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Title: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: HarunYahya on May 12, 2014, 11:57:12 pm
So kitty lovers it's time to meet up !

I got a question. I got my boy neutered 3 days ago, he started yowling like he wants to fuck every living beign right after he recovered from operation. I have no idea how the fuck he does that without a pair of balls though. I let him outside to find someone to have his first and last sex, he came back with scars on his face now he's in utter desperation crying at balcony  :rolleyes: gonna go to vet tomorrow but Im up for any advice I can have !
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Rumblood on May 13, 2014, 01:49:32 am
You got him fixed too late. You don't let them go through puberty.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: HarunYahya on May 13, 2014, 02:23:33 am
Well actually I wanted to neuter him when he becomes 1 year old but couldn't wait since he's been yowling and spraying since he was 9 months old so I did it at 11 months old.
He's been with me since 4th month of his life.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Tagora on May 13, 2014, 03:14:04 am
I wouldn't trust that moustache with a cat.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Cicero on May 13, 2014, 08:28:37 am
I wouldn't trust that moustache with a cat.
I would trust that two twins that even i could bang with a cat.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: IR_Kuoin on May 13, 2014, 08:49:17 am
Shoul'da gotten him a cat prostitute.
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Post by: Prpavi on May 13, 2014, 09:15:25 am
Take him to a different vet, maybe this one didn't do a proper job
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Post by: Vibe on May 13, 2014, 10:54:43 am
Yeah usually you cut their balls off earlier. Neutered cats still spray and do territory wars though. Maybe he just wants to go out and claim his land and fight the niggas in the hood. My gf's old cat still keeps coming home all beaten up from time to time.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: SixThumbs on May 13, 2014, 01:57:26 pm
That's probably one of the worst noises when I'm laying in bed trying to go to sleep and I hear two cats duke it out.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 13, 2014, 02:51:45 pm
That's probably one of the worst noises when I'm laying in bed trying to go to sleep and I hear two cats duke it out.

How to deal with cats.

A true cat story ( semi-boring, like any true story is ):
 
So i have been working with this guy for the past 3 years. He is like 50, and does not talk all that much, but we are only two here, so we do share stupid stories occasionally.
His ex-wife left her cat with him, when they split up, so he has to take care of it, even though he is not a big animal-lover. At some point, he noticed that the cat is acting hungry all of a sudden, even though the cat was getting the same amount of food, and the plate was empty every time he was back from work. It went on like this for a week - cat is getting double portions every day, without getting fatter or anything.
 
There was something that made my colleague suspicious though, and gave him an idea of what might be going on: the cat was staying inside most of the weekend, on the second floor, and didn't seem to be eager to go out. So on Monday, he went to work as usual, locking the cat-door on the "in" position: what comes in - can't come out. And just as he suspected, there was one more cat locked in his house, when he came back from work that day.
 
And here comes a part of the story, that will make every cat-loving person shiver in dread: My colleague unlocked the cat-door, cornered the marauding robber-cat inside the bathroom, and emptied a bucket of icy water on it  :shock:
 
Never seen that cat again.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: IR_Kuoin on May 13, 2014, 02:54:01 pm
Just what I expect from a 50 year old man with a cat. I'm guessing he is also buff and got an epic beard.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 13, 2014, 03:01:46 pm
Just what I expect from a 50 year old man with a cat. I'm guessing he is also buff and got an epic beard.

He is almost 2m, and 150+ kg. Not fit at all. And no beard. Though he is hairy as fuck, and likes to ware shorts+tshirt when the tepreture outside is getting above 5'C :)
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: IR_Kuoin on May 15, 2014, 09:29:18 am
He is almost 2m, and 150+ kg. Not fit at all. And no beard. Though he is hairy as fuck, and likes to ware shorts+tshirt when the tepreture outside is getting above 5'C :)

No stereotypical old man? :(

Well your description is more realistic for Scandinavian men :D
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Prpavi on May 15, 2014, 10:27:12 am
Does he have a porno stache?

example:

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Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Vibe on May 15, 2014, 10:44:47 am
Does he have a porno stache?

example:

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Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Kortkort on May 15, 2014, 12:32:42 pm
If you opt for having a few free cats you may want to be diligent about checking for claws lodged in wounds(Especially on the cheeks).
They have a tendency to cause very nasty infections, so always have antibiotics on hand.
It has happened to two of my cats, first time it nearly killed the poor bastard because I didn't notice the infection early.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Tagora on May 28, 2014, 07:35:49 am
this is now my cat thread.
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Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: LordBerenger on May 28, 2014, 05:44:28 pm
Only nerds loves cats. And single ladies.

Real men prefers dogs.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: AntiBlitz on May 28, 2014, 06:00:58 pm
she wishes it were her.........Tagora why dont you stop pretending to be someone you are not, how are you a russian model, yet you live in California?  how is it your supposed modeling page states you live in St. Petersburg Russia.  Why is it you have not once typed on this forum in russian, yet you type in russian all the time on your page, how is it your so highly educated yet, you have to use google translate on your supposed modeling page to speak anything more then a few sentences?  You constantly claim on your supposed modeling page you are 17, constantly repeating that to anyone who asks, yet, you are 21 on the crpg forums, care to explain?



joanfmendo Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
hehehehe how old are you, Alena? Greetings from Colombia :)

:iconalena-u96:
Alena-U96 Jan 28, 2014
hello:3 17 :) (Smile)

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Wedge33dr Jan 20, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Great gallery. You are a fantastic model, but you look so young! If I may ask, how old are you?

:iconalena-u96:
Alena-U96 Jan 20, 2014
thank you very much :aww:
hehe frequent question :D 17 Paw Print (Purple) - F2U!

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This is on your profile page, which you seem to regularly update and comment on, for someone who is as educated as yourself, why would you write like this, it cant be old, it was just typed out in January of this year, yet in 2012 you had no problem typing out an entire paragraph explaining your political status and views on the problems at hand


"Hello people, i'm just russian girl...i like  fun & simple home photo Paw Print (Purple) - F2U!
personal messages are always available, write me on any questions ;) (Wink)
Thank you all my friends, i am very pleased Dance!
I am grateful for your work
I'm always glad to good people :)                                                                                                                                       
-google translate-"

This is supposedly you typing a response to someone in poor english.

"Alena-U96 Jan 21, 2014
ok, it is normal. I will be glad to see result. i see your work in gallery - so beautiful ;)"



>Implying that none of this was related to the cold war and our race to be the best.

I went to a social justice orientated school and I learned about imperialist paradigms perpetuating class struggle and what I've concluded is that it doesn't matter what economic/social model you adapt, whether it's capitalism, marxism, TROTSKYISM, if you identify as a patriot before a human being you'll end up with warfare and elitist dominance stirring up hatred.  Every time an alternative economic theory is proposed, retarded paranoids like Mao and Stalin manage to convince people they rely on government when Marxism states the opposite.

IMO, this guy is just a shitty version of: http://www.orionmagazine.org/index.php/articles/article/6681/

And because I'm a anarcho-socialist I reject their statistics as methods of measuring a non-objective state.  We should not be measuring ourselves by our governments but measuring ourselves by independence from governments.


Now here explain this, since you are a russian model,

The United States is my home.  I was born here and I love living here.  The problem lies in the way my neighbors give up their civil rights because they do not accept the responsibility of upholding the constitution.  Our ignorance simply catches up to us, as it did in all of those instances, as it did in the fiscal collapse of 2008, as it did in Iraq and still in Afghanistan, as our credit rating is downgraded, and unstable regimes in developing nations discover atomic power.  When we should be subsidizing small businesses instead of paying for corporations to ship and peddle their electronics to our uneducated citizens.  When we should be passing legislation in our government that makes it fiscally transparent, we're passing legislation that includes torture.  Realize that if you're an American, law can and will be used against you.  The lack of public funding will reverberate and negatively affect you and your loved ones.  I'm not trying to scare you into voting one way or another, I'm just trying to spark some curiosity in people's souls so that they research that which is destroying democracy.

Besides, the argument that some countries are worse off than America doesn't mean that America can't improve, you're just skewing reality.


Just sayin, your full of shit, you are not Alena Ushkova.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 28, 2014, 06:03:44 pm
Only nerds loves cats. And single ladies.

Real men prefers dogs.

Says who?
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: NejStark on May 28, 2014, 06:07:46 pm
Heres me covered in kittens after my cat popped them out.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 28, 2014, 06:09:11 pm
Heres me covered in kittens after my cat popped them out.visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Those hipster glasses...

Please, tell me you really DO have poor eyesight and require this kind of glasses...
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: NejStark on May 28, 2014, 06:12:55 pm
Yeah I do :( I broke them at a festival at the weekend and was fucked til I fixed them.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 28, 2014, 06:18:16 pm
Yeah I do :( I broke them at a festival at the weekend and was fucked til I fixed them.

Oh, ok then. Sorry  :), But I am sick and tired of everyone trying to look cool by wearing 3D glasses with plopped out glass membranes.

I meet dozens of people like that every day in my country. Like, I have nothing against people who really need them, but that try-hard hipster look everyone is trying to pull just makes them look like they have no style and character, and are just copying something to be supposedly cool.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: LordBerenger on May 28, 2014, 08:11:57 pm
Says who?

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Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 28, 2014, 11:43:59 pm
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Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Tagora on May 29, 2014, 01:14:21 am
brllnt
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 29, 2014, 05:11:37 pm
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Fake glasses.

Dogs are still for alpha badasses and cats are for scrawny weak little nurddds
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 29, 2014, 05:38:33 pm
Dogs are still for alpha badasses and cats are for scrawny weak little nurddds

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Bb-but.. But she is The Princess of The Seven Cat Kingdoms! A dog can't be a cat princess :(
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Nightmare798 on May 29, 2014, 07:17:49 pm
Fake glasses.

Dogs are still for alpha badasses and cats are for scrawny weak little nurddds

You know, that is just like your opinion man. Also cats are ninjas, I have yet to see a dog climbing a building and jumping from one roof to another. It takes l33t ninja skills to pull that off.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: NejStark on May 29, 2014, 10:08:57 pm

Real men prefers dogs.

Real men prefer whatever the fuck they want.
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Christo on May 30, 2014, 01:02:59 am
Real men prefer whatever the fuck they want.

Real men fuck whatever they prefer.

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Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: NejStark on May 30, 2014, 01:14:43 am
Real men fuck whatever they prefer.

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So are you a dog or a cat man...?
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Christo on May 30, 2014, 01:19:44 am
So are you a dog or a cat man...?

Both, and neither at the same time
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Post by: Joseph Porta on May 30, 2014, 01:40:54 am
Cats are the worst pet doges ftw :/
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on November 07, 2014, 01:37:38 am
Looks like my Princess gained some winter weight:

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Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Clockworkkiller on November 07, 2014, 05:39:25 am
Dogs r bettar than cats, but fat cats are better than dogs

cuz der FAT
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: Macbeth3 on November 08, 2014, 10:52:46 am
I got my youngest cat Sterilised like 2 days ago. I always feel so sad when they come back and are still woozy from the narcotics. Those darn narcotics take 12 - 24 hours to completely get out of their system. D:

The most anoying thing is how they are "not themselves" during that period. But it's all good now.
She gives me tons of hugs and licks now again, so she's all fine now. Just have to give her the antibiotics and stuff.

In the meantime, she ususally sits in my lap or on a blanket right next to my computer screen. It's her favourite spots to take naps, and then she's also very close to me xD

*Meow* :3
Title: Re: Cat owners UNITE !
Post by: NejStark on November 08, 2014, 02:00:38 pm
My cat got hit by a car this week,aged 8 months :(

He was the son of my older cat, watched him be born, buried him on Tuesday.

RIP in peace Henry.

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