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Title: Frank needs a job
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 01, 2014, 04:40:36 am
Hello Gentlemen and lady(there's at least one right?)

I want/need a new job. Am willing to travel. Will do pretty much anything for cash.

The end
Frank
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Taser on May 01, 2014, 05:07:43 am
I need someone to clean out the garbage bins and make sure the bodies go into the grinder.

Can you do that?
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: LordLargos on May 01, 2014, 06:55:42 am
Since when did the cRPG forums become the classifieds section of the newspaper?
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 01, 2014, 07:06:34 am
I need someone to clean out the garbage bins and make sure the bodies go into the grinder.

Can you do that?

If you have ever worked in a lab that turns rats or other test critters into liquid for chemical analysis, your soul will leave your body and it will never come back.

Don't do it frank.  :cry:
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Taser on May 01, 2014, 07:09:54 am
If you have ever worked in a lab that turns rats or other test critters into liquid for chemical analysis, your soul will leave your body and it will never come back.

Don't do it frank.  :cry:

Its ok. I'm ginger (ingame). I have no soul.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 02, 2014, 12:12:56 am
I'm ginger in real lyfe. Natural born killer. That's why I became a vegan, shock factor. I mean why would the vegan guy be a cannibal?
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on May 02, 2014, 12:15:53 am
Can you play the cajón?
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Rico on May 02, 2014, 12:20:58 am
Grind my chars up to level 42 please
Title: Driven driver wanted for driving.
Post by: Brrrak on May 02, 2014, 12:42:22 am
WANTED: Driven individual to drive.

We require an individual who is capable of driving sedans, luxury cars, trucks, vans, and armored vehicles at high speeds for sustained periods of time, often under duress from hostile entities and police.  This individual must not have any prior arrest record, and must be willing to entirely forgo their prior life in lieu of a newly acquired identity.  Entrants will be tested for their knowledge of firearms, basic driving skills, advanced driving skills, and capacity to work with a team numbering from 4-8 persons.

We are an equal opportunity employer.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Tojo on May 02, 2014, 01:17:33 am
If you have soft skin and a large amount of it you can sell it to me. My coat is almost done.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Sir_Hans on May 02, 2014, 06:33:14 am
Find me hot chicks without STD's that are willing to bang... good teeth, fit bodies... the works...

I'll give you 200$ for each one I end up banging, no limit on the amount you can find.

I'm in hawaii.  8-)
Title: Re: Driven driver wanted for driving.
Post by: Radament on May 02, 2014, 01:24:47 pm
WANTED: Driven individual to drive.

We require an individual who is capable of driving sedans, luxury cars, trucks, vans, and armored vehicles at high speeds for sustained periods of time, often under duress from hostile entities and police.  This individual must not have any prior arrest record, and must be willing to entirely forgo their prior life in lieu of a newly acquired identity.  Entrants will be tested for their knowledge of firearms, basic driving skills, advanced driving skills, and capacity to work with a team numbering from 4-8 persons.

We are an equal opportunity employer.


how much for hour? do i need special prerequisites ? i don't kill toddlers , pregnant women and handicapped persons if not really necessary.
When can i start?
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Vibe on May 02, 2014, 01:44:29 pm
sell sperm
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Fredom on May 02, 2014, 02:01:07 pm
If you really need a new job always take a look at the newspaper, always something needed.
Good luck!
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Leshma on May 02, 2014, 06:45:17 pm
Title: Re: Driven driver wanted for driving.
Post by: Brrrak on May 02, 2014, 08:45:28 pm
how much for hour? do i need special prerequisites ? i don't kill toddlers , pregnant women and handicapped persons if not really necessary.
When can i start?

We discuss pay after job.  No pregnant women, no toddlers.  Handicapped persons are a possibility, but you'll get a differential.  You start as soon as you do a traceip to find us.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: chadz on May 02, 2014, 08:59:36 pm
Find me hot chicks without STD's that are willing to bang... good teeth, fit bodies... the works...

I'll give you 200$ for each one I end up banging, no limit on the amount you can find.

I'm in hawaii.  8-)

I'll do it. You paying for accomodation, though? Also, what do you estimate how often you are capable of doing it per day, just for a quick estimation of income.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Brrrak on May 02, 2014, 09:38:54 pm
chadz is a hot chick?
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Clockworkkiller on May 02, 2014, 11:00:30 pm
no chadz will find the hot chicks
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: chadz on May 02, 2014, 11:08:30 pm
For 200$ I'll be whatever you want me to.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Sir_Hans on May 03, 2014, 03:34:31 am
I'll let you sleep on my couch for every chick I bang, and I'll provide all you can eat saltine crackers and all you can drink water!

Inbetween banging supplied hotties you can be my drinking buddy and I'll give you free beer. I might bang you as well if you rp a hot girl... just for the serpeegee bragging rights.

I'd say I can comfortably do it 3-4 times per day for consecutive days... maybe weekends off if i get tired. but 200$ for each chick, not for each bang bang with said chick!

So if you bring me 4 different chicks each day for a solid week that's like 5,600$ in one week! Would be the best 5 g's I've ever spent, as long as I don't get the herpies.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Christo on May 03, 2014, 06:38:20 am
Spending that much..

on women? 0.o

Okay.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: chadz on May 03, 2014, 10:03:59 am
I'm already at the airport
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Molly on May 03, 2014, 10:12:03 am
pics or never happened.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 03, 2014, 10:57:10 am
I'll let you sleep on my couch for every chick I bang, and I'll provide all you can eat saltine crackers and all you can drink water!

Inbetween banging supplied hotties you can be my drinking buddy and I'll give you free beer. I might bang you as well if you rp a hot girl... just for the serpeegee bragging rights.

I'd say I can comfortably do it 3-4 times per day for consecutive days... maybe weekends off if i get tired. but 200$ for each chick, not for each bang bang with said chick!

So if you bring me 4 different chicks each day for a solid week that's like 5,600$ in one week! Would be the best 5 g's I've ever spent, as long as I don't get the herpies.

Respect! I admire your spirit!
If i had 5000$, and could allow myself to spend them same way - i would give it a try :) Tbh, that would be best money spent for me too :D
 
How i would be after fucking my 28-th women in a single week:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Radament on May 03, 2014, 01:27:16 pm
I'm already at the airport

yes but in pieces  :D
http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/donkey-penis-stopped-customs-5828103 (http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/donkey-penis-stopped-customs-5828103)
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Tojo on May 04, 2014, 01:11:03 am
Lmfao chadz comes out of hiding to help Tanken get a job. C-rpg.net is so fucking awesome
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 16, 2014, 05:59:33 am
Get out of my thread you jobless Austrian!

I can hook you up with more dames than chadz, I guarantee it. You'll also get herpes, but about a 25% of the sexually active adult population have some kind of herpes. I don't, and I'm a total slut, I'm just a lucky slut.

Anyway, the problem is worse than when I originally posted. About a week after I posted this I was made redundant! YAY!

Now Frank REALLY needs a job.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: AntiBlitz on May 16, 2014, 07:14:46 am
Get out of my thread you jobless Austrian!

I can hook you up with more dames than chadz, I guarantee it. You'll also get herpes, but about a 25% of the sexually active adult population have some kind of herpes. I don't, and I'm a total slut, I'm just a lucky slut.

just because they dont appear on the outside frank, doesnt mean they havent speckled the inside of ur anus.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Kuujis on May 16, 2014, 08:58:38 am
Sell you sperm and blood.

Also - fast-food-restrooms.
Title: Re: Frank needs a job
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 16, 2014, 10:41:09 am
Is it hard to get a job as a UPS/FedEx driver or similar, where you live? One of jobs that can be rather well plaid if you take extra shifts/hours, considering it needs no special training/skills.
That is something i would do, if i had no options. Boring, but it would pay ma' bills. :)