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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Aldogalus on March 22, 2014, 07:53:46 pm

Title: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Aldogalus on March 22, 2014, 07:53:46 pm
KbW: The Keyboard Warriors

KbW #1

KbW: Gods Amongst Clods

KbW: Prodigies of Sodomy

KbW: We All Have Dad-Dicks

KbW fiefs are NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC. If you REALLY want to sell/buy at a KbW fief, you can come to our ts (weshould.servebeer.com) and request to buy/sell at the fief you are interested in utilizing. The answer will still most likely be no, and if it is a yes, its very unlikely we will allow you to buy/sell over 200. There are however plenty of neutral castles in the area, that people are welcome to use, risk-free. Please do not buy these neutral fiefs down below 200 s&d, or you may be liable to be attacked.

If you are planning on entering our fief to buy some of our gear, just let us know first, so we don't suspect you of goods-jackin. Otherwise, it would be wise to steer away from our fiefs, to avoid any future confusion.

Sidenote: I realize that i misspelled the word "fief", but typing the word incorrectly is so habitual now, i automatically type feif.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: dreadnok on March 23, 2014, 03:38:18 am
As owner of new yalibe I say fuck the whole crpg community
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Horns_Archive on March 23, 2014, 03:54:45 am
As the owner of the fief serindiar, we have no prison camps I promise.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on March 23, 2014, 04:08:20 am
Will people be attacked for carrying large amounts goods past your lands?
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: dreadnok on March 23, 2014, 04:46:58 am
Will people be attacked for carrying large amounts goods past your lands?

Yes totally, pappasmurf will no matter who you are
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Aldogalus on March 23, 2014, 05:35:51 am
We will not attack anyone for traveling through our land, unless they give us a reason to. However, we might attack someone for dropping a neutral fief below 200 s&D, and those extra crates might encourage us to do so. Otherwise, feel free to travel through, and purchase at the neutral castles and cities. I would just advise going around our fiefs to avoid confusion.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Jona on March 23, 2014, 12:22:57 pm
As the owner of the fief serindiar, we have no prison camps I promise.

But you do have the small remains of Taser's porn collection. This demands retribution!

#TasahClanUprising2014
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: cup457 on March 23, 2014, 03:29:35 pm
If anyone steals my mysterious meat youll dissapear just like that Malaysian plane
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 24, 2014, 09:08:35 am
EU Fisdnar declares war on Dread_Cock

I'll see you on facebook, mon ami!
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Pappy on March 25, 2014, 04:28:32 am
Yes totally, pappasmurf will no matter who you are
Attempt to enter with a lot of crates and I will intercept you before you enter. I dont wait for them to sell first, I try not to let any casuals get caught up in the mix but sometimes you do not have the time to babysit until the moment their dot is confirmed entering and gotta just pull the trigger, especially if the mark on the other side is some unarmed scrub with 1000 crates. I'd say pass by but stay off the icon
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Chosen1 on March 25, 2014, 04:29:51 am
One day I will get my revenge against you papasmurf mark my words  :evil:

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Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Canary on March 25, 2014, 09:15:43 am
I am going to come to your ts and request to buy/sell at the feif I am interested in utilizing.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Bronto on March 25, 2014, 01:27:15 pm
To everyone being all butthurt about getting attacked or the potential to; it takes 30 seconds to find out what territory you're going through and send one of the clan members there a message. I have successfully done this three times so far this strat, so just do that and then don't wonder why you got attacked because you came into someone else's territory with a lot of crates.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: dreadnok on March 25, 2014, 05:44:06 pm
EU Fisdnar declares war on Dread_Cock

I'll see you on facebook, mon ami!

Good, your fucking dog shit peasant sillyness couldn't even hurt people IRL, and fight like a man, let's use yahoo messenger
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Jona on March 25, 2014, 09:34:36 pm
Good, your fucking dog shit peasant sillyness couldn't even hurt people IRL, and fight like a man, let's use yahoo messenger

Yahoo messenger was the shit! You could fucking play some really bad games and draw shit with whoever you were talking to. Far better than aol's messenger any day of the week.



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Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: HappyPhantom on March 25, 2014, 10:44:00 pm
ICQ 4 lyfe.

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Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Sari on March 26, 2014, 12:29:13 am
Please be nice to my fief. :D
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Taser on March 26, 2014, 04:41:03 am
But you do have the small remains of Taser's porn collection. This demands retribution!

#TasahClanUprising2014

My post to this and horn's post was deleted.. not kool.

So.. basically.. yeah #FreeSerindiar2014
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Jona on March 26, 2014, 04:50:28 am
My post to this and horn's post was deleted.. not kool.

So.. basically.. yeah #FreeSerindiar2014

Repost or gtfo!


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Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Taser on March 26, 2014, 04:52:16 am
Repost or gtfo!


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Prob was deleted because I used only gifs to respond. And its diplomacy.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Jona on March 26, 2014, 05:16:28 am
Prob was deleted because I used only gifs to respond. And its diplomacy.


Lame. :(
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on March 27, 2014, 06:03:03 pm
Do asian's have the option of having dad dicks? Or are we forever cursed with baby dicks.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Bryggan on May 07, 2014, 09:40:09 am
I'm a wee bit curious (due to recent events) as to what your policy is regarding foreign factions attacking people peacefully passing (with your permission) through your lands?  As an example I present the good and kind Bryggan.  He, though sorely tempted did not buy your wonderful, well made and oh so cheap goods, but instead completely and whole heartedly abided by your rules.  Yet, when he passed on by New Shitball Zoomer, with troops suffering from exhaustion but gaining enough strength to celebrate the fact they escaped DSE lands into neutral territory.  "chadz be praised" they cried, "thank Armagon we have survived this harrowing adventure!"

But this was not to be.  A murderous murdering murderer with a beard (oh, I get the name now!) attacked the poor fellows at least 5 clicks past their border town.  Do we or do we not have borders?  If this valiant Bryggan fellow ever offended the mighty Keyboard Warriors enough to get this kiss in the olive grove, let them collect their 30 pieces of silver.  If this brilliant tactition and all-round great guy must stand alone and shed his and his oh so brave men's blood on the desert's sands, then so be it.

But I hope all honour is not dead in Strat, and I hope shame is still a curse to be avoided.  But I am new to Strat, and perhaps sitting in feifs counting silver is more important than showing valiance in war, in pride of one's own faction.  Freedom is worth fighting for, and respect is worth dying for (well, not you, but your nameless troops).  Or, of course, you can turn a blind eye to the attacks on your sovereignty.  I guess in a way a Vichy government is better than no government at all.

This is, of course, just a polite inquiry.   I am sure your members are enjoying their neutrality while the rest of us are girded for war, poised and pouncing, planning and collaborating, arming and maneuvering.  Someone will eventually win this war, then we will head into the next.  Not sure who the teams will be then, but it will be all blood, death and glory.  Which is the whole point of me being here.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Keshian on May 08, 2014, 12:16:17 am
Do asian's have the option of having dad dicks? Or are we forever cursed with baby dicks.

Just marry a tall, busty scandinavian woman and your half-asian son will have a viking dick instead of a baby dick.  :wink:

Hint - Be really good at mathematics/finance, get rich and you can be like Tiger Woods and marry one too.  No guarantee she wont go domestic assault on your ass on a daily basis for having a micro-penis.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Aldogalus on May 17, 2014, 09:44:51 pm
I'm a wee bit curious (due to recent events) as to what your policy is regarding foreign factions attacking people peacefully passing (with your permission) through your lands?  As an example I present the good and kind Bryggan.  He, though sorely tempted did not buy your wonderful, well made and oh so cheap goods, but instead completely and whole heartedly abided by your rules.  Yet, when he passed on by New Shitball Zoomer, with troops suffering from exhaustion but gaining enough strength to celebrate the fact they escaped DSE lands into neutral territory.  "chadz be praised" they cried, "thank Armagon we have survived this harrowing adventure!"

But this was not to be.  A murderous murdering murderer with a beard (oh, I get the name now!) attacked the poor fellows at least 5 clicks past their border town.  Do we or do we not have borders?  If this valiant Bryggan fellow ever offended the mighty Keyboard Warriors enough to get this kiss in the olive grove, let them collect their 30 pieces of silver.  If this brilliant tactition and all-round great guy must stand alone and shed his and his oh so brave men's blood on the desert's sands, then so be it.

But I hope all honour is not dead in Strat, and I hope shame is still a curse to be avoided.  But I am new to Strat, and perhaps sitting in feifs counting silver is more important than showing valiance in war, in pride of one's own faction.  Freedom is worth fighting for, and respect is worth dying for (well, not you, but your nameless troops).  Or, of course, you can turn a blind eye to the attacks on your sovereignty.  I guess in a way a Vichy government is better than no government at all.

This is, of course, just a polite inquiry.   I am sure your members are enjoying their neutrality while the rest of us are girded for war, poised and pouncing, planning and collaborating, arming and maneuvering.  Someone will eventually win this war, then we will head into the next.  Not sure who the teams will be then, but it will be all blood, death and glory.  Which is the whole point of me being here.

Sorry for the late reply. THis is a very interesting way to request reinforcements, and I would suggest using another strategy in the future. I would request that you either shorten requests like this up, or maybe make a spoiler with a non-RP version for people who don't care to spend the full five minutes reading one simple question. Or better yet, make a spoiler for the RP itself!

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Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Bryggan on May 17, 2014, 10:43:34 pm
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Actually, I wasn't expecting reinforcements, I was trying to goad you into war with the DSE.
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So no worries.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Aldogalus on May 18, 2014, 09:37:21 pm
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Actually, I wasn't expecting reinforcements, I was trying to goad you into war with the DSE.
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So no worries.

It's not that I don't want to read more than six words.

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Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Bryggan on May 18, 2014, 11:42:04 pm
It's not that I don't want to read more than six words.

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Feel free to ignore my posts.  I'll just hop on your TS if I need something.  Quicker, and your guys are pretty funny.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 18, 2014, 11:45:56 pm
Feel free to ignore my posts.  I'll just hop on your TS if I need something.  Quicker, and your guys are pretty funny.

Scroll down and talk to us. I'd love to here your opinion about strat through ts.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Bryggan on May 19, 2014, 12:41:50 am
Will do. Popped in once before late at night when drunk, but only a couple guys were on.
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Wesleysnipes on May 19, 2014, 01:05:06 am
Will do. Popped in once before late at night when drunk, but only a couple guys were on.

Where you the guy that hopped on then we went down the channel?
Title: Re: Keyboard Warriors, Closed Borders
Post by: Bryggan on May 19, 2014, 02:46:50 am
No, I chatted a bit, said it was cool how aggressive you were being and a thank you for the wars.  Just two guys on, and they really didn't know what to say so I left when it got awkward.