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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Johammeth on May 19, 2014, 11:17:23 pm

Title: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Johammeth on May 19, 2014, 11:17:23 pm
This object is a Masterwork Wooden Stick.
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It is made out of Wooden Stick.
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It is decorated with an image of a face in wood.
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All craftsmanship is of the lowest quality.
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This object menaces with spikes of Poorly Rendered Face
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It is surrounded by an aura of madness and confusion.
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This object is a Masterwork Wooden Stick.
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Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 19, 2014, 11:26:29 pm
Nice, dude. How long did you spend on it?

Someone should do masterwork stones next.
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Joseph Porta on May 19, 2014, 11:33:35 pm
:o now you've inspired me
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Warborn304 on May 19, 2014, 11:36:18 pm
I'm actually fucking impressed. You bring quality posts to the community.
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Johammeth on May 19, 2014, 11:38:22 pm
Thanks!

I spent a couple hours on it yesterday setting up the shape/layout and a couple more today carving attacking it with the Dremel.

I officially declare this week cRPG arts and crafts week!
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Switchtense on May 19, 2014, 11:39:26 pm
Please make this a thing.
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: the real god emperor on May 19, 2014, 11:53:25 pm
Want a Nordic War Sword for it? I got plenty of em

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Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Tiger on May 19, 2014, 11:54:22 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on May 19, 2014, 11:26:29 pm
Nice, dude. How long did you spend on it?

Someone should do masterwork stones next.

http://www.boredpanda.com/stone-sculptures-hirotoshi-ito/ (http://www.boredpanda.com/stone-sculptures-hirotoshi-ito/)
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Joseph Porta on May 19, 2014, 11:57:28 pm
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For u, because of cool posts.  :D

Took the dude from your profile pic as example :p

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Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Johammeth on May 20, 2014, 12:24:29 am
Quote from: Kratos on May 19, 2014, 11:53:25 pm
Want a Nordic War Sword for it? I got plenty of em

Thanks for the offer, but I've still got more to work on/learn from the stick. Gonna look for a cheap set of woodcarving chisels this weekend and try for something more ornate at the bottom!


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Nice! My stairs feel safer already!
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Ramza on May 20, 2014, 12:32:27 am
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Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Jona on May 20, 2014, 01:29:47 am
Quote from: Tiger on May 19, 2014, 11:54:22 pm
http://www.boredpanda.com/stone-sculptures-hirotoshi-ito/ (http://www.boredpanda.com/stone-sculptures-hirotoshi-ito/)

"Japanese Artist Creates Incredible Stone Sculptures That Defy The Laws Of Physics." Defying the laws of physics is probably the most over-used phrase. Firstly, nothing can really defy the laws of physics, save for a new scientific discovery that may prove our existing laws completely incorrect. But really, please... tell me how sticking a zipper on a rock suddenly breaks science? Cool sculptures nonetheless...

Quote from: Johammeth on May 19, 2014, 11:38:22 pm
Thanks!

I spent a couple hours on it yesterday setting up the shape/layout and a couple more today carving attacking it with the Dremel.

I officially declare this week cRPG arts and crafts week!

Man, the only way to carve a stick is with a knife! Using a power tool just feels like cheating... slowly whittling away with a pocket knife just adds to the love imbued on said stick! :P
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 20, 2014, 01:54:06 am
I'm a tool of power and I carve things all the time.
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Alexander_TheGreat_ on May 20, 2014, 03:27:15 am
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Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Tojo on May 20, 2014, 03:48:17 am
Quote from: Alexander_TheGreat_ on May 20, 2014, 03:27:15 am
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What you have there is a masterwork PLANK this difference is a plank has been cut into a flat shape, while a stick is an unaltered limb.

Just some clarification I majored in wood shop
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Tiger on May 20, 2014, 04:06:34 am
Quote from: Jona on May 20, 2014, 01:29:47 am
"Japanese Artist Creates Incredible Stone Sculptures That Defy The Laws Of Physics." Defying the laws of physics is probably the most over-used phrase. Firstly, nothing can really defy the laws of physics, save for a new scientific discovery that may prove our existing laws completely incorrect. But really, please... tell me how sticking a zipper on a rock suddenly breaks science? Cool sculptures nonetheless...

It's not talking about physics, it's just seems to be a metaphor how it is perceived in art.
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Jona on May 20, 2014, 05:01:26 am
I know that it isn't exactly a scientific journal article, but... why describe art with incorrect scientific assumptions? Is it too hard to just say it looks cool? :P
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: SMEGMAR on May 20, 2014, 05:33:44 am
Finally, an excuse to post my gay polehammery thing.

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Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Joseph Porta on May 20, 2014, 10:12:29 am
Quote from: SMEGMAR on May 20, 2014, 05:33:44 am
Finally, an excuse to post my gay polehammery thing.
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If you made that - thats legit as fuck man!

I will also post my shit then  8-)

i made this a few years ago
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On this
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It used to be sharp but ive used it frequently in the past years. (Yes its a useable tool) to sharpen it I made the cutting blade by 'stroking' the hammer away from the edge, like smearing it into the direction that needs to cut. Afterwards I used this:

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Just spit on it and rub the cutting edge's flat side across it for a smooth finish. (Theres a tactic, but i cant explain in english, missing the vocabulary..
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Kafein on May 20, 2014, 06:37:06 pm
"On the stick is a representation of San and a Goblin. The goblin is in a fetal position. San is smiling like a Picasso painting."
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Tanken on May 20, 2014, 09:59:12 pm
Your posts are pure gold, Johammeth. You make your old master weep with satisfaction that he raised such a young squire to become such a pillar of Calradia
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Utrakil on May 20, 2014, 10:36:08 pm
Johammeth you were a big inspiration to me.
Today I found me a nice maple stick. Ecorticate and cut into rough shape it now looks like this.
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I have to admit it turns out to be more club than wooden stick.
But however tomorrow I will try to find me a good carvingknife and loom the shit out of it.
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Johammeth on May 20, 2014, 10:43:08 pm
Quote from: Utrakil on May 20, 2014, 10:36:08 pm
Johammeth you were a big inspiration to me.
Today I found me a nice maple stick. Ecorticate and cut into rough shape it now looks like this.
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I have to admit it turns out to be more club than wooden stick.
But however tomorrow I will try to find me a good carvingknife and loom the shit out of it.

Oh man that's a beauty, I'm jealous!
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Tanken on May 20, 2014, 11:17:29 pm
Quote from: Utrakil on May 20, 2014, 10:36:08 pm
Johammeth you were a big inspiration to me.
Today I found me a nice maple stick. Ecorticate and cut into rough shape it now looks like this.
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I have to admit it turns out to be more club than wooden stick.
But however tomorrow I will try to find me a good carvingknife and loom the shit out of it.


That's not a stick, that's your mom's antique dildo.
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Utrakil on May 20, 2014, 11:24:27 pm
Quote from: Tank Burner on May 20, 2014, 11:17:29 pm

That's not a stick, that's your mom's antique dildo.

Is your butt jealous now?
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Porkthegreat on May 21, 2014, 01:55:54 am
Awesome posts guys.  Love the cave man dildo, the rocks, and all the metalwork.  Someone should use a masterwork stick to carve another masterwork stick....  > . > Not dremel....Unless its a masterwork dremel.
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Utrakil on May 21, 2014, 08:32:30 pm
I have loomed my stick today.
It's a +2 now. Maybe I find the time someday to loom it to +3.
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Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Joseph Porta on May 23, 2014, 12:23:15 am
Quote from: Utrakil on May 21, 2014, 08:32:30 pm
I have loomed my stick today.
It's a +2 now. Maybe I find the time someday to loom it to +3.
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Hmm your stick is of nice wood, did you buy it or just grabbed one from the woods?
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Utrakil on May 23, 2014, 01:00:05 am
It's a fresh cut maple branch. I found it next to a road where municipal workers cut a lot of trees. I past by there the day after I read the OP and had to take it.
Title: Re: Masterwork Wooden Stick.
Post by: Joseph Porta on May 23, 2014, 01:37:59 am
Dang nice piece of wood, the stuff that lays around here is ussually a bit wet/rotten-ish.