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Title: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Ikarus on April 16, 2014, 04:06:03 pm
Upvote if you want more
Watch in HD

needed 3 years of practice to fire a perfect shot like this
such skill, wow

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Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Austrian on April 16, 2014, 06:08:48 pm
Can I downvote that post because of crossbow and upvote for video at the same time?
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Fredom on April 16, 2014, 06:25:38 pm
You deserve a + for it even just for how you made the video!!  :wink:
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Ikarus on April 16, 2014, 07:34:06 pm
Quote from: Austrian on April 16, 2014, 06:08:48 pm
Can I downvote that post because of crossbow and upvote for video at the same time?

It´s a parody to Xbows, but sure, why not :D

Although I wanted it to look crappy, I even messed that up, so it´s so crappy that´s it´s bad again  :lol:
Gotta need more practice first
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Nightmare798 on April 16, 2014, 07:58:04 pm
Oh my god my sides flew off!
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Prpavi on April 16, 2014, 08:02:24 pm
such dubstep wowo much skill so amaze  :mrgreen:

srsly would love to see more obscure cRPG jokes and videos nobody but a few understands
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Joseph Porta on April 16, 2014, 08:32:52 pm
+
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Sniger on April 18, 2014, 02:31:06 pm
join the biggest clan - check!

use the most gay range weapon in a melee game - check!

make epeen fraps showing lotto-shot - check!
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Ikarus on April 18, 2014, 06:21:45 pm
Quote from: Sniger on April 18, 2014, 02:31:06 pm
join the biggest clan - check!

use the most gay range weapon in a melee game - check!

make epeen fraps showing lotto-shot - check!

Now I only need two more things:
- fan page of myself
- admin rights

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Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Nightmare798 on April 18, 2014, 07:28:44 pm
Quote from: Sniger on April 18, 2014, 02:31:06 pm

use the most gay range weapon in a melee game - check!


Honestly that is a matter of opinion. I find getting hiltslashed by gaysword or gayhander considerably more gay that getting shot by any crossbow.

Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Sniger on April 19, 2014, 01:08:41 pm
Quote from: Nightmare798 on April 18, 2014, 07:28:44 pm
Honestly that is a matter of opinion. I find getting hiltslashed by gaysword or gayhander considerably more gay that getting shot by any crossbow.

stone, scissor, paper... and xbow.

no skill points needed. you shoot through shields regardless of shieldskill. the sheer damage / weight (slots). you can have both a gaysword or gayhander AND an xbow...

IMVHO 2h and slash polearms are duel weapons, not battle weapons. thats how it is in the great Sniger army: shielders, archers/throwers, melee tank cav. all polearms is pikes or long spears to back up the shielders. very few 2handers and slashing polearms because i CBA to have these ones in my great army because they will be pinned down (death to arrow) or hide and be useless first half of the battle where they are most important.
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Nightmare798 on April 19, 2014, 05:37:12 pm
Quote from: Sniger on April 19, 2014, 01:08:41 pm
stone, scissor, paper... and xbow.

no skill points needed. you shoot through shields regardless of shieldskill. the sheer damage / weight (slots). you can have both a gaysword or gayhander AND an xbow...


The last time I was playing I used Knightly HS with 6 shield and not even once someone pierced my shield with any ranged weapon.

Besides, crossbows take quite long to reload and it sucks to miss the shot.

Archers are the real ranged scum, not xbowers.
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Sniger on April 21, 2014, 02:09:01 am
no xbows in the great sniger army so that means they suck. speed > power
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Nightmare798 on April 21, 2014, 10:12:26 am
Quote from: Sniger on April 21, 2014, 02:09:01 am
no xbows in the great sniger army so that means they suck. speed > power

Again, that is your opinion.
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Brrrak on April 21, 2014, 11:39:56 am
Not enough flashing lights, random zoom-ins and -outs, and it's missing about 420 pot leaves.

2/10.
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: darmaster on April 21, 2014, 12:48:40 pm
CoD sound when hitting someone does make me feel good, i have honestly no idea why, but when i hear it i'm like "oh, good. good."
Title: Re: Xbow Master Race
Post by: Ikarus on April 21, 2014, 03:57:37 pm
Quote from: Brrrak on April 21, 2014, 11:39:56 am
Not enough flashing lights, random zoom-ins and -outs, and it's missing about 420 pot leaves.

2/10.

I´ll try to get on this level next time, sensei