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Strategus => Faction Halls => Topic started by: Soldier_of_God on March 14, 2014, 06:43:00 am

Title: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 14, 2014, 06:43:00 am
Ok, so perhaps you're new, and maybe you don't know what the hell you're doing, but you know you wanna hang out and have a blast?
WELL THEN SIR/MADAME ASTRALIS IS HERE FOR YOU!

Requirements? Not really. we do have some basic rules...




Two basic rules we keep by:
- We're not weeaboos. Don't go samurai or ninja on us. (suggested western attire. definitely no samurais with greathealms and boards shields mkay?)
- We prefer to play in a gentlemanly manner. Don't be a crushthrough douche.
- (unofficial) In fact, don't be a douche at all. oh and if you're a little kid, go watch Cailou. -Edwardism

If you find yourself in need of contacting someone in this clan you have several options. A good first start would be to read and like our clan thread, and maybe introduce yourself.

http://forum.melee.org/faction-halls/astralis-%28na%29/

(click to show/hide)

There's no pressure to join, just hang out and if you like it, slap on our banner. its that simple. Also, we are friendly and willing to help you, with one on one training in
-Archery
-Horse Lancer
-1h Horse
-1h Foot
-2h Foot
-Polearm
-Horse Archery

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P.S

you're probably wondering why there is a pot of chili. Come to teamspeak for the story... :P
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: //saxon on March 14, 2014, 08:30:13 pm
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: the real god emperor on March 14, 2014, 09:34:35 pm
Suddenly , I decided that I don't like chili. :P
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Earthdforce on March 15, 2014, 12:55:34 am
Quote from: Soldier_of_God on March 14, 2014, 06:43:00 am
Two basic rules we keep by:
- We're not weeaboos. Don't go samurai or ninja on us.

What if you're like me? Not just a spamurai....but a weeabot! Are my kind welcome?
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Dexxtaa on March 15, 2014, 02:16:39 am
Glad to see others interested in player retention, too! Hope you guys successful, too!
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 15, 2014, 04:42:02 am
Quote from: Earthdforce on March 15, 2014, 12:55:34 am

What if you're like me? Not just a spamurai....but a weeabot! Are my kind welcome?

aww hell you're a weaboo neckbeard, but i love you anyway~ <3

to those who have samurai stuff, dont sweat it, its a largely abolished rule, but if you dress in hoes, light armor, a knight helm, and a board shield, we'll probably give you some money and tell you to get real armor. mkay? good, glad thats out of the way.

Quote from: Dexxtaa on March 15, 2014, 02:16:39 am
Glad to see others interested in player retention, too! Hope you guys successful, too!

Best of luck to you as well, we are trying to get all the cool kids and partyholics in one room to discuss various dystopian themes and lots of alchohol. if you like the hangover movies you'll like our TS. nuff said.
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Soldier_of_God on March 24, 2014, 03:43:19 am
Bump
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 25, 2014, 06:35:52 am
Oh wow, didn't realize how many people do get drunk in your ts. Lol I heard about it, but, didn't think it was that popular.
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 01, 2014, 03:40:39 am
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Because of the overstock of beer, many innocent and delicious beers were offhandedly annihilated. you know why that happened?

YOU. if you would have just bought some beer, there wouldnt be overstock.

Thats right, YOU read this thread and decided "i'm too cool for booze".

get a kilt and go free balling to your nearest liquor store, then join our ts. your beer will thank you :)

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Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 01, 2014, 11:12:51 am
Even if you aren't affiliated with Astralis, it's worth joining their TS. A lot of the CRPG teamspeak servers I visited in the past have become vacant, but on a good night Astralis is bustling with activity and everyone is there to have a good time.
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: agile on April 04, 2014, 01:54:57 am
Luk blows
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 13, 2014, 03:44:33 am

Initiation video for all new potentiates. if you laugh, you lose!
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 24, 2014, 05:13:35 am
OH CAMAN people, you know you wanna join.
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: HarryCrumb on April 24, 2014, 08:00:45 am
drunk raven TS is the up and cummibg hot spots for any and all ladies

~realit
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Soldier_of_God on April 25, 2014, 04:52:38 am
let me know ill get smashed and pop on in
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Soldier_of_God on July 19, 2014, 06:17:21 am
humpety bumpety
Title: Re: Learn Crpg, get drunk, and have a fun time! (with astralis)
Post by: Soldier_of_God on July 27, 2014, 05:18:52 pm
booty bump