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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Phew on January 06, 2014, 04:31:23 pm

Title: Donkey Punch Challenge-Completed by San!
Post by: Phew on January 06, 2014, 04:31:23 pm
The Challenge:
Achieve a kill on an official Battle or Siege server by delivering a punch while mounted on a Donkey, then post a screenshot of the achievement. Don't stage it; it has to be a legit kill against a unwitting foe.

The Reward:
Your name will live in infamy for all eternity, and your victim will never outlive their shame.

Go forth, brave Donkey Punchers!

UPDATE: San has risen to the challenge! All hail the finest Donkey pugilist in the land!
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Great shame falls upon the house of Mukhulai!

Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Phew on January 21, 2014, 05:06:20 pm
No one has risen to the challenge? With all these e-peen threads about dueling for gold/etc, I thought a lot of people wanted to prove their cRPG skills.

Beating some people in longsword duels doesn't prove you are a cRPG god; donkey punch kills do.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Osiris on January 21, 2014, 05:09:57 pm
Not being funny but I don't want to donkey punch a load of guys. Im not gay so why would i ever want to O.o
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Phew on January 21, 2014, 05:31:49 pm
Quote from: Osiris on January 21, 2014, 05:09:57 pm
Not being funny but I don't want to donkey punch a load of guys. Im not gay so why would i ever want to O.o

Who you donkey punch is your choice, but just make sure you gloat about it in this thread.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: StonedSteel on January 21, 2014, 05:36:52 pm
Quote from: Phew on January 21, 2014, 05:06:20 pm
No one has risen to the challenge? With all these e-peen threads about dueling for gold/etc, I thought a lot of people wanted to prove their cRPG skills.

Beating some people in longsword duels doesn't prove you are a cRPG god; donkey punch kills do.

Beating some people in longsword duels doesn't prove you are a cRPG god

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SHOTS FIRED
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Arthur_ on January 21, 2014, 05:54:36 pm
Can you even punch from a donkey? Never tried it before...
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: 722_ on January 21, 2014, 06:00:53 pm
Quote from: Arthur_ on January 21, 2014, 05:54:36 pm
Can you even punch from a donkey? Never tried it before...

dont think you can reach, need to test on duel
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Tydeus on January 21, 2014, 06:02:55 pm
Quote from: Phew on January 21, 2014, 05:06:20 pm
Beating some people in longsword duels doesn't prove you are a cRPG god; donkey punch kills do.
It's really only NA duels that are dominated by Longswords.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Kafein on January 21, 2014, 06:28:02 pm
With the punching reach on horseback, good luck
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Jarold on January 21, 2014, 06:34:48 pm
How about practice dagger on horseback.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Phew on January 21, 2014, 06:40:52 pm
Quote from: Kafein on January 21, 2014, 06:28:02 pm
With the punching reach on horseback, good luck

Where did I say it would be easy?

This thread is for gloating screenshots, not excuses.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Kafein on January 21, 2014, 06:45:29 pm
Quote from: Phew on January 21, 2014, 06:40:52 pm
Where did I say it would be easy?

This thread is for gloating screenshots, not excuses.

I'm not making excuses. I think it's impossible.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Byrdi on January 21, 2014, 06:59:20 pm
Quote from: Kafein on January 21, 2014, 06:45:29 pm
I'm not making excuses. I think it's impossible.

Not if people jump while you are passing them.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Sparvico on January 21, 2014, 07:12:37 pm
Quote from: Kafein on January 21, 2014, 06:45:29 pm
I'm not making excuses. I think it's impossible.

You're lack of faith disturbs me.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Muunilinst on January 21, 2014, 07:56:37 pm
kaoklai just minused your post, what a surprise, downsoting syndrome is in fact very strong in this creature  :wink:

funny idea btw, but probably hard to accomplish.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Phew on January 21, 2014, 08:05:11 pm
Quote from: Muunilinst on January 21, 2014, 07:56:37 pm
kaoklai just minused your post, what a surprise, downsoting syndrome is in fact very strong in this creature  :wink:

funny idea btw, but probably hard to accomplish.

People have achieved level 36, earned 40+ Masterwork items, #1 duel rating, etc. Surely killing some poor peasant with a punch while riding on a donkey would be child's play for these paragons of cRPG.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Torost on January 21, 2014, 09:08:54 pm
I have a nonconfirmed donkeyBUMP kill... does it count? :D
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Phew on January 21, 2014, 09:14:37 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on January 21, 2014, 09:06:33 pm
There is one possible strike that does reach people on the ground, but it's bloody tough, also people see donkey as free kill so it's tough to not get mobbed.

An undercut, when just past the individual clips their head and injures them, i anticipate i could get a kill from 2 punches like this against someone without head armour, or 1 if they're already injured. But it's tough... I did have a peasant jumping around infront of me and thought christmas had come early, but someone else got the kill...

I will prevail, but i got accused of leeching for the cause, i power through all this just for you man.

This man may yet be our first Donkey Punch hero! Spawn with a sheathed practice sword or something so you don't get accused of leeching. And of course Heavy Gauntlets and the more power strike the better. Godspeed, noble Donkey Puncher!

Quote from: Torost on January 21, 2014, 09:08:54 pm
I have a nonconfirmed donkeyBUMP kill... does it count? :D

Impressive, grab a screenshot next time! This might be even more difficult than a Donkey Punch kill.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: tisjester on January 22, 2014, 02:23:41 pm
Please lawd let someone claim this glorious title!
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Lemon on January 23, 2014, 02:50:29 am
I did this for awhile in low pop NA 1 (Like 20 people) and even with heavy gaunts and 30 strength I couldn't kill archers with ~3 punches. I have failed :c
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Jarold on January 23, 2014, 02:55:24 am
If you're trying for this get as much strength as possible and heavy gauntlets. Power strike doesn't do shit.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Battlepriest on January 23, 2014, 03:24:00 am
Plate armor + 47 str on a STF build works
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Phew on January 27, 2014, 07:18:30 pm
Beer kills while mounted on a Donkey will be good for Honorable Mention.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: isatis on January 28, 2014, 05:03:10 am
Quote from: Phew on January 27, 2014, 07:18:30 pm
Beer kills while mounted on a Donkey will be good for Honorable Mention.


If we count beer as stick, does my elder stick kill on donkey count??
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Voncrow on January 28, 2014, 05:13:58 am
I'll add 40k gold reward on top of pew 10k for anyone who suceeds.
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: San on January 28, 2014, 06:32:28 am
CHALLENGE COMPLETE

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50 man server, guy was on heavy horse + medium heavy armour, my only help was a peasant with a club on a rouncey. (I'm Sanworrier)
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Phew on January 28, 2014, 03:01:11 pm
Quote from: San on January 28, 2014, 06:32:28 am
CHALLENGE COMPLETE

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50 man server, guy was on heavy horse + medium heavy armour, my only help was a peasant with a club on a rouncey. (I'm Sanworrier)

Congrats San! I figured the first victim would be an AFK peasant, but a heavy horseman; wow! OP updated.

Can they put "Lord of the Donkey Punch" under your "Item Balancer" tag?
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Phew on January 28, 2014, 03:05:03 pm
Quote from: isatis on January 28, 2014, 05:03:10 am

If we count beer as stick, does my elder stick kill on donkey count??

That thing is no joke, you've killed me in 1v1 with it. What graphic does it show on the screen now, the stick or the beer?
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge-Completed by San!
Post by: isatis on January 29, 2014, 05:44:33 am
The stick :*(

I will try to work out one with the beer to truly gain the prize!!
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge-Completed by San!
Post by: Dexxtaa on January 29, 2014, 06:55:35 am
Quote from: Phew on January 06, 2014, 04:31:23 pm
UPDATE: San has risen to the challenge! All hail the finest Donkey pugilist in the land!
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Great shame falls upon the house of Mukhulai!

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(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Donkey Punch Challenge
Post by: Taser on January 29, 2014, 07:16:25 am
Quote from: San on January 28, 2014, 06:32:28 am
CHALLENGE COMPLETE

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50 man server, guy was on heavy horse + medium heavy armour, my only help was a peasant with a club on a rouncey. (I'm Sanworrier)

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Bravo.