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Title: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Olwen on April 15, 2014, 04:39:47 pm
How to win a lordly heraldic transtional armor: visitors can't see pics , please register or login


Roses are red, violets are blue, in order to win, show the poet in you



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The rules:
- to win it, you have to write and post here the best poem
- poem must be in 14 lines, no more, no less
- there must be rhymes at the end of two following lines
- the poem must be about preventing someone from leaving you because you love him/her
- it must be written by you, no copy/past
- first poem to reach 75 upvotes wins, if 2 poems are above 75 upvotes the one with the most votes wins
- any poem not respecting the rules is disqualified


PS: If a poem that doesn't respect the rules meets great success i'll consider giving 200k to its writter
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Xant on April 15, 2014, 04:41:47 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
With a face like that,
You should be in a zoo
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: San on April 15, 2014, 04:52:39 pm
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4
5
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Loom, you shall not leave
For my love for you
My +2 shirt you must weave
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Nihtgenga on April 15, 2014, 04:53:32 pm
oh god, please don't tell me you want to use that on a woman  :shock:
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Joseph Porta on April 15, 2014, 04:54:49 pm
Are you at ease
With me looking at your goods
I beg you please
Give me your looms
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 15, 2014, 05:02:00 pm
I once had a horse

He loved using his pose

My Father said he was old

Made him into leather fold

Wore him into the cold

Once mine now sold

Father was upset

No maidens for him too wet

Above me is a foul mouth

But he lives in the south

My love for him can never be found

Like my poop it has drowned

A poem for a loom on a forum so big

I feel only like a slender twig




Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Vibe on April 15, 2014, 05:02:46 pm
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the lord of a town called Ichamur

In west Calradia born and raised
On the battlefield where I spent most of my days
Riding out, murdering, slicing people all cool
And all whipping some peasants outside of the village
When a couple of bandits, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my father the king got scared
And said "Thou movest with thine auntie and uncle in Ichamur"

I whistled for a mount and when it came near the
horse tabard said "chivalrous" and had a steel plated armor

well you said 14 lines

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Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Switchtense on April 15, 2014, 05:04:44 pm
he also said every 2 lines must rhyme

can you guys read at all? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Joseph Porta on April 15, 2014, 05:06:24 pm
Quote from: Switchtense on April 15, 2014, 05:04:44 pm
he also said every 2 lines must rhyme

can you guys read at all? :rolleyes:

But who cares?
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: San on April 15, 2014, 05:07:16 pm
Quote from: Vibe on April 15, 2014, 05:02:46 pm
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the lord of a town called Ichamur

In west Calradia born and raised
On the battlefield where I spent most of my days
Riding out, murdering, slicing people all cool
And all whipping some peasants outside of the village
When a couple of bandits, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my father the king got scared
And said "Thou movest with thine auntie and uncle in Ichamur"

I whistled for a mount and when it came near the
horse tabard said "chivalrous" and had a steel plated armor

well you said 14 lines

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 +1
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Olwen on April 15, 2014, 05:07:48 pm
If a poem that doesn't respect the rules meets great success i'll consider giving 200k to its writter
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Vibe on April 15, 2014, 05:09:19 pm
i dont care about the reward, i used this as an excuse to torture the people of crpg with my horrible poetry skills
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Tore on April 15, 2014, 05:10:45 pm
Line 1
Line 2
Line 3
Line 4
Line 5
Line 6
Line 7
Line 8
Line 9
Line 10
Line 11
Line 12
Line 13
Give me looms
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Penitent on April 15, 2014, 05:11:34 pm
Autumn Leaves

I heard the leaves in the wind today.
They rustled like jimmies.  They rustled and swayed.
It brought back a memory of when we were young.
I was hard as a rock then, and you were well hung.
We wrestled for dominance like restless young bucks
I was first pinned, but you were first ******.
At the climax of our playful embrace
You opened your mouth and made a strange face.
Instead of joyous moans escaping your mouth,
The autumn breeze was all that came out.
So on days like this, with the wind blowing high,
I remember with fondness your ecstasy's cry.
So I ask with sincerity, don't make like a tree
And leave.



Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Oberyn on April 15, 2014, 05:13:25 pm
I don't think I've ever seen a post get +75, no matter how cute the kitten in the gif. I think a few -75's around, at least.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Olwen on April 15, 2014, 05:17:30 pm
http://forum.melee.org/announcements/rise-and-shine-strategus-2014-starting-15th-february/

chadz got 117 not long ago

minus votes won't be counted here, only upvotes
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Penitent on April 15, 2014, 05:18:25 pm
Quote from: Oberyn on April 15, 2014, 05:13:25 pm
I don't think I've ever seen a post get +75, no matter how cute the kitten in the gif. I think a few -75's around, at least.

Yeah, there won't be a +75...maybe highest should win instead.
Should still turn out some fun entries!
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Switchtense on April 15, 2014, 05:36:44 pm
I don't know how to say,

but I do really pray,

that one day you will,

realise that you're still,

the only one I adore,

I just need you more,

than you understand,

so please give me a hand;


I look in your eyes,

I tell you no lies,

I just have one shot,

it's all the hope i still got,

I am down on my knees,

Will you stay with me please?
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Olwen on April 15, 2014, 05:40:33 pm
nice one Switch
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: LordBerenger on April 15, 2014, 05:43:23 pm
Does racist poems get bonus points?
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Switchtense on April 15, 2014, 05:44:28 pm
Quote from: Olwen on April 15, 2014, 05:40:33 pm
nice one Switch

would have been a bit better and easier with a bit more input regarding the plot, but i hope that one works :D
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: the real god emperor on April 15, 2014, 05:49:39 pm
TURKS

Turkish Forum is invaded by Gnjus
Am I the only one who thinks he sucks?
Because he thinks we re all like Kapikulus
But this is completely ridiculous.
We always say, they re not representing all the Turks.
So if we tk you shouldn't report us.
If you deny to eat our kebab, you refuse
You will fear,regret and confuse
So lets put this lamb in a good use
Eating it will make you amuse
So come to cRPG and be friends with us
If you cant find me my nick is Kratos
But try to avoid tks or I will get furious
You will be knocked unconscious ...

I don't have someone to leave me so... :(
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Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: MeatBunny on April 15, 2014, 06:12:14 pm
Today my heart is aching
For a girl that's far away
I would give anything to hold her
And any ransom I would pay
I find my mind just wanders
To a sandy barren hell
And pray that my loving thoughts
Find my Kesh safe and well
Each night before I go to bed
I look up to the skies
And the moon brings me comfort
As my tears brim in my eyes
Despite the miles between us
We still share the stars and sun
So I gaze upon them often
It helps me know we are still one
So as I lie down on my pillow
I close my eyes and think of you
Not only in my waking moments
But you are in all my dreams too
My gorgeous soldier
I love you with all my heart
And the hardest thing I've ever done
Is have to accept we had to part
But our love is so much stronger
Than any force I've ever known
In the short time we've been together
It's amazing how much it's grown
So until we are reunited
Please stay safe and strong
My heart is yours forever
With you is where it belongs
Think about me often
My gorgeous soldier
To wait for you forever
Is my battle plan
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: SP1N on April 15, 2014, 06:20:56 pm
"One last cup of coffee?" she offered,
after punching the heart off my sleeve with her awful
yet sweet lack of grammar (Though it seems
I'm not one to speak, so I concede)

"Two sugar, one cream, and from the french press please,"
she listed her assistants to caffeine.
Two breasts, one smile, and to stay in bed awhile
is all the additives I need to make you see
that our grammatical imperfections,
subtle heat, and predilection
for the finer things in life like making love
are all we'll ever need. So why would you ever give that up?

"One last cup of coffee?" I'll never start my day the same,
"One sugar, two cream, and a bit of shame."

---

Okay, I broke the rhyme scheme rule a little, but I liked the flow.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: chesterotab on April 15, 2014, 06:24:03 pm
This piece is titled "FREE SPOOK"
 :!:


There once was a time where we were together.

When i was on your team I felt light as a feather.

A kuyak you wore with claymore in hand,

You were a finer leader than any in the land.

Your dashing good looks and stunning physique,

Would enter my mind and make my legs weak.

I remember the sadness I felt as you one day exclaimed,

"Unban me you fucks, for I was framed!

Badmins have twisted rules to make me look deplorable,

When all i ever wanted was for pubs to stop being horrible"

Just like that you were perma banned and walked off the stage,

Never again to assail new players in disgusting nerd rage.

At first I thought you might have deserved it, but now i see.

Please Spook Island, buy a new CD KEY and come back to me!


 :!:
historical references: http://forum.melee.org/unban-essays/the-greatest-unban-essay-ever-written-%28expression-freedom-maturity-honesty%29/
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Olwen on April 15, 2014, 06:28:53 pm
I'm bringing my contribution to this, though I don't take part :)



I've been in love with you
Since the first day i knew
You went so deep in my heart
That nobody could tear us apart
 
I loved the feeling of holding you in my arms
You were such a beautiful dream, full of charms
I hope that together we will live much more
Because you are a woman worth fighting for
 
And I will keep this night forever in my mind
'Cause I cannot forget a woman of your kind
I will not let the stars you showed me fade away
 
Do not worry, for you I will always be there
Hold me tight, dream tenderly, no more nightmare
Together we can face what will happen today


Nice one chester btw ! :)
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: SP1N on April 15, 2014, 06:52:02 pm
Quote from: Penitent on April 15, 2014, 05:11:34 pm
Autumn Leaves

OMG brilliant. If I could +1 I would.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: woody on April 15, 2014, 07:35:48 pm
I have always been a true romantic and had to enter a poem from the heart (or maybe somewhere else). Anyone easily offended read only the odd lines.

I see your face when I fall asleep,
Your dirty knickers still I keep,
I miss your smile in mornings still,
Shame you would'nt go on the pill,
I even got on with your dad and mum,
Sorry for "accidentally" sticking it up your bum,
I want to hold you and watch the telly,
Now thoughts of you end with spunk on belly,
I see the grass less green with you not here,
No more your mouth round my pork spear,
I smell your perfume and it makes me sigh,
You fucked like mad when we were high,
I want you to come back and stay forever,
Your sister again to fuck I will never.

Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Vengt037 on April 15, 2014, 09:04:37 pm
I had exactly one hour to read for class. So instead, I wrote this. Heed my words young friend. Heed my words.

Once there was a young lad, when the Earth was soft and new,
The days were long, the nights were short and wine as sweet as dew,
For 1,000 leagues as the crow flies, the vagabond so blind,
And 1,000 more as the fox runs, did seek, but did not find,
And if he had, this wayward son, would see her standing there,
Would draw a burning, naked breath, would drink the virgin air,   
And though she walked beside him and she thought to keep him near,
That spring it turned to winter and the winter months to years,
 
When I was a young lad, there were many things I knew,
But I seem to have forgot them all, every one, but you, 
I stare into the night and search for you my unwed bride,
But all I see reflected is my wounded, sinful pride.   
And as for you my kind young friend, there is yet time for thee,
Go outside and woo a lass, but leave your looms with me.   
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Clockworkkiller on April 15, 2014, 09:13:56 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you cut off her head
She can't leave you

After the chop
Get a mop
Clean up the mess
And get the blood off the dress

(May finish later)
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: darmaster on April 15, 2014, 09:14:05 pm
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait and all will be revealed 
Hey you! out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me
Hey you! Standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles, can you feel me
Hey you! don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight.
Come on, although ya try to discredit
Ya still never edit
The needle, I'll thread it
Radically poetic




                                                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                                                 



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Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: dynamike on April 15, 2014, 09:42:57 pm
WARNING: this is a very sad tale, not for the faint of heart - we have all been there and some of us will not care to re-live the experience. Proceed with caution!


With you by my side I feel like hero,
I conquer all the lands of the 1 and the 0.

You give me the strength to make me endure,
even the vilest piles of video game manure.

Forget cav is OP and 2 handed stab shit,
you make even STR builds seem super fit.

Never mind AGI whores and archer bundle of sticks,
who cares about hybrids builds with crossbow in the mix?

But then, all of a sudden, you've gone away.
No valorous efforts to convince you to stay.

My heart is heavy, like laden with clay,
I'm slipping down into the poor peasant fray.

Like a cold wind blowing to extinguish my fire,
I quit but will never forget you - my multiplier.

Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: SP1N on April 15, 2014, 09:47:49 pm
Quote from: dynamike on April 15, 2014, 09:42:57 pm
my multiplier.

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Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Xant on April 15, 2014, 09:50:29 pm
Quote from: Olwen on April 15, 2014, 06:28:53 pm
I'm bringing my contribution to this, though I don't take part :)



I've been in love with you
Since the first day i knew
You went so deep in my heart
That nobody could tear us apart
 
I loved the feeling of holding you in my arms
You were such a beautiful dream, full of charms
I hope that together we will live much more
Because you are a woman worth fighting for
 
And I will keep this night forever in my mind
'Cause I cannot forget a woman of your kind
I will not let the stars you showed me fade away
 
Do not worry, for you I will always be there
Hold me tight, dream tenderly, no more nightmare
Together we can face what will happen today


Nice one chester btw ! :)

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I really hope Olwen copypasted that and didn't really write it or we have a new forum Emperor of Gay.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Joseph Porta on April 15, 2014, 09:52:03 pm
Quote from: Xant on April 15, 2014, 09:50:29 pm
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I really hope Olwen copypasted that and didn't really write it or we have a new forum Emperor of Gay.

Its pretty obvious- Olwen got hacked by some sentimental homosexual
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: darmaster on April 15, 2014, 10:08:21 pm
Quote from: dynamike on April 15, 2014, 09:42:57 pm
No valorous efforts to convince you to stay.

that was nice :C
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on April 15, 2014, 10:14:40 pm
I get the feeling no post in here will reach 75 upvotes just due to lack of viewing of this thread.....

Does the person with the closest to that get the loom? Or?
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Olwen on April 15, 2014, 10:17:47 pm
For some reason, my account often gets hacked by fascists, putin cocksuckers, idiots ... and homosexuals

I'd make another game so that crpg players could write poems to the players they love the most maybe later, though you can post it here too.

Poetry is part of warband afterall, and if we keep doing good stuff as we've been doing so far i'm quite sure we can send this thread as a suggestion to bannerlord devs so they include our poems instead of their bs poetry to seduce women in warband


@applesauce, give it some time, it has only been on for few hours and some already have 15 votes, if after a week it is far from 75 i'll decrease the number of upvotes to reach
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Thranduil on April 15, 2014, 10:25:56 pm
Okay. Threw this together in about 5-10 minutes so it's probably as good as anything I've ever written.  :lol:

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Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Clockworkkiller on April 15, 2014, 10:30:27 pm
Wow no love for the poem I worked so hard on
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Matey on April 15, 2014, 10:58:53 pm
heavy armour,
is for bads.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Riddaren on April 15, 2014, 11:02:57 pm
Whatever...
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: IR_Kuoin on April 15, 2014, 11:04:02 pm
Loom threads always gets the best out of our community
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Switchtense on April 15, 2014, 11:08:57 pm
Quote from: IR_Kuoin on April 15, 2014, 11:04:02 pm
Loom threads always gets the best out of our community

its funny how even the (so we thought) most illiterate people of the community write fucking shakespeare's in hope to get looms
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: YnScN on April 15, 2014, 11:29:54 pm
Yesterday evening i was at home,
Jerked my dick, up to the bone,
Opened the forum, saw the contest
Just after the Game Of Thrones' scene of incest

She told me, she wanted to break up
She added that i have to wake up
From a dream which i was seeing
I thought 'It aint over till the fat lady sing'

I hold her arms, wanted to shake her,
I told her the moments we shared together,
A little smile appeared on her lovely face
Two thousand miles surpassed on my hearth's surface

I convinced her, managed to cleanse our love's taint
Now give me my loompoint.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Havoco on April 15, 2014, 11:43:49 pm
I ride to the top of the mountain
Where at its peak is a lonely fountain

It spews liquid gold.
That makes me feel I will never grow old

It puts me in a trance
For you I will romance

I lie in its flow
For it lives in a beautiful glow

The top is so peaceful, so calm
I feel as if I could fly with the flip of my palm.

But with a rush of change in the wind
I cannot help but to train my blade at the closest of kin

I once called him a teammate, okay
But now I just call him a tk


Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Vengt037 on April 16, 2014, 12:07:48 am
Quote from: woody on April 15, 2014, 07:35:48 pm
I have always been a true romantic and had to enter a poem from the heart (or maybe somewhere else). Anyone easily offended read only the odd lines.

I see your face when I fall asleep,
Your dirty knickers still I keep,
I miss your smile in mornings still,
Shame you would'nt go on the pill,
I even got on with your dad and mum,
Sorry for "accidentally" sticking it up your bum,
I want to hold you and watch the telly,
Now thoughts of you end with spunk on belly,
I see the grass less green with you not here,
No more your mouth round my pork spear,
I smell your perfume and it makes me sigh,
You fucked like mad when we were high,
I want you to come back and stay forever,
Your sister again to fuck I will never.

I vote we implement the "pork spear" as a polearm.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Prinz_Karl on April 16, 2014, 03:52:50 am
There's a terrible mistake in your loom giveaway criteria: The poems written here won't get much upvotes as almost no one including me is reading them. Maybe your change it.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Gawin on April 16, 2014, 04:32:31 am
Once upon a time there lived a boy named Cane
He was a lonely child because he was so so Lame

His father is gone and his mother is a drunk
And so our poor Cane's heart began to sunk

Day after day, year after year he would be teased and called Gay
to the point where he couldn't stand to live another day

With pills on the drawer and a gun in his hands, he thought "Maybe things can change"
"Who knows, I have nothing to gain"

His sister bursts into his room and begins to cry
"Please brother, I don't want you to die"

She spoke to him about a community far far away, where no one will judge you for who you are
Instead they cast away all the social statuses, and find your shining star

Tis' called the internet and nothing more
And little Cane became his own shining star forevermore.

(ehh Idk what I wrote, but I hope you guys enjoyed it!)
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on April 16, 2014, 04:39:41 am
Ode to her smelly vagina

Oh you.... smelly... smelly... smelly vagina
I pulled down your coverings and wish it had been kinder
I've seen many... some far... some wide
I've crossed many boundaries and many a times lied
But yours alone brought a tear to my eye
And when I think of your vagina...  I want to die

How were you attached to a girl so hot
Perky little titties leading to a mosh pit of snot
If I had known...... then unveil you I would not
I should have been sober and walked away from your twat

I could justify it... if I had a cold.. or lost my sense of smell
But I don't even think crabs would come to your vagina to dwell

I've humped many girls
Some nice... some sweet
But your vagina alone haunts me in my sleep

I've trimmed nose hairs.... and cried while I bathed
But the stench of your vagina makes me fear to get laid
It's even so bad.... your awful creation
That you've completely persuaded me against masturbation

I'm certainly not gay... though I wish I was
Because even a butt hole would smell better than your fuzz
How.... how.... how will I go on....
After all.... the smell of your vagina is stuck on my dong

Oh.....oh.... smelly Vagina.... you've ruined my life
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Thryn on April 16, 2014, 04:50:37 am
I put some effort into this.


I Did It For Shrek.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Never have I wanted a wife

I gladly go down onto my knees
It is Shrek that I am willing to please
He turns my moist rump into cheese

All that remains is a lone fife
Shrek is love, Shrek is life



I rock up and down like a boat's bow
Elation has eluded me 'til now

I scream and moan, wanting even more
Whilst he peels my layers, I am a whore
He is the master of my back door

I am a field for him to plough
He whispers to me, "It's all ogre now."



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Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Imperator_L33 on April 16, 2014, 05:25:37 am
Did she spot you, or did you spot her?

Everything now is shrouded in blur

It came on when things, were going quite swell

How then, has it come, to this living hell.

She played you like some, repugnant, arrow fodder,

Why is it that, you can’t find someone hotter?

Now you’re living off booze, and cigarette ashes,

Why is it that, you can’t blend with the masses?

You’re running out of time, as you’re digging for dimes,

And by playing by rules that say you must rhymes.

If truth be told, I’m not sure why that I try…

I just hope I learn

Before I must die.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Yazid on April 16, 2014, 06:21:27 am
Like lightning,
the image of you still sends shivers down my spine.
I was merely a wanderer who always carried my heart far and wide.
If the thought ever comes to mind, will you be captured by their designs this time?
In those endless, grassy moors where our story began, we were twice ill fated.
You donned a fine coat of delicate fur, the tips of which were of vibrant gold and black.
And always ate your tamales with a squiggly line of ketchup, now must I not have a taste for this?
Often I stood there, cheering and watched them reeling as their backs, twisted, bent and cracked.
Others joined in droves only to fold over before you, in the heat of battle, none could compare.
After all these years, we've been together, I need naught to espouse something clever.
If we were forced to part ways again, in two pieces my heart would tear.
To me, you're worth more than a boulder badge to proudly wear.
And yet, in this moment, I can only think of your fair bosom
pillowed upon the soft rise and fall of my ripening chest,
and so live forever, or else swoon to death.
So without further adieu,
I choose you.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Vengt037 on April 16, 2014, 07:24:31 am
ooh, a diamante
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: dynamike on April 17, 2014, 11:16:04 pm
Who won? Who's next? You decide!

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Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Penitent on April 17, 2014, 11:18:52 pm
Quote from: dynamike on April 17, 2014, 11:16:04 pm
Who won? Who's next? You decide!

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You have the most votes, dynamike.  I really hoped my poem could surpass you -- but alas.  Good job.

My only hope is that your entry gets barred on a technicality. :)  For real though, no one has (or will) reach 75 votes, so the contest sponsor may just decide to keep the prize(s).

That being said:  if my poem reaches 75 votes or more I'll pay 2k gold to each person voted.  :P
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: GandalfJr on April 17, 2014, 11:33:56 pm
KKK they be so cray
Killin black folk through the day
They hide their faces
Full of disgraces

That's all I got so far
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: dynamike on April 17, 2014, 11:53:28 pm
Quote from: Penitent on April 17, 2014, 11:18:52 pm
You have the most votes, dynamike.  I really hoped my poem could surpass you -- but alas.  Good job.

Only if you don't consider Vibe's "Prince of Bel Air Calradia" masterpiece  :wink:

But yeah, seems like this thread is pretty much as far as it will go and we should pick a winner soon.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Vengt037 on April 18, 2014, 12:02:28 am
Quote from: Penitent on April 17, 2014, 11:18:52 pm
You have the most votes, dynamike.  I really hoped my poem could surpass you -- but alas.  Good job.

My only hope is that your entry gets barred on a technicality. :)  For real though, no one has (or will) reach 75 votes, so the contest sponsor may just decide to keep the prize(s).

That being said:  if my poem reaches 75 votes or more I'll pay 2k gold to each person voted.  :P

Actually Vibe has the most with his paraphrasing of the Fresh Prince song. Sadly, the masses don't appreciate my genius. 
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: Penitent on April 18, 2014, 12:04:01 am
Quote from: Vengt037 on April 18, 2014, 12:02:28 am
Actually Vibe has the most with his paraphrasing of the Fresh Prince song. Sadly, the masses don't appreciate my genius.

That poem is not eligible.  I think it actually breaks every single rule except being 14 lines long.
Title: Re: Loomz to gain inside
Post by: HarunYahya on April 18, 2014, 07:34:12 am
Can't believe im doing it
Writing a poem for this shit

Although i don't need that armor
I still seek looms cuz i was a farmer

I remember getting raped by those knights,
mean raids to my village at foggy,silent nights

Now i am trained and well eqquipped to fight
Behold now,I'm coming for you, coward knight !

Taking your stuff wouldn't satisfy me Olwen
Once you've tasted poverty,you stay as Juden

so now,Im gonna get whatever i can
Although greed is banned by Qur'an

Not gonna lie to you, never been a religious man
Until I realized there's no candy in the van.


Flash edit:
I know it's not about love,sorry Olwen, you gonna need to write to that girl by yourself.