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Title: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Leesin on December 18, 2013, 04:31:18 am
I lold

Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: MountedRhader on December 18, 2013, 04:34:50 am
She'll think twice before harassing that cat from now on. Props to the cat.
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Rumblood on December 18, 2013, 05:37:00 am
Haha, I love how the dog is wagging his tail while she is kicking snow at him, then as soon as the cat attacks her the tail wagging stops and he starts looking back to the house for help  :lol:
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on December 18, 2013, 06:39:04 am
Didn't see any asses being kicked
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Latvian on December 18, 2013, 06:51:42 am
let me guess, this is america and she did it because in cats manual wasnt said that you cant kick snow on it or it might try to fuck over your face, and now she cant sue producer of cats because she didnt keep warranty.
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Duster on December 18, 2013, 09:00:19 am
let me guess, this is america and she did it because in cats manual wasnt said that you cant kick snow on it or it might try to fuck over your face, and now she cant sue producer of cats because she didnt keep warranty.

what
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Latvian on December 18, 2013, 09:34:20 am
what
dont you know the tale of american housewife that washed her cat and than tried to dry him in microwave and twhen he blew up she sued company that produced that microwave and got huge compensation and now in ever manual you will find a line that says that you cant dry cats in microwaves
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: F i n on December 18, 2013, 09:37:45 am
women, cats and microwaves.... u gotta hate them.


 :|
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: zagibu on December 18, 2013, 09:39:18 am
But you CAN dry your cat in the microwave, i do it all the time. Just wrap it in aluminum foil and put it in a bowl of oil.
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: F i n on December 18, 2013, 09:40:08 am
But you CAN dry your cat in the microwave, i do it all the time. Just wrap it in aluminum foil and put it in a bowl of oil.

should work.
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Paul on December 18, 2013, 10:24:22 am
Afterwards the cat was tested for rabbies. The result was negative. It had to be put down for the test. Why is there no stand your ground law for cats?
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Smoothrich on December 18, 2013, 10:40:34 am
dont you know the tale of american housewife that washed her cat and than tried to dry him in microwave and twhen he blew up she sued company that produced that microwave and got huge compensation and now in ever manual you will find a line that says that you cant dry cats in microwaves

Leave it to EU to believe in the kind of BS that grandmas send in chain emails. Not surprised since America has a much higher literacy rate than the typical European country so we can actually do our own research into things.
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Leesin on December 18, 2013, 10:50:56 am
Leave it to EU to believe in the kind of BS that grandmas send in chain emails. Not surprised since America has a much higher literacy rate than the typical European country so we can actually do our own research into things.

Madrich
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Sir_Hans on December 20, 2013, 07:46:51 am
She should have just body slammed the cat when it jumped on her. Would have one shot the agi cat with no ironflesh.

And on a side note... Is that dog wearing a coat?  :lol:
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Xant on December 20, 2013, 07:58:43 am
Leave it to EU to believe in the kind of BS that grandmas send in chain emails. Not surprised since America has a much higher literacy rate than the typical European country so we can actually do our own research into things.

O rly?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_literacy_rate
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on December 20, 2013, 09:15:11 am
Leave it to EU to believe in the kind of BS that grandmas send in chain emails. Not surprised since America has a much higher literacy rate than the typical European country so we can actually do our own research into things.

O rly?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_literacy_rate

In USA, on the bottom of every bottle it says - "Drink from the opposite end", so every illiterate American died of thirst long time ago.
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: IR_Kuoin on December 20, 2013, 09:21:08 am
Thing I've noticed on Pepsi bottles "Drink before swallowing". Yeah what else are we supposed to do ?
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 20, 2013, 12:31:30 pm
read it like "Woman gets her ass licked by a cat". I am disappoint.
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: cmp on December 20, 2013, 01:54:48 pm
O rly?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_literacy_rate

Lower than Cuba.
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Duster on December 20, 2013, 03:15:15 pm
Lower than Cuba.

They're also just an island, and who knows how they handle their census. It's probably not even accurate.
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: cmp on December 20, 2013, 04:37:29 pm
Of course not.
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Prpavi on December 20, 2013, 07:06:02 pm
read it like "Woman gets her ass licked by a cat". I am disappoint.

lol same here  :mrgreen:

btw fat bish got what she deserves
Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Kafein on December 21, 2013, 03:12:34 am
They're also just an island, and who knows how they handle their census. It's probably not even accurate.

The American literacy census doesn't sound very accurate either : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States

Also Heskey, it would be way more classy to speak Chinook Jargon and tell us about your skookum language

Title: Re: Woman gets her ass kicked by a cat
Post by: Xant on December 21, 2013, 06:41:09 am
The American literacy census doesn't sound very accurate either : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States

And it's still lower than most of the EU countries Smoothrich was trying to insult...