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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: njames89 on April 27, 2014, 06:39:14 am

Title: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: njames89 on April 27, 2014, 06:39:14 am
The Kingdom of Acre and GoW have reached Peace. Neither party will attack the other. Relations shall resume a state of friendliness. God wills it!
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Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: Pistachio on April 27, 2014, 06:39:52 am
Signed.
Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: Noodlenrice on April 27, 2014, 06:41:08 am
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Signed dis shit.
Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 27, 2014, 07:35:38 am
In the grim and dark future, there is only war peace.
Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: poonerplox2 on April 27, 2014, 07:39:25 am
With this signature, I put myself behind the pursuit of peace, rather then the indulgence of War. Let peace return to the North.

Blue has signed the peace treaty.
Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: Alaire on April 27, 2014, 08:30:20 am
So... this exciting war turned out to only be an extremely shortened friendlier and much less bloody version of the Trojan War.

In Greek mythology, the Trojan War(Acre vs. Maurading Mauraders) was waged against the city of Troy(Nova Reyvadin) by the Achaeans (Greeks/Mauraders) after Paris(Desire) of Troy took Helen(Also Nova Reyvadin/benefits of Reyvadin) from her husband Menelaus King of Sparta(claimed by Pistachio).

But instead of lasting 10 years with neither side giving up until all their heroes had died(alas the exp/furious fighting), it lasted about one formal battle. Greece decided to be nice go home and give up Helen to the Trojans...(thus, saving Achilles(B_Webb)) and allowing Odysseus(someone), to return to his home and not suffer the pain adventure on the way back.

There was no Trojan Horse(...), and no great adventure. We missed out. :(

Fine Print:
No one was harmed throughout the duration of this war. This is only meant as a slightly disappointing analogy to what could have been an amazingly fun war. It is also not meant to insult anyone in any way. We will be back... Maybe?
Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: HappyPhantom on April 27, 2014, 09:49:40 am
Boo.
Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: Vengt037 on April 27, 2014, 10:00:51 am
Quote from: Alaire on April 27, 2014, 08:30:20 am

There was no Trojan Horse(...), and no great adventure. We missed out. :(


No man, the metaphor lives on, because you, brave Odysseus, must return to sunny Ithaca (Nova Tahlberl) to reclaim your lands, your wife, and your son, godlike Telemachos, but the journey back is long, and Poseidon, Earthshaker (chadz) assails you at every turn. You will wander for many years (a few hours IRL) before you can see Dawn spread her rosy fingers o'er your homeland once more. On your way you will be tempted by the Sirens' song (real life), captured by the Cyclops Polyphemous (someone else), beset by tempests (lag spike), the monsters Scylla and Charybdis (Chinaserf1 and Chinaserf 2), the witch Circe (Witchcraft) and the temptress Calypso (also Witchcraft).

Meanwhile Aeneas, son of Troy (Kesh), flees the smoking ruins of his homeland and sails West (marches East), toward Italy (New Derchios Castle), to found a new nation that will one day become Rome (FCC 2.0).     
Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 27, 2014, 10:03:33 am
Quote from: Alaire on April 27, 2014, 08:30:20 am
So... this exciting war turned out to only be an extremely shortened friendlier and much less bloody version of the Trojan War.

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Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: Noodlenrice on April 27, 2014, 03:47:43 pm
Quote from: Alaire on April 27, 2014, 08:30:20 am
So... this exciting war turned out to only be an extremely shortened friendlier and much less bloody version of the Trojan War.

In Greek mythology, the Trojan War(Acre vs. Maurading Mauraders) was waged against the city of Troy(Nova Reyvadin) by the Achaeans (Greeks/Mauraders) after Paris(Desire) of Troy took Helen(Also Nova Reyvadin/benefits of Reyvadin) from her husband Menelaus King of Sparta(claimed by Pistachio).

But instead of lasting 10 years with neither side giving up until all their heroes had died(alas the exp/furious fighting), it lasted about one formal battle. Greece decided to be nice go home and give up Helen to the Trojans...(thus, saving Achilles(B_Webb)) and allowing Odysseus(someone), to return to his home and not suffer the pain adventure on the way back.

There was no Trojan Horse(...), and no great adventure. We missed out. :(

Fine Print:
No one was harmed throughout the duration of this war. This is only meant as a slightly disappointing analogy to what could have been an amazingly fun war. It is also not meant to insult anyone in any way. We will be back... Maybe?

I'm the Trojan Horse. I am master ninja cause I'm asian
Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: Bryggan on April 27, 2014, 04:00:05 pm
Well I'm happy to hear this because personally I think we should be focussing on the real enemy- those bastard AI jerks.  They have never responded to my diplomacy.  At the beginning I tried allying with them, because they owned everything and I really thought if we worked together, we could easily hold the whole map.

But while they never attacked me and were all free trade fiefs, they never once messaged me or went in my TeamSpeak.  Such disdain could only be interpreted as an insult.  So let's destroy those remaining arrogant AI asses, then we can focus on each other.

The only bad news is that I just took a very long detour around GoW lands.  A big waste of time.
Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on April 27, 2014, 05:29:27 pm
Gay
Title: Re: GoW and the Kingdom of Acre Reach Peace!
Post by: Sharpe on April 28, 2014, 12:52:35 am
You guys were hostile towards each other? Did I miss something?