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Title: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Olwen on November 30, 2013, 08:40:55 pm
Sir Zlisch of the Goat and I, Olwen Lamhban of Reyvadin, have decided to face each other in a jousting duel to show what bravery, chivalry and honour really mean to the filthy greek peasant Panos, aka the attention whore.

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In order to proceed to this duel we are looking for someone who could lend us his arena (server) and 3 referees.

The rules are:

_ 8 lances (rounds)
_ 1 point for hiting torso
_ 3 points for hiting the head
_ -3 points for killing opponent's horse
(5 points for unhorsing with out of character roll, unhorsed on a 1/20, by the main referee when a player is killed?)
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Boerenlater on November 30, 2013, 08:52:02 pm
I  will grant the winner of this duel a great price!
1000gold out of my own pocket
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on November 30, 2013, 09:04:09 pm
A true French :)
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Clockworkkiller on November 30, 2013, 09:04:56 pm
Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpenisrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: the real god emperor on November 30, 2013, 09:09:01 pm
the filthy greek peasant Panos,


no no, he is only the peasant. I am the filthy one.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Tibe on November 30, 2013, 09:09:37 pm
Lol. Looks like Panos got denied and someone else gets the fun. Now that is how you really embarass your opponent. Deny his offer and duel someone else entirely. :D
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Leshma on November 30, 2013, 09:11:06 pm
Dueling Panos is lame anyway. All he does is abuse of near instant release of chambered left polearm swing, following with equally broken polearm overhead. Weapon in question, spammy Long (War) Axe.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on November 30, 2013, 09:12:00 pm
Dueling Panos is lame anyway. All he does is abuse of near instant release of chambered left polearm swing.

someone is still butthurt from our duels  :wink:
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Leshma on November 30, 2013, 09:13:02 pm
someone is still butthurt from our duels  :wink:

I'm just making fun of you crying abuse every time someone kills you.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on November 30, 2013, 09:13:15 pm
(5 points for unhorsing with out of character roll, unhorsed on a 1/20, by the main referee when a player is killed?)
Sir, may I humbly ask what you mean by this part? I don't quite understand it, very much looking forward to the duels though, sounds fun.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on November 30, 2013, 09:13:53 pm
I'm just making fun of you crying abuse every time someone kills you.

shhh, thats ok leshma, sleep and the hurt will go away.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on November 30, 2013, 09:15:11 pm
We kindly request that all Panos posts be fully ignored, he is not wanted inside this thread.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on November 30, 2013, 09:16:09 pm
glad to know, now I know which thread I will spam  :wink:
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Muunilinst on November 30, 2013, 09:29:42 pm
I saw the RipperX videos and allways respected u as a good player, but with this u lost all the respect i gave u.
You could have said, give me some time to train myself and get in shape for the duel.


Edit. The Idea of this event is good though, just that u refused the duel and now duel soemone else.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on November 30, 2013, 09:31:50 pm
Leshma, I always knew you are dumb, but not that much, I use a Long Bardiche son..
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on November 30, 2013, 09:33:43 pm
I saw the RipperX videos and allways respected u as a good player, but with this u lost all the respect i gave u.
You could have said, give me some time to train myself and get in shape for the duel.
When a guy like Panos comes up and behaves like Panos to a guy who already admits he'll lose I personally see no reason that said guy should duel Panos, one thing would be saying I could easily beat you but fuck you, but as long as Olwen doesn't claim he'd whoop Panos' ass you can't blame him for not wanting to fight Panos, besides, duels that aren't on at least loosely friendly terms are just massive epeen showoffs and boring as hell.
Also he offered to duel Panos in this kind of event, Panos refused, so I stepped in.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Leshma on November 30, 2013, 09:34:53 pm
Leshma, I always knew you are dumb, but not that much, I use a Long Bardiche son..

You do realize I'm at least 5 years older than you? :lol:
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on November 30, 2013, 09:36:56 pm
When a guy like Panos comes up and behaves like Panos to a guy who already admits he'll lose I personally see no reason that said guy should duel Panos, one thing would be saying I could easily beat you but fuck you, but as long as Olwen doesn't claim he'd whoop Panos' ass you can't blame him for not wanting to fight Panos, besides, duels that aren't on at least loosely friendly terms are just massive epeen showoffs and boring as hell.
Also he offered to duel Panos in this kind of event, Panos refused, so I stepped in.

you`re missing the point zlisch, Olwen trash talks me with any given chance, always critising my KD, the way I play, etc etc.

He always bashes other players on EU1, calling them newmy old friends, and bragging how much of a hero he is, but he is just another pussy.

Also, my offer stands for you aswell.


You do realize I'm at least 5 years older than you? :lol:

You know that I`m at least 25~ cm`s taller and 30+ kger bigger than you? :lol:
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Leshma on November 30, 2013, 09:38:43 pm
Well, he is a veteran player. Unlike you or me. His right to call newmy old friend anyone he wants, it's not forbidden. You obviously care too much about stuff like that. Dunno who's butthurt most of the time, people you call butthurt or yourself :P
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on November 30, 2013, 09:40:00 pm
Well, he is a veteran player. Unlike you or me. His right to call newmy old friend anyone he wants, it's not forbidden. You obviously care too much about stuff like that. Dunno who's butthurt most of the time, people you call butthurt or yourself :P
Leshma, please try to refrain from talking to Panos in this thread, he'll just derail it and make it an annoying epeen showoff by being a bigger cunt than GTX, I'd prefer that not happening.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on November 30, 2013, 09:41:39 pm
Well, he is a veteran player. Unlike you or me. His right to call newmy old friend anyone he wants, it's not forbidden. You obviously care too much about stuff like that. Dunno who's butthurt most of the time, people you call butthurt or yourself :P

Olwen is playing the mod some months more than me..no I`m not butthurt, I just love schooling dicks and douchebags.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: the real god emperor on November 30, 2013, 09:44:30 pm
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Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Tibe on November 30, 2013, 09:44:54 pm
Leshma, please try to refrain from talking to Panos in this thread, he'll just derail it and make it an annoying epeen showoff by being a bigger cunt than GTX, I'd prefer that not happening.

Inb4 GTX reads this and writes: "STOP CYBERBULLING ME!"
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: GRANDMOM on November 30, 2013, 09:46:51 pm
Leshma, please try to refrain from talking to Panos in this thread, he'll just derail it and make it an annoying epeen showoff by being a bigger cunt than GTX, I'd prefer that not happening.

I beg to differ sir, GTX is a solid member of the Kalmarunion and a nice person when you talk to him. I say the same about you and Panos even if a lot of guys out there will say Im wrong.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: oreshy on November 30, 2013, 09:48:00 pm
finally .. a jousting tournament. +1
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Olwen on November 30, 2013, 09:48:15 pm
Sir, may I humbly ask what you mean by this part? I don't quite understand it, very much looking forward to the duels though, sounds fun.

If you want to push the RP further than what we can have in game we can simulate actions as in a tableboard game by rolling as you would roll dices to know if you're successful in an action in a tableboard/paper game, which allows you to RP performing actions that are not available in game
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on November 30, 2013, 09:52:09 pm
I beg to differ sir, GTX is a solid member of the Kalmarunion and a nice person when you talk to him. I say the same about you and Panos even if a lot of guys out there will say Im wrong.

GTX is like me, he is a dick to those who are dicks, and friendly to those who are friendly with him, yes I still believe that 2h class is gay, but himself is a pleasant chap.

Quitte the opposite of Zlisch and olwen
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Tibe on November 30, 2013, 09:53:07 pm
I beg to differ sir, GTX is a solid member of the Kalmarunion and a nice person when you talk to him. I say the same about you and Panos even if a lot of guys out there will say Im wrong.

Nah, I belive u. Im quite positive he is a cool guy. But its just his reactions. They are just...well.....very hard to reply to nicely in a civilized manner. He is litterally asking to be teased. Nobody really hates him(or so I assume atleast), he is just funny.

Also I feel as if we derailed this trainwreck of a thread a bit.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Molly on November 30, 2013, 09:58:48 pm
GTX bullied me with PMs the last time I dared to mention him... That is no healthy behaviour...
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on November 30, 2013, 09:59:03 pm
GTX sorry for mentioning you here, tbh from what I've seen of you you're mostly a nice guy, you just throw massive fits in chat whenever you die to someone else, mostly filled with silly excuses, but outside EU_3 you're mostly a decentish person from what little I've seen of you, so sorry.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Leshma on November 30, 2013, 10:04:58 pm
GTX is like me, he is a dick to those who are dicks, and friendly to those who are friendly with him, yes I still believe that 2h class is gay, but himself is a pleasant chap.

Quitte the opposite of Zlisch and olwen

As Conan would say: BULLSHIT!

You're dick to everyone when you're being angry. And you're angry just like me, because something bad happened to you in real life. So you come online being grumpy and shit all over other players for no reason whatsoever. But you're not special, there are many people like us.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: _GTX_ on November 30, 2013, 10:05:47 pm
Ty Zlisch, i appreciate that. Thanks to the rest of you aswell, you actually said reasonbly things, which are true.

But you guys should probably stop derailing the thread, it was not about me. :P

I cheer for Zlisch, since i feel like he is at a disadvantage.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Muunilinst on November 30, 2013, 10:06:05 pm
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: no_rules_just_play on November 30, 2013, 10:06:32 pm
GTX sorry for mentioning you here, tbh from what I've seen of you you're mostly a nice guy, you just throw massive fits in chat whenever you die to someone else, mostly filled with silly excuses, but outside EU_3 you're mostly a decentish person from what little I've seen of you, so sorry.
and he also gets into pointless and retarded discussions all the time :)

I cheer for Zlisch, since i feel like he is at a disadvantage.
I would actually put my money on him if it wasn't a jousting tournament, never seen him joust. It's the only class I don't know if he is good at.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on November 30, 2013, 10:09:31 pm
I'm horrible at jousting, couching is the only class I haven't played extensively besides non-ht horseranged and anything with a crossbow. It'll be fun though, that's what matters.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: _GTX_ on November 30, 2013, 10:26:44 pm
and he also gets into pointless and retarded discussions all the time :)
I would actually put my money on him if it wasn't a jousting tournament, never seen him joust. It's the only class I don't know if he is good at.

Agreed, he is decent at the other stuff, but this is a jousting duel :P.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Berserkadin on November 30, 2013, 11:22:21 pm
y30+ kger bigger fatter than you? :lol:
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on November 30, 2013, 11:26:55 pm



1.98 130 Kgr 20% Bodyfat.

If you search the forum, you can find pictures of me  :wink:
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Leshma on November 30, 2013, 11:28:49 pm
You know that I`m at least 25~ cm`s taller and 30+ kger bigger than you? :lol:

Then use the proper word, call me a wimp. Son is reserved for someone younger than you...

Edit: I see that Jarlek downvoted certain post, must be because he's another case of angry player. Reason in his case must be unstable internet.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 01, 2013, 12:06:32 am
Duel is tomorrow, after Segds coalition battle, probably around the NA GOBBLIN KING battle.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Utrakil on December 01, 2013, 12:14:13 am
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Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: HardRice on December 01, 2013, 12:21:36 am
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Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Xant on December 01, 2013, 12:36:15 am
I'm a pretty awesome person, anyone who knows me can attest to that.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 01, 2013, 12:38:58 am
I'm a pretty awesome person, anyone who knows me can attest to that.
10/11 would rape
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Bulzur on December 01, 2013, 01:14:11 am
Wich horse will you be using ?

Looking at the jousting rules (-3 points for hitting the horse), i'd like to see a restriction on the plated charger.
That thing is so big, it's way harder to hit the rider than the horse.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Leshma on December 01, 2013, 01:16:10 am
9/11 would bomb

NSA is always watching...
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Siiem on December 01, 2013, 01:30:01 am

 20% Bodyfat.


Fatty.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Leshma on December 01, 2013, 01:40:29 am

1.98 130 Kgr 20% Bodyfat.

If you search the forum, you can find pictures of me  :wink:

Panos, that is unhealthy. You're obviously not a bodybuilder or strongman so there's not need for 130 kg. You might have healthier lifestyle than a obese person but your organism still have trouble to deal with that weight. In older age, you'll most likely suffer from same diseases like obese people do, just like most bodybuilders/strongmen do when they get old.

At least when you're fat and enjoy eating you know why you live like that. And if you're doing it for sports (already mentioned bodybuilding/strongman competitions) you also put body under stress but you know why. I'm not sure why you have 130 kgs of muscle, are you a street fighter or just want to look mean?

Edit: To be honest, I doubt you have 130 kg all muscle as you claim. Because I've seen your pictures and you're a big guy but bodybuilders of those proportions look scary huge and you don't seem like that.

Edit2: There are many amateur bodybuilders who practice for years but have no idea what's their bodyfat ratio. How come you know yours, you measured it? Where? And why?

I'm fairly sure you just made up that number because you heard it's cool to state it just cause professional bodybuilders or fitness competitioners measure it.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: BlueKnight on December 01, 2013, 01:54:49 am

1.98 130 Kgr 20% Bodyfat.

If you search the forum, you can find pictures of me  :wink:

That's why there is no food in Greece, it's not crisis. Panos ate erything!
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: NJ_Legion_Icedtea on December 01, 2013, 01:55:05 am
I shall create a beautiful female alt and the winner can whisk me away to my chamber and have his way with me  :lol:
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 01, 2013, 02:00:28 am
I shall create a beautiful female alt and the winner can whisk me away to my chamber and have his way with me  :lol:
I already have a massive cheerleader squad ready.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: IR_Kuoin on December 01, 2013, 02:09:27 am
THIS is how cRPG duels should be like, not with different character stats and weapon types.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Harpag on December 01, 2013, 02:27:06 am
You're wrong Leshma. 1.98/130kg ratio is quite normal for someone with thick bones, maybe a little too fat, but it's no wonder cuz lately he sits on his more and more fat ass and spamming on forum instead of doing something useful  :mrgreen:  Apoplexy maybe epilepsy or something like this hahaha u mad Panos  :D
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on December 01, 2013, 02:51:01 am
Olwen is a hero
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Tibe on December 01, 2013, 10:18:56 am
I shall create a beautiful female alt and the winner can whisk me away to my chamber and have his way with me  :lol:

Pfft we all already had our way with you while you were napping. You definately are a Sleeping Beauty. But I have no idea how a kiss could possibly wake you, when getting buttprobed didnt....
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Prpavi on December 01, 2013, 10:45:40 am
Confirmed time, server, refs?
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Kafein on December 01, 2013, 12:13:24 pm
Panos, that is unhealthy. You're obviously not a bodybuilder or strongman so there's not need for 130 kg. You might have healthier lifestyle than a obese person but your organism still have trouble to deal with that weight. In older age, you'll most likely suffer from same diseases like obese people do, just like most bodybuilders/strongmen do when they get old.

At least when you're fat and enjoy eating you know why you live like that. And if you're doing it for sports (already mentioned bodybuilding/strongman competitions) you also put body under stress but you know why. I'm not sure why you have 130 kgs of muscle, are you a street fighter or just want to look mean?

Edit: To be honest, I doubt you have 130 kg all muscle as you claim. Because I've seen your pictures and you're a big guy but bodybuilders of those proportions look scary huge and you don't seem like that.

Edit2: There are many amateur bodybuilders who practice for years but have no idea what's their bodyfat ratio. How come you know yours, you measured it? Where? And why?

I'm fairly sure you just made up that number because you heard it's cool to state it just cause professional bodybuilders or fitness competitioners measure it.

He has to look muscular because that's the norm of his young neonavisitors can't see pics , please register or login
zi trooper identity.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on December 01, 2013, 12:17:05 pm
He has to look muscular because that's the norm of his young neonavisitors can't see pics , please register or login
zi trooper identity.

I aint even mad
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Kafein on December 01, 2013, 12:43:51 pm
I aint even mad

Don't you think Golden Dawn's militia-thing members look a little bit like those guys ?

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Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on December 01, 2013, 01:14:13 pm
I doubt it
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Varadin on December 01, 2013, 01:56:12 pm
I like and love Panos, cuse of his attidue , hes kind to ppl who are kind to him , and mean to ppl who are mean to him.

But only thing i dislike and i find lame about panos (speaking for myself ) is that he sometimes talk really bullshit and irritating things, and ingame when he get beaten by a 2h he basically strats to outrage and than calling those ppl bad at game and abusers, but when he wins with polearm which is no different in abusing than 2h he starts to humiliate those ppl :)

Im not saying im anything better person than he is , probably even more irittating and more retarded , but at least im never saying someone abuses shit :)
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: vipere on December 01, 2013, 02:47:29 pm
cuse of his attidue , hes kind to ppl who are kind to him , and mean to ppl who are mean to him.

Who isn't ?
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Olwen on December 01, 2013, 03:37:12 pm
Duel is tomorrow, after Segds coalition battle, probably around the NA GOBBLIN KING battle.

on eu3
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Bittersteel on December 01, 2013, 03:45:40 pm
If it wasn't obvious enough  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on December 01, 2013, 03:46:59 pm
Olwen is just too sexy and heroic <3
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: IR_Kuoin on December 01, 2013, 03:52:58 pm

1.98 130 Kgr 20% Bodyfat.

If you search the forum, you can find pictures of me  :wink:

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Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: LordBerenger on December 01, 2013, 06:29:23 pm
glad to know, now I know which thread I will spam  :wink:

Greece > France

Alexander The Great's Empire + Ancient Greece  > Napoleon and Charlemagne

Giros + Tzatziki > Baguettes + Wine


 
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Gmnotutoo on December 01, 2013, 06:30:48 pm
Greece > France

Alexander The Great's Empire + Ancient Greek  > Napoleon and Charlemagne

Giros + Tzatziki > Baguettes + Wine

Greece = Best in world Mythos
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Bittersteel on December 01, 2013, 07:01:57 pm
Alexander the Great wasn't greek tough. And france has a far greater history of war then silly greek. No offence, sweden is poor on that aswell.
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Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on December 01, 2013, 07:03:25 pm
Alexander the Great wasn't greek tough. And france has a far greater history of war then silly greek. No offence, sweden is poor on that aswell.
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you just went full retard.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on December 01, 2013, 07:04:16 pm
When people want to say that someone fought brave, they say he fought like a spartan, not like a french, deal with it.

When it comes to bravery, Greeks are pioneers.   8-)
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Bittersteel on December 01, 2013, 07:05:59 pm
I don't remember France running away foughting off entire europe by themself  :rolleyes:


And am i missing something? Alexander was from Macedon, no?
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: darmaster on December 01, 2013, 07:07:56 pm
you just went full retard.

i'm sorry but you're that kind of greek that would say Alexander is greater than Napoleon :/
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on December 01, 2013, 07:12:41 pm
I don't remember France running away foughting off entire europe by themself  :rolleyes:


And am i missing something? Alexander was from Macedon, no?

Macedonia is in Greece you inbred fuck.

Also, French surrendered in 3 days after the chocolate chip cookies attack, while the Greeks owned Italians and hold the chocolate chip cookies long enough to give to russians time to prepare.

Please, lets not continue this, because apparently you lack basic history knowledge.

i'm sorry but you're that kind of greek that would say Alexander is greater than Napoleon :/

He is the only one that never never lost a battle dispite the fact that he was typically outnumbered 3 to 1. He also lost very few men compared to the number of casulities he inflicted on his enemies, Alexander is the gold standard of all time. When you think or talk about military commanders or conquerors he is the first to come in mind.

Sure, Napoleon was a big general aswell, but he used alexanders tactics to win  :wink:
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Bittersteel on December 01, 2013, 07:18:05 pm
You're kidding me right? Just cause macedon is today a part of greece you call Alexander a greek? France got stomped by the germans, any other country would have done the same if that happened. And any average general would have won against the persians.


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Please, lets not continue this, because apparently you lack basic history knowledge.

Lets praise greece for having not only a general that isn't greek but also faced persians that consisted mostly of unexperienced slaves with experienced troops that have trained for years.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on December 01, 2013, 07:26:14 pm
Alexander was born in Pella, lets take a look of the modern Greece, where the fuck is Pella

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OH LOOK, PELLA IS IN GREECE!!!!!!!


Not convinced yet?
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Perhaps Alexander's greatest legacy was founding great cities and spreading the Greek culture. Alexandria, in Egypt, is a city today of more than 4.5 million people. Furthermore, Greek language, religion and culture were spread throughout the Middle East and used for centuries after Alexander’s death.


In what is today northern Afghanistan, an archaeological site called Ai Khanoum is a testimony to just how far Greek culture spread. It was one of the cities founded by Alexander, and researchers have found Greek inscriptions and depictions of Greek gods. One of the artifacts uncovered there is a bronze statuette of Hercules, a hero Alexander believed to be an ancestor.


Still not convinced??


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great



READ.

Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: IR_Kuoin on December 01, 2013, 07:27:16 pm
http://forum.melee.org/historical-discussion/

Go there to discuss Alexander ...
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: the real god emperor on December 01, 2013, 07:28:30 pm
Seriously guys, gonna duel with your penises about history here? Alexander was a Greek , also was a Macedon and Panos is also a Macedon and a Greek. They re as alike as Turks and Azerians.And when you people talk about your blood (French,German,Greek,Swede whatever) it really annoys me and many others I think. That s just another way of racism.People doesn't seperates by blood but by culture(Ex: Only Greeks Turks and Syrians means "No" only by moving their heads upwards.) So please stop this shit talk about nations.

Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Panos_ on December 01, 2013, 07:29:17 pm
Cant wait for the GD to take over Greece and nuke those fyrom monkeys to ash.

I`m tired of their propaganda.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Olwen on December 01, 2013, 07:29:42 pm
Why do people always have to act like jerks by bringing complete nonesense into completely different and fun discussions?
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: the real god emperor on December 01, 2013, 07:35:55 pm
Why do people always have to act like jerks by bringing complete nonesense into completely different and fun discussions?

filthy greek peasant Panos, aka the attention whore.

fun discussions yes.

You guys are provoking people and blaming them afterwards. Thats why Greece is too poor today.

I have to teach people how to let it go here!

Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Bittersteel on December 01, 2013, 07:36:54 pm
Just one last post from my part. You must tough understand Panos that Macedon was conquered/integrated after this time period. Macedon had its own culture, it's like saying a greek general was a turk while ottomans had greece.


http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/was-alexander-the-great-considered-a-greek/new/#new
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Olwen on December 01, 2013, 07:41:21 pm


this thread has no link with all your history stuff
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Herkkutatti666 on December 01, 2013, 07:42:29 pm
So when is this historically accurate 1v1 battle happenings?
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 01, 2013, 07:46:14 pm
So when is this historically accurate 1v1 battle happenings?
15 minutes.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Muunilinst on December 01, 2013, 08:11:36 pm
Greece > France

Alexander The Great's Empire + Ancient Greek  > Napoleon and Charlemagne

Giros + Tzatziki > Baguettes + Wine


Charlemagne wasnt a french, he was born in aachen , which was part of the holy roman empire of german nations, however he cant be referred as german neither cuz germany diidnt existed officially at that time, neither did france.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: darmaster on December 01, 2013, 08:42:15 pm

He is the only one that never never lost a battle dispite the fact that he was typically outnumbered 3 to 1. He also lost very few men compared to the number of casulities he inflicted on his enemies, Alexander is the gold standard of all time. When you think or talk about military commanders or conquerors he is the first to come in mind.

Sure, Napoleon was a big general aswell, but he used alexanders tactics to win  :wink:

I'm sorry but as always you're overrating a person (who has always been overrated) just because he's Greek.
I guess you perfectly know that Alexander didn't create and mold "his" empire by nothing; there was a certain man, his father actually, named Philip II from whom he inherited a country with solid bases. What about the enemies he defeated? Persia? lol that was an empire in total decline, with shitty leaders and worse armies, of which the only quality was the wealth (gold from which Alexander satisfied his soldiers, that later on would have abandoned him). He was a retard, who went full retard when he met the eastern cultures.

Now talking about a god among men aka Napoleon; i guess you also know that thanks to his military skills he managed to gain leadership on a country that just a couple of decades earlier faced a revolution, making it a first world power, and defeated in many battles certain enemies like England ("strongest" country in those time) Netherlands Russia Austria and Prussia (nothing to do with a dead persian empire).

I'd like to add that Alexander, who died without being defeated once, died as a winner, so of course he would have been praised like a god by his people (while he clearly wasn't that good), while Napoleon died as a loser, and still we all know how amazing this man had been.

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Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 01, 2013, 08:44:04 pm
The dastardly coward Olwen Lahmban cheated his way to an unjust victory, after severe interrogation his accomplice revealed Olwens cheating.
20:31 - Zlisch: I'll kickpoll him when he reutnrs
20:40 - Zlisch: All your fault :(
20:41 - Sugar: wat
20:41 - Zlisch: You were totally cheering for Olwen
20:41 - Zlisch: <3
20:41 - Sugar: yea
20:41 - Sugar: i was spying
20:41 - Sugar: i gave him a slightly better lance
20:41 - Zlisch: I know
20:41 - Zlisch: I knew it
As is obvious I refuse to pay Olwen a dime and have sent assassins to kill him.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Muunilinst on December 01, 2013, 08:49:29 pm
for a guy who has a quote which says"why not keep politics out of crpg" you write a lot of bullshit. both alexander and napoleon were great generals and leaders, and u cant compare them because warfare had changed a lot between their era's.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: darmaster on December 01, 2013, 08:59:14 pm
for a guy who has a quote which says"why not keep politics out of crpg" you write a lot of bullshit. both alexander and napoleon were great generals and leaders, and u cant compare them because warfare had changed a lot between their era's.

i think you totally missed the point of that quote :l

contextualizing their gestures, you can compare their "greatness".
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Olwen on December 01, 2013, 08:59:28 pm
The goatlover Zlisch brough shame on himself by accusing me of cheating after he killed 3 of my horses. The defeat probably made him lose his mind as he tried to stab me with a dagger. Fortunately, I managed to evade the attack, take the dagger from him and stab him in the arm as he was about to take his sword.

Here are the results:

1st round: -3 points for Zlisch for killing Olwen's horse
2st round: 1 point for Zlisch for hitting Olwen's torso
3rd round: 1 point for Olwen for hitting Zlisch's torso
4th round: 1 point for Olwen for hitting Zlisch's torso
5th round: -3 points for Zlisch for killing Olwen's horse
6th round: -3 points for Zlisch for killing Olwen's horse
7th round: 1 point for Olwen for hitting Zlisch's torso
8th round: 1 point for Olwen for hitting Zlisch's torso

Honour preserved, victory obtained.

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Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 01, 2013, 09:00:24 pm
I have a question



Are den damn commie liberals condsidered MURICAN?
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Bittersteel on December 01, 2013, 09:05:53 pm
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This, this so many times.

for a guy who has a quote which says"why not keep politics out of crpg" you write a lot of bullshit. both alexander and napoleon were great generals and leaders, and u cant compare them because warfare had changed a lot between their era's.

Did you even read what he wrote?


EDIT: Sorry for offtopic Olwen, lova ya :*
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on December 01, 2013, 09:09:53 pm
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Was fun, enjoy the 50k.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Boerenlater on December 01, 2013, 10:18:29 pm
Put stones up for your price as seen in post #2.
Title: Re: Gentlemen duel between Zlisch and Olwen
Post by: Olwen on December 01, 2013, 10:22:15 pm
Put stones up for your price as seen in post #2.

lowl http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=540016