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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: jagars on February 16, 2014, 09:54:38 pm

Title: Fat onkel
Post by: jagars on February 16, 2014, 09:54:38 pm
check last night crpg and ther was no player only 3 and they abused some tree skills with blunt weapons?
Is that allowed?
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Miwiw on February 16, 2014, 09:58:24 pm
What kind of guy are you?
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Moncho on February 16, 2014, 10:07:56 pm
I fail to comprehend
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: jagars on February 16, 2014, 10:11:58 pm
i mean that they were stronger a bit than avarage player in north area,but when they started to switch weapon i found that they are not that hard.
So i mean when i do counter attack wher can i see blunt weapon damage?
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: jagars on February 16, 2014, 10:12:47 pm
i can give you screenshots if you dont belive.
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Post by: Wiltzu on February 16, 2014, 10:13:07 pm
I'm Sceptical.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: jagars on February 16, 2014, 10:21:48 pm
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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: jagars on February 16, 2014, 10:27:16 pm
Also, and I just spent the module,i cant not find the subject of money, I find quite a lot of forum was.When that happens to me also play a  behavior.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Fips on February 16, 2014, 10:31:28 pm
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Dude wat.
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Post by: TomMyyY on February 16, 2014, 10:49:44 pm
I agree.
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Post by: Latvian on February 16, 2014, 10:57:18 pm
:D
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Post by: Kafein on February 16, 2014, 11:00:08 pm
This is what German does to your brain, I believe.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: oreshy on February 16, 2014, 11:00:41 pm
..this could be an interest' mystery.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: //saxon on February 16, 2014, 11:04:33 pm

you need to add "do you know what i am saying" after everything you post.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: dynamike on February 17, 2014, 01:03:45 am
I will help you.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Miwiw on February 17, 2014, 01:27:46 am
Quote from: Kafein on February 16, 2014, 11:00:08 pm
This is what German does to your brain, I believe.

Hey!! German is the most beautiful language ever! Just not sure what that screenshot should atually show.  :D
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Rico on February 17, 2014, 01:31:03 am
Quote from: Miwiw on February 16, 2014, 09:58:24 pm
What kind of guy are you?
The guy on his avatar pic is on my university I am sure of it
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Miwiw on February 17, 2014, 01:32:07 am
Quote from: Panuru on February 17, 2014, 01:31:03 am
The guy on his avatar pic is on my university I am sure of it

University of Munich, studying "Jägerkunst"?  :lol:
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 17, 2014, 04:16:46 pm
Quote from: Miwiw on February 17, 2014, 01:27:46 am
Just not sure what that screenshot should atually show.  :D

It shows fat onkel, abusing tree skill. They were stronger than average player in north area. When that happens he play a behavior.

God, can't you read? It's all right there. Think before you post.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: oreshy on February 17, 2014, 05:14:19 pm
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on February 17, 2014, 04:16:46 pm
It shows fat onkel, abusing tree skill. They were stronger than average player in north area. When that happens he play a behavior.

God, can't you read? It's all right there. Think before you post.  :rolleyes:

...hm true , good point.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Malaclypse on February 17, 2014, 05:40:05 pm
give them run lol
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on February 17, 2014, 05:55:54 pm
Gief dem run will be my new combat cry
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Strudog on February 17, 2014, 05:58:09 pm
I think he is trying to tell us he has found the cure to cancer
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on February 17, 2014, 06:00:29 pm
guys cut the crap... just give them run please
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Gnjus on February 17, 2014, 06:21:37 pm
My bet would be that this guy has been banned in the past, this is probably not his first account although he was probably illiterate with all of his previous accounts. As for fat onkel....it might be his real life nickname, judging by his avatar. Probably some german slang.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Tydeus on February 17, 2014, 06:24:33 pm
This is the first time where I thought I understood what the subject was, until I saw the screenshot. Now I'm just fucking clueless.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: oreshy on February 17, 2014, 06:27:53 pm
Quote from: Tydeus on February 17, 2014, 06:24:33 pm
This is the first time where I thought I understood what the subject was, until I saw the screenshot. Now I'm just fucking clueless.

...it's obviously , druids & trees.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on February 17, 2014, 11:07:33 pm
Quote from: jagars on February 16, 2014, 10:21:48 pm
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dude just give them run... seriously!
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: JackieChan on February 18, 2014, 12:38:34 am
Quote from: JackieChan on February 16, 2014, 06:17:19 am
Why do i find these sort of topic when im under the influence of drugs?
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on February 18, 2014, 12:41:35 am
give them more run please please please guys we are nearly there
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: oreshy on February 18, 2014, 03:05:36 am
...i'd give them run.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 18, 2014, 03:21:54 am
A good laugh, but i'm still confused. We need to hear more from this man before we can make a judgement.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 18, 2014, 03:22:41 am
Mostly id love to see him write something again.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: jagars on February 18, 2014, 12:59:49 pm
Yesterday 3 kido come when ich crosbow machen to work,they called blood shield with the admin spears when they come in shelf?
See?
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: [ptx] on February 18, 2014, 01:16:57 pm
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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: LordRichrich on February 18, 2014, 01:20:08 pm
Perhaps try posting in your native language, I am sure there's someone here who speaks it. Hell, even running it through google translate might help!
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: jagars on February 18, 2014, 02:10:54 pm
My languge is in american people.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Vibe on February 18, 2014, 02:15:08 pm
Quote from: jagars on February 18, 2014, 12:59:49 pm
Yesterday 3 kido come when ich crosbow machen to work,they called blood shield with the admin spears when they come in shelf?
See?

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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on February 18, 2014, 02:17:26 pm
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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Count_Curtis on February 18, 2014, 02:30:07 pm
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i beg you're pardon
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Grumbs on February 18, 2014, 02:37:36 pm
Hes probably google translating German into Chinese then Chinese into English or something

Like that: HES possible google translated into German Chinese Chinese into English or something then

Or its just gibberish
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Vibe on February 18, 2014, 02:40:03 pm
Quote from: Grumbs on February 18, 2014, 02:37:36 pm
Hes probably google translating German into Chinese then Chinese into English or something

Like that: HES possible google translated into German Chinese Chinese into English or something then

Or its just gibberish

I shit you not, I looped that sentence through a bunch of third world languages and gotten this out:
Hes obviously Google translated in Chinese and German, then in English, Chinese or something

So google translate is doing it's job quite well. Maybe he's just a potato irl
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: [ptx] on February 18, 2014, 02:45:35 pm
http://translationparty.com/

Quote
Google China is something Germany language or English translation maybe HES and probably
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Berserkadin on February 18, 2014, 02:48:43 pm
Quote from: JackieChan on February 18, 2014, 12:38:34 am

Why not get guys when Im subject drugged?

Google translate is my newest hobby.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Grumbs on February 18, 2014, 03:10:35 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on February 18, 2014, 02:45:35 pm
http://translationparty.com/

Start a strong hard North average players change weapon and name changes. At first glance, Wher contusion in the first sense? It is once again.

I think we're onto something
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Berserkadin on February 18, 2014, 03:23:17 pm
Quote from: Grumbs on February 18, 2014, 03:10:35 pm
Start a strong hard North average players change weapon and name changes. At first glance, Wher contusion in the first sense? It is once again.

I think we're onto something

Changes our meeting.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: jagars on February 18, 2014, 04:08:48 pm
My job here is finished
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on February 18, 2014, 04:17:42 pm
quality best thread 2014
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Post by: Dezilagel on February 18, 2014, 04:26:21 pm
this is all very interesting than understood
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on February 18, 2014, 05:05:26 pm
this is the thread that so far gave me the biggest laugh, and there have been some pretty funny threads :) just hillarious, intended or not. good stuff
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Andswaru on February 18, 2014, 05:26:18 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on February 18, 2014, 02:45:35 pm
http://translationparty.com/

You must do the girls.


You wont believe the orginal phrase.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Butan on February 18, 2014, 06:11:13 pm
OP need to join DKG clan, they are in urgent need of english speakers.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Count_Curtis on February 19, 2014, 12:35:28 pm
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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on February 20, 2014, 07:10:52 pm
FUCK YEAH! GIVE THEM ALL THE RUN! EVERY SINGLE RUN YOU HAVE!
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Kafein on February 20, 2014, 08:04:55 pm
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It is once again the dkg at the time is rebellious and we have now again a village deserves! Our clan has been around for 2 years and we can not bring us down! And I am of the opinion this village is not important for the imperial, so I thought it might be ours, I only village for dkg no longer wants. Thanks for all your help guys!!

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It is again: our village is now worth rebellious dkg again! Two years ago, clan is down! In my opinion is not important only in the Empire village dkg hope. Thanks for all your help guys!

... the translationparty version makes more sense
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on February 21, 2014, 03:38:21 am
This may be my favorite thread on these forums ever. Please OP, more I beg of you.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: SP1N on February 21, 2014, 03:57:38 am
Quote from: jagars on February 18, 2014, 04:08:48 pm
My job here is finished

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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on February 21, 2014, 07:57:24 pm
Quote from: jagars on February 18, 2014, 04:08:48 pm
My job here is finished

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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on March 09, 2014, 11:25:15 pm
the conclusion:

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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: //saxon on March 11, 2014, 08:58:07 pm
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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on March 17, 2014, 03:51:58 pm
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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Tiger on March 17, 2014, 06:22:31 pm

Quote from: Vibe on February 18, 2014, 02:40:03 pm
I shit you not, I looped that sentence through a bunch of third world languages and gotten this out:
Hes obviously Google translated in Chinese and German, then in English, Chinese or something

So google translate is doing it's job quite well. Maybe he's just a potato irl
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on March 17, 2014, 07:09:48 pm
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/give+a+run+for+money
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: jack786 on March 18, 2014, 02:52:32 pm
I think this is how they give them run
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Umbra on March 18, 2014, 04:19:54 pm
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Give them run

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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Bronto on April 04, 2014, 07:53:19 pm
Has run been given yet?
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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on April 09, 2014, 12:49:13 am
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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: //saxon on April 09, 2014, 01:19:36 am
im starting to think he meant "Let them go" or "let them off" which both mean forgive

but somehow he wrote "give them run"  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Rhalzo on April 09, 2014, 01:59:27 am
Quote from: Saxon. on April 09, 2014, 01:19:36 am
im starting to think he meant "Let them go" or "let them off" which both mean forgive

but somehow he wrote "give them run"  :rolleyes:

Maybe he wants to "give them run" as in give them the chance to run free again and not get banned.

Let's get some deep thought done on this subject.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 09, 2014, 10:02:34 am
Paging Legs to this thread. If anyone can give them run, it's Legs.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Sniger on April 09, 2014, 02:37:19 pm
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:O
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: _schizo321437 on April 30, 2014, 09:03:45 pm
Quote from: Sniger on April 09, 2014, 12:49:13 am
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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Switchtense on April 30, 2014, 09:13:49 pm
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What? Schizo is actually a person? I thought it was a bot upvoting every single fucking post to make people less suicidal on here. :shock:
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Post by: Daunt_Flockula on April 30, 2014, 10:16:08 pm
It is impossible not to like schizo even if he were a bot.


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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Teeth on April 30, 2014, 10:21:21 pm
God, I really lost it at the screenshot, jagars, you beautiful bastard.
Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on October 27, 2014, 11:26:57 pm
Necroing precious thread :D

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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Count_Curtis on December 25, 2014, 07:25:44 pm
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Title: Re: Fat onkel
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 25, 2014, 11:49:32 pm
It was right in front of our eyes the whole time!

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