They had to make it more realistic:
You are the center of universe, one who can never be wrong and always knows what's best for everyone. Solve. -Life +Nazi Zombie Apocalypse
You need to go to work. Solve. +Money +Stress
You need to to pay bills. Solve. -Money +Stress -Boner
You need to browse internet. Solve. -Stress +Boner
You have a raging boner. Solve. -Stress -Boner
You still have a raging boner. Solve. -Stress -Boner
EDIT:
And a female edition:
You have a vagina. Solve. -Life
Someone has a raging boner. Solve. +Stress
Someone still has a raging boner. Solve. +Stress
You need to make food. Solve. -Stress
You need to clean stuff. Solve. -Stress(click to show/hide)