cRPG
cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: NejStark on June 09, 2014, 12:39:52 am
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I spawned, went for the spawnrape, got oneshoted by an awlpiking peasant.
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Just a moment later, a stray plated charger ran over the agility whoring peasant from behind and knocked him unconscious.
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I fired myself a bolt in ma feet with my MW Arbalest....
I know it isn't possible in crpg but let me dreaminit !!!!
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I limped towards the healing tent, when in the very moment of me reaching it fucking Steevee impaled my other foot with an arrow.
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I see Pepe trying and failing to shoot his own feet. Change char and respawn as HX on other team. Shoot him in the foot.
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(Oh, misunderstood it and continued from PEPEs view, will make my own now)
After having killed Nej with my Awlpike, I make my way over to the little bridge cause I see another peasant running across it to Brocode with him.
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Spawn in and advance forward with the group. We encounter main force of enemy team in an alley. I shout Elbereth Gilthoniel! as I charge in proper RP spirit. I realize my team ran away and I am charging alone like an idiot. As the 2h horde closes in on me and my doom is nigh. I wonder if I can take enough out to get valour.
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go on main get one shotted by longbow rage quit go play xbow get one shotted frum cav bump rage go play longsword get oneshot by xbow rage go play main..... cycles like dat
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Spawn in, pretend to be Oberyn and stab shit, going pretty well, run across a str whore in plate; get my head caved in by a Masterwork Longsword/Bec.
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Spawn in after respeccing my STF into a wildling marauder. I see Pepe off in a field trying to shoot himself in the foot and decide that's someone I'd like to protect. I head in his direction. In doing so I pass by Lethwin's alley and see him kill one of the horde inexplicably not wearing a helmet with a deft right swing. As he moves on to the next target an unseen longmauler crushes him instantly. Finally making it near Pepe's position I miss the freshly minted HA aiming for his feet and indirectly catch the bolt in my face killing me instantly.
[really wanted to play that stf]
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Rolls in like a Murican badass and lays waste to EU scum.
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A dark room, I see Elvis, Axl Rose and Beyonce choking on meatballs.
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*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server
Twiddles thumbs
*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server
Watches episode of A Bit of Fry and Laurie
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***Unable to connect to server
Dreams of food
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**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server
Gathers $2 in change from around the apartment
Drives to Taco Bell and back
*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server
Smokes a joint and eats tacos
*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server
Begins making this post
*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server
Finishes post
*Attempts to log onto server
**Validating serial number
***Unable to connect to server
One last try
***SERVERS SHOW UP***
edit: they are down again...
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Money for weed but no money for food I like it. And people wonder why most stoners are skinny and not fat from munchies.
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Money for weed but no money for food I like it. And people wonder why most stoners are skinny and not fat from munchies.
Got it for free from a generous friend. :p
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My character is standing motionless near the viscount while I fap on the toilet AFK. 8-)
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At the start of a new round I steer my +3 courser over my spawning teammates while pressing 'qqw' and 'qics'
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Field by the river, I spawn, and my team rushes the ruins while I, rush the upper bridge all alone!
Suddenly I`m surrounded by Chase, Muffin, Tommyy, Atze, Alexjei and I see Thomek and Khorin coming from my rear trying to surround me, and then I GTX.
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Spawn in and QQV as the very first thing and then start running. While I pass PEPE I wonder what he's doing with the crossbow aiming down on the ground... While I still wonder about PEPE, GK_Musashi couches me from behind in minute 6:23 of the round.
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Dunno what exactly PEPE is doing with that crossbow, but it's a good moment to nudge him. At least he won't ctrl+M me like BlackBow.
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I quickly go back to the server screen to look for text based siege.
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*Joins the server, Equips his Sword, shield and good armor*
*Spawns*
*Meow* =3
*Charges into enemy crowd*
*Notices tons of ranged and starts dodging*
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^ Totally how It would go down! :3
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Spawn ----> Headshot ----> Quit ----> Uninstall
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PEPE plays FIFA2013 atm.... try to TK mates and throw shit on goalkeeper.... unsuccessfully.... shit Mount & Fifa
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Meanwhile I stand at the edge of the map, in peasant clothes and a long axe, trying to cut down some trees for roleplay's sake.
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Meanwhile I stand at the edge of the map, in peasant clothes and a long axe, trying to cut down some trees for roleplay's sake.
How far did u get?
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QFY QFY QFY QFY
I charge forward into battle
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How far did u get?
Far enough to get accused of leeching. :)
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First round spawn slightly late, immediately couched by enemy cav spawnraping.
Round two, run in group of infantry, see enemy group, we all charge, all teammates stop without me realising, 6 vs 1 instant death.
Round three, run off on own no longer trusting team, dodge cavalry, enemy HA sees me, follows shooting me, die after 45 seconds of utterly pointless dodging while getting shot hoping he will get bored and fuck off.
Round four, run in group of infantry, get 1 shot from other side of map. QQ in chat prompting 12 people to write QQ and get a shield.
Round five, quit, go to EU2, its conquest, 4 people on server, quit. Swear never to play crpg again.
Round six, back to EU1, run in group, get behind archer that one shot me and smash an axe in his fucking head. I like crpg again.
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I charge into battle with the main blob. suddenly there is no main blob anymore and I think fuck it I go cav hunting with my 1h sword.
After dehorsing the first cav I get so overexited that I try to confront face-on with a heavy lance.
FAIL AS ALLWAYS
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Headed the wrong way - FUCKING FOG WTF WHERE AM I?!
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Spawn in late, instantly think "fuck.." and expect a instant death from cav. Notice its raining, think "fuck sake rain again.."
so far not so good. look at how many players alive on my team, we are outnumbered 10.
takes me forever to locate the main group in rain.
i see some green text so there is still hope, notice 4 archers together "ye your alright" sneak by them unseen still trying to locate main group.
after 2mins ive managed to survive with all my HP from spawning late in the rain. and the teams are even.
i manage to find what looks like the main group on my team, i try to navigate the best way to them avoiding any enemies. it was challenging but i managed it.
im with my team now and im thinking how i should approach the team fight that's coming up.
no need i take one step and im couched in the back, bumped over and headshotted by a thrower, xbower and an archer with no arrows. i smile and think cRPG.