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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Aldogalus on November 12, 2013, 04:46:06 am

Title: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Aldogalus on November 12, 2013, 04:46:06 am
My PC is down atm, and I randomly logged on for the first time in about 2 weeks, to see multiple blue dots in our area. Fucking stoked. Though I am pretty distant from the mod currently, it still gives me my jollies to see you shitbirds finally pushing on our fiefs... your fiefs***. Anywho, pretty much made this thread to tell you to ready your ring-meat(s). Even though my comp is down, I have faith in our faction. A Murder Boner stretches far and wide(my foreskin is like a blanket... or a carpet... my foreskin is a carpet bomb), and thrusts through those opposing with swelling pride. Best of luck
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on November 12, 2013, 04:54:36 am
PUBLIC SPERG ANNOUNCEMENT

Please set your night-times via the c-RPG website

1) Make sure your time is properly localized at http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=settingslocalization

2) Set your strategus night-time here http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=settingsstrategus

For fuck sake people the strategus page does not revolve around your specific timezone goddamn
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Socks on November 12, 2013, 05:06:06 am
that nighttime so opee
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Aldogalus on November 12, 2013, 05:09:15 am
laff@maple...
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Socks on November 12, 2013, 05:11:40 am
i alweyz du aldo i alwyz due canada for ruler of strat 2014
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: njames89 on November 12, 2013, 06:46:15 pm
my foreskin is like a blanket... or a carpet... my foreskin is a carpet bomb
gg
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: MURDERTRON on November 12, 2013, 07:41:01 pm
What's the money line on MB losing more troops to upkeep than TKOV this time?
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Hobb on November 12, 2013, 09:29:30 pm
     Removing the cloak of his hood, Lord Adoptagoat paced into the throne room of Veluca and knelt in front of his King. "My God Emperor King Robert, I bring great news!" The King shoved the whore from his lap and sat up straight. "My dearest uncle, please tell".
     "The rebel scum, Aldogalus, has fell for our scheme, and is terribly ill. He won't be on the battlefield for several weeks!" The king roared in approval, yelling for his squire to bring him wine. Adoptagoat's face remained stern. "I must also report, my King, that Pulse, the knight you have given to protect me, is no more."
     "Were you attacked?"
     "No, my king, we spent weeks trying to fulfill our plan. I personally picked, infected, and sent dozens of whores to Aldogalus, with the intention of infecting him with the virus."
     "Yes, bad pron can be quite devastating to a man's system."
     "Exactly, but after several attempts not a single whore managed to seduce the rebel lord. I then thought our batch of whores was to blame, and I had them executed.
     "You murdered good whores?" The king said, outraged.
     "I thought them to be conspiring with the enemy! But no, as it turned out, Aldogalus simply did not desire the touch of these women, or any woman." The King leaned in, interested in the tale. Adoptagoat shifted nervously, "It was then....My King, that Pulse came up with a plan to infect the rebel lord. Taking the virus, he infected himself, by applying the virus to his own rectum. He then proceeded to meet with Aldogalus, and after offering his....services, we finally managed to infect him. Sadly, Pulse's infection was much more severe, and he died on our return." The king leaned back in his chair, his face pale with the look of disgust. He placed his palm on his head. "For chadz's sake, Spymaster, could you not have simply told me the whore's did their job? I am a man of piety, I should not here of such blasphemies!"
"Apologies, My God Emperor King, I only wished to be thorough in my report." The king relaxed his shoulders, and stared up at the high ceiling above, shaking his head in disbelief.
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: miggy on November 13, 2013, 12:27:44 am
Let's get dat xp

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Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Socks on November 13, 2013, 04:09:29 am
hi miggy
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Adoptagoat on November 13, 2013, 04:09:56 am
  Text 

Good. Lord.

But also, in my defense, most good whores aren't infected. 
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Sir_Mahtin on November 13, 2013, 03:53:05 pm
Thanks for the links Sandy... been hoping someone would post it since my dumb ass couldn't find it.
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: BoneSaw on November 14, 2013, 04:16:48 pm
I wouldn't worry, Nomar will never fall apparently and Tkov's annual attempt to take this village is now over. See ya in 2014 for round three lol.
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Aldogalus on November 16, 2013, 04:58:37 pm
wp hobb

apologies for maple's neglect to fix his nighttime issues. it may seem like its our intention to play dirty pool, but that is not the case. In fact, I am guessing it's canada's attempt to fuck up so much, that we decide he isn't worthy of owning/tending to the fief. Too bad I see deep into his plan of deceptive lazyness. He will remain owner of this fief until he leaves the mod.

Supposedly its fixed now, feel free to attack again. My comp will be back sometime early next week.

edit: so apparently maple transfered the fief to someone else in the clan. I assure you this is temporary, and maple will be the permanent owner in about 1 or two weeks
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Maple_Syrup on November 16, 2013, 05:21:34 pm
maple OP lazy son of a bitch
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: cup457 on November 16, 2013, 08:35:48 pm
maple stop doing drugs and fix your night time
Title: Re: Pucker your touch-holes, velucan scum
Post by: Adoptagoat on November 18, 2013, 01:53:05 am
maple stop doing drugs and fix your night time

Or you know, just fix the nighttime.  The drugs don't bother us.