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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Evil_Eye_Ernie on February 22, 2014, 11:17:43 pm

Title: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Evil_Eye_Ernie on February 22, 2014, 11:17:43 pm
I bring a message to Lord Stuttersteppe (also known as Guiseppe for some reason), Catastrophe of his pants.

His Stutterness decides to recant an edited and entirely biased version of events for himself;
however, I do not blame him.  Bandying words with even the skill of a novice squire's sword escapes him.
A full retelling would take many moons and copious amounts of ale to dull the pain of overexposure.


His Stutterness came with his end in sight: leave the unowned desert because he claimed it by right.
Give you boots filled with troops and possibly form an alliance?  Ridiculous!
Dibs?  Hah, my ribs!  They creak with the effort to restrain my laughter.

These matters are best settled faster with a more eloquent recanter.
Words?  Best if you could speak them quickly, before the sleep in my eyes grows thickly.
Ah, war.  If you control the team, then coerce your toys to fulfill your dream.
Calling in favors is a sign of lightness, but now I can tell it bears your uncanny likeness.

Who better to prepare a village of the land?
A man unable to stutter a command or the forces which will give demand?
Without a doubt, it will be those forces who prevail.
The arrows which hail us will shatter and break
because God gives us his manna, our cake.

To you, I end with this one bit,
We do this all in His name because God wills it.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: imisshotmail on February 22, 2014, 11:23:40 pm
<|GFORCE MAFIA|>




<|GFORCE MAFIA|>
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Evil_Eye_Ernie on February 22, 2014, 11:25:30 pm
You only prove my point.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: cup457 on February 23, 2014, 02:10:20 am
I think he just posted it for reference
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Kreczor on February 23, 2014, 02:49:09 am
I bring a message to Lord Stuttersteppe (also known as Guiseppe for some reason), Catastrophe of his pants.

His Stutterness decides to recant an edited and entirely biased version of events for himself;
however, I do not blame him.  Bandying words with even the skill of a novice squire's sword escapes him.
A full retelling would take many moons and copious amounts of ale to dull the pain of overexposure.


His Stutterness came with his end in sight: leave the unowned desert because he claimed it by right.
Give you boots filled with troops and possibly form an alliance?  Ridiculous!
Dibs?  Hah, my ribs!  They creak with the effort to restrain my laughter.

These matters are best settled faster with a more eloquent recanter.
Words?  Best if you could speak them quickly, before the sleep in my eyes grows thickly.
Ah, war.  If you control the team, then coerce your toys to fulfill your dream.
Calling in favors is a sign of lightness, but now I can tell it bears your uncanny likeness.

Who better to prepare a village of the land?
A man unable to stutter a command or the forces which will give demand?
Without a doubt, it will be those forces who prevail.
The arrows which hail us will shatter and break
because God gives us his manna, our cake.

To you, I end with this one bit,
We do this all in His name because God wills it.

This was written in really poor taste. You should feel bad for writing this.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Novamere on February 23, 2014, 03:14:51 am
Id feel bad for the guy but didnt he go into their TS to stir up shit?
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Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on February 23, 2014, 03:20:39 am
Id feel bad for the guy but didnt he go into their TS to stir up shit?
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I went there legitimately to talk about the future of the desert.

I Had only good intentions and diplomacy when i joined the ts. They contacted me first.

AlsoThis is pretty immature.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Goretooth on February 23, 2014, 03:22:16 am
I went there legitimately to talk about the future of the desert.

I Had only good intentions and diplomacy when i joined the ts. They contact me first.
AND I like tydues a lot  :rolleyes:
Recording us without letting us know and posting the edit version yes good intentions indeed. What were the terms? Us handing over 1200 troops to you by tomorrow?
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Novamere on February 23, 2014, 03:23:38 am
I went there legitimately to talk about the future of the desert.

I Had only good intentions and diplomacy when i joined the ts. They contacted me first.

AlsoThis is pretty immature.

Ahhhh i heard u went in there with demands and to troll thats why im confused on this whole matter!
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Goretooth on February 23, 2014, 03:26:45 am
Ahhhh i heard u went in there with demands and to troll thats why im confused on this whole matter!
aye why do you think he avoids talking about the terms offered or posting the full video?
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Peppovitch on February 23, 2014, 03:30:28 am
I went there legitimately to talk about the future of the desert.

I Had only good intentions and diplomacy when i joined the ts. They contacted me first.


/facepalm....  At least we know now that he will stick to his lies like flies to shit.  I'd much rather be an asshole than a liar.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: loleznub on February 23, 2014, 03:43:14 am
I went there legitimately to talk about the future of the desert.

I Had only good intentions and diplomacy when i joined the ts. They contacted me first.



If this is true, can you provide us with proof perhaps?  And we don't want some edited to all hell recording either.  We want the full thing untouched.  And if you don't post it it's safe to assume you're hiding the truth from everyone (big surprise there). 

I do however, understand your reasoning for editing it and not posting the original untouched.  It would pretty much turn the entire community against you guys with what you've already accomplished.


AlsoThis is pretty immature.

I don't think you have any right to say that, considering your current actions.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on February 23, 2014, 04:30:29 am
The terms or conditions or fucking whatever that the Gforce baddies said is almost irrelevant.

The hilarious, mountain dew-fueled response from some of the diaper-wearers in Hosp TS, that was immortalized for our entertainment, is what matters.

I mean, you guys were yelling and chest thumping with regards to fucking cRPG.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Aztek on February 23, 2014, 05:21:09 am
I don't appreciate anyone belittling another on a personal level, I'll always be clear on that. I know it seems like some May think a few of our guys were harsh with the stuttering comments but I don't think they actually thought it was a disability and was more towards a younger and nervous individual getting over his head.

Anyone posting (as a Hosp or outsider) just loves the drama, anyone claiming were all a bunch of chest thumpers and takes this game to seriously is a hypocrite as your over emphasizing our demeanour and mentality as if factual because you know everything? We take this too seriously and others just look at it as a game. I can assure you we don't have anyone in the clan that looses sleep over this game. And we take it as such. If someone were to join your TS demanding ridiculous commands is going to be met with some banter. I have been in most of your TS servers and everyone splerges some crap that would make their mothers ashamed.

As for good players, I would say we have our share, devil, bonz, gore, vesp, chucky, etc. I don't know any clan that has 30 jack1's or Sandersons but it is well mixed up from what I can see.

Either way... This post like all others is just pointless, but figured I would jump into the mud as well :)
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Mae. on February 23, 2014, 07:09:22 pm
The terms or conditions or fucking whatever that the Gforce baddies said is almost irrelevant.

The hilarious, mountain dew-fueled response from some of the diaper-wearers in Hosp TS, that was immortalized for our entertainment, is what matters.

I mean, you guys were yelling and chest thumping with regards to fucking cRPG.


Fucking nailed it.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: HarryCrumb on February 23, 2014, 07:16:26 pm
...If someone were to join your TS demanding ridiculous commands is going to be met with some banter...

gobblinking used to come on raven TS threatening us with horse dicks and shit and i can promise you that none of us dared to challenge His Majesty
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: HardRice on February 23, 2014, 07:40:12 pm
gobblinking used to come on raven TS threatening us with horse dicks and shit and i can promise you that none of us dared to challenge His Majesty
Hot.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Pentecost on February 23, 2014, 08:41:36 pm
You know, Evil_Eye_Ernie, perhaps you should look in the mirror before you accuse others of talking big without being able to produce results.

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I don't remember your battle performance in the previous round being much better either.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: AluminumMonster on February 23, 2014, 09:00:50 pm
You know, Evil_Eye_Ernie, perhaps you should look in the mirror before you accuse others of talking big without being able to produce results.

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I don't remember your battle performance in the previous round being much better either.

you should have assorted it based on kills, so he wouldnt even be on the list
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 23, 2014, 09:29:15 pm
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insensitive, classless hospitaller shitbag
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Goretooth on February 23, 2014, 10:39:30 pm
Posting screenshots and voice recordings of us, holy nerds it's a video game chill out. Here's a tip if you don't want to be made fun of don't post voice recordings of yourself. I mean he posted it to make fun of those recorded and he cry's when he gets made fun of.
I mean it sucks and I don't approve the treatment of making fun of someone in real life but it seemed like it was your intent to do so in posting the video and I don't feel bad for you.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 24, 2014, 01:08:25 am
You know, Evil_Eye_Ernie, perhaps you should look in the mirror before you accuse others of talking big without being able to produce results.

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I don't remember your battle performance in the previous round being much better either.

Hospitaller_Kesh had the best K:D of the bunch.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Keshian on February 24, 2014, 03:36:01 am
Hospitaller_Kesh had the best K:D of the bunch.

Wow you are a tool.  I was in ts but my internet was crashing and the battle was over before I had finished resetting my router.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 24, 2014, 05:04:40 am
Wow you are a tool.  I was in ts but my internet was crashing and the battle was over before I had finished resetting my router.

Kesh, you need to dial it down buddy.  0-0 is a 1-1 ratio, which is better than the rest of Hospitaller.
Title: Re: Lord Stuttersteppe, Catastrophe of his pants.
Post by: Goretooth on February 24, 2014, 05:38:53 am
Kesh, you need to dial it down buddy.  0-0 is a 1-1 ratio, which is better than the rest of Hospitaller.
yeah we suck.


Why not post both battles? sorry I lack enough nerd power to do so.