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Title: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on January 08, 2014, 09:29:57 am
*Posting this because Jeade was too scared of a warning. Note that the pictures are from his phone.
Be warned, children. Gay moments do occur, even when unintended. Meant to text my girlfriend, accidentally texted Jeade and decided to just roll with it ("it" being his desperate/lonely cry for attention).
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*Update* Jeade's reaction

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Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 08, 2014, 09:36:15 am
Who are you? Who is Jeade? Are you at least both male?
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 08, 2014, 09:38:21 am
I had nothing to do with this.

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*Update* My reaction

*Update* Jeade's reaction

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You'd be surprised if someone tried to frame you on the forums too.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on January 08, 2014, 09:38:49 am
Who are you? Who is Jeade? Are you at least both male?

Jeade is a liberal.
Jeade is a man.
Jeade has godly hair.

I had nothing to do with this.

Don't make me go through the trouble of uploading screenshots from MY phone.

*Update*  You made me.

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Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 08, 2014, 10:07:39 am
Jeade is a liberal.
Jeade is a man.
Jeade has godly hair.

That makes it kind of gay. :) The music and hair part especially... What's his favorite song btw?
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Xant on January 08, 2014, 10:08:24 am
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Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 08, 2014, 10:36:19 am
*Update*  You made me.

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wow like omg rly
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on January 08, 2014, 04:55:26 pm
That makes it kind of gay. :) The music and hair part especially... What's his favorite song btw?

I'm not going to lie, Jeade has pretty great hair.  I'd post a picture of him, but then I'd get banned.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on January 08, 2014, 05:38:27 pm
You mentioned some dude's hair three times in this tread. Maybe you have something to think about.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Warborn304 on January 08, 2014, 06:22:32 pm
You mentioned some dude's hair three times in this tread. Maybe you have something to think about.

Maybe we should all think about how the dude's hair must be godly.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Tore on January 08, 2014, 07:28:02 pm
why is your name defence in norwegian
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on January 08, 2014, 07:30:22 pm
why is your name defence in norwegian

Because I started out as le epic shielder, and it seemed fitting.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Warborn304 on January 08, 2014, 07:34:17 pm
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God tier admin, best na 2013, and now 2014.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Warborn304 on January 08, 2014, 07:36:04 pm
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DAT HAIR THOUGH, BEST NA 2014
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 08, 2014, 11:01:35 pm
straight g yall too swag 2 handel
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: AntiBlitz on January 09, 2014, 12:07:09 am
Such swag, it would be coming through the screen if not for the fact that you are wearing sunglasses indoors.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Warborn304 on January 09, 2014, 12:30:20 am
straight g yall too swag 2 handel

/thread
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 09, 2014, 12:57:02 am
Such swag, it would be coming through the screen if not for the fact that you are wearing sunglasses indoors.

My swag is blinding.
The sunglasses protect my eyes from the swagrays.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: darmaster on January 09, 2014, 01:04:43 am
The fuck is going on here?
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Christo on January 09, 2014, 01:06:49 am
The fuck is going on here?

NA
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 09, 2014, 02:19:23 am
NA

ding ding ding we have a winner
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Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Smithy on January 09, 2014, 02:30:06 am
Never knew Jeade was such a cutie patootie.  :wink:
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Clockworkkiller on January 09, 2014, 02:34:40 am
Hot

Would fap again
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on January 09, 2014, 03:01:13 am
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God tier admin, best na 2013, and now 2014.
Too liberal to close home door.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 09, 2014, 04:07:44 am
Never knew Jeade was such a cutie patootie.  :wink:

aww shucks guise :3 

  <3 <3          <3 <3
<3 <3 <3     <3 <3 <3
 <3<3<3     <3<3<3
   <3<3<3  <3<3<3
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               <3

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Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: BlindGuy on January 09, 2014, 07:12:00 am
Needs to do more crunches each morning before wearing a white tshirt and jeans, that looks for rockhard upper bodies not potbellies.

But yeah, nice hair.

*unzips*
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Lord_Kitazawa_of_Voodoo on January 09, 2014, 07:46:31 am
Needs to do more crunches each morning before wearing a white tshirt and jeans, that looks for rockhard upper bodies not potbellies.

But yeah, nice hair.

*unzips*

He's fat from accepting too much redistributed wealth.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 09, 2014, 09:00:50 am
Needs to do more crunches each morning before wearing a white tshirt and jeans, that looks for rockhard upper bodies not potbellies.

This was taken mere months after a morning routine of situps and pushups and salads.

I made a lot of progress.
Posting photo of myself a few months before (we should have a rockhardbodies subforum here):
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It's gettin' there.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Smithy on January 09, 2014, 04:20:53 pm
Quick, turn this into a selfie thread with this criteria:

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(pit stains optional.  Bonus points awarded for proper execution.)
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Rumblood on January 09, 2014, 04:26:13 pm
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Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: HardRice on January 09, 2014, 07:52:58 pm
I'd take you to dinner, Jeade.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on January 09, 2014, 08:19:56 pm
He's fat from accepting too much redistributed wealth.

message to conservatives:  You can't vote for hatred and intolerance and expect to get love and tolerance in return.  You will be crushed beneath the weight of righteousness.  Prepare your anuses, the penes are coming.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 09, 2014, 10:42:44 pm
I'd take you to dinner, Jeade.

Mhmm, maybe something a little upscale. I feel we'd hit it off. ;)



Waffle House around 3AM?
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Rumblood on January 09, 2014, 11:33:23 pm
Mhmm, maybe something a little upscale. I feel we'd hit it off. ;)



Waffle House around 3AM?

Hmmm, are you the guy that always comes in a fancy purple suit with a wide brimmed pimp hat?
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 10, 2014, 12:08:51 am
Hmmm, are you the guy that always comes in a fancy purple suit with a wide brimmed pimp hat?

That's my boss. ;)
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Sparvico on January 11, 2014, 02:35:46 pm
Jeade you appear to be having fun here. That is simply unacceptable. Surrender your adminship forthwith, or start murdering fun cold like your supposed to.

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Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 12, 2014, 12:44:45 am
...start murdering fun cold like your supposed to.

I'm sorry everyone, I've made a grave mistake recently:
I have allowed fun to go on for too long.

Please take your fun elsewhere as it is no longer allowed here.

Sparvico was right.                What have I done?                                 Worstmin NA
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: HardRice on January 12, 2014, 03:47:28 am
Mhmm, maybe something a little upscale. I feel we'd hit it off. ;)



Waffle House around 3AM?
Hmmm, are you the guy that always comes in a fancy purple suit with a wide brimmed pimp hat?

This reminds me of a time when I went bowling with friends at midnight, we stayed, bowled for 4 hours and then left to go eat at Denny's. Once we were outside we saw some guy in a white fur jacket and a purple hat smoking (Probably cigarettes) near our car.

Midnight bowling is fucking fun, btw.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 12, 2014, 05:08:18 am
This reminds me of a time when I went bowling with friends at midnight, we stayed, bowled for 4 hours and then left to go eat at Denny's. Once we were outside we saw some guy in a white fur jacket and a purple hat smoking (Probably cigarettes) near our car.

Midnight bowling is fucking fun, btw.

Back in the summer of 2010, Tuesdays, the day the WoW servers were down for maintenance at like... 3AM, my group of friends would all go to Waffle House around that time so we'd sleep past noon when the servers came back up (I know, I know). Probably my favorite memory was this 50 something year old woman and her daughter, probably in her early 20's, came stumbling through the door of the Waffle House. The folks working were all out back smoking "cigarettes" and said they'd be back in a few minutes.
Well, they were gone for about thirty minutes. We were the only people in the Waffle House at the time until these two wasted women came in.
They sat around for maybe ten minutes waiting for the staff before becoming drunkenly furious when the older woman decided to climb over the tables onto the kitchen side.
She walked over to us and slurred out something about tea refills.
Anyway, she refilled my tea and got everyone water. She then went and turned on the grill and started making hamburgers.

Was the most hilarious fucking thing I've ever seen happen in public.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Smithy on January 12, 2014, 12:18:40 pm
Ohhhhh Tuesdays.... How I dreaded Tuesdays.... But Jeade that sounds incredible.  I used to either masturbate furiously, or go to the movie theater at like 10am and just bounce between movies until the servers were back up which I think was at 2 or 3pm.  Good times.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Liberal: Gay Moments Happen, Even With Protection
Post by: Jeade on January 12, 2014, 11:24:27 pm
Ohhhhh Tuesdays.... How I dreaded Tuesdays.... But Jeade that sounds incredible.  I used to either masturbate furiously, or go to the movie theater at like 10am and just bounce between movies until the servers were back up which I think was at 2 or 3pm.  Good times.

We addicts knew what we had to do to get through the server downtime. haha