons (or DiKASS for short) size has doubled its numbers (to four), you can expect a lot more battles.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Goretooth on June 11, 2014, 01:55:49 am
Please don't generalize.  It would be like if Wardens of the North attacked Ganner at bad hour and then assuming that all NA including Occitan and Super Friends and DSE all attack at horrible hours.  Each EU clan is unique and most are very much open to having battle times that are good for eu and na if they are fighting on na side.

Its actually not a bad thing to have a fight over Rindyar, its not like any NA faction was going to attack it - so now we have an extra battle we wouldn't have had.  Battles are good - and NA seriously lacking in them except for when I tell the Squids to intiate.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Canary on June 11, 2014, 02:25:23 am
Please don't generalize.  It would be like if Wardens of the North attacked Ganner at bad hour and then assuming that all NA including Occitan and Super Friends and DSE all attack at horrible hours.  Each EU clan is unique and most are very much open to having battle times that are good for eu and na if they are fighting on na side.

Translation: "I invited a specific bunch of EU guys who were having trouble accomplishing anything on EU to come to NA with the motive of attacking people I don't like because it would be easy pickings and since they're now my vassals they'll do what I tell them."
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Keshian on June 11, 2014, 04:20:15 am
Translation: "I invited a specific bunch of EU guys who were having trouble accomplishing anything on EU to come to NA with the motive of attacking people I don't like because it would be easy pickings and since they're now my vassals they'll do what I tell them."

Wow, Canary and you accuse me of making conspiracy theories.  I haven't talked to anyone in bros in ages.  Not even sure where you can connect a random attack on Rindyar castle (who I merced for his side when he took it and will merc for his side if I can actually make the battle) with me.  And vassals?  What?  When have I ever had vassals?

Also, as far as I know the Bros still own a dozen fiefs in EU and accomplished a lot more than some random mercantile faction (cough *legitimate businessmen* cough) that bought every fief they own using crpg gold and looms and do nothing but trade runs.  Really shouldn't put your foot in your mouth like that canary when you accomplished nothing yourself.

Goretooth - same thing, I'm part of an 8-man faction.  I don't make the decisions for any other factions, certainly not ones much larger than ours and with plenty of competent leaders.  Of course, if you need me to start making decisions for the giant conglomerate of Occitan, Chevalieres, Hospitallers - just let me know.  I can promise some actual fights will get initiated and it wouldn't be flag capping ai fiefs.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Canary on June 11, 2014, 04:35:26 am
 :wink: good to see you too, buddy

(I'm playing strat drama)
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Post by: Lemon_ on June 11, 2014, 04:42:58 am
Get a room you two, this isn't strat 3.
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Post by: Rhalzo on June 11, 2014, 04:49:14 am
Also, as far as I know the Bros still own a dozen fiefs in EU and accomplished a lot more than some random mercantile faction (cough *legitimate businessmen* cough) that bought every fief they own using crpg gold and looms and do nothing but trade runs.  Really shouldn't put your foot in your mouth like that canary when you accomplished nothing yourself.

It sounds like they have accomplished a decent amount then if they own a bunch of fiefs. If they felt the need to spend cRPG gold and looms (not confirmed), then that was their own choice and not really your problem.

What exactly have you done this strat, Kesh? I know I've only gotten a castle so far, so I'm not one to throw stones here. I'm just wondering what exactly you have done that you're saying that other people haven't accomplished anything.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Artyem on June 11, 2014, 04:55:20 am
I actually really like what the Legitimate Businessmen are doing, mercantile factions (as Kesh has labeled them) are an interesting twist on what we usually see in strategus.

keep it up Ascalon and friends!
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 11, 2014, 08:17:57 am
I actually really like what the Legitimate Businessmen are doing, mercantile factions (as Kesh has labeled them) are an interesting twist on what we usually see in strategus.

keep it up Ascalon and friends!

Didn't they gank some unguarded fiefs from someone, anyway, in addition to taking Durquba from the all-mighty AI faction? It ain't glorious, but it's not the same thing as
accomplished a lot more than some random mercantile faction (cough *legitimate businessmen* cough) that bought every fief they own using crpg gold and looms and do nothing but trade runs.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: HardRice on June 12, 2014, 03:40:09 am
Ive gotta say, damn good damage control on the forums, Bros. Even got kesh to post so that we would all be blinded by our hatred to him. I've never hated Kesh, but I do hate you smarmy little shitsocks now.

Remember the Alamo, motherfuckers
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Bronto on June 13, 2014, 12:21:42 am
I started to read these posts and then was just like fuck it. All I know is EU scum attacked Banner. Ain't nobody got time fo' DAT! Banner I'll be there defending the [w]alls!
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Ganner on June 13, 2014, 09:09:38 pm
Castle has fallen, village is up next tomorrow. Corp hope you have reinforcements, efforts to retake are underway. Good fights all around, thanks to the defenders that did show up.
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Post by: Ganner on June 14, 2014, 08:51:30 pm
Village defense was a success, thanks all for showing up!
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Post by: Austrian on June 17, 2014, 08:01:13 pm
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Post by: Bryggan on June 18, 2014, 01:13:19 am
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Post by: Balikar on June 18, 2014, 01:41:45 am
and sometimes Canada

Isn't that one of the states?  ;-)
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Bryggan on June 18, 2014, 05:13:19 am
Isn't that one of the states?  ;-)
Actually we think of the USA as our 4th Territory.
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Post by: Sharpe on June 18, 2014, 01:33:04 pm
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Post by: Balikar on June 18, 2014, 01:48:25 pm
Actually we think of the USA as our 4th Territory.

Really?  I thought we were viewed as Canada's military?  ;-)
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Bryggan on June 18, 2014, 07:14:19 pm
True.  Seeing as you guys refused to pay stamp tax etc back in the 1770s, we figured we'll pretend to let you have independence so you'd make your own army (the war of 1812 was just to train you), then make the rest of the world hate you so if NA was attacked, you'd take the brunt and everyone would forget about ol' little friendly Canada.  We're proud to say it worked.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Keshian on June 18, 2014, 07:24:32 pm
True.  Seeing as you guys refused to pay stamp tax etc back in the 1770s, we figured we'll pretend to let you have independence so you'd make your own army (the war of 1812 was just to train you), then make the rest of the world hate you so if NA was attacked, you'd take the brunt and everyone would forget about ol' little friendly Canada.  We're proud to say it worked.

When you people talk the tops of your heads disconnect from the bottom half.  I know, I saw it on South Park - so it has to be true.  All Americans are smart from what they watch on tv.
Title: Re: The Scum of The Coorporation has attacked my sovereign nation!
Post by: Bryggan on June 18, 2014, 10:24:00 pm
When you people talk the tops of your heads disconnect from the bottom half.  I know, I saw it on South Park - so it has to be true.  All Americans are smart from what they watch on tv.
That is as true as the fact that we all say 'aboot'.  So, if you're looking for Canadian spies, just look for disconnected heads and people who say 'aboot'.  Everyone else can be trusted.