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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Aldogalus on November 12, 2013, 04:46:06 am
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My PC is down atm, and I randomly logged on for the first time in about 2 weeks, to see multiple blue dots in our area. Fucking stoked. Though I am pretty distant from the mod currently, it still gives me my jollies to see you shitbirds finally pushing on our fiefs... your fiefs***. Anywho, pretty much made this thread to tell you to ready your ring-meat(s). Even though my comp is down, I have faith in our faction. A Murder Boner stretches far and wide(my foreskin is like a blanket... or a carpet... my foreskin is a carpet bomb), and thrusts through those opposing with swelling pride. Best of luck
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PUBLIC SPERG ANNOUNCEMENT
Please set your night-times via the c-RPG website
1) Make sure your time is properly localized at http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=settingslocalization
2) Set your strategus night-time here http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=settingsstrategus
For fuck sake people the strategus page does not revolve around your specific timezone goddamn
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that nighttime so opee
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laff@maple...
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i alweyz du aldo i alwyz due canada for ruler of strat 2014
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my foreskin is like a blanket... or a carpet... my foreskin is a carpet bomb
gg
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What's the money line on MB losing more troops to upkeep than TKOV this time?
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Removing the cloak of his hood, Lord Adoptagoat paced into the throne room of Veluca and knelt in front of his King. "My God Emperor King Robert, I bring great news!" The King shoved the whore from his lap and sat up straight. "My dearest uncle, please tell".
"The rebel scum, Aldogalus, has fell for our scheme, and is terribly ill. He won't be on the battlefield for several weeks!" The king roared in approval, yelling for his squire to bring him wine. Adoptagoat's face remained stern. "I must also report, my King, that Pulse, the knight you have given to protect me, is no more."
"Were you attacked?"
"No, my king, we spent weeks trying to fulfill our plan. I personally picked, infected, and sent dozens of whores to Aldogalus, with the intention of infecting him with the virus."
"Yes, bad pron can be quite devastating to a man's system."
"Exactly, but after several attempts not a single whore managed to seduce the rebel lord. I then thought our batch of whores was to blame, and I had them executed.
"You murdered good whores?" The king said, outraged.
"I thought them to be conspiring with the enemy! But no, as it turned out, Aldogalus simply did not desire the touch of these women, or any woman." The King leaned in, interested in the tale. Adoptagoat shifted nervously, "It was then....My King, that Pulse came up with a plan to infect the rebel lord. Taking the virus, he infected himself, by applying the virus to his own rectum. He then proceeded to meet with Aldogalus, and after offering his....services, we finally managed to infect him. Sadly, Pulse's infection was much more severe, and he died on our return." The king leaned back in his chair, his face pale with the look of disgust. He placed his palm on his head. "For chadz's sake, Spymaster, could you not have simply told me the whore's did their job? I am a man of piety, I should not here of such blasphemies!"
"Apologies, My God Emperor King, I only wished to be thorough in my report." The king relaxed his shoulders, and stared up at the high ceiling above, shaking his head in disbelief.
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Let's get dat xp
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hi miggy
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Good. Lord.
But also, in my defense, most good whores aren't infected.
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Thanks for the links Sandy... been hoping someone would post it since my dumb ass couldn't find it.
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I wouldn't worry, Nomar will never fall apparently and Tkov's annual attempt to take this village is now over. See ya in 2014 for round three lol.
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wp hobb
apologies for maple's neglect to fix his nighttime issues. it may seem like its our intention to play dirty pool, but that is not the case. In fact, I am guessing it's canada's attempt to fuck up so much, that we decide he isn't worthy of owning/tending to the fief. Too bad I see deep into his plan of deceptive lazyness. He will remain owner of this fief until he leaves the mod.
Supposedly its fixed now, feel free to attack again. My comp will be back sometime early next week.
edit: so apparently maple transfered the fief to someone else in the clan. I assure you this is temporary, and maple will be the permanent owner in about 1 or two weeks
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maple OP lazy son of a bitch
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maple stop doing drugs and fix your night time
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maple stop doing drugs and fix your night time
Or you know, just fix the nighttime. The drugs don't bother us.