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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Jeade on April 20, 2014, 05:34:49 am

Title: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Jeade on April 20, 2014, 05:34:49 am
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Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Warborn304 on April 20, 2014, 05:36:55 am
I'm proud of you.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Artyem on April 20, 2014, 05:41:21 am
I wish I could +1 this more than once.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on April 20, 2014, 05:55:37 am
Quote from: Artyem on April 20, 2014, 05:41:21 am
I wish I could +1 this more than once.

I was gonna say the exact same thing.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: protox2k on April 20, 2014, 06:04:46 am
My mom warned me about being on the internet too long


she was right  :(
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Lemon on April 20, 2014, 06:08:05 am
If you -1 it first, and then +1... you +2 it!
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: protox2k on April 20, 2014, 06:09:42 am
Quote from: Lemon on April 20, 2014, 06:08:05 am
If you -1 it first, and then +1... you +2 it!

OH GREAT LEMON NEVER STOP TALKING

ONLY WISDOM CUMS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: GandalfJr on April 20, 2014, 06:16:54 am
Our oil has some pretty nasty shit in it.

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Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Sir_Wonka on April 22, 2014, 05:59:03 pm
Good thing the good ole USA came in to help.  Although we are drowning in oil at Ibiran. We have seen some prospectors around here stickin their dicks in the oil. We must have alot of oil because their dicks can't even reach the bottom.  In short: sloths don't give a shit about strat anymore. Come and take ibiran from us before we hand it to someone else troops n all... Sloths are hereby known as Members of the Kesh Fan Club (KFC) in strat.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: StonedSteel on April 22, 2014, 06:26:39 pm
Quote from: Sir_Wonka on April 22, 2014, 05:59:03 pm
Good thing the good ole USA came in to help.  Although we are drowning in oil at Ibiran. We have seen some prospectors around here stickin their dicks in the oil. We must have alot of oil because their dicks can't even reach the bottom.  In short: sloths don't give a shit about strat anymore. Come and take ibiran from us before we hand it to someone else troops n all... Sloths are hereby known as Members of the Kesh Fan Club (KFC) in strat.

ROFL

thats it, im renaming my clan KFC in honor of the great one
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Artyem on April 22, 2014, 09:55:19 pm
The soil samples from Nova Chide are stilled being processed in the lab, results should arrive soon.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Sir_Wonka on April 22, 2014, 10:03:44 pm
Quote from: Artyem on April 20, 2014, 05:41:21 am
I wish I could +1 this more than once.
Might be a bit of feces in it.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: BoneSaw on April 23, 2014, 03:24:09 am
Thought this was the Drudge report for a moment! Great work Jeade
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Tojo on April 24, 2014, 02:55:28 am
Quote from: Artyem on April 22, 2014, 09:55:19 pm
The soil samples from Nova Chide are stilled being processed in the lab, results should arrive soon.

Arty you need to mirror your profile pick so he looks like he says your posts.

Nice work Jeade +1's all around. I hope more people put this effort into their Diplomacy Posts, really good stuff.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Jeade on April 24, 2014, 06:12:15 am
Quote from: Tojo on April 24, 2014, 02:55:28 am
Nice work Jeade +1's all around. I hope more people put this effort into their Diplomacy Posts, really good stuff.

Hey, thanks man! Anything for a good laugh.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Artyem on April 26, 2014, 01:08:09 am
The soil samples have been analyzed, the lands around Burglen and Chide are being maintained by the BLM while additional testing continues.  Nova Ibiran will remain in control of the Sloths, and will not be subject to soil analysis any time in the foreseeable future.

Sloth walmart shoppers will be permitted to continue buying cheap discount goods  from the shops in Chide and Burglen, and all hostilities will be ended.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Sir_Wonka on April 26, 2014, 01:31:57 am
prrrrrrrrrrshp: Attention all walmart customers, isles Burglen and Chide are now open!
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Jeade on April 28, 2014, 04:16:43 am
Edit: Fief information added below main text.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Artyem on May 01, 2014, 07:19:47 am
Kelredan has been taken by the BLM, and it will be open for business very shortly.

Thanks to everybody who came to help us claim the land, the native turtle population is no longer at risk.  Top quote of the day comes from a special friend of ours:

"PRETTYSAD THEY CANT FLAG CAP WITH 2XAS MANY MERCS AND A BUNCH OF PLATE RMOR TO START" ~anonymous

Thanks, anonymous (lol) defender for your input.

Jeade will update the info on Kelredan soon, come buy your surplus G.I gear.
Title: Re: BLM sends NA ARMY to investigate oil under Nova Burglen and Nova Chide
Post by: Jeade on May 02, 2014, 04:35:50 am
Quote from: Artyem on May 01, 2014, 07:19:47 am
Jeade will update the info on Kelredan

"It is finished."
    - John 19:30