I need someone to clean out the garbage bins and make sure the bodies go into the grinder.
Can you do that?
If you have ever worked in a lab that turns rats or other test critters into liquid for chemical analysis, your soul will leave your body and it will never come back.
Don't do it frank. :cry:
WANTED: Driven individual to drive.
We require an individual who is capable of driving sedans, luxury cars, trucks, vans, and armored vehicles at high speeds for sustained periods of time, often under duress from hostile entities and police. This individual must not have any prior arrest record, and must be willing to entirely forgo their prior life in lieu of a newly acquired identity. Entrants will be tested for their knowledge of firearms, basic driving skills, advanced driving skills, and capacity to work with a team numbering from 4-8 persons.
We are an equal opportunity employer.
how much for hour? do i need special prerequisites ? i don't kill toddlers , pregnant women and handicapped persons if not really necessary.
When can i start?
Find me hot chicks without STD's that are willing to bang... good teeth, fit bodies... the works...
I'll give you 200$ for each one I end up banging, no limit on the amount you can find.
I'm in hawaii. 8-)
I'll let you sleep on my couch for every chick I bang, and I'll provide all you can eat saltine crackers and all you can drink water!
Inbetween banging supplied hotties you can be my drinking buddy and I'll give you free beer. I might bang you as well if you rp a hot girl... just for the serpeegee bragging rights.
I'd say I can comfortably do it 3-4 times per day for consecutive days... maybe weekends off if i get tired. but 200$ for each chick, not for each bang bang with said chick!
So if you bring me 4 different chicks each day for a solid week that's like 5,600$ in one week! Would be the best 5 g's I've ever spent, as long as I don't get the herpies.
I'm already at the airport
Get out of my thread you jobless Austrian!
I can hook you up with more dames than chadz, I guarantee it. You'll also get herpes, but about a 25% of the sexually active adult population have some kind of herpes. I don't, and I'm a total slut, I'm just a lucky slut.