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Title: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 01, 2014, 01:33:41 am
Hi Kesh fuck you, bet you thought there'd be something in here that you could shitpost about.
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: Keshian on March 01, 2014, 01:42:40 am
Hi Kesh fuck you, bet you thought there'd be something in here that you could shitpost about.

Lol, don't worry you posting is shitpost enough.  :twisted: :wink:
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 01, 2014, 01:44:43 am
The amount of time between me making this thread and you responding to it was ten minutes.

Ten minutes.

Jesus christ.
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: Keshian on March 01, 2014, 01:49:11 am
lol, i just got home 10 minutes ago - no need to obsess.  Was gone most of the afternoon on a date and have to go dogsit/housesit tonight so i'm sorry i wont be around for you to  obsess over.  :rolleyes:

though funny thing - you responded within 2 minutes?  Seeing the needle in your neighbor's eye while ignoring the redwood tree in your own.

Honestly man, just go attack me already since you obviously dont plan to fight anyone your own faction's size. Hint - I'm en route to EU right now - follow me if you dare.  I'l even play the benny hill music myself.
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: Goretooth on March 01, 2014, 01:55:35 am
The amount of time between me making this thread and you responding to it was ten minutes.

Ten minutes.

Jesus christ.
Aye you made a thread just to troll him? Jesus Christ unplug for a few hours.
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 01, 2014, 02:03:24 am
Kesh, you should watch the movie Temple Grandin.  With Claire Danes.
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: Chosen1 on March 01, 2014, 02:25:36 am
Aye you made a thread just to troll him? Jesus Christ unplug for a few hours.

Says someone who calls himself goretooth in a video game, lol.
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: Jack1 on March 01, 2014, 04:11:27 am
this thread describes strat 5 pretty well so far.
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: Novamere on March 01, 2014, 08:34:37 pm
Daruvian what did kesh do to you to make you this mad and upset?
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: BaleOhay on March 01, 2014, 08:38:09 pm
daddy issues. He acts out because he wants kesh to appreciate him more
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 01, 2014, 08:39:01 pm
Eh, he just shitposts saying things nobody wants to hear in nearly all of my threads. It gets old after time.
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: Novamere on March 01, 2014, 09:12:08 pm
Eh, he just shitposts saying things nobody wants to hear in nearly all of my threads. It gets old after time.

So your choice is to troll him and do the same thing....................
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Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 01, 2014, 09:37:24 pm
Let you down on a 10 second post on an internet gaming forum? Exactly what does that even mean?

Anyone who can be "let down" by something like this isn't someone I want to nerd associate with.

#realtalk

By the way I am so furious that I literally scream in Frisian TS3 so loud everyday that people cry and are afraid that I am going to be violent. I scream Keshian's name repeatedly and never stop thinking of him any second that I am on or away from my computer. You know that scene in Billy Madison where Chris Farley is driving the bus? My face looks roughly like that 24/7, especially when I am posting threads like this or saying Kesh is gay in NA_1. You literally cannot begin to comprehend how absolutely furious and anally pained Keshian has made me. I punch walls when I think of him in the morning, pouring milk into my cereal. I think of him when I drive to work imagining crashing my car into his house. I can't even have a good orgasm because his cheeky retard fucking smile pops into my brain right when I go over the edge. Every single post I have made about or towards him has been absolutely authentic vitriol that I cannot hold back. It is pressured through my fingers with wave after crushing tidal wave of unrelenting hot white fury onto my keyboard--I am just a sieve through which all emotions are held back except for unbridled passionate hatred for Keshian. I've gone to my Internet Psychiatrist about this and he has told me that if I can't change my ways I will die of a brain tumor that has developed due to intense cranial pressure that I suffer constantly from which is induced by my eternal hatred of Keshian.

What are you, retarded?

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Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: Keshian on March 01, 2014, 10:03:42 pm
Let you down on a 10 second post on an internet gaming forum? Exactly what does that even mean?

Anyone who can be "let down" by something like this isn't someone I want to nerd associate with.

#realtalk

By the way I am so furious that I literally scream in Frisian TS3 so loud everyday that people cry and are afraid that I am going to be violent. I scream Keshian's name repeatedly and never stop thinking of him any second that I am on or away from my computer. You know that scene in Billy Madison where Chris Farley is driving the bus? My face looks roughly like that 24/7, especially when I am posting threads like this or saying Kesh is gay in NA_1. You literally cannot begin to comprehend how absolutely furious and anally pained Keshian has made me. I punch walls when I think of him in the morning, pouring milk into my cereal. I think of him when I drive to work imagining crashing my car into his house. I can't even have a good orgasm because his cheeky retard fucking smile pops into my brain right when I go over the edge. Every single post I have made about or towards him has been absolutely authentic vitriol that I cannot hold back. It is pressured through my fingers with wave after crushing tidal wave of unrelenting hot white fury onto my keyboard--I am just a sieve through which all emotions are held back except for unbridled passionate hatred for Keshian. I've gone to my Internet Psychiatrist about this and he has told me that if I can't change my ways I will die of a brain tumor that has developed due to intense cranial pressure that I suffer constantly from which is induced by my eternal hatred of Keshian.

What are you, retarded?

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And I here I thought all those private messages you spent time on to send me were because you loved me.  :shock: :? :(
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 01, 2014, 10:34:33 pm
You mean the one and only private message I have ever sent you? You should copy and paste it here. Please.
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: Novamere on March 01, 2014, 11:55:33 pm
Let you down on a 10 second post on an internet gaming forum? Exactly what does that even mean?

Anyone who can be "let down" by something like this isn't someone I want to nerd associate with.

#realtalk

By the way I am so furious that I literally scream in Frisian TS3 so loud everyday that people cry and are afraid that I am going to be violent. I scream Keshian's name repeatedly and never stop thinking of him any second that I am on or away from my computer. You know that scene in Billy Madison where Chris Farley is driving the bus? My face looks roughly like that 24/7, especially when I am posting threads like this or saying Kesh is gay in NA_1. You literally cannot begin to comprehend how absolutely furious and anally pained Keshian has made me. I punch walls when I think of him in the morning, pouring milk into my cereal. I think of him when I drive to work imagining crashing my car into his house. I can't even have a good orgasm because his cheeky retard fucking smile pops into my brain right when I go over the edge. Every single post I have made about or towards him has been absolutely authentic vitriol that I cannot hold back. It is pressured through my fingers with wave after crushing tidal wave of unrelenting hot white fury onto my keyboard--I am just a sieve through which all emotions are held back except for unbridled passionate hatred for Keshian. I've gone to my Internet Psychiatrist about this and he has told me that if I can't change my ways I will die of a brain tumor that has developed due to intense cranial pressure that I suffer constantly from which is induced by my eternal hatred of Keshian.

What are you, retarded?

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Didnt even  read any of that and i just know its u busting a forum load haha
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on March 02, 2014, 01:21:17 am
Hi Kesh fuck you, bet you thought there'd be something in here that you could shitpost about.
lol
Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 02, 2014, 04:19:56 am
Aye you made a thread just to troll him? Jesus Christ unplug for a few hours.

Title: Re: The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance
Post by: Goretooth on March 02, 2014, 04:51:54 am
surprised you didn't make another thread to post this again.

never mind you guys did. rofl