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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 19, 2013, 01:16:26 am

Title: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 19, 2013, 01:16:26 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5842

FOR TOO LONG THE BASTARDS KNOWN AS HOC HAVE COUNTED UPON OUTDATED, BROKEN AS FUCK RULES TO ALLOW THEIR CONTINUED EXISTENCE ON STRATEGUS. THE 1/3 RULE. UNBREAKABLE WOODEN WALLS. ALL THAT SHIT.

NOW IT IS TIME TO USHER IN A NEW ERA ON THE STRATEGUS MAP. THE GOBBLIN KING SHALL BE THE MUSICIAN OF A NEW AGE, AND YOU MERCENARIES SHALL BE MY NERD INSTRUMENTS.

SIGN UP FOR THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING TO DESTROY ALMERRA CASTLE AND SHOW NA STRATEGUS THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE GOBBLIN KING, AND THAT NO MAN FUCKING SHIT SHALL BE ALLOWED TO CAMP A CASTLE WITH THOUSANDS OF TICKETS AFK ANYMORE. WE SHALL DISPENSE GOBBLIN STREET JUSTICE. JOIN US IN THIS FIGHT.

THE FIRST AND SECOND PERFORMERS IN THE AREAS OF TOP KILLS, TOP KDR, AND TOP SCORE SHALL BE PAID 75K OR 25K DEPENDING ON IF THEY ARE FIRST OR SECOND.
THE RANGED PLAYER WITH THE MOST KILLS SHALL BE PAID 50K.

THE AGE OF MAN IS OVER.
 THE TIME OF THE GOBBLIN HAS BEGUN.
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Lemon on November 19, 2013, 01:17:41 am
gobblin dicks 
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Horns_Archive on November 19, 2013, 01:25:04 am
#davidbowiediditfirst
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Post by: miggy on November 19, 2013, 01:25:16 am
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Post by: Lt_Anders on November 19, 2013, 01:25:38 am
YOU SUCK AT LINKING BATTLES YOU UNEDUCATED SMELLY FIEND!
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Sir_Firebus on November 19, 2013, 01:55:49 am
KILL THE BASTARDS
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Post by: StonedSteel on November 19, 2013, 02:01:56 am
FUCK YES!!!
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Post by: Novamere on November 19, 2013, 02:19:01 am
shit gunna git real!
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Jona on November 19, 2013, 05:06:26 am
About damn time.


And before you shitpost, first read into what afk means, pls and ty.
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Phantasmal on November 19, 2013, 05:09:56 am
Quote from: Jona on November 19, 2013, 05:06:26 am
About damn time.


And before you shitpost, first read into what afk means, pls and ty.

They say a picture is worth 1000 words...

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Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Jona on November 19, 2013, 05:14:14 am
Yes, and if you search 3 weeks, you will find 6 battles, all in one week. Afk =/= slow moving. We are a small clan, we take time to recover from losses and build armies and move around the map when our only active members are in EU.
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Stabb on November 19, 2013, 05:17:12 am
I smell overly large amounts of Exp on it's way.
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 19, 2013, 05:38:55 am
I think what Daruvian is saying is that you're only as good as your last victory.  So... like January??
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 19, 2013, 05:40:05 am
#SHOTSFIRED
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: kasMVC on November 19, 2013, 07:59:30 am
What about those afk astralis bundle of stickss
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Artyem on November 19, 2013, 08:15:09 am
HoC is gonna get space jammed
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Dach on November 19, 2013, 08:28:17 am
Quote from: Phantasmal on November 19, 2013, 05:09:56 am
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Funny I tried that for Astralis.... for the 12 weeks periods... no result...  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on November 19, 2013, 08:31:34 am
Quote from: Dach on November 19, 2013, 08:28:17 am
Funny I tried that for Astralis.... for the 12 weeks periods... no result...  :rolleyes:

He's actually a GOBBLIN now. GG WP
but yeah wtf Asstrails?

ATTS most active strat faction. Many battles. TOO MUCH XP

Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 19, 2013, 08:36:17 am
I will be at work tomorrow, so I won't get to see any of the battle or it's outcome. Anyone want to record it for me?
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Phantasmal on November 19, 2013, 08:44:33 am
Quote from: Dach on November 19, 2013, 08:28:17 am
Funny I tried that for Astralis.... for the 12 weeks periods... no result...  :rolleyes:

Which is why I joined the GOBBLIN horde when it first started.
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on November 19, 2013, 10:22:25 am
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Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: BoneSaw on November 19, 2013, 04:37:11 pm
Quote from: MURDERTRON on November 19, 2013, 05:38:55 am
I think what Daruvian is saying is that you're only as good as your last victory.  So... like January??
Nasal fart
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Phantasmal on November 20, 2013, 03:16:58 am
Top Score - Firebus (75k)
2nd place - Brick (25k)

Top kills - Firebus (75k)
2nd place - Jack1 (25k)

Top K/D - Segd (75k)
2nd place - San (25k)

Top ranged - Segd (50k)

Totals: Firebus (150k), Brick (25k), Jack1 (25k), Segd (125k), San (25k).
Put up stones for these amounts and I will get to them later in the night.
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Phantasmal on November 20, 2013, 03:17:53 am
Website is horrible. Double post by mistake.
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Post by: Chosen1 on November 20, 2013, 03:22:33 am
wow nerds need to pay people to do good
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Segd on November 20, 2013, 03:37:08 am
I'm always glad to fight for our good NA friend Gobblin King  :D

Current build  :lol:
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Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Dirty_Mofo on November 20, 2013, 03:44:44 am
Quote from: Chosen1 on November 20, 2013, 03:22:33 am
wow nerds need to pay people to do good

Whereas no amount of gold will ever make HoC good.

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Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Hoppster on November 20, 2013, 04:04:34 am
jesus u know how to spend crpg gold dont u
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on November 20, 2013, 04:29:59 am
Shame I couldn't be at the battle. My hubris already has me convinced that if I was there instead of at work that victory would have been certain.

Regardless, congratulations to HoC for coming out of the siege alive. I think the great portion of the community is honestly surprised.

I have a fucking headache. Serving people at a deli for 7 hours and making fucking shitty fucking damn fried chicken over and over and over is fucking killing my soul. I wish I could have seen this very important battle and been a part of it.

At least I can take solace in eating a burger and beating off tonight.

Fuck.
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Lt_Anders on November 20, 2013, 05:22:47 am
Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on November 20, 2013, 04:29:59 am
I have a fucking headache. Serving people at a deli for 7 hours and making fucking shitty fucking damn fried chicken over and over and over is fucking killing my soul. I wish I could have seen this very important battle and been a part of it.

Sounds like the guys at my local Publix Deli.
Title: Re: THE AGE OF THE GOBBLIN
Post by: Phantasmal on November 20, 2013, 06:42:21 am
If the mercenaries want their cash, send me a message on the forums saying the trade is up. Thank you!