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Xbow Master Race
« on: April 16, 2014, 04:06:03 pm »
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Upvote if you want more
Watch in HD

needed 3 years of practice to fire a perfect shot like this
such skill, wow

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« Last Edit: April 16, 2014, 05:13:32 pm by Ikarus »
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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 06:08:48 pm »
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Can I downvote that post because of crossbow and upvote for video at the same time?
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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2014, 06:25:38 pm »
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You deserve a + for it even just for how you made the video!!  :wink:
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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2014, 07:34:06 pm »
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Can I downvote that post because of crossbow and upvote for video at the same time?

It´s a parody to Xbows, but sure, why not :D

Although I wanted it to look crappy, I even messed that up, so it´s so crappy that´s it´s bad again  :lol:
Gotta need more practice first
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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2014, 07:58:04 pm »
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Oh my god my sides flew off!
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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2014, 08:02:24 pm »
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such dubstep wowo much skill so amaze  :mrgreen:

srsly would love to see more obscure cRPG jokes and videos nobody but a few understands
And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2014, 08:32:52 pm »
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But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2014, 02:31:06 pm »
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join the biggest clan - check!

use the most gay range weapon in a melee game - check!

make epeen fraps showing lotto-shot - check!

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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2014, 06:21:45 pm »
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join the biggest clan - check!

use the most gay range weapon in a melee game - check!

make epeen fraps showing lotto-shot - check!

Now I only need two more things:
- fan page of myself
- admin rights

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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2014, 07:28:44 pm »
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use the most gay range weapon in a melee game - check!


Honestly that is a matter of opinion. I find getting hiltslashed by gaysword or gayhander considerably more gay that getting shot by any crossbow.

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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2014, 01:08:41 pm »
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Honestly that is a matter of opinion. I find getting hiltslashed by gaysword or gayhander considerably more gay that getting shot by any crossbow.

stone, scissor, paper... and xbow.

no skill points needed. you shoot through shields regardless of shieldskill. the sheer damage / weight (slots). you can have both a gaysword or gayhander AND an xbow...

IMVHO 2h and slash polearms are duel weapons, not battle weapons. thats how it is in the great Sniger army: shielders, archers/throwers, melee tank cav. all polearms is pikes or long spears to back up the shielders. very few 2handers and slashing polearms because i CBA to have these ones in my great army because they will be pinned down (death to arrow) or hide and be useless first half of the battle where they are most important.

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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2014, 05:37:12 pm »
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stone, scissor, paper... and xbow.

no skill points needed. you shoot through shields regardless of shieldskill. the sheer damage / weight (slots). you can have both a gaysword or gayhander AND an xbow...


The last time I was playing I used Knightly HS with 6 shield and not even once someone pierced my shield with any ranged weapon.

Besides, crossbows take quite long to reload and it sucks to miss the shot.

Archers are the real ranged scum, not xbowers.
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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2014, 02:09:01 am »
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no xbows in the great sniger army so that means they suck. speed > power

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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2014, 10:12:26 am »
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no xbows in the great sniger army so that means they suck. speed > power

Again, that is your opinion.
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Re: Xbow Master Race
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2014, 11:39:56 am »
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Not enough flashing lights, random zoom-ins and -outs, and it's missing about 420 pot leaves.

2/10.