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Title: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 02:43:20 am: Hello. I am auctioning myself up for charity. The winner will win me as a slave and I will join your ladder and help you win games.

This auction is benefiting the TugBOAT foundation.

Please bid in cRPG gold, and minimum bid increment is 1,000
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 04, 2013, 02:44:08 am: 999 gold
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Phantasmal on December 04, 2013, 02:45:35 am: Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 04, 2013, 02:44:08 am
999 gold

I bid: 1000 gold
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 04, 2013, 02:46:20 am: Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 04, 2013, 02:44:08 am
999 gold

He's not worth it Zlisch, he is a disbeliever to both Mork and THE GODKING PARTYBOY OF BIRD CLAN. The heathen knows no civility and worships boats.

At least our deities acknowledge each other, his doesn't at all.
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Bronto on December 04, 2013, 02:47:10 am: I already said you could join our clan and your payment would be friendship.
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: protox2k on December 04, 2013, 02:47:46 am: Tug i don't know you but i'm for pro slavery!

So yeah ill write a check for 1,000

:D
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 02:49:42 am: Quote from: Gmnotutoo on December 04, 2013, 02:46:20 am
He's not worth it Zlisch, he is a disbeliever to both Mork and THE GODKING PARTYBOY OF BIRD CLAN. The heathen knows no civility and worships boats.

At least our deities acknowledge each other, he doesn't at all.

I am TugBOAT, King of BOATs, KING of ALABAMA, and LORD of BOAT CLAN. How dare you speak poorly of me! You and your GODKING shall be ELIMINATED.
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Villain on December 04, 2013, 02:50:19 am: ill duel u for 100k
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: mcdeath on December 04, 2013, 02:50:49 am: Quote from: Brontosauce on December 04, 2013, 02:47:10 am
I already said you could join our clan and your payment would be friendship.

Final offer is 20k and friendship
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 04, 2013, 02:51:08 am: Quote from: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 02:49:42 am
I am TugBOAT, King of BOATs, KING of ALABAMA, and LORD of BOAT CLAN. How dare you speak poorly of me! You and your GODKING shall be ELIMINATED.

Remember the last time we fought? My mighty flying eagles picked you up from your home in curaw and dropped you on your heathen ass in eu.
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Phantasmal on December 04, 2013, 02:52:24 am: Quote from: mcdeath on December 04, 2013, 02:50:49 am
Final offer is 20k and friendship

visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 04, 2013, 02:53:16 am: Quote from: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 02:49:42 am
I am TugBOAT, King of BOATs, KING of ALABAMA, and LORD of BOAT CLAN. How dare you speak poorly of me! You and your GODKING shall be ELIMINATED.
Do you accept the goat as your lord and savior? Are you willing to destroy all who see the bird as a true deity?
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 02:57:34 am: Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 04, 2013, 02:53:16 am
Do you accept the goat as your lord and savior? Are you willing to destroy all who see the bird as a true deity?

BOAT clan is an atheist clan
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 04, 2013, 02:58:23 am: Quote from: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 02:57:34 am
BOAT clan is an atheist clan
I retract my 999 gold offer and instead offer you eternal hellfire, Mork shall crush you.
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 04, 2013, 02:59:29 am: 1k and the honor of being my bitch
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 03:00:06 am: Quote from: Clockworkkiller on December 04, 2013, 02:59:29 am
1k and the honor of being my bitch

tHE CURRENT OFFER IS 20K
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 04, 2013, 03:01:21 am: Quote from: Clockworkkiller on December 04, 2013, 02:59:29 am
the honor of being my bitch

Is worth much more than 20k
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: mcdeath on December 04, 2013, 03:06:22 am: Quote from: Clockworkkiller on December 04, 2013, 03:01:21 am
Is worth much more than 20k
But not worth more than friendship
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 04, 2013, 03:08:01 am: Quote from: mcdeath on December 04, 2013, 03:06:22 am
But not worth more than friendship

Pffffffffft, who has friends anymore?

HA! Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: oreshy on December 04, 2013, 03:17:50 am: 1 khyber knife , 1 practice shield (color whatever..) & 25k.
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 03:18:18 am: Quote from: oreshy on December 04, 2013, 03:17:50 am
1 khyber knife , 1 practice shield (color whatever..) & 25k.

We have a new high bid
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: oreshy on December 04, 2013, 04:05:15 am: Quote from: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 03:18:18 am
We have a new high bid

.. i prefer leather btw.
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Life on December 04, 2013, 04:12:49 am: 35k
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: oreshy on December 04, 2013, 04:25:29 am: Quote from: taker_of_life on December 04, 2013, 04:12:49 am
35k

..fool , 1 khyber knife , 1 practice shield (color whatever..) , 1 broken jousting lance & 36k.
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 04, 2013, 04:30:35 am: 1k & pics of my naked mother
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 04:38:03 am: Quote from: oreshy on December 04, 2013, 04:25:29 am
..fool , 1 khyber knife , 1 practice shield (color whatever..) , 1 broken jousting lance & 36k.

So far looks like I'm joining Braxli clan
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Life on December 04, 2013, 04:38:22 am: 40k
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 04, 2013, 04:44:23 am: Naked Mother
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 04, 2013, 05:00:55 am: How long will you serve? Is it a one month deal like banner / custom title auctions? What time of day are you usually online? Do I get to ban you if you fail to carry out the deal?

Inquiring minds must know. TIA :twisted:
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 05:13:36 am: Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on December 04, 2013, 05:00:55 am
How long will you serve? Is it a one month deal like banner / custom title auctions? What time of day are you usually online? Do I get to ban you if you fail to carry out the deal?

Inquiring minds must know. TIA :twisted:

Afternoons and nights, lady friends/work permitting. We'll say that this particular auction will obligate me to stay on that banner for a term of 6 months minimum.

No comment on the second part, not because I wouldn't carry out the deal, but because you should be ashamed for questioning the honor of BOAT CLAN
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: San on December 04, 2013, 05:41:54 am: 42k
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 04, 2013, 05:48:40 am: If I win can I gift you to another player as a ~~Christmas~~ Non-denominational Winter Holiday present?
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 05:57:52 am: Quote from: san. on December 04, 2013, 05:41:54 am
42k

San is currently in the lead, and I'm tempted to accept just so I can banner stack with him :x
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: San on December 04, 2013, 06:00:41 am: Didn't carefully read your post, but I should be able to talk Canary into it anyways lol.
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: Soulreaver on December 04, 2013, 06:01:23 am: 45001
I've never had a slave so wanna feel how it is.
Is Eu region ok for you?
Will you perform any tasks? i.e. TK someone few times etc.
Title: Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
Post by: TugBoat on December 04, 2013, 06:07:15 am: Quote from: Soulreaver on December 04, 2013, 06:01:23 am
45001
I've never had a slave so wanna feel how it is.
Is Eu region ok for you?
Will you perform any tasks? i.e. TK someone few times etc.

Sorry no Euros!